0:00 I'm gonna chip and put that piercing in the unborn baby so when it comes out it goes I'm bored go Volkswagen right in this situation there was a child who was abducted in a car right wait what was it covered the river oh it was a carjacking and there was a two-year-old boy that was still inside the car at the time right it's messy yeah why did they leave the kid in the car when they ran into the grocery store orgasms from whatever it was but in this carjacking while the boys were still uh while the boys was still inside Volkswagen has a thing called Carnet service right which is basically um like an OnStar or something it's like it's a tracking system um but the thing is it's subscription based and they
0:51 didn't pay the bill and since they didn't have the subscription service they couldn't locate the car and the police weren't able to locate this is one of those OnStar commercial ████ like you'd never ████ know you need it unless you need it except for the fact except for the fact that all of those uh security features or or tracking systems do have a bypass for legal so it's already on there yeah yeah like police always are supposed to have a bypass oh so actually so they probably just got their card information first made sure that the payment went through and then that's what they should they should have what if they call how to say I'm sorry they didn't pay for the cyst that we can't give it up well that's exactly what actually happened in this situation because for whatever reason some sort of either technical difficulty or something on the back end that didn't make sense
1:41 they could not access it because of the subscription service and the police can get through too so the only way to do it was the detective had to pay 150 wow to turn it back on but in in doing this this whole process took so long they were actually able to locate and find the car and uh save the boy before the subscription even came back on because they have to call the ████ the thing and then it's outsourced so you gotta talk to an Indian man exactly it's third party controlled right and the Indian man's like I understand your frustration I must talk to my supervisor and I appreciate your patience but I must talk to my supervisor and you know you know those papers rustling because the dialogue doesn't match I kidnapping kidnapping kidnapping kidnapping there's a kid that's sleeping so um they said quote unfortunately there was a
2:31 delay as Volkswagen Carnet would not track the vehicle with the abducted child until they received payment to reactivate the tracking device in the stolen voltage true that if they're contacting that person their hands are tied they can't do anything it is true I guess there's still definitely be uh the the fact that again every single one of those um tracking systems is supposed to have a law enforcement bypass like they yeah it should it makes sense Volkswagen even says like ████ OnStar but whatever that one is where you're like I got in the crash help me you know like you gotta call the ████ and then they're like man you didn't pay your subscription We're Not Gonna help I think we should have some empathy for the carjacker because he just wanted to steal the car he didn't want to do kidnapping he didn't want to steal his baby it's not his fault can you imagine he's in the car and he's like oh ████ you crying little ████ oh ████ man you
3:22 hungry also like why there's so much technology for your car and there's nothing for kids but we're putting a lot of expectations on a company that you know fudged their emissions data oh yeah that's right so like that's right you know we we shouldn't we shouldn't like blame Volkswagen just chip the kid man forget the car yeah trip the kids I plan on chipping kids really oh my whole family I think I should get one everybody we're gonna be chipped and then anyone any one of us can locate our wherever we're going dude I'm chipping my kid too make sure it starts with 666. just so that way would you chip would you chip 166. I probably would if they had like a like a safe version they got that now dude subdermal you guys we're all already ████ we have Nano I don't know why no one believes that we all
4:12 have Nanobots in our I want a big nanobot though I want a big one one that blinks around your ankle most Asian guys do I want one that's ass that's uh like linked up with an app where I can track people I won't want this linked to my ass replace a tooth with one yeah dude put it in their ears do they for dogs the little chip that they have it's just in their ears so they could probably just inject it into our ear it'll just stay there no my dogs is under her right right underneath her skin my baby's gonna have one of those piercings in the middle oh yeah as you should he's a Tracker and stylish pretty metal dude yeah I don't believe it'll also shock them if you press a button yeah don't do the bracelets don't do things that can be you know thrown away taken off you know you just got it yeah I'm gonna chip and put that piercing in
5:03 the unborn baby so when it comes out it goes I'm bored baby stupid you know the things if you if you chip your kids though you have to think about this during the rebellious stages they're going to want to get rid of it so I would chip like put 20 of them in their bodies so they don't know so they don't know which ones activate and also if they if they get crazy go I'm gonna cut my hand off you can never track me well you're gonna take 20 different parts of their box that's a crazy kid all right get out there just throwing it out there you can chip your kid that's at least your problem and then you can remote control them too big that means you're a bad parent by the time they're a teen though I'd probably let them loose I think is when they're cute like a toddler you want to keep them and you feel hurt if they run away but by the time they're 12 people I'm just like like you want them to leave go I don't
