0:00 Okay, so we're in the middle of explaining to Bonos that uh contrary to popular belief, it is against our will when we open up Instagram that we are we want to see girls that just pops up no matter what you do. >> The third strap. I don't want to see that. >> No. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. >> Yeah. I want to see >> it's against your will. >> Yeah. I want to see my algo, which [laughter] is I want to see uh longlasting Toyota vehicles. >> Nice. Okay. I love animals, >> vacations, guns, fitness. >> Oh, fitness. >> Fitness or whatever. >> Real estate. >> That kind of stuff. >> But as I'm scrolling, >> ████ beautiful titties pop out. >> Yeah. And I just showed her an example. >> Do it again. Show her again. >> Oh. And then so this is the ████ that I follow, right? [laughter] Like there's a dog eating pasta. >> I love that.
0:50 >> There's a pug eating pasta, right? And then there's uh Korean lobster food challenge, right? >> That's what I follow. >> Puppy. That's what I follow. Right. >> ████ kid having an allergy test. >> That's so good. >> ████ bakery bread. Uh the North Face backpack ad chicken being roasted. >> Yep. >> Pineapple fruit challenge. >> Okay. >> Uh bunny rabbit with clothes on. >> This is taking longer than it was before. >> I'm doing fast. I gota do it faster. Okay. Wait. Wait. What was that? Was that naked girl on the ground? >> What the hell? >> See >> a seal. A seal on the bathroom. Okay. Seal on the bathroom. A dog getting spanked. >> Oh. >> Nah. I wouldn't consider >> It's not bad. >> You're on front of a car. I wouldn't call I wouldn't consider I wouldn't consider that a only fans. >> Look at that. Look at that girl bent
1:42 over with a thong. Girl [laughter] bent over with a thong. >> It's exactly what he said would happen. >> Girls in bikinis. Okay. little little kid chopping meat, that's fine. I'm I'm like, by the way, it doesn't show up on the grid like that. So, like it my grid doesn't show girls, but if I pick something like a few down, it's going to be girls. That's the weird thing about it. It's not like it's telling you ahead of time that, oh, you're going to see some stuff. No, it just like springs it on you. >> How many slides does it take for you, Bart, until you see some titties? So, right now it's so far I probably did 20. nothing popped up cuz of course it's listening to what the hell we're doing. So, I'm waiting. But then, like with the one I was just talking about, I there's ones where a girl's doing pottery and then all of a sudden the pot turns into a penis and her titties are bouncing around. I've seen people that cook. I've seen people that like she's a farmer and
2:35 she's like washing the horse, but then she's in a thong for some reason. >> I went five swipes from the bunny I wanted to watch and it's this now. >> [laughter] >> Oh, and if you watch the whole clip >> from that point, you're ████ >> Yeah, it's over. Yeah. So, see, we're not the ones doing it. >> Sure. >> We're not doing it at all. >> I don't think Bon was convinced. [laughter] >> Do girls have this problem where you just want to see, I don't know, like um shuderie and then all of a sudden just big ass dick guy with a >> I do not have that in my feed. No, I actually do end up I will I'll be honest. Sometimes girls do show up on mine too. >> Oh, girls. Hot girls, but it's like girl to girl like girl power ████ >> No, sexy girls. >> Oh, like actual thirst trap stuff. >> Yeah, thirst trap stuff. >> Whoa. Weird. >> I don't think to that extent what he just showed me like the girl bend. >> I I really do think just because you put
3:26 down you're a guy and it knows what guys like. >> That's what I'm saying. Yeah. >> It's automatically will know cuz like even on my explore page, it'll be 99% all my interests and then some succulent titties. >> Yeah. No, mine's 100% succulent titties for my explore page. [laughter] It's it's it's 100% and then like a seal taking a bath or something. >> And that's not your fault. [laughter] >> I don't know how it happened. Maybe because when the girls do show up, I can't help but watch the whole thing. >> But I don't like I don't follow. I don't do anything. But then >> I think the algorithm goes, "Oh, >> you like it. you it's it you have the attention like you didn't skip, >> right? >> So then maybe that's why it's like well I'll show you another one so you don't skip. >> I know it's happening. It's because
4:17 >> when we swipe and the girls pop up we get so mad and it reads our heart rate and thinks we are exhilarated by it. >> Oh by how mad we are. >> That's true. >> Mhm. >> I'm sure that's it. >> I got to be happier. [laughter] >> No, you got to be indifferent. >> I got to be grateful. A lot of Only Fans girls though, they have they can't like outright be sexual because they'll get um their account will be closed. So all of them masquerade like around a hobby like mechanic girl, sandwich girl, whatever. I saw this one girl like I was She makes some sick ass sandwiches, right? >> Yeah. >> But her titties are huge. They're like this big. >> Mhm. Like it looks like two watermelons and then like she barely has a shirt
5:07 that covers her nipple, but she's making some real dope sandwiches. >> The sandwiches are like always cool. Like the sandwiches alone could probably get >> always cool. >> They could probably get views, >> but what she's doing is she's extra shaking up and down while she's making sandwiches. She knows what she's doing. >> Yeah, of course. >> And then the the first link that she's got on her page is like, "Check out my links." >> How'd you even know what the first link was? excited to see what other sandwiches she was making. >> I wanted to see. [laughter] >> So, say say you guys all just had to like quit. You just couldn't work anymore. None of you had no more streams of income. >> Uh-huh. >> Would you be okay with your wives having a um an account like that where they're just like making sandwiches and >> I hope she does that now, but she doesn't want to. >> You mean like where there's an intended sexuality or it's truly innocent? >> Intended.
