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Gamer Loses Father of the Year Award

#car#driveway#wife#kid#jail
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0:00 the kid passed away huh what kind of flowers do you what kind of flower arrangement do you get when your wife when your wife gets home sorry let's make another one yeah that's not bad that's not bad have you ever left TA in the car like like leave the windows up and turn the heater on in the sun with you is that pretty like easy to remember to not leave him in the car I think if love your kid it's pretty F easy I think let me know if you think this guy loves his kid um so this happened in Arizona recently oh no too hot Jesus Christ too hot so this dad he's 37 he left his dads are also ████ ████ though yeah yeah yeah he left his 2-year-old in the car in

0:50 109° wether 2-year-old for 3 hours oh that's unacceptable so did the kid get kind of burnt the kid passed away huh uh yeah but he died but look at how stupid this is look how stupid this is 3 hours is in go so he gets home right he pulls into his driveway the the camera shows him arriving at 12:53 p.m. he leaves the kid in the car enters the house by himself the mom gets home at 4:08 and sees the baby in the car shut the so he was in the garage he was just in the house so then like no the baby the kid was in the car the kid not in the the kid's in the car in the driveway yeah oh in the driveway in the driveway F the mom sees the kid and doesn't say anything no the mom sees the kid and freaks out but the kids already it's it's over so the wife arrives home discovers a baby in the car the dad says

1:41 he was putting food away when he got distracted by his video game and he started playing PS uh five no that's the worst answer this was got a crazy kiss at lie better than that the worst answer's honest but he's dumb as ████ you have to lie better than that he's dumb as and then the police spoke to his other two kids who were five and n and he asked the kids if Dad has ever left them in the car and they said yeah dad leaves us in the car all the time oh dang ratted out by your kids dude that's so he just thought he was going to leave his kid in the car and it thing be Gucci by the time his wife got on it just like slipped his mind he probably was like ah cuz he so one track question no cuz he wanted to play video games so bad no he wanted to play video games so bad so he ████ forgot cuz he's a ████ idiot yeah but what was the game though that's a b question no it's not funny thing is

2:31 the funny thing is they took his PlayStation for evidence oh my gosh they would have his Play Time on man so I at when his 2-year-old daughter was being transported to the hospital I mean she wasn't going to make it any bro 2-year-old daughter they the record of their text between each other the husband and wife the wife texts him and says I told you to stop leaving them in the car how many times have I told you he he responds babe I'm sorry she she says we've lost her she was perfect and he says babe our family how could I do this I killed our baby this can't be real what an idiot dude idiot dude this makes me very The Babe first is amazing I know did he send any emojis doll honey love lovely love of my life come on you

3:21 know what's crazy so like um as I get integrated into his ████ parent World cuz taer does all these activities and stuff and we go to birthday parties Sports whatever I talk to other parents the amount of the sentiment of you know like the stereotypical wife thinks husband is ████ is actually really common Universal but then for me I'm also like that's also your fault for marrying this ████ dumbass exactly so he has no history of any crimes or felony conviction job problem uh no domestic violence nothing like that but he's also unemployed called it dude ████ and he has a history of stupidity called it yeah what's his KD ratio yeah you better be good bro 05 he has a video game addiction good at the game I mean you can have a video game addiction and not ████ that up yeah but

4:13 if that's all you care about you're ████ ████ that's like one he's got to play PS5 when I go home that's it that's crazy you can't take food in before you take your kid in your K how do you forget that's ready leaving your kid in the car that is exactly right you can't even leave your kid in the car for one second and it's 109 yeah it's not like and you got two other kids in a house well I can see why he's unemployed he can't hold down a job yeah like if he's making these mistakes on something that are pretty ████ important imagine he can't even ████ have a simple entry-level job he probably has 16-year-olds looking at him like come on bro again you ████ up again is he going to get locked up he's like sorry dud you guys shouldn't have this PlayStation kiosk and the Best Buy yeah he's um just gets carried away he is he is lock I don't know if he's locked up but he did get arrested like involuntary manslaughter or something

