0:00 you're you know your your guys health is fine I just don't know why you're not getting pregnant and I'm like well every time I bust in her mouth she's drinking it and then it's just not working and I think that's when the doctor is going to be like I know [Music] why and welcome back everybody to another crack his back episode of the careful boys today we're super excited for one of our dear nice friends Jason Tenny Jason Jason worldwide Superstar and he said he was going to bring us all his new merch today oh merch dude I'm going to bring the new merch it's online at the moment but when when when I get it I will give it to you guys is it a shirt that says that's so nice yes yeah
0:50 yeah it really is have you seen it I think I have seen it I want one of those shirts it has a heart on it nice yeah exactly inspired by JK news and Joe link me up with the people who makes it I really appreciate it did you design it or did you just copy someone I just said can I have a heart and then they made it and um I loved it you're easy to work with first first review first um first take graphic designer's dream come true like all right yeah let's go with it why did you forget to bring it I don't I don't think I don't know you guys would want it what the ████ dude here we'll give you a second chance why did you forget to bring it um I have it where in your car in my house it's okay dude no pressure even though you just gave credit to like figuring out that merch concept here and Joe
1:41 linked you up and into it nobody's asking for profit share because I would be an ████ if I bring it and be like yeah wear it it's like how many how many times a day does your wife yell at you probably a lot huh he he says he has weak sperm cuz you seem forgetful why would you say that to everybody man oh but you told me in front of everybody I I do have I do have week for but I have a l you told me in like 10 other people in a group out of nowhere you also told me again this morning did you say that yes how do you know your sperm's weak but you got a baby I do I know that because um we couldn't have a baby for like a year and a half that's normal people that's yeah I think at that age it's normal yeah wao what are you talking about oh ████ sh fired you trying to brag you trying to brag right now no sir I'm just saying respectfully
2:32 your guys' age it just what you guys you were you one shot wonder huh were you one shot wonder I was one shot he's okay maybe maybe two shot in but you know what I'm saying but that was it two shot how old do you think this guy is huh wa you say you guys' age how old are you man I'm only 29 oh ████ you don't look like it I know I know I know you look very mature i i i gu old what's your age 33 33 oh you're 33 that's not bad is that when the decline happens is that decline I don't know how old is your kid I feel great how old's your kid I feel really young um one and a half so that means you were trying at like 31 and a half yeah something really not a big gap do you eat a lot of according to my math it's not a big
3:23 [Music] gap you're right do you eat a lot of microplastics yeah I do I was thinking about that earlier today actually I ate a little bit with the kimchi I go this is this is going to be good little bit of Ziploc little bit of kimchi dang little bit of plastic straw little bit of can I get that Shabu shabo in a plastic ball heated please can I ask you a personal question put it in a microwave can I ask you a personal question yes when you guys were trying were there certain like things that your either you or your wife came to a decision to to like I don't know whether it be like stop eating EA this or start sleeping more or like I I'm I'm ovulating right now so you have to come home like what were like different things that you guys trying did we did all the things like for example we call this the um like we
4:13 we call it the upside down drop drop drop drop drop so it's like you put I think we did that too right like very common term you how how long did it take for your just answer the question like her leg is up and then she goes like that oh no we didn't do that put it no so to make it deeper to go to make it deeper because my penis is small so it didn't go wait can you can you demonstrate you be her you you know then so then and then so after you bust you kind of shake it in yeah shake it in oh so like she's like she's folded right Fold It fold it and you're like you're over here and you're lit drip so that's why you call drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop right right how many drops three drops drop drop drop drop five I just counted and you did the ovulation the drop drop drop all of that
5:04 for a year and a half or was your like no like the the last like I think 8 months or 9 months cuz you're getting like what the ████ happening yeah like my penis is hard yeah were you like eating different like eating differently were you microplastics microplastics um I I don't know if that helped though probably not yeah um I would eat like fruits you know like a lot of straw they said a lot of strawberries they say a lot of who the ████ says that the doctor strawberries yeah the doctor I never heard of that genitals one bit let me fact check this ████ micro micr testosterone in the strawberry seeds there's micro testosterone and strawberries strawberry seeds strawberries are like the gayest fruit though if you put it in your ████ if you put it in your say they are micr
5:55 test and straw I'm going to start eating strawberries hey you convinced me just for don't even look it up Joe we're going to do it I need I need strawberries may help with male fertility because they are high in vitamin C and antioxidants which can improve sperm Health but it's just vitamin C you could have taken vitamin C pills why you could got there's other things that have vitamin C strawberries taste better than vitamin C pills and strawberries are essensual dude you know what I mean ual they're kind of like an aphrodesiac right it's a little bit hot it's romantic yes you dip it in cholate hey nothing's less romantic than being like hey here's some vitamin C pills let's make love that's not romantic that's not romantic that don't set the mood strawberries do though yeah I guess but I don't know the website's Yos sperm