5:57 >> No, I can't do that. Nah, I can't do that to Smack because I Smack's attitude about it. She's so disgusted by intended sexuality for her. Not for other people, but just for Yeah, I couldn't do that. No, >> but like for 5 million a month, though. >> I Dude, she's just Money doesn't affect her. Like, she's Australian. I don't know. >> 5 million a month is awesome. >> I don't I wanted Hannah, too, cuz then I don't want to work, [laughter] but like she rather do things the hard way. She'd rather do things the hard way cuz she has what do you call them? Modest modesty. >> Modesty. [laughter] >> Selfresect. >> Honor. Yeah. >> And her dad loves her. You know, like it's kind of all ████ up. >> But that's so far away from pornos that it's like you make sandwiches anyways. >> Mhm. >> With cleavage. >> So you're okay with it? >> 5 million a month >> or less. [laughter]
6:49 >> That face. >> How about 5K a month? No, [laughter] it's got to be like this. I COULD GET A JOB that pays that much >> for sexy crime. Yeah, I could go work at the post office. Why would >> But you can't. You can't in this fake world. You can't. I don't know. Something happened. You can't She has to work. She has to bring the money in. >> But I want purpose. What do I get to do? Like >> I talk about your purpose. >> Editor. You're the editor. [laughter] >> To me, sexy time has to bring in sexy time money. If not, I'm just going to go be a firefighter or something. >> Okay. >> You get more than 5K a month as a firefighter. >> She'd have to go be the firefighter. >> So, in her scenario, [laughter] we can't do we can't work. >> We can't do nothing. >> Oh, >> yeah. You can't you can't make the money. >> Yeah. >> I can't make money at all. >> No, >> she's the bread winner. >> That's her scenario. How many times then? Perfect. I'll be her videographer
7:40 cuz as long as she turns me on, it's a good product. >> She You and you and the rest of the world. >> So, Yep. So, I'll get the perfect angles. I'm like, "Oh, yeah. Make those things jiggle a little bit more. [laughter] >> Let's have you stand on a trampoline when you make a sandwich next time. >> Make a sandwich on a trampoline." >> Yeah. So, they could jiggle around. I'd be a pretty uh supportive hooker husband. >> Yeah. You think so? >> We didn't have to go all the way to hooker. [laughter] >> Yeah. Does she have to be like physically a hook? >> I don't want her to do that. >> Can she just be a virtual one? >> Yeah, that's better. That's better. How about if um Hannah was one of those uh online poker dealers? >> No. [laughter] >> Yeah, that's okay. >> I wouldn't want I would I'd be I'll be more okay than she would be okay. But I wouldn't want her to. But then I don't mind it cuz I can't work. So that makes me a little ████ [laughter] >> That runon sentence was crazy.
