0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to another awesome episode of the careful boys and today we have Chappelle back in hey welcome back what up Chappelle hi I'm back how you doing man I'm good how are you guys that's very good very good small talk we're here for the deep ████ right away what's the deepest she got something ████ exciting some new subscribers huh yeah let's start with tofu that's good yeah what's your favorite vegetarian food wow that that's a cold question all right that's how we start that's bar baby you know you know Traders Trader Joe's Trader Joe's has this uh vegan orange chicken that I really like yeah and I'm making Trader minks
0:50 [Laughter] dude the orange chicken at Trader Joe's legit wait is that the actual thing yeah brand name but Maine's not even close to Joe it's not like Trader Joe's what would be the Trader Joe's yeah that's not even but is that Chinese it's mean a common name well Jose and Joe is pretty close right because you just
1:40 gotta move like the ass over yeah McDonald's McDonald's oh what what are we doing why are we doing this let's go make McDonald's they even have like an Indian one too because what's that called I don't know that's not bad I know a couple patels yeah some of them come on the Shelf very cultured I mean like chicken made out of when you're like to go vegetarian especially modern day vegetarian where
2:30 you're like I'll substitute real food for I don't know what the ████ you know it is it is interesting it's interesting interesting thing I try not to eat that stuff too much because I mean you're not you're not really supposed to so I try to keep it you know that's why I stay more along the lines so the idea of like switching that diet is like I'm not supposed to eat this so let me eat stuff that I'm not supposed to which is weird like like you know like sometimes I want to punch these vegans and vegetarians for this dumb ████ it's like hey like you you talking about not eating meat but what what is this ████ you know so like not like this ████ oh you know I don't you I ████ with animal rights I do yeah heavy okay heavy yeah you better quote me on that but it is interesting to sit here and it's like what's this fake ████ yeah what is that and then they call it plant-based like a wood plant yeah uh nuclear power plant
3:23 dog so how do you feel about like the lab grown meat stuff like the impossible meal right yeah are you have you ever tried a burger is that yeah vegetarian if you didn't have to kill an animal to eat it yeah lab grown steak is that vegetarian oh oh yeah that's the new thing right yeah you know actually I'm not I'm not familiar with that World um I'm new to that world but but it is interesting yeah I mean I don't know I don't know how long have you been vegetarian a year oh no it'd be a year in April sorry oh well what um what caused a decision you're not committed yeah yeah [Laughter] for me I'm like I ran away from that world so then for people that want to go
4:14 there I'm like why you know what's interesting as well is a lot of uh religions they do it they do it that's why I ran away from it that table over there David I mean part two yeah yeah I learned about kosher you guys know what kosher is yeah you know like the front of the atom right right you don't eat like the no so I well I think that but also they they kill their own animals but you have to I think there's something with you have to prey on it well it has to die immediately has to be an instant kill If It suffers then you can't eat it oh yeah yeah yeah that's like who defines the suffering part well if it's like headshots but if it's like boom headshots it was like a headshot that's it do you guys follow any of those
5:04 hardcore nature Pages absolutely Nature's metal I didn't realize how ████ ████ some animals are you can see a buff ass ████ like Buck or some ████ right and you're like when you see that guy on the force like this guy will run me over yeah and then you see like a ████ lion like bite that like bite my tail like this I did they just go oh you act like it's us biting it like a lion's bite it's like it's not even bleeding it it's like barely Nick and I'm like that still you you call the bug ████ and you said a lion was it's fun yeah a food chain chop the whole leg if it chopped the whole leg then you could get it squealed but it barely bits some
5:54 hairs the bit some hairs and you just see the ████ like give up like oh vegetarian people yeah it ain't gonna do anything bad is it run away you don't even got claws I swear to God it's like a like barely missed them and this full like he just like rolls over and then now this guy he can still move you still see him blinking and ████ and although lying is just having its way you know let's bring a lion in here I just thought this got another Buck ████ go head to head five times to try to ████ the other ████ female buck and then you you couldn't do that at the lion but one tail bite yeah that's how you act here's the thing here's the thing about lions lions lions attack from the back yeah they will go for this so they will go
