0:00 I know a guy that's large and Korean yep we're on the 134 and I see him going in the car Poe and I know for damn sure he was the only one in that car save it [Music] though oh we kind of talked about stuff like this but you know it's always funny and it's always a good reminder for all of us who use things like Postmates or door Dash God damn it dude what's wrong with those things I got to stop using that ████ you guys order a lot of food I do ████ yeah I do my new my favorite thing is Costco I get in bulk yeah I actually enjoy cooking a little bit now mhm it's fun but it does take a lot of time H when you get good it's quick quicker than waiting for food that's true I to me I disagree because for me it's like I feel like I'm pretty good at cooking I can cook them if ████ I mean cook some food for us next I will dude
0:51 but it's just like the cleanup and then it's like I if I have an hour to eat but what's the wife for she don't clean like that dishwasher just thr we have dishwasher oh so it's just like also you can cook and then just know that you're making four meals in one sitting when I want Menino Farms I want mesino Farms okay all right check this video out $4 for a sandwich for two thank you here we go all right so it's very small but we'll see it the door Dash delivery take the picture CL they didn't leave me nothing he's spitting he's spitting on it yeah he just spits on the back what
1:41 is he spitting for oh cuz of the tip no tip apparently oh my God Dam wait does it do you add the tip before or do you put it in after you can do both you can do both that's crazy oh so this uh door Dash has removed this delivery driver from their platform after his video appears to show him spitting on the customer's order can he just make another account he has a funny accent he does have a funny accent don't they all Europeans not all of them exactly you know what is kind of nuts though so that guy probably also drives Uber right M and when you get into his Uber you're technically like letting him be in control of your life yeah it's pretty crazy it I think about that a lot for Ubers yeah cuz I'm like are you a better driver than me cuz I'm not good already yeah oh but I'll pay for the convenience yeah no definit
2:31 that's what you're paying for cuz I don't know what other options I got like you got to call a cab to be to pick you up just you call a cab company and say hey can you pick me up at 5:30 a.m. what do people do back in the day and they you know the cab drivers aren't even as good anymore back in the day like what they like took pride in is knowing the streets like the back of their hand they're go oh drop me off of lanor him whatever oh I know I get there or they go I know a shortcut yeah nowadays they're like can you please type into M GP yes i'm like ████ you're doing the same ████ Uber is the GPS is ruining everyone's sense of direction I think that's true overall it's ruined mine it did ruin mine but I'm not mad at it I like GPS though even if I know how to get there because it tells me where's traffic yeah that's nice that's a cool feature cuz I sometimes be like I used to be like man I know la like the back
3:21 of my hand and then I get on the fre and I'm like ████ gridlock man ████ but then when you when you see before and you have your destination you're like H I'm going to avoid going on the highway today how often do you guys do illegal ████ for all oh I shouldn't say on camera oh you're on a a motorcycle so it's this will it depends on where it depends on where and how empty the are one time I had a friend and there's gridlock so he went on the shoulder and then he got immediately got pulled over so in his brain the next day he was like what are the chances of it happening two times in a row and it h and he was like ████ it in traffic pull over his shoulder and got two times in a row ████ I saw somebody do third times a charm that's a for reason no I'm not
4:12 going to do me too I don't like those Cutters yeah no you just look at them like what the yeah you're lame disgusting mother you know what I mean like you're ████ lame splitting yeah but I take up no space you know let me just get out your guys' way for you guys and then go home I actually ha is legal in California I actually hate the uh those shoulder guys more than Racers nobody likes CU Racers I'm like o That's dangerous but let me get out of the way right and I'm like oh I remember what that's like or maybe one's trying to kill another guy or maybe they got to really go pee right so like I don't know what about carpool lane you guys go on the carpool lane when it's just you without any when when there's no people on it what do you think of those people that do that be honest just die just ████ man yeah idiots right I think fast track I you know I saw somebody I saw there's times where I do it doing it
5:02 that we're all very close to and we don't look at me like that now it wasn't clean it wasn't clean he was he's a large Korean man and we were driving we were leaving Burbank coming home I know a guy that's large and Korean yep we're on the 134 and I see him going in the car poane and I know for damn sure he was the only one in that car save it D and I save it D and I was disgusted I was absolutely disgusting but I bet save it no would be in deep ation switching four lanes and he didn't know I'll tell you this can I say something I think you're wrong because I saw him we were in the same lane together he threw on his blinker to go in go into it blinking into dude hiding in plain sight it's like consciously being like I'm I'm allowed to do this and as soon as we're driving away I was like you think you
