0:00 I think when you love someone like you love all like the like I'm always in Smack's armpit. She's like stop it. >> Yeah. >> Stop it. >> Stop it. But it smells like Nando. >> Darn. Darn. It's gross. >> Dad. >> Yeah. Same. >> And I'm like I don't give a >> I love your scent. [Music] >> You guys didn't talk about this yet, right? The serial bus. I forgot. This just happened. >> No, we talked about it like >> No, >> this morning. >> Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like off camera. >> Yeah. >> A serial butt sniffer has been arrested again in Burbank. >> Not again. I blame the judge, the DA, and everything >> for letting him out. >> Okay, we'll see. So, yeah, he's been arrested multiple times for sniffing women's rear ends while in public. >> Damn. How do you get caught? >> He was arrested this week for the same crime. >> How do you even do that?
0:50 >> Hey, was he the same guy at the in the library when the girls were like looking for a book and then he's like, >> I think that's him. >> Yeah, that's him. Yeah. >> Oh, thank you. >> His name is Kis Karen Crowder. A lot of people just call him the bus snapper guy. He was arrested Tuesday by officer officers from Burbank Police Department at a Walmart located in Empire Center. I know exactly where that is. >> Empire Center. Yeah, >> love that. I love that. >> It's a great Walmart. >> Um, it's a super Walmart. Police had originally responded to the nearby Nordstrom rack in the same shopping center for a report of a suspicious man loitering in the women's department. When when officers arrived on scene, they were informed the suspect had already left the department store, but he was located a short while later at the Walmart across the parking lot. >> Damn, >> they should have r a bemo. >> Officers There is a Bemo and there's a Best Buy. Officers used the store security camera to follow the man as he moved around various departments and
1:40 then observed him following a female customer into the women's department. Officers then observed the man as he crouched behind the woman and engaged in lewd behavior by inappropriately sniffing her butt. Police confronted the man and eventually detained him. It was later revealed that he is Kis Crowder, a resident of Glendale and a registered sex offender. >> What? >> Crowder, >> the notorious butt sniffer. >> What do you think he's trying to smell? You think he's trying to smell like I know he's sniffing butts, but like what smell is he chasing? >> I think he's chasing the sweet lotion. >> What smell is he chasing? >> Yeah, but then why not? >> Or you think he's hoping for like cocoa butter like >> poopy poopy? I don't know that he's looking for poopy. >> No, if you smelling underwear, you know those guys that sniff underwear, they're smelling for like the dank. I think that's >> they want the front. >> I think he wants like the >> I never seen a panty sniffer sniff in
2:30 the back. >> I just never had that good of like sense of smell. So, I feel like you wouldn't if you were to go down there and walk by a lady and sniff, you wouldn't really smell much. >> I will say you're missing out a little bit. You're missing out on some >> Can I pitch something and tell me if this is like really cruel or not? But like even though this isn't, let's say, like a class A felony or some whatever you call it, it's not the worst crime. >> I think you still got to shoot him on the back of that. >> I still think people that have really weird ████ crimes that are so bizarre need to be life in prison. >> Yeah. >> Or or just dead cuz it's so weird. >> Cuz it's so incurably weird. Like this isn't >> They should be at a They We should make a zoo for these like circus freaks and just put them in there. Put like glass on the window. It's like he's the butt sniffer guy and people can go by and be like >> see that like >> that is good. >> I want to call these like iceberg crimes. >> You're only seeing the tip of what's wrong with this ████ guy. You know
3:21 what I mean? Like cuz chances are those are traits that are common with maybe a serial killer. I don't know. Yeah. It just seems too like >> imagine you're there with your kid. You got you got him up on the shoulders, right? And then you're like, "Look, that's the butt sniffer guy right there." And your kid's like, "Oh." >> Oh. >> I feel like he watches human centipede. Wait, is he stiffening my kids out? >> Using a laser pointer in there? >> Yeah, he's stiffing your kids out. >> You got use a laser pointer in here. >> Okay, before you go, have you ever seen a compilation of like people doing magic tricks for monkeys? >> Yes. >> It's the best. >> They really go. >> Oh my. They fall back. They go, "Oh my god, I can't." >> I also love when they pass monkeys cigarettes through the bars. They They're passing monkey cigarettes and the monkeys. >> Come on, dude. What's that face, dude? >> How's that face? >> How do they instantly know? They instantly know >> cuz they watch us do it. >> Yeah, it's got to be right.