6:44 for this yeah they'll go yeah they want to suffocate you yeah it's worse to get from a hyena pack hyena packs go from an ████ yep they literally go from the ████ and eat you out they don't let you die they just they just like they want it fresh yeah they want it fresh yeah not not Kosher you see they caught that uh that mountain lion he ate like two dogs or something like that yeah he's a big ████ that's pretty big yeah and you see somebody's yard you see some of these coyotes dude some of these coyotas are ████ hey ████ kind of like German Shepherds they kill dogs like crazy I'm saying that's why we gotta get rid of the coyote the coyotes dude we gotta get rid of them you know in the South that you can hunt those year round really I'm gonna go wow [Laughter] Revenge
7:34 there was a video of a coyote trying to snatch up a two-year-old have you seen that on someone no I'm coming after your kids bro we gotta get rid of them what was they were the parents where are the parents they were loading up the van you know what I mean that was the video and then it was just broad daylight what was it I have no idea you don't know probably like Coyote Hills yeah like there's coyotes like in every state they're rampant they're not they're not that big dude the Reese I feel like in the past couple years they got big some dogs are bigger than girls yeah like a Great Dane oh great dane is way bigger than yeah for sure yeah but a Great Dane is like are they gonna be killing other dogs health problems on the way I know right yeah yeah I'm gonna walk downstairs a pit bull mate Rottweiler pit bulls or yeah oh like if you had like a gangster
8:24 ass Pitbull we need to test our Theory [Laughter] no lie if you were if you were like in another if you were in another country where like you know it's not we're tourists it's not our rules and it was like dog fights would you watch it you mean like when it Rome do you want to watch a dog okay but coyote and dog I want to see which one beats the coyote we were depend on what kind of dog yeah that's like science that's not entertainment that's like science yeah we were in Hawaii and we saw these chickens around and I was like and in my head I was like yo I think I'd watch a ████ fight you would and then you'd watch chickens fight afterwards yeah yeah yeah you dirty man
9:14 like not razors on there yeah wait really yeah I don't think I could watch how long have you guys been doing that y'all seem to know a lot yeah they like armed them with like knives and ████ on the closet all those cops got killed by the uh chickens that one time they broke up the cockfight yeah they broke up they started coming up to the cops cops and slicing them up because sisters on himself he gets your like vital veins or whatever in your leg Yeah I think a cop died getting sliced on a vein yeah listening or something like it sliced them in the artery and I think it was like infected and I think he died like the day off whoa that is a terrible one you just blasted that ████ his Tombstone says death by cops I'm also down to see a rooster get
10:04 electrocuted by or tased by a cop too wait how'd you get there at the beginning of the video it's also good for animal rights ████ that ████ I'm down seriously well because we gotta save the cop's life he's already dead nope yeah yeah find that ████ they should have had some tasers and shot it shot it at them and you should have seen a ████ rooster going like this turn into the fried chicken that's so sad all battered as my as a vegetarian I can't believe you said that I can't believe you said those words wait so what was your uh motivation to become vegetarian like what I mean honestly I don't really ████ with me like that we're gonna leave occasionally chickens vegetarian conversations exciting yeah excuse yeah and that's
10:55 fine you never liked the taste of meat I mean I I never ████ with I never ████ with steak I never ████ with like I mean I I eat a burger yeah but like I'm trying to you know the one thing I do miss chicken tenders bacon why you say chicken tenders because because I'll say this wait wait wait wait wait wait [Applause] he said Raising Cane that has nothing to do with what you're insinuating the fried one I have a question to ask the group Colonel don't you know you ought to roll dude our chicken tenders not the most unanimously liked food
11:58 nuggets and then at the very last what's the difference between nugget and tender come on man it's not ten it's not racism how about that racism it's not what else you got but it's still pretty good chicken tenders put yourself out of this chicken tenders are not four kids though it was a purple drink with that man I didn't say that Anthony will you talk I swear to God I did it don't ruin his whole bit that's coming later you got a grape soda coming up yeah you just wait for later in the day Chapel yeah but I was at this conversation with like other people and I was saying like chicken tenders are so unanimously like okay everybody all kids menus dude chicken across adults bro it doesn't matter what kind of 35. you don't like chicken you don't like chicken you know I'm not a kid you see him he's trying to think of something
12:49 years old and I love chicken but you didn't answer the question I was gonna say bacon that's another one that's another hotel favorite try me yeah you don't like uh vegetarian bacon is pretty good though isn't it yeah that's not too bad yeah it's actually not bad yeah sometimes I actually like it a little bit whatever yeah you guys were vegetarians for how long pescatarian vegetarian our our cult-like religion says you can kind of eat beef but if you do you're kind of wrong oh really yeah there was like a very passive aggressive yeah in the school and the church they never served any meat no one yeah but you could do it you could eat it at home yeah but like if you were in school school yeah