8:31 >> Cuz you know, you know what makes you what? What makes me draw the line? >> Huh? >> What makes me so I don't want Gio to suck any ████ or nothing. >> Yeah, sure. But uh I think what makes me draw the line >> is if I can still say uh what are you talking about? You're the pervert. >> Oh, so you have something. >> So if Gio is like just making sandwiches, but then 5 minutes before she just iced her nipples or nipples stick out of her shirt a little bit more and then people go, "Oh, look at this horny content." I'm like, "What are you talking about? That's just a BLT, you pervert." >> So you're It's the eye of the beholder. >> Yeah. [laughter] But if she's sucking dick, I can't be like you pervert. [laughter] >> That's true. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, poker dealer, it's like, "Oh, you're just sexualizing. She's just doing an honest job." Yeah. But she's poker dealing in pasties, but you're like, "What are you do? What are you talking about pervert?" That's the style. [laughter]
9:21 >> That's the style. >> It's a Miami style. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> It's a Miami poker style. >> Yeah. >> You never been to Miami Swim Week? >> It's just Brazil. >> Yeah. You're weird. Come on. Okay. Okay. Okay. So then you leave the uh the point of blame to be on the viewer, >> but the the point isn't the point of blame. It's just when it's uh when it's able to be more interpreted, >> then I like that cuz then it's not like on the nose sexual. >> Yeah. >> She's just the she's just being her doing her content. >> You want it to be subtle. Let's say that she started making more workout content and that fandom that happened to naturally form around it was really gooning to her workouts. Would that be in the same realm? >> Oh, like like let's say she's working
10:11 out in a hoodie and sweatpants, but then so it's like full nonsexual. >> It's nonsexual, >> but the audience got a kink out of that. >> They got a kink out of it. So because of that they like subscribe to capable and they pay 10 million a month. ████ yeah, dude. That's the best of both worlds. >> They pay you. >> Yeah. If they if they're like if they are quadruple gooning while she's not even being anywhere close, that's the most ideal scenario [laughter] >> cuz now you're making sexy time money with zero sexy time. >> That's true. >> That's Yeah, >> that's like that's like how movies make money. >> Well, how do you mean? cuz there's so much sex appeal from all the actresses >> and then some people pay just to see the actress that their favorite they're a fan of. >> Like Anna de Armis. >> Yeah. But like they're just >> she's hot. >> But they're not actually doing it on
11:01 screen. >> Yeah. Like K-pop stars and stuff. That's the same thing. [laughter] >> That's the same thing. >> The ideal scenario. >> But if it's a in-your-face sexy sexy like she's out there like, "Hey, if you pay $10, I'll give you a shout out in my sexy jack off instruction voice." Oh, >> then that's kind of like that's too sexy sexy in your like my like someone like that they could they don't like you and they want to make it's almost like I could go to the strip club and get a lap dance from your wife. So it's like I don't want them I don't want them to do that. >> Oh. Oh yeah. You don't want them to do that. >> No. >> That's like if they could get like a shout out and and then she's going to be like, "Hey Daniel, thanks for buying this shout out. Uh I hope you come in my ████ one day." >> Oh my god. Like like it's a sexual shout out. It's like it's like a it's like sexual shout out. >> Yeah. Like you could buy those, you
11:51 know, like on Cameo or something. >> Yeah. Like a c like [laughter] a sexual cameo. >> Yeah. >> Or like like a private show. Like a private like strip show online. It's it's too close to that. Like I don't want that, but I'm okay with the like, hey, uh, you you you showed like a lot of titty making sandwiches and you have a very big Patreon fan base [laughter] of you showing how to make food. >> Okay. >> But you just make it while you're making food. >> What is this? How What's happening? [laughter] >> What's happening? >> Where's this going? >> Cuz Okay. Behind a payw wall. >> Uh-huh. you get extras, right? So, like >> you can't you can't just make sandwiches on Instagram and make money. >> You're actually funneling traffic behind Patreon.
12:41 >> Just a bait to get people >> to see the full album. You got to go here or whatever. >> Yeah. So, like if she's just naked making food, I don't care. >> But but you care about the requests. Ah, okay. >> It's like Okay. So, like for example, let's say you watch a circ show, right? And your wife be performing naked at Zumanity. She got titties everywhere, swinging on a trapeze and ████ >> Fine. >> Maybe even at the strip club if she's just spinning on a pole. Fine. When it comes to lab dance, that's when I'm like, uh-uh. >> Oh, you draw the line at physical contact. >> Yeah, because you could get a personal private show. >> Personal private show. That means any of my friends can go get a lap dance. >> That's different from a burlesque show >> where everyone gets a show and everyone can see your tits. That's okay with you. >> That's okay. >> That's okay with you at this point in
13:31 life >> tomorrow. [laughter] >> That's okay. >> So, if Hannah got up on that uh cultural heritage stage outside of the tea shop and decided to do like a nude Tahesian performance, wrong place, but if she worked at the Mulan Rouge, >> it's okay. It's okay. But private lab dance. >> No. No. Okay. >> Okay. Okay. >> Zumanity. >> I see you. >> Titties all out. Or if she's I don't know if Ka shows titty, but like if she's a kung fu goddess and she got titties [laughter] out, >> fine. >> Shen Yune, she has titties out. >> If the show was supposed to have that, [laughter] >> you know how some shows have titties? >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah, I think so. Yeah, >> that's okay because it's >> like Bart said, it's like it's your fault. It's supposed to >> It's your fault. You You're not supposed
14:21 to jack off. >> You made it sexual. >> You made it sexual. you. Yeah, >> it's the Blue Man Group. You're ████ wrong. [laughter] >> But they do It's tastefully done. >> It's tastefully done in Blue Man Group. No, but if they had a sex scene >> Oh, if they had a sex scene. >> Yeah. It's different from like getting a lap dance. >> Mhm. Yeah. If Blue Man had a sex scene. [laughter]
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