4:11 >> They simply watch. >> So great. Cuz they know it looks cool. They know it looks sick as ████ Yeah. >> I think he gets horny when he watches a human centipede. >> Oh, for sure. >> Yeah. >> I think they he pays hookers to to just stand there so he could smell. >> You think this guy got hooker money? >> I don't think he does. >> The butt sniffing guy. >> I think if you're going to a Nordies to try to sniff a rack. >> Yeah, rack. >> So >> I think he blows his money on that. That's why he's >> he saves up. He saves up. >> What I would do is I would I would I would propose something to the government. I would go to the government say, "Can I get all these weirdos?" >> And I would be a program. >> So we take all of them in one room. >> Oh, like a rehab? >> Yeah. No, not a rehab. We just watch them. Everyone just watch how they react. >> It's called jail. >> No, not a jail. >> Like a scientific >> cuz they they could do whatever they want in one room. Okay. Now,
5:01 >> take all of them out or keep one in there. And then we have people with anger issues. Put them in the room with them. >> ████ >> And just watch how they act. >> It's like having baited. >> So, but then when the dude with the anger issue comes into that room, give them a book of their records and why they're in that room, >> right? >> And just watch what they will do. >> See what happens. >> It still sounds like jail to me. >> I'm not I'm not promoting or doing anything. I'm just saying like let's just watch what happens. It sounds like what they call cruel and unusual punishment. >> Oh, you mean cool and unusual? >> Chill. >> Cool and unusual. >> What was your idea again? Your idea was to keep them >> forgive them all. Yeah. >> Forgive them. >> Give him a pardon. >> No. Hey, the thing >> give them a Bible and get them out of >> whatever we decide to do. >> Keep it moving.
5:51 >> Whatever we decide to do, there's always going to be a softer people saying that's cruel. >> Yeah, you're right. Yeah, that'll happen. You don't think we should bring back the like Roman coliseum and let them like >> just fight it out. I'm not going to lie. >> You can survive a line. You can get out. >> I heard it's small. >> Oh, it is >> the coliseum. I heard it's like not not that cool. >> I want to go. Yeah, >> I would go, but I heard it's small. >> But it makes sense. It makes sense. >> I want like a >> I love talking about things that survived that long through time. Just going not that cool. >> I mean, they didn't have binoculars back then, so they had to make it >> true. They had to be close. Yeah. jump. >> Well, she's just going to be like, I can't see. >> I watched a Laker game so far away. I got a headache and I said, I'd rather watch it on TV. >> Like, I paid three rocks for this seat. I can't believe this ████ >> Three rocks >> and two grapes for this. >> Yeah. What the hell was that? >> I gave a stick of butter for these
6:41 seats. >> I don't get why they're even out again. >> What you mean out again? >> He's like, what? >> They ain't got no room in jail, dude. Just for a butt sniff. >> How long would you keep a butt sniff for? Come on now. >> At least at least 20 years. Well, that's that's my point I'm trying to make. The crime itself does not deserve it's not classified as like a really bad crime, but I think it's a feature of a really bad criminal, >> but yet they can't prosecute it to the level of like, you know, assault or anything. >> Especially if you're coined this name, dude. Like, this is your reputation. Like, cuz this is the fifth round. >> Yeah. The Burbank Butts sniffer. >> Burbank booty boy. >> Oh my god. In action. >> Look at that. >> Look at that. He's Look at him right there. He's like He's like, >> who's recording it? How is this set up so perfect? >> I shouldn't. >> Dude, what if she just farted? >> At least she set them up. >> Maybe that's what he would want. Maybe they were doing >> Oh, she was doing a TikTok. >> They were doing content. >> Yeah.