13:48 event is like Venice Beach yo I never heard that before you're right chicken tenders is the right answer right all right all these years I've never heard that that's the ████ funny if they have Venice Beach yeah this is our literally free it's like a it's kind of similar to what Jewish people believe plus Jesus Saturday is a day of worship so we go to church on Saturday instead of Sunday and then Sunday you're not you're not allowed to do anything right uh Saturday you're not allowed that's the Saturday they took everything that's Judaism and then put it on steroids yeah with a profit it's like Old Testament this religion been around uh Seven Days Seven
14:42 hundreds something like that oh it goes it goes pretty far back but it's kind of it's kind of considered by Deep considering like I don't know like religion that's kind of why it sort of consists New Wave yeah yeah that's not that's that new ████ like yeah I thought it was a white label yeah Mormons Jehovah Witness whatever it might be the trigger Mings of religion but I know we're all Asian really yeah yeah a lot of SDA people are there's a lot of Asians yeah George pink dick George from um but he married to an Asian woman though let's start with pink dick yeah right that's what they call them pink dick George because he's so have you seen his dick is Dick's probably pink you ever seen his dick no I haven't seen him wow dude he hasn't seen Georgia you get a rep like that George Kimmel dude yeah George Kimball's
15:34 west side of Venice that just sounds like it's like super raw all the time that doesn't sound painful whites are different they're always like a lab rat pink I think oh God yeah we were just talking about like is it like lab grown like you would eat it like what yeah no that's too much dude no yeah I wouldn't suck on yeah have you guys ever had ice cream that didn't have dairy or sugar in it yeah yeah no sugar yeah yeah because like the church they would have this ice cream and it had no Dairy and no sugar what did it taste like it takes it tastes like straight up Vicks is it just oh God yo shout out to fix if you ever lie I don't know it was Menthol yeah men Menthol ice cream but you know what though they're doing something right because um have you heard of a blue Zone it's blue zones are areas that have the most centennials or
16:25 people that live the longest right so there's Okinawa there's like some parts of green Joe's bragging again dude and then oh centenarians so like in Loma Linda it's like uh it's like you know how the Mormons got Salt Lake City yeah seven-day Adventists have the Loma Linda all right so then in that area is a Blue Zone because of their diet really so vegetarianism might be working well for them where's the shame associated with it specifically shame yo did you see that one uh docu series on Netflix uh keeps keep sweet the one about the uh LGs it was but it was a different it was a sub genre of LDS yeah I thought Loma Linda was an LDS area no it's that's Seventh-day Adventist what's the difference between SDA and LDS Latter Day Latter Day Saints you think they fight each other yeah
17:16 right yeah it sounds kind of hard right that's pretty tight well you know what we got one of those crazy offshoot ones too and then they did Waco yeah they were the Waco people the crash is a offshoot of SDA so they got more street cred then he's an SDA that went off the rails yeah yeah that's what happened with this more this uh also the same thing huh oh ████ LDS got marvelous dude ████ everybody we got like militant and stuff yeah they they do because they believe in uh polygamy so they had multiple wives and they didn't care what age their wives was wow oh a little slippers live no right right I'd say younger 80s the upside it's gonna be optimistic yeah
18:07 nobody's trying to say it yeah right yeah you think 90 year old women having babies I don't know you know because they because they they breed them and they have like a lot of colony and stuff they had a little Colony man and homie homie was like Reckless where was this colony uh some part of uh Utah yeah oh and it was in Utah yeah it's a crazy Doc and then he had he had a um somewhere in Texas too in Texas is when people were like who who the ████ is this guy oh that's when they start questioning ████ and then because Texans don't ████ around yeah we all ████ like everybody and we have 10 wives yeah yeah exactly that's how they roll you know so how many like documentaries got to come out on Netflix before like a religion get canceled you know what I mean I know that religion still exists what yeah could they the homies locked up for like life and they still go visit them like people like still believe he's the prophet or something yeah all the 90 year old wives will visit him yeah they
18:58 believe in his ████ hey I feel like religions don't get canceled though they don't they don't how are you gonna How You Gonna Cancel a religion yeah what are you gonna do my God and Jesus yeah you can't cancel all that does is test their faith yeah damn yeah because even Nazis aren't canceled right right recruitment High yes they got they got 2.0 they got the NEOS the Neo knots all over South America too yeah they've been improving you sounded like you about to sign up or something I know right yeah I'm excited they refresh their website they're following their link trees
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