5:53 give a ████ live you're gonna D chip them I mean if they want to ████ you Dad I'm running away and then you can't find me and I'm like I never wanted to so it's like go ahead son there's 19 more and then let them go and grow go and grow go do your thing go go away some books run along children Nick and Charlie that is pretty cool that cars even have that like that is pretty awesome when it works when it works I mean because like how many cars don't have that that's pretty all of our classic cars though it's like that's already like a major luxury I think but what if it gets into the point too where like it's like electric cars where all the governments can just shut it down if they want to and you can leave quarantine time guys didn't they do that
6:43 in the documentary uh iRobot yeah that documentary was real yeah where they stopped all the cars from going well Smith is a great documentary it is I think the worst backlash of everything being electronic is just the fact that you'll be forced to pay for a lot more ████ and and it monopolizes like where you can go to like get certain things for your car that's the part that I think is worse well that's where the wall thing comes in so like if we do a wall around the country you know a lot of people support that's cool but then once cities and counties start going hey we don't want these people coming in whoever these people are let's start fencing our city in and like Walling Community yeah and then if everyone has an electric car they can just rather than checking ID you could just prevent cars from enter ring your area and then we have the safest city we've had zero crime in the last 14 months why because we have this system where these cars
7:33 can't enter unless you pay these taxes or you live in this area that's interesting we got our 1980s plow right through these homes try to keep my van out of that place you know what's funny is so this sounds like when cars came into the scene and people with horses are like laughing they're like they can't even think this is stupid right that's kind of how I feel about the gas Community versus the electric car Community with electric car Community they're like oh what if it ████ turns on you dude yeah or like there's an electromagnetic pulse and then yeah like the documentary War of the Worlds where Tom Cruise's um minivan worked because it had no electronics yeah but everyone else's cars didn't work dude you know a lot of documentaries I'm single man like while you have sex I watch documentaries hey don't say that about me okay I don't have sex it takes it as an offense
8:24 you know you're sitting next to them there's no denial too it's not even like no no no no no no there's no difference if he liked his ████ style everyone said no and then he's the only one that was quiet so I know what that means yeah he loves it yeah other videos guys so we can stay on track who cares dude no this is the video yeah I would buy your sex tape I wouldn't buy it I would buy stock in it because I know that s███'s gonna sell I want to get another ground floor I bet you that's his style he has a ground floor Style on the bottom style from the side style upside down different music genres hip-hop country rap like all that I'm like I don't do upside down Styles I
9:15 don't do that can we not make this about you Anthony for once yeah so Volkswagen emits a serious breach they said that there was a serious breach of its process for working with law enforcement in the Lake County incident the company uses a third party vendor like Ryan said to provide the Carnet service quote Volkswagen has a procedure in place with a third party provider for Carnet Support Services involving emergency requests from law enforcement they have executed this process successfully in previous incidents unfortunately in this instance there was a serious breach of the process we were addressing the situation with the parties involved so I think even more just like in that conversation about like all electric vehicles and boring cars be able to come in blah because they have control of different things there's also the what happens when they lose control lab is when somebody hacks it you know what I'm saying it's like you can't have that system that's supposed to work that way and not take into account it goes both ways accidents there's just moments that don't work out you know but they say
10:05 that about like when they build dams of bridges this will never break and it breaks like two seasons later it rains like it's never rained before and then the bridge are damn great we weren't ready for that yeah have you guys heard that guy uh Mike Baker he's like a CIA agent he was on Joe Rogan a couple times I've seen that guy so that guy he talks about how like you know sometimes you hear about like diplomats or whatever like they're in that black SUV and then they end up falling off the side of the road they die or whatever he goes I'm not saying like that it's on start but he's like things can happen with that and that's how assassinations could happen but I'm not saying that that's how it happens yeah so it goes both ways yeah he's like when he's like when people want you dead they're never gonna make it look like someone killed you yeah because they're Pros yeah they're Pros it's gonna look like it will happen to yourself yeah there's a Chinese documentary about that where the Assassin his specialty is making it look
10:56 like it naturally happened what's it called I forgot something Chinese documentary about assassin about how they it makes it look natural but like he would do things like where he would put like he would make ice like on he would freeze like water and they would slip and then like they'll hit something this is Mortal Kombat are you talking about Sub-Zero and then he'll do things like like Elevator Shaft like the elevator will fall but it's like natural it's X-Men yeah natural elevator fall I didn't know Scorpio was Japanese I was like that's that's the way to do it because that's how Pros would do it like if we were doing we'd be like okay let's blow his car up yeah we'll go that's exactly this is how what happened yeah somebody shot I hate you man like what how did you find her I shot him
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