5:52 know somebody you think you think you know somebody I guarantee you I I could even put a deeply disappoint you I could even put a bet that if you told him that it was a carpool lane he'll be like no it's not yeah probably probably and you'll look back and go oh my god I've been Dr what have I done but I thought it was an empty Lane did he get home way sooner than I did yeah how's this there are times where I'll do that but just to get over somebody being so slow in the fast lane just so I can get get around them can't do it just do it I don't do it cuz bikers pass that times like that which is like maybe 5% of the time and then the other percent I'm just doing it it's okay I've seen one where I was driving next to this truck and then uh I'm like
6:43 dude the guy in the back seat is wearing the ████ biggest on bro I've ever seen and then when I get close and I look over they just put this umbrella on the headrest I was like fuart je I do that ████ with my hat sometimes I bet cops would probably that's why you wear hats huh mhm ████ like D I got to start wearing some hats as a person in the car put hats on every headrest I haven't been seeing people get pulled over these days as much I have going straight towards Irvine jere Road exit well that's irine City takes care of itself and follows rules the right way y this my first time in irine too I was like what the hell these guys are on it you know they try to do a take over there and they're like nope prob it shuts down real fast they actually got everybody I ████ love Irvine for that re I love Irvine yeah it's just so clean so wide so peaceful D everyone's white you like Republican cities is what you're saying huh I didn't know you were altri right
7:34 first keep on going put put the words in my mouth go ahead this is about a a sad customer who got spat on with their food and your should have tipped dude they should have TI ████ on me go ahead I was talking ████ you insensitive ████ yeah B that's what I thought save it though no you just Republican ban cart cartw cart laon BT Bert swan that's probably the best one still this is a 13-year-old kid who has a ████ uh a ring camera he said he tipped $3 even though the guy $1 you know what I'm that guy sometimes that I go I don't tip unless I know because sometimes they they you tip and then they don't deliver it or some ████ yeah or they get the order wrong it's all ████ up you know what I mean so I usually try to tip after but now I'm
8:24 like I'm just scared you just get it back you make a report if they ████ up and then you mess Mage them and they give you back the money with a tip look this dude obviously is a scumbag you know but he's probably not like what what other job is he going to have he could he he like like customer service stuff you spit on maybe he should be in customer service I think you should I think it teaches him character CU now all the go-to jobs like uber postm what they're all customer service maybe should be is there like a racket going on with that by the way do you ever see it when you like order food right and it's like this person's pulling up in this car but then a different car shows up yeah ████ or different people yeah or different people I've done that like the photos of a guy and like a girl shows up or vice versa yeah what is that it's not and you you know it's not like El not like the boyfriend or the girl and they're chilling it's like just a
9:15 different person you're like is there some underground ring going on maybe that's crazy or maybe they're just you know different no I've done it because I I registered my truck to do Uber Eats before but then I tried it for 2 days and I was like this is ████ horrible yeah ass parking but my mom gave me uh my brother's car cuz he went to the military so I just been using that so even my car account say truck but I just use a silver CA and people have a hard time finding me yeah so Uber Eats is not that good because you have to pay a lot of stuff out of pocket no it's just uh gas sometimes and you don't pay anything out of pocket so they cover your gas oh except gas yeah yeah sorry they vet you do they are they like give us your work res or is anybody can just how did you become an Uber Eats
10:05 driver uh when the strike happened and I was just playing games for one straight week and I was like dude I'm a dummy I got to actually work but I don't want to work so I'm just going to Uber that's how I got into it and then how did you sign up did they meet did you have to meet a recruiter or anything no background check picture of your ID that's it boom good to go start they don't check your car make sure you have a decent car only when you're doing uh Uber Uber you have to take it to a shop and you have they have to fill up so just like a uber shop wow no they they partner it up with a bunch of gas uh what do you call it like yeah smart so ████ [Music]
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