6:45 test.com oh he's clapping back you got a point they're perfect recipe for higher sperm counts strawberries also have folic acid hey what else can we learn about higher sperm counts when you try to do it more and towards the end like a 8 month eight yeah did the the sex feel weird because you're like ████ it's not happening now there's like this stress involved pressure a lot of people say mentality and like where you're at is a huge part of EX me what did did you get asked the question I'm adding to it so you can answer better I'm just kidding you want to start do you want to start no I don't I don't want to start you know how you how many holes in your ████ entire thing there is watch go ahead what holes answer the question what was the question see minus one keep going at month 8 you know you you're trying to up the protocol with all the drip drip drip stuff oh you're ████
7:37 did did the sex become more stressful it was already because after like 2 months is like oh my window is here so let's let's do it now you know and then our schedule's different I'm on the road and I come back and I'm like tired my my sperms are tired my sperms are tired my sperms are jit lag you don't if you don't see her for a while you don't want to ████ harder no you do want to ████ harder but more your body tired my sperms are why don't you take a nap and then bone that's what I that's what but I sperm takes naps excuse me no I'm just trying to help you out thank you but isn't there a way this it depends how your sperm comes out cuz there sometimes your sperm comes out like this well who oh yeah and then sometimes your sperm comes out like the shot his comes drop drop drop drop drop he already said it yeah yeah no that's another his is like a CBD oil dropping on the back of your
8:28 tongue wow yours is like a yours is like a T-shirt cannon I notice if you edge a couple times then it comes out as far as you want it to oh Edge it that's a lesson my boy like before you go to do it stop you're trying to go for the shoot technique so it gets deeper quicker that's always the best way though I might have weak sperm too because I cream pied a lot and I never got a girl pregnant so either they were on birth control or I just got lucky no maybe it's a mentality too if you cream pie and you go I don't want a baby and it it lessens the chance that's literally what I just said earlier that's what I said but I said it better babies and I'm not trying to get a go pregnant and and that's never going to work I had irresponsible sex okay um so other than
9:19 strawberries what other things were you doing yeah what can increase your Vitality were you working out at the time I was working out at the time I was this guy's always working out were you always disit show them the guns dude don't tatch Mech me this is Ja dude but according to Bar even if you're buff you can still have low tea yeah no I I think I do have low tea I did you check no but I just feel it in my heart you don't know that then cuz calmness is not is a symptom of high tea is it yeah do you have morning wood um I I think cuzz I think so but I'm still sleeping I still what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check
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11:00 details there's so many different tiar you can see it when you click that you don't wake up and then feel your dick hard his Morningwood comes in at like 11:00 p.m. or something like that no that's nightwood that's jet lag okay yeah but when I have do you guys do this when you when your dick is hard do you press it against the bed and go ooh that's nice this is why his shirt makes sense or no no the bed huh he starts grinding the bed yeah how many he starts humping the bed your wife is right there turn around and ████ her what are you doing ████ the bed I'm not ████ the bed you said you're grinding the bed no no no I didn't
11:50 grinding the bed didn't ask for it no consent I have a nice pregnancy pillow that I do that with that's nice you do yeah dude just I'm a s side sleeper yeah I just grew up my lady that's why you're one shot Wonder maybe two that's why you're potent fo damn wait how do you know if it's just you though what just me what that's just your fault oh this is a victim blaming here we go ████ who the ████ said it was me you I said he said you have low sperm rewind the video to the beginning where he talks about his weak sperm at the JK Christmas party we were talking about wow all this stuff and out of nowhere we were talking about cookies or something and then you're like you talk about going to IVF and all that and I was like oh ████ how was that and you're like well I had to get it cuz we had to get it because I have weak
12:41 sperm I never said that yes you did I never said that I think I was there I was there I never said that you did say that oh you did the IVF route yeah yeah we did we did that's expensive it's very expensive see how would I know that information if he didn't volunteer that he has weak sperm yes it was 10 usually it was going to be like 25 or something but thank 25,000 right 25,000 so the doctor told him he has weak sperm but but Memorial Day sales event and also um did you get a Black Friday deal on the IVF treatment I did but it wasn't it was Black Friday but in like February oh so it was nice still it was still a deal can I ask how much it was yeah it was 10 10 that's a good deal deal it's the best
13:31 deal I heard it's like 30 they they said but then um Chinese New Year deal Chinese New Year deal also yeah you're the dragon I about a Tacomo man ████ the IV baby I about a so that's how you found out you had low sperm cuz they tested both of you guys T and then they're like you're the problem not her yeah oh yeah they said they I asked the doctor who's the I didn't ask him that but he just goes your your s███'s bad that's good bedtime in right there yeah your ████ is just bad just bad yeah so how I go how can I improve it they go your s███'s bad he just says it twice damn I feel like I'm going to go to the doctor and then they're going to be like damn man you know um you're you know your your guys health is fine I just
14:21 don't know why you're not getting pregnant and I'm like well every time I bust in her mouth she's drinking it and then it's just not working and I think that's when the doctor is going to be like I know why you put it in the wrong place yeah you got to put it in the right place that's probably like my experience so Joe's next move is ████ all right so honestly how was it like because you did the IVF like how do you feel about it afterwards is that something that you maybe recommend to people that might be like going through the ████ yeah but people always talk about that you have to jerk off in the room thing but I didn't mind it it was I I like he's like I already do it the first thing people talk about my IVF is jerking off in a room really he's like can I do it on my bed I need my bed do they what do they do they give you anything do they gay porn they give you gay porn and also a guy to jack you off
