0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys, where today we're going to answer a difficult question. If you were to go through a divorce, who gets what and what are you absolutely keeping for yourself? And it's something we got together, right? It's not something that like I already entered into the relationship and that was mine. >> How does this work? So like regardless of emotions or like who deserve It's like let's say like for example our house, right? Like let's say she can't afford to pay the mortgage. Does that mean like I have to keep it? No. So I think if you guys were to get divorced uh so the cuz you know how like legal tries to back up philosophy. So the philosophy is like let's say it's 50/50, then you try to get the legal system to back that up. So like let's say if you have like let's say 100 or 200 Gs in value in the house, but if you have 100 or 200 Gs in value,
0:56 I don't know, in crypto or something like that, to them they would be equal. You can split that and then it's up to you guys to choose who wants the crypto and who wants the house or whatever. Even if I still got to pay off the house? Like how >> That's what I'm saying that that's the equity part of it, right? They're not talking about how much you still have to pay off, just the equity part. If you sold the house, you wouldn't get the two or 300 Gs. So um it would be let's say she wants the house and but she can't afford it and she'd probably sell it to get that equity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Understood. That's just a question to understand what I'm going to make decisions on. Whenever I talk to Tiff, I always make the joke well, not make the joke, but I always tell her like I'm taking the dogs for sure. And we have a little funny banter of how she's like those aren't your dogs, they're my dogs. And I'm like, nah. They're my dogs as well. >> And then you get into a real fight. And then we get into a real ████ fight. And then it becomes physical and the cops get called. >> Almost immediately it becomes
1:46 >> So like just this might help your decision, okay? Like the divorce happened because of something that was not your fault. Completely her fault. Just to help you decide. >> It's her fault? Then I'm for sure taking those dogs, dude. You're an unfit mother. Is it her fault like in the eyes of the law though? Because then when it goes into like let's say like adultery, doesn't the court go in favor? Not every state. California's no small no fault. We're not in California. I don't think Nevada's a no fault. >> [laughter] >> But either way, just just just so that you don't have feelings of guilt and like oh I should think I would want her to have this. It's something that you you have to be the selfish one, yeah. If I have feelings of spite, I'll find what the ████ she really likes and just take that. What would that be? I don't know. I don't know her that well. I [laughter] don't know her that well. You don't know what she likes? You got a
2:36 phone call in the middle of a show. >> [laughter] >> We're not very like possessions people. Like I feel like we could like get rid of everything right now and not give a ████ >> you guys get divorced, you guys are probably just leave everything in the driveway and both people leave. >> [laughter] >> You do that. You know what? We talked We talked about it, right? It was like It was like, "Hey, uh what would you do like if we split or whatever?" She's like She's like, "I wouldn't want half of Junbi or anything. I'll just go back to the the English I'll I'll go back to the English channel because like I'd be so embarrassed that it didn't work out." >> What if she's like, "I want the Land Cruiser." You know how much money I had to put in that ████ to fix it? That's mine. Give it ████ 1 year, there's probably going to be something you got to fix. Go take it. I'll buy another one. >> Damn, okay. But I don't know. I don't It's not that I mean I have wanted
3:26 >> What if she wants JK News? Oh, what if she wants that samurai suit? Oh. Oh, ████ And the glass case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have to MOVE IT. >> OH, NO! AND THE UNCLE CHEN COSTUME. DANG, OKAY. >> You You own Junbi, you own JK News, you own a house, you own the Land Cruiser, you own a samurai suit. She's going to take something. She said no. No, she don't say no. You have to give her something. This is the prompt, bro. We're both You got to live in a make-believe world. We're both going to fight and say, "You take No, you ████ you, take it. You I don't want your ████ s███." You got to split it 50/50. What are you getting rid of? That's the question now. I'm keeping JK News. Okay, thank you. ████ that we'd be ████ huh? Yep. What if Hannah took it and it just ████ blows up though? Dude, we killed in the UK. >> [laughter] >> Man, I WISH HANNAH ████ TOOK it over.
