0:00 He wasn't a virgin anymore. >> She only likes virgins. >> She's like, "A, >> why'd you do that? >> Why' you do that? You messed everything up." >> All right. Uh, we're going to um hear from you first cuz this be really interesting and hilarious answer. >> Let's do it. >> What would your life be like if you never broke up with your first relationship? >> Like what would it be like today? I think it'd be pretty basic. >> Basic and what's basic? >> Basic in the sense or expected like family, normal family home type. Yeah, probably. >> Would that be good? Is that a good thing? >> Yeah, I mean that'd be great. Um >> he was just such a sweet like nice guy. Um there's just not a lot of spice
0:50 there. Not a lot of like adventure, but also I don't know what he's doing today. Like it could be completely different. So, but >> what year what age was that? >> That was high school. >> Oh, okay. Is this the high school guy that your mom like made you guys meet up? >> Yeah. >> Oh, that >> Oh, yeah. Doctors. Yeah. >> For context, uh Oh, yeah. Explain to Hannah cuz it's kind of funny. Oh, so when I lost my virginity to my first boyfriend, >> uh, I felt like guilty about the fact that my mom didn't know. >> And so I woke her up at 3:00 in the morning and I told her and her response was to have him get tested and meet us at the park with his papers so that way we can have a discussion about how this is moving forward. Does that sound American to you or what?
1:40 >> I have never felt so embarrassed in my life. >> Was he a virgin, too? >> Yeah, we were both virgins. So, >> what's he getting tested for? >> I don't know. >> Got to bring your pink slips. >> Bring your pink slips and we'll talk in the park. >> Certification. >> It's like you could say that you're a virgin. >> I guess, right? >> Oh, >> that is some American nonsense though. >> Did it Did it feel like he was a virgin? How how did that feel? >> Did he go ow ow ow ow ow >> or was he or was he just >> or did he already just immediately come upon entering? >> Right. Or is he just stiff? >> Although I wouldn't know at that time I was also virgin. Zero compared to what? >> Yeah. Compared to what? >> Too confident. >> Yeah. Too confident. Like you knowing what you're doing. Also, how do I know that you know what you're doing?
2:30 >> That's true. Yeah. What do you think of that? What do you think of that process? How do How do you Would you ever do that to your daughter? >> No. I called my mom afterwards. Same. >> Really? What compelled you to do that? We never think to call our dads immediately. >> Hell no. I kept that ████ quiet. I told all my homies. >> But the great thing is she never told my dad. So >> yeah, I don't I hope she didn't tell me. >> That's girl code right there. >> My mom was super awesome and supportive with that. But that whole experience of meeting at the park and it was just so >> heavy. Yeah. But didn't his mom come too and then there was like >> Oh, right. We went out to um like BJ's after. >> Oh my god. >> Like let's let's talk about our virginity over some bizookies. >> So two moms and a a daughter and a son. >> Yeah. >> What the ████
3:20 >> Like it was a play date, bro. That's really cool, dude. So awkward. >> It was so awkward. And it was just all right. Well, we can't stop you, but this is what's going to happen moving forward. >> Do you think Do you think that his mom thought it was weird, too? or was she like like your mom where they're like this would be a great idea. >> It's different with boys, >> like a mom to a boy. I think it's different. >> I still want them to be safe and have the knowledge to make good choices, but >> I think it's different with daughters. >> I think with boys, it's more like you better not ████ hurt her or do too much ████ and then embarrass me. >> Yeah. Or like get her pregnant and then now we have this whole situation. >> Would you have preferred if it was dad? Dad, >> ████ you. >> Holy ████ >> How would that have gone down if it was your dad? >> Oh my god. I don't even want to think about >> Dad would be like, "You want to get a beer? You want a beer? You got a beer?