15:13 they just give you a guy a whole guy heign you a guy to to have sex with you if you if you're if you're if you're not aroused then the guy helps you why you got to be a guy they she just have a massage thae lady just over there hey hello welcome they got strong fate dude they will ████ yank that ████ out fast we presented it did you see the suck machine in China cing the ball oh ████ did you see the suck machine in China what no yeah the we did a JK news here but there's a sperm bake there I don't even know why they would need one cuz they have plenty of C but there's a machine and it's like a it's like a like a suck hole it's like a glory hole machine you just stick your dick in and it Jacks you off is in public like at a mall no it's at a sperming no it's at a Spur bait but that would be funny though like a kiosk next to where you take
16:04 pictures with your friends it's a photo booth photo booth cran machine suck machine yeah it's an empty jacuzzi TB you can purchase a bundle and get all of them but it's like a full service you stick your dick in they happy New Year and then it's like yeah says go have a CH and then it comes it takes the come and then it's done you just got to stick your dick in that's all it's just a guy on the other side it's a Chinese guy that's crazy that's that's great okay Finish opens the window finish 2.99 imagine they don't know it looks all Hightech I know they thought his high and open the window
16:54 thank you so much that's crazy okay just one second wait for the machine to turn on and then he gets ready okay on his partner hey here's your receipt you know what that remind me of like did you know that the the Amazon store thing that you know you could just yeah did you guys talk about that already oh like at Whole Foods like that like the like the return Mach right the return yeah it's actually a thousand Indian guys on the computer oh yeah we did an article yeah did you yeah we we thought it was like being scanned out but it's actually people just watching yeah it's a th000 Indian guys in flipflops going oh no that's oh no that's what keep going I don't know man finish the bit finish the next thing go like this Punjabi Indie what's going on what
17:44 kind of Indian like a like a this one that's really crazy that you did that what are you talking about this is this is a audio podcast this audio podcast people can't see any of this having having gone through IVF would you do it again like are you guys planning on to have oh yeah I um yeah we would do it again do you now that you know your your coms not that potent do you just go we don't need condoms and you just ████ all the time so uh without condoms so what's crazy is that um we actually did do it and then we got pros but then it wouldn't it wasn't successful oh sorry a second time yeah are you ████ happy now man I don't know I just want ask me one
18:35 more time ask me one wait wait after you had a baby yeah yeah after cuz I heard that's another thing too is a it kind of jump starts the proc jump starts the process yeah maybe your sperm got stronger my sperm got more confident I think they're like oh it works it just saved the load out right it just save the loadout hey this is Jason sperm again let's do it again that's probably what it is yeah saving load out right they they have a gu going like oh we we know you come the eggs are like hey it's Jason again yeah it's Jason again it's fine let him in less apprehensive that's crazy that you have no problem putting on muscle and then you would consider to have low sperm that's crazy no I don't have low sperm I have a lot I just said a thing a lot of so you don't have low tea no I don't I don't think so so did the doctor say it was you or her honestly honestly I said your s███'s
19:28 bad twice a apparently I know he don't even remember he told me he has no sperm honestly when uh the doctor was asking well when we were asking like around the doctor was being so vague like I think to be professional like they he never said an answer oh cuz you don't want to like ruffle the he don't want to rule yeah so that's really professional on him and and I kissed him on the cheek I I I go you're a professional that's really nice of you and he goes but you yeah yeah you're right he whisper it have weeks rare well thank you letting me know the older I get the more I'm definitely hearing about like different homies or different people in our circles that like are using IVF and obviously bro there's so many people that are going through IVF yeah yeah yeah cuz um I think it's also our age
20:19 bracket I know people that are doing IVF and then surrogate mothers no way yeah but I know people that can't afford it so they just go pure healthy for a year straight just healthy healthy and then literally the year after that they they try it and then they get it it's just going healthy cuz they but I also know people that are like the healthiest people that I ████ know in like 2 and A2 years like nothing works for them probably 45 but you know you know um that's a whole these fertility issues is a new generation thing like and then that's why I was joking about the microplastic thing but that's a thing they're saying like the reason why a lot of cuz right now the male testosterone it's a ████ crazy dip compared to like when our grandparents it's like the the average testosterone for males right now in gen Z is like the same of a 70-year-old what damn wait gen Z yeah
21:10 yeah we're like the pussiest generation right now in like the last couple decades wait what you think there's why do you think is you think is the microplastic or that's one of it they're saying that microplastic is affecting our testicles GL to our phones we don't go outside yeah we our lifestyle we're not playing outside and seeing the Sun like sun is a big component of testosterone yeah there's just a lot of factors back then people get drafted to go out to the war now they're just like stand up comics [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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