4:17 It's way better, bro. It's just a collab with Sidemen immediately. Give her JK News, you still have to work it. I know, right? Yeah, so now she now she's our boss if she takes JK News. That'd be tight. >> I'm keeping JK News. >> Okay. Um she got to have a house. Okay. She really could have Junbi. She really [laughter] could. You could have that one. >> That's probably the most valuable, but you would let her have it? I actually I actually think um >> So you have a Land Cruiser, a samurai suit and JK News. >> if we go if we go fairness, right? She's probably put in more just hours over me. But so has everyone that works at Starbucks than the ████ guy that owns it. Yeah, but she's she's I think I think at this point she's put in way more hours than I did. Joe's expressing
5:07 emotion right now. Don't make sense. I put in more money, I put in more ████ heartache and whatever and >> But that's not true for every business ever? Stop it, he's being romantic, Ryan. Stop it. >> I don't think so. I don't think anyone puts in more hours than the CEO. Cuz they work like 80 hours a week. Well, I don't think the spouse puts in more hours the owner. That's rare, I think. That's pretty rare. Like I don't think Geo put in more JK hours. I don't think Geo put in more Barbell hours either. >> Oh, okay. Like imagine Tiff putting in more hours into training than Nick does. >> Geo doesn't work at the gym. She did at one point. We all did. >> But then Hannah Doesn't Hannah work at Junbi? No, she's not on She's not a business part. She's just being a GOOD ASS WIFE. OH, she's not even a Give her Junbi, dude. Through the role of the wife, she's crushing it over there. So
5:58 she's just doing it as a courtesy to you? She deserve No, well there's other reasons. >> She's building equity in the lawsuit. Yeah. No, no, there's there's other reasons that I can't say on Okay, okay. See, that's where I thought I thought she was like the manager. She is. Oh. We'll go on Junbi with her. >> role She does the role of it, but like like the bottom line is she's done a lot and wore a lot of hats and at this point she's probably put in more hours than I did. Which is like what Bart points out is like I'm the owner, I'm the partner. She's put in more hours than the actual owner of the company. Although And And she's my wife. And I don't she think she's a real manager cuz the cuz if Joe sold it, she's not staying there to manage. Okay, okay. So she's wearing different hats when I can't be there. >> She's a flex position. >> She's there because of Joe. Fully because of Joe. Got it. Got it. So
6:48 She's like a proxy owner. >> So in the fairness like I She really wouldn't want it because you're not there if you guys get divorced. No, but if we sold it, then I'd probably just give her all the money. You'd give her all the money? Yeah. If she did something to cause a divorce negatively, you would give her the money? >> Cuz that's I mean if she sucked another guy's dick, to me that has nothing to do with how much she's put into Junbi. But that might have to do with the divorce. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, that's why I look at it as separately where it's like it it's like it's like if we're friends, right? And then you put in hella work toward let's say Boombi, right? Boombi Bulba, right? And then like we had a fallen out or whatever, it doesn't take away from the actual work that you've put into Boombi Bulba. And then so I would see that as like
7:38 yeah, you probably deserve 80% or whatever percent based on um split labor or whatever we did and then I'll be like that's what, you know. But in this case I'd be like, "Well, I'll just take JK, you will sell Junbi, you keep that. Uh you keep the money from that." Okay, so then So then you don't believe that like in a divorce, let's say that you were wronged 100%, you didn't do anything wrong. So because of that one-sidedness, you still are going to consider who contributed what when you're navigating a split of assets. Yeah, I think that's how my mind works. >> That's very interesting. Cuz like okay >> That's really interesting. >> So let's let's draw a parallel. I'm Hannah, but we're in JK, right? Imagine one day we're like, "Okay, we're going to call JK quits. We'll split it 50/50, which is what the normal thing would be." But you found out the last 20
8:29 years I've actually been embezzling, which is business adultery. Right? Would you go, "But no, you still put in hella work, so you get 50." She's taking away from the work that she's contributing to. Cuz it's it's So she's not embezzling from my dick and my ████ you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get you. I get you. It's like sexual cheating, I see that separately unaffected to the business. >> Sexual finances. Exactly. So it's like it I'm hurt emotionally and you took away from that and then I would say like maybe in marriage terms you ████ that up, but I wouldn't equate that to the labor she put in financially. >> Yeah, but Yeah, but but the but the reason why you even have to scrutinize and kind of like divide the company is because of the divorce. So now you have to pay off something because a divorce happened because of