5:03 yeah it might be that they might let him out like it says on personal recognizance so they might just like he might just show up to court but the crazy thing is that he lied initially cuz it says here that when the detectives got there he said he came home at 2:30 and it wasn't until they checked the cameras that they saw he got home at 12: oh my and he's so dumb he doesn't realize there's cameras already at the house yeah he is dumb he was still trying to lie poor mom and then he said that uh he left his kid in the car because he knew that the car had uh AC I guess the the car's AC was still going but then they were like I don't know what kind of car it is but they said well if if you leave the car A tes automatically after 30 minutes and the AC turns off after 30 minutes what car is that Tesla I thought Tesla's keep the do Tesla keep the temp climate the same

5:53 or something it's on dog mode no if you put on dog mode sure but it'll do interior cabinet control a cabin control but that'll only take it if it's like 112° and bring it back to like 99 or something because interior cabin can be like 90 if nobody's inside it just doesn't want to overheat at like 120 yeah you know what I mean cuz it is still like a microwave basically what kind of flowers do you what kind of flower arrangement do you get when your wife when your wife gets home sorry let's make another one yeah that's not bad that's not bad yeah or it just says two out of three no it's it it's got to be like a cake and is like that's two out of three and just be like sorry I burnt I burnt it but we could bake another one but it sounds like the guy where $50 gift certificate go get a massage it sounds like bucks the wife comes home the mom comes home finds a baby comes in screaming and he's still playing like

6:43 hold on hold on hold on where's the other two kids bro you think he turned around and said why do you keep ████ b███████ the dumb thing is that he goes so they they're like I can't say I can't save how many times I tell you I can't save he was like oh the cuz the car had AC going or something and they were like did you know that the car shuts its AC off automatically after 30 minutes that you gotta be ████ kidding me no he he goes he goes yeah I knew that wow I did not know that he's tasted he made it worse of course I know that I'm not stupid yeah that's basically what he said oh just don't even leave the kinderart for even one second leaving kids in the car I just thought like since I was a kid I've heard that that's the dumbest thing you can do to your kid I dog in the car so the mom she's actually like working taking care of the family um and he's

7:35 just sitting home playing video games yeah it's like why do women let these idiots impregnate them more than once that's Al that's why it's also their bad too like why you sho I don't think they don't know they're like that yet until they get pregnant best foot forward cuz guys are good at line I think best foot forward so maybe he had a job and then and then they get comfortable I think guys comfortable they lose that facade cannot be was broker and then The Big Short happened I want to know what job he has bro he was a real estate agent no way beta tester for freaking Black Ops 2 for Activision damn that's sad man sounds like a side job it's really sad that some human beings end up getting born into idiots like this it's insane it sucks for that Soul so he's going to jail right yeah but he's not in jail I don't think he they're holding him until

8:25 like the you can't go to jail for oh he he's cuz they can't prosecute stupid yeah he's yet to be he's yet to be sentenced it's not he go just happened he'll go to jail what what sucks too is if he does go to jail it's also do to a disservice to the other two kids yeah yeah exactly it's likeu that's what's weird about that or it's better to the other two they don't get left in cars anymore maybe maybe she'll have a chance to meet a better dude yeah yeah yeah maybe that's rough ████ literally anybody else dude I know anybody Jeffrey D would probably be F what's crazy about this is he'll probably never get the game again no they got him in inside don't they I don't know he's just like I can't wait till game day yeah he's like oh ████ like ps6 is coming she visit GTA 6 coming out she does goes for a conjugal he's like where's my PlayStation he's like idiot babe is the ps6

9:16 out GTA 6 did it happen that's her phone call from Jo you have a call from County Jail sure I'll take it it's ps6 coming God damn it don't call me back until it's out is there R tracing do you know are they still using Unreal Engine yeah it's really dumb dude and then he said okay here's another thing uh the kid said that he had left all three of the kids in the car alone regularly he's like they got each other regularly God good thing there's a 9-year-old that probably knows how to unlock the car door and open it so it's one of those things that seems like it's just a matter of time before this happens cuz he's pushed it so far God damn does the 9-year-old not go Hey where's like our sister I blame her yeah blame the 9-year-old that's what I'm getting at I blame her you're you're the

10:06 oldest you're the most respons JK punishment time I think that he should go to the cookie factory and be left in the oven that's a good one your face when you said that whoa holy ████

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