7:31 >> About books. >> No, they weren't doing. They were just She noticed him following, so she put a camera. >> Yeah, she did his thing. It's entrament. >> Oh, I thought they were doing a collab with him. >> It's entrament. >> It's entrament. Yeah. You How dare you put your butt that close to this guy? Don't you know he has a problem? >> We can't use this in the court of law. You stick your butt out or not. >> That's what I'd say. If it's a defensive, >> this fool got problems. That's Look at his face. >> I know. His face is like going to look like he's going to eat a good ass mashed potato or something. That means if if you think like this is this is like savable, that means you're willing to believe that this is the weirdest thing he's capable of. I highly doubt that ████ >> Yeah. >> I'm just I got to say I'm rooting for this guy. >> I really thought you were going to prank us and turn around. It's a photo of Subin. I thought it would been pretty funny. >> Suban in his hoodie. >> What? What? >> No. It would be great if it was Anthony,
8:21 though. If it was Anthony, >> that would break my dick. It >> be my background and my screen saver, dude. >> To even think people like this exist. >> I know. >> Yeah, man. >> Like, what made you guys wake up one day and be like, I'm going to sniff ass today? >> I think he doesn't just get I think he just doesn't have like a chick, you know? >> I think he just uh Yeah. Yeah. He's just lonely. >> He's just single. >> That's it. >> Yeah. >> But you think you think you think he's had girls in the past and it's just like he's like in between relationships right now? He obviously knows that like there's something to sniff an ass that he really likes. >> Yeah. I think I think he just happened to like a thing that's so unacceptable in society, but he can't resist. >> Yeah. >> The fact that he's just like, >> "Yeah, >> I'm addicted to butt crack." >> He's just not willing to normalize himself like the rest of us so that we could live together in peace. >> It's like, of course, I want to go sniff your butt, right? But I'm not going to do that.
9:11 >> I'm going to think about when I go home like a normal person. >> I like when Nikki sweats. Like when she gets off the treadmill, I like it cuz it smells a little sweet. >> Yeah. Come on. >> Is there anything you don't like about Nikki? >> Yeah. >> Talk about the things you don't like about >> Find one thing you don't like about >> Oh, dude. Um when she's laying on the floor crying and stuff like that. >> I'm like, ████ >> Wrap it up already. >> What is that? >> I don't know. It's like there's a time of the month where it's just like here we go. >> She lays on the floor and cries. >> Yeah. In the closet. I'll just open the closet door and she's laying in there crying. I'm like I'm like you good? And she's like I just need to be alone. I'm like okay. >> Really? >> And you lock it. >> You can't lock it down. >> But she has like a I call it sweating it out. I'm not even making fun of her now. She sweats it out. She has a like a thing. The women thing and she sweats it
10:02 out. >> I think when you love someone like you love all like the like I'm always in Smack's armpit. She's like stop it. >> Yeah. >> Stop it. Stop it. But it smells like nond. >> Darn. Darn. It's gross. >> Yeah. Same. >> And I'm like, I don't give a ████ >> What you tell me about dreams? >> I love your sentence. Yeah. >> I don't like when they tell me about their dreams. I don't like their ████ >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really boring. >> I feel like it's not a dream. I feel like it's just what they imagine or what they have in mind they want to say. >> It's just ████ boring, dude. It's just >> It's exciting to them cuz it just happened. And it's like, no, you don't understand. I was on a space station and you're just like, "God damn it, dude. That doesn't mean anything to me." >> Yeah. I'm like, "Okay. riding a horsei movies like >> and I'm like, "Okay, so far it's just like a little kid story." >> Look, I like listening to dreams. It's creative. >> It's creative. >> Great, dude. I'll I'll let you know. I'll have Smack call you next time.
