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Have You Ever Been Robbed?

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0:00 I was like cool no problem that's an easy fix or my car got stolen but then as soon as you see the footage you're just like you go in your vigilante mode you're like I will fing find [Music] you today we're going to talk about times that something has been stolen from us or times that we were swindled out of money or just plain got something jacked you guys already know my story yeah but we have another story where we just found out that we're sisters and we've both been robbed we're victims yeah we're victims I my my car was stolen I was robbed from a Planet Fitness I innocently after the beach went to go take a shower because I was going to go teach or do something with

0:50 dance or whatever so I was like okay I I'll just go shower at the gym really quick and then I get all changed I grab my bag I walk outside and I'm like looking in the parking lot and I'm like literally like circling the parking lot like I swear I parked right here and then I'm literally like starting to trip out I'm like no way and then I'm starting to get emotional I'm like wait is my car get stolen and then like I started to call my friend and this guy is like sitting in this van just like by himself he's like I saw everything and I'm like I like hang with my friend like what and then he's like yeah like some girl came out there was a guy with her and then they just like you know got in your car and just left and I was like oh like you saw them he was like yeah they just like walked right out like it was like as soon as I walked in so he's like I assumed that like maybe that was like your friends or something but it was so fast because basically from the time I went into the gym to the time that my

1:41 car left it just didn't add up so he's like but I don't know but seeing you walk around in circle so many times he's like okay obviously put yeah he put it together and he like thankfully he was there to say something cuz like what the heck like we went through security cameras you could see her like walk out like like this like she didn't want to be seen it was like crazy and then I was a pedestrian for like month and then that's so ballsy I had a little stick with a little bag everywhere out of your she took all of your keys she just took my keys so thankfully she left my wallet left my phone left everything cuz you know how like there's like that little like uh stall that you can shower or like put your stuff and to change like from the gym shower so she must have just seen me go in there and like not put my stuff in the locker cuz I just was going to be like 5 minutes you know and she just walked in there literally went through my stuff grab only my keys walked out and left it was crazy I was robbed like damn I know that feeling old

2:32 you like that feeling though I'm so sick no it's like crazy and then like it is you really do go through like so many different questions and emotions in your head and you feeling like did I park it somewhere else and you're like why would I park it anywhere else but my parking spot yeah the towing I mean you get to like only so many variations of possibilities of what could have happened so it was okay hopefully it was wrongfully towed which was happening at my apartment comp I was like cool no problem that's easy fix or my car got stolen but then as soon as you see the footage you're just like you go in your vigilante mode you're like I will ████ find you no it's crazy like who is really a thief like they're literally thieves out here like it's she got PL of fitness membership yeah but also that's so bals

3:24 to go in somebody's bag and grab their keys and then like so they found my car so I'm like it's like 5: in the morning I'm like okay like I have to quit and all my jobs that are fun and get like real work you know and I'm like kind of like just really going through and I'm praying I'm praying I'm like okay God this is what you want me to do and then I get a phone call at like 5 I'm literally about to fall asleep and then like it says like the police department I'm like hello and then they're like is this Andrea blah blah blah blah and then I'm like did they say it in the accent they said it just like that and I was like yes it is meet him at their level yeah ex and I was like who do you need me to be to get my part and they're like we found your Mazda blah blah blah and I was was it a Mazda yeah it was like a just a nice little nothing too fancy but it's a nice little Mazda and then they they found it and then I was like no way like that's so crazy that they found it seat covers are

4:15 gone laptop gone every little thing like anything that was in there it was like basically like a brand new car and they smoked in it too it smelled like cigarettes in there I was like bro that's gross but hey I got my car back so I don't know I think they wanted they asked me if I wanted press charges and I was just like I don't care I really just want my car girl no I get it though you just don't want to deal with it anymore you want to move on and takes time and effort she'll get her situation figured out you know what I mean like but moving on if this ever happens to you again which I pray it doesn't press ████ charges like we got to yeah we got to like we going to keep doing it back I can't believe you got footage you got like evidence you got everything and they like pulled up her membership and everything they like still couldn't like fully prove it cuz they couldn't it was like she was like on a guest pass or

5:05 something it was like this thing where it felt very obvious where it's like she literally has to sign in to be in the gym like we know we you can look at the time stamps of like when they clock in it's like it has to be this person but they couldn't like prove it prove it cuz the camera outside was busted so like the only thing you can really see is like her walking out like briskly after like just checking in so it's like you know and then like whenever they found it it was somebody else so not the girl who took I guess they try to sell it to another family or something like it but when they damn man they really moving so literally I was just like thank you for my car they move so fast yeah no it is mine was a full like Top Shop situation found it it was gutted right it was gutting completely that's crazy though from your home like garage cuz that would be kind of traumatizing oh it is it's a nice place too it's a it was

5:55 in the lower level Garage in my parking spot so they went through the top flooor and like broke into a few cars stole some stuff came down was scoping out a few different cars and this was like during the whole Kia boy situation where that information was all out yeah and uh pinpointed my car at the time got in very quickly was able to start it very quickly and then it was like a six minute situ situation and then that was it man found it 3 Days Later fully just um abandoned man it's like do you still drive that car Fu no I was praying no more I was praying I was like please be total please be total please be total and then remember you thought you didn't have insurance to cover it yo okay so you

6:46 reason why I thought I didn't have insurance cuz there was like backtack things happening in my life that was just putting fires out left and right so I think my brain just Auto defaulted to worst case scenario and then within like I think it was like the day after I look at my insurance I'm like oh I'm good before that she was like I have no coverage what am I going to do just gaslighting myself and you look like oh oh this is good how long has it been like this which is so funny to like feel that for that long on my own doing you know I get double coverage it's crazy you guys got it but yeah it's crazy what your brain will do to you when you are constantly fight wor it's like literally being out of your skin you're like wait it was right here yeah it was literally like there's no and it's huge like it's a metal ton

7:38 it's not like I just like put this here and was like you feel like a piece of your memory just like vanished no literally it's like what do you mean a whole car you stole a car what do you like a like oh my gosh like a magician trick literally he like what about what about the feeling of like you know that gross like privacy breach feeling that you get when I got back in my car it felt it definitely felt like oh this is it felt like somebody else's it felt like a rental or something it just didn't well it's someone smoked in it yeah someone smoked in it too I'm just like H but you said it was like gutted with other so all the stuff was still like the function of the car was still fine just like all my personal belongings like anything like even like little stickers I had in the back like everything cuz they were trying to sell that ████ so they probably have to get rid of all the

8:28 anything that could have see like where my little decal was in the back though like they didