0:00 that don't make no sense it don't even fck move maintenance maybe that's like fixing a car that's broken at a museum it's like the that last part okay did you guys know that there was an old what they call the Doomsday wreck it's a ship It's actually an American warship during World War II uh it was carrying cargo of Munitions back in the day and it was on route to Shor I don't know how to pronounce that France or I should say nailed it uh the vessel broken half and has been sunk in the River tames Estuary since August 1944 but it's still holding 1,400 tons of explosives so at any point it could blow up yeah blown up uh it would
0:52 apparently be able to cause serious title or tsunami issues uh all the way to London whoa what the hell 1400 tons Wonder man they should put an expiration date on those explosives that's all I need that's like when you hear stories like this you're like why do people make fun of Fast and Furious for their plots listen to this yeah this is the fast furious plot that's yeah that's pretty good Dominic T London's pretty inside send Vin Diesel to fix the problem he'll be able to fix it you know what he would do is he would detonate it and then hug the the the missile the wave would come and he would punch it swallow it and be like he would just be like no and he's going to absorb the wave would have to be heading for lety first though he has no motivation to stop or his kid he didn't know he had oh man it's good um so experts have known
1:43 about the explosives for years however the growing concerns are coming from the fact that the ship is now decaying faster than was estimated and also uh apparently it's like close to a major shipping route where like thousands and thousands of tons of like you know freaking gasoline and stuff get ████ of course what it's only like 200 me Family Guy cutway from a major shipping Lane to which large container ships pass and are much more seriously uh with liquefied natural gas ships or whatever that are five stories high um so basically yeah we need V Vendo to come in and you know thwart this uh we need to be saved by him threat maybe say by VY here's my question so they said it's still explosive you can be active yeah says who imagine a shipping
2:34 container that comes by and like hits that cuz they don't see it it's only 200 M me away from a major shipping Lane if they hit that it can explode is that shallow it's a great rebuttal that's what I'm thinking the the mass the mass of the ship are still sticking out of the water oh ████ there's an actual like for example can you see a picture this might sound like a stupid simple question but why haven't a dive team go out go down there and took it oh that's really what the ████ dude you could jump off of that like if I was a if that okay if you're a kid I would have finished your sentences I would have swam there just so I could jump off of that you would have swam there just so you could push your friend off the into the water no one's going to save you here y that's that's crazy it says danger unexploded ammunition do not approach or
3:24 board this wreck Dam that's crazy for so many years they just left it and was like yeah it'll be fine we'll just put this sign right here 1944 yeah they're like oh ████ we actually need to do something that's isn't that kind of what they do to a lot of ships that sink they just don't ████ with it or planes right they just leave it yeah or unless they call James Cameron they go hey come come get this I'll do it later attitude come get this come come get these unless it's SC treasure I mean it's one of those things where like if if you lived in that town right and then the city was like hey we can pull this thing up now we just all have to vote to spend the money on it a lot of people would probably vote no yeah what is that so you're saying it's got 1,400 tons of explosives and you want to pull it up I think someone's going to go I mean it's been there 60 years already it's fine yeah just leave it yeah and then there might be some people that are going to protest and say it's a part of History
4:14 leave it leave it yeah it's like it's like a statue out of it we're the outside looking in going like why they fix that ████ but then it's like the real Logistics that are boring and unsexy is that it's going to take a lot of City funds well it's like how would they even get rid of all right like without it risking and I'm sure like people are arguing over whose problem it is like based on where it's located you know it's more like like if that happened in La we would probably cry to California fix it but they would be like no it's on you Long Beach yeah or is it our fault because it's our ship it is the USS Montgomery but but it was it was probably sunk heading over there to help our allies did you say Montgomery Montgomery W mon the furniture shop I remember that place okay yeah maybe it's that guy's problem but honestly I think Mony that guy's problem the furniture guy the the
5:05 black dude Montgomery yeah wait get your that's Montgomery Ward that black dude no the I I don't know I'm mixing the I know there's Montgomery Ward but there's another one where he's talking about I think it's called the Montgomery Furniture Store yeah I think it's safe to pull it out oh good sub said approved by sub let's do it it needs to be ignited sub feel of safety pulling it out it'll be fine that just sounds so expensive to do I just feel like nobody wants we should have subin just be the oosha or like the safety safety inspector for everything around the world put some ████ buoys around it um you guys remember the the Queen Mary ████ that was happening for a while where they were like it's too expensive to demolish it did you see that where they were like cuz they didn't want it anymore they were like