10:53 >> Yeah. >> Hey, tell Subie. Tell Subie. Tell Subie. >> I'm not going to answer it. I'm just directed straight to Ryan. >> My phone rings. >> Three-way. >> What don't you like about Tiff? Wait, she gives me attitude. >> Yeah. >> That's why you married her, though. >> About what? you fighting too much? >> No, not even. I ████ know, not even like when she's like really stressed about something >> and she's like anxious and then like she kind of was like, "I need this done quick." And I'm like, "F██████ chill out, dude. It's fine, >> bro." Bro, that's that's But they hate that. >> That's me all the time. They're like super stressed out and they're just like, "Just stop." And you're just looking at them like, "Yo, what the ████ What's up?" But on the on the flip side of that, you know, >> she gets some ████ done all the time because she just does things because she's like, I got to get this done already. So like in that way, it's cool.
11:43 >> But then sometimes when she's like getting like worried and anxious about things that like you can't you can't make this go faster. It is what it is. You have to just sit with it. She's like, "Ah." And then she gets upset and frustrated. >> They're always anxious. >> Guys just guys just process ████ differently. >> Just like bro, it's going to be fine. We'll figure it out. Hey, stop pacing. And I'm like, I leave you alone. You leave me alone. >> Like, I'm I'm doing my thing. >> How come how come I get to do How come I don't get to do my thing? >> Maybe your pace looks gay. >> Oh, you know what? My biggest one. >> Me, too. I'm just like, "What the f███?" >> I'm like, I'm I'm processing something, >> right? >> I know this woman like the back of my ████ hand. Yeah, dude. >> I know ████ her ins and out. So, I know when she she the way she likes certain things, right? Like say for instance, she doesn't do this, but for instance, like say her cup of coffee that she make I make for her, right? She
12:33 wants it with brown sugar. As soon as I give it to her, she'd be like, "Did you put brown sugar in it?" Like that and makes it go, "Are you ████ Are you serious? >> You think I was born yesterday?" You know, like, "Of course I ████ put brown sugar in it." All right, >> dude. Nikki Nikki has me when I get her water right. She's like, "Did you put the hydration salt in?" And I'm like, "F██████ b████." >> Hydration salt. >> Hydration salt. She wants a little scoop of hydration. You tell me, dude. >> It's electrolytes. It's probably >> She has like a ████ little jar of of >> The salt makes you more hydrated. >> Yeah. Yeah. It helps you hold water, >> which sounds like an oxymoron to me. >> That's why mineral water is good. >> Where I came from, you don't drink salt too much cuz it dries you up. >> That's what I thought. >> No, it helps you hold water better, >> dude. But listen, >> so but yeah, then she'll But then So, it took like probably two weeks for me to keep remembering to put the ████ thing in. But then she trained me good,
13:24 I guess. Now you know it though, right? >> Check this one out. You wake up early, you do everything, you go get her coffee, her coffee order down to the tea, right? And then you buy a gift to her and she goes like no straw. And I'm just like >> just melts in the coffee. >> Dude, dude, dude. So I got her I got her Starbucks one time, right? I was like I was already at the store and I was like, "Oh, I'll Starbucks." And I bring it home and she's like she's like, "I'm not eating till noon now." And I'm like, "When did this start?" She's like, "I started 2 weeks ago. I didn't You didn't know?" And I was like, "No, you didn't ████ say anything. It's like 10:00 a.m." And I'm like, "So you're I'll eat it later. It's fine." And I'm like, "I feel like ████ for getting you started." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like I feel like an ass. >> That's when you get both cups, you go to each corner of the ring.
14:15 >> And then you go, >> "Yeah, >> you're cleaning that up. I'm not cleaning that up. You're cleaning that up." >> ████ funny. Start doing that. >> I I ████ kick her leg. I put her in the stun. >> You ████ bastard. >> She bounces like a dead fish. She >> She sells it for you. >> She's bouncing into the living room.
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