4:10 All right, let's go get a beer." All right, >> dad to dad, we must now duel. >> Sick. >> The dad to dad just might be like, "All right, they're getting married." Yeah. All right, that's it. All right, cool. >> I think dad to dad, you would just >> I think you would default on the girl's dad. Hey, this everything's going to be your call, dude. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. That's true. >> It's just me and my son. >> We have three dudes here, one girl. This is your daughter. Everything's your call. Whatever you want, we all support. >> Can you imagine having stayed with that first dude till now? Can you imagine that even being possible? >> No. With within the context of what I knew about him in high school? No. >> I wonder if he's changed a lot since then. >> Maybe. >> Why did you guys break up? >> Why did we break up? I don't remember. >> He came too quick. >> Yeah, he wasn't a virgin anymore. She
5:00 only likes virgins. >> She's like, "A, why'd you do that?" >> I do DNI. You messed everything up. >> She's like, "I'm like a vampire." >> Yeah. Yeah. I collect STD tests from people >> now that we have your results. >> My mother. >> I told the dad, "Meet me at the range." >> Why? >> Yeah, that's >> competition. >> Oh, who can? >> Yeah, but like maybe the kids are just going to do with the kids. >> I know. It was just been like cool. I met another dad but not a homie. >> They become friends. >> I would have been like, "What? You just got another homie." >> And you guys start ████ >> How do you think How do you think your your life would be different if you never broke up with your first girlfriend? >> Who? Me? >> No. Mr. Barbell Brigade? >> Me? >> Yeah. >> ████ >> Do you think Barbell Brigade would have happened? >> No, for sure not. >> How How first though? >> You talking about like elementary
5:51 school? >> The first official The first official real relationship you were in. Well, isn't that the one that had like terrible grades and you're like, I can't be with you anymore? >> No, that was like someone in college. >> Yeah, barbell would not be a thing. >> So, my very first I guess my first official girlfriend. >> Yeah, >> I would say it was probably when I was a freshman, I think. And she so she's Korean, so I think it would be a very like Korean traditional style like relationship. >> So, this is how crazy she is. like she's a traditional Korean girl would mean she's a crazy girl where she broke up with me cuz she thought I had a crush on someone else and then she made a scene about it. So like you know at the school there's like different places to hang out. >> Yeah. >> Me and me and Alec were like kicking in this other corner and then uh she storms
6:42 up ████ with like her three other ████ Korean friends or whatever and then she's like and then her friends like look what you did. >> Oh my god. I was like, I was like, "Do you even know the whole story?" And then it's like, "Doesn't matter." And then she was like, "How can you?" And I'm like, "You broke up with me cuz you thought I had a crush on someone else. I don't even know where you got that from." And then I was in such a like phase in high school where like um where like I didn't really like play into emotions that much. >> Uhhuh. >> So it was just like you don't want to be with me then that's it. Like I'm just going to I'm not going to be like no. Like you know like the kid be like Megan. No. >> She wants you to fight for her. >> Yeah. I'm just like all right. Whatever peace and then um it would have been like that kind of I think like ████ tumultuous Korean relationship. >> Oh yeah, for sure. >> No, like everything's ████ like
7:32 >> drama the whole time was wild, dude. >> Would have been like I think it would have been >> Damn, that would have been hell. You probably would have never been able to do anything like like productive. You probably would have always had to be like fixing the relationship. >> Fixing things or you would have had all white hair. >> Yeah. And be bald. Be bald. I know that that was >> you might I had a Korean girlfriend who broke up with me because I didn't love her as much as she loved me. >> See, she's ████ nuts, bro. >> Yeah, that kind of ████ >> Korean girls are ████ wild. Why did you love her as much as she loved you? >> Would you love her if she was a worm? What would you do, Ralph? Would you Would you love me if I was a worm? >> Of course. >> A snail? A piece of ████ Whatever. >> What could you What could you achieve with a worm as your partner, though? What? >> Bit of lube, ████ You can help me catch fish. Help me catch fish. >> Catch fish. >> She get one fish. >> I got to dunk your whole butt in the water.