5:56 it's it's expensive to keep it there but it's more expensive to get rid of of it and who's going to the Queen Mary all the time I thought they do high school dances there and ████ sometimes yeah but I they're scraping by I think Long Beach or something like they had voted to like they didn't want it anymore but they found out it was going to cost more to dismantle damn what are they going to do with it that's the thing they're like if they just let it sink that's the cheapest option I think dude they should just go out let it ride and be like I think it's something like that it's something ████ up where like that's what makes me think of like most people are like no we just leave it yeah the cost of like having to ████ with something is so much well I remember for a while the Queen Mary was like it's haunted and it's like like the tickets for that Queen Mary's Dark Harbor they have their like Halloween event which is still going I think maybe not I don't
6:46 know you know they booked that place a lot for like you know Gatherings and conventions and stuff and my friend's girlfriend at the time she was uh working at an insurance company and have you guys ever been to a insurance company's get to together where all the branches come together is it really fun a lot of hotties sex with each other that's literally what happened is just everyone's just getting drunk and just fcking cheating on their spouses yep what it's pretty sick cuz I was like what I mean it's insurance right like why do you need a convention around insurance so they can gather and make love huh basically they get drunk and they all ████ each other damn that's tight we there was a I went to a b boy Jam at Queen Mary once and there wasn't as much ████ allow was there one time all you see what at the Queen Mary yeah it was tight ████
7:36 sick Long Beach has spent $45 million fixing the Queen Mary and more is needed apparently this is as of March of this year yikes get rid of it dude sinking in the ocean imagine the idea of repairs and improvements for a ship that is not meant to undock turn it into a coral reef why they got to fix it doesn't even run take quite some time that don't make no sense it don't even ████ move maintenance maybe that's like fixing a car that's broken at a museum that's like the ████ that last part changes everything it's sitting at a museum why do you need to keep repairing it that's true it don't run Long Beach officials celebrated the ship's return to profitability last year holding it up as an economic engine that brings hundreds of millions in tourism dollars peripheral spending to the region last year it took that long that's great good
8:28 so it's been losing money for the last year for 17 years been losing money basically damn so they finally hit their stride huh good for them well that's good ████ I don't know what it is about the Queen Mary that was so hot but I remember as a kid looking at it and going that's sick I wish I could go inside the Titanic that we never had wait you you didn't get to go inside not until I was older oh dude the Titanic stuff still fascinates me dude my parents were broke like we would drive by by and they'll be like we can't go in you got to pay money to get in ████ was probably way cheaper then and I'm all like man but they're like oh but you could look at it from here it's free conspiracies on the Titanic fascinated me too what like what what what's the the name change thing is probably the coolest oh name change oh yeah that's right it wasn't really name change but then what I really like is when people
9:18 go underwater with the boats the machines and somebody fart no okay I'm sorry I thought I heard something but like when they go down and go do the ship and just see what was it like would you do that would I do hell yeah I would love to go in there and just see what's cracking you know they're going to be having tours again oh I'm not scared controlled by Xbox controller yeah uhuh not a PS4 controller ████ that the uh the conspiracy that it was deliberately sunk because it was to eliminate the opposition to the creation of the Federal Reserve Bank yeah cuz the Rockell is there too or something like that yeah and like the particular people that like just happened to also like get off of the the boarding list yeah and then had it happened to sink or the people that were on it were the ones that were opposing the Federal Reserve mhm the I think that you know that like
10:08 conspiracy that it was misb badged on purpose and that what did that was there's a conspiracy that like um there were two ships and then they said that that one was the Titanic but it wasn't they had like wrote Titanic on it and sunk it to collect the insurance and that was like the older ████ but then it's that's been debunked because the they were like like it matches the blueprints of the Titanic well they were like when you when you pick any part like any major part of the Titanic the the serial number is like stamped on there like it's like embossed in it like in in steel wow so you wouldn't be able to just be like oh this is actually the other ship it's not like a gun you can just scratch yeah they're like it ain't as easy as writing the ████ SS whatever on the outside and that's the name plate like every component of it has a Serial like an engine like you know when you go to your engine the numbers all match it's the same thing
10:59 but I would have just bondle it the bondle serial number sand it and then paint it over you think people wouldn't have thought of that though Bondo yeah Bondo it probably takes a lot of Manpower though to get that done to Bondo it you need a lot of Irishmen for yeah a lot of Bondo lot a lot of slave labor yeah
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