9:20 that part. >> Yeah. So it's connected. It is connected, but also I did mention earlier that if it's out of spite and I want to get her back, I'll take things that I don't even want, but I want to ████ her up. So [laughter] like Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not really fair. Her family crest. >> 100%. Yeah. It's just oh, I know you want that coat of armor. >> Yeah, I know you want that jacket real bad, but I'm ████ coming after that ████ Take all of her ████ chargers. >> [laughter] >> That's a fair game cuz it's an emotional game. It's like you ████ my heart, I'm going to ████ your heart. And then I'm going to give you a your share of the business that you put sweat equity into. Fair's fair. Fair's fair. That's funny. Okay. >> And I also don't take offense to uh in the same way. Cuz like if it was embezzling, I would say that that would hurt me harder than
10:11 probably ████ somebody else. Yeah. If she was If she was like taking money from the till at Junbi, that would hurt you more than if she sucked some other guy's dick. ████ yeah. I could see that. Cuz one is like sins of the flesh where like maybe she was just in a irresistible moment, >> [laughter] >> but the but the other one the other one is like you ████ conniving [laughter] ████ you've been ████ living a lie this whole you've been lying to me every single day. It's like Joe's just gone for like weekend number like 49. She's just working all these things. She's like, "I'm underpaid. I really just want to buy myself a jacket right now." Just one time? That's I don't know. I don't really see that embezzlement. I think that's just sticky fingers. >> [laughter] >> Would you still give her the proper share of Junbi if you guys were divorcing because she was selling all of
11:03 the um Junbi secrets to Boba Time? >> [laughter] >> What the hell? Cuz then it's cheating in a different way in the way that you don't like. No, I have to think about that one cuz >> [laughter] >> that's just some crazy backstabbery, dude. Only Omicron could think of that kind of level of ████ >> And then in the divorce, she wants everything you have. She definitely doesn't want JK. She's like, "That's the one thing I really don't want." >> Oh yeah, you going to forcibly give IT TO HER? >> [laughter] >> UNLESS SHE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGIED ME. Can you imagine if if you guys are just like, "Hmm, Boba Time matcha's starting to get really good, isn't it?" She's like, "Yeah, I don't know how that happened." >> [laughter] >> And you're like, "I WONDER WHY?" No idea. Their matcha's finally good. >> The slightest. >> [laughter]
11:54 >> That's the cheating that would probably set you off? I don't know. I think I'm in a weird mindset where like all of this has memories, right? And then like I could turn the memories into dollars and put it in my account, but what might be easier is to just like erase her out of my ████ That's how I am. That's how I am. I'll like just you just take everything. She's like, "No, you take it all. Like we'll sell everything and split it down the ████ middle." So you want to have a clean slate? I'll probably move on, move to a different state or country or whatever the ████ I just start ████ get a new identity and just start fresh. I'll be a ████ cherry farmer or some ████ >> I'd even ████ run away from you guys cuz you guys remind me of >> [laughter] >> We remind you of Hannah? Would you really leave? Like you would move away if you got a divorce? That would be my first like like brash decision. And then I would
12:44 think, "Oh wait, how will how will I see Taika though?" And then I would try to figure out a way to live a new life while still being >> he's already 18 and he don't even live with you guys no more? Oh yeah, I would be ████ I would just live a completely new new and ████ no, new identity, new life. That's even worse. >> New identity? Yeah, new identity. Cherry farmer, dude. Gart Gart Quan. Gart Lawn, dude. >> [laughter] >> Gart Lawn. Gart Next time we see him, "What's up, Bert?" Hey, it's me, Bert. I'm a new guy now. Have you guys ever talked about like divorce? Like even jokingly like if it goes down, let's what are we going to ████ do? And then I said, "I'll ████ kill you." That's what I said I think. >> [laughter] >> But you would really take the dogs in a That's a serious thing? Nah, that would be a battle for sure. But I would uh I don't know I don't know how that would
13:34 work actually. Cuz I know she would she would put up a big old fight. >> Well, she got two. You could take one, she take one. No, I want both of them. Well, you don't want to separate them. Nah. That's the Yeah, what the hell? You know the kids will suffer. >> We've had this talk and you know what's funny? I think what would happen is uh out of spite both me and Jill wouldn't want ████ ████ You ████ take all this ████ No one wants Taika. I don't [laughter] know that Taika doesn't Like you take all this stained ████ you take all this ████ stained ████ No, you take it, right? Like finally we'll just ████ split it 50/50. It's probably the most practical thing cuz we're not going to like leave it to waste. And then we're like >> Liquidate all assets and then just like start over. >> So we'll liquidate, right? So we're probably Okay, let's liquidate. Well, how what's the best way to liquidate? Well, we'll find we'll ████ team up and ████ optimize the best way to liquidate all this ████ And through the teaming up and optimizing we ████ fall back in love again. >> Yeah, that's That's the [laughter] plan, dude. That's the plan. And Sons of Anarchy. And Sons of Anarchy, yeah.
14:24 You're like, "Did you did Mayans?" Oh, I didn't see the Mayans. >> [laughter] >> So you want to watch you want to watch Mayans while we ████ figure this ████ out? Oh, dude, it's a Mexican Sons of Anarchy? No way.
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