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9:14 though, right? >> She wasn't my first. >> Which one was your first one of all? >> Uh like I would say the real one. >> Yeah, maybe the one I lost my VC card to. I was like 16. >> If you were with Do if you stayed with her, do you think anything would be different at all? >> Man, that's a good question. Uh well, her life turned out like normal in in a way with the with the kids and all that, but then >> Okay. >> We were both in like a bad subculture. >> Oh, got it. >> Yeah. Like, well, we were like >> when you were bald. >> She was like hella abg. Yeah. Like we were Yeah. And then we had a bad crowd of friends. >> Okay. So after we broke up, I think her life went a little bit better cuz she went and started hanging out with different people, >> nicer people. >> Yeah. But I think she still ended up
10:04 with a guy that was like a gray area crime guy. >> Like he still did shady ████ but like maybe he was like turning his life around. >> Yeah. >> He moved on to white collar crime, >> maybe. Yeah. >> And he wasn't like a actual full-on person, >> official affiliate organization. maybe like he had friends like that and then um for me too I think after that like you know how it kind of splits up friend groups or just whatever and then I I yeah I don't know so if I stuck around maybe I would have stayed in that group too. >> Oh >> like I would have like we would have stayed with our friends and everything would have been the same. So >> I don't know man you might be uh an owner of a growop today >> maybe. Yeah, >> maybe I would have enjoyed it. >> Yeah, I might have. >> Isn't it crazy? Every step we took
10:55 literally led us to where we're at. >> Are you smoking right now? >> That's such a so good. >> Think about it. >> Isn't it crazy, bro? >> Think about it. I thinking about >> one wrong move, you not heal. What if like going to 7-Eleven and grabbing a slurpee like just changed your whole life? You not here. >> Think about if I never met >> Ryan. Never here. >> Never here. >> Or if you made two right moves, you wave better than here. >> Better than here. >> I like where I'm at. >> Oh, you do? Okay. Sex. Me, too. >> You do. Got it. >> I'm just saying like one one step >> decided not to take. >> Yeah. Imagine. That's why it's like imagine how big of a step it is to never
11:45 leave the first person you dated. >> That'd be crazy. That's Nick right there. >> Yeah, it is Nick. >> But that used to be the norm, right? Like that used to be the thing where you kind of like But >> society was different. It was structured differently. >> But I think Nick and Tiff are just better like they just have better mental health. >> You know, I think so too. >> If I stayed with my first person, I would have never developed my brain. I would have just stayed an idiot. >> Yeah. >> Even bigger than idiot. >> I think it takes a lot of maturity and self-awareness to be with your day one and stay all the way. I think like those failed relationships are what make you a good person eventually, but then some people just straight up are okay from the bat. Like >> Nick and Tiff were probably just like good >> and they people like develop and they had to develop and change with each other and still keep that harmony. >> Yeah. >> And they're not as jaded. >> Yeah. No, I think I was definitely remedial like I needed to like work from an F.
12:35 >> Same here, >> dude. That sounds so tiring trying to restart. Like if you think about it, dude. Oh my god. Yeah. Going back all the way to your first one to now you're like, "Dude, that is ████ tiring." >> Yeah, >> I would just date hookers. I think if I broke up, >> how would that be dating >> hookers? >> It's like your friend that he counts hookers without his body counts. >> I would just hire hookers, I think. >> Yeah, that doesn't count. >> No. No. Right. >> That does not count, >> dude. He was just like all the women that I've had. And I'm like I was like, "What are you talking about?" He goes, "Bro, you don't know how many one night stands I've had." Like, "Dude, I'm such a ████ player." >> Yeah, literally. And we're smoking cigars, right? And I'm just like, >> "Something's not adding up." >> I'm like, "Are you counting hookers?"
13:25 Cuz that doesn't count. >> So, you're So, what's the real number? >> I have a lot of friends that are like weird. They're very weird. >> It does. >> Yeah. >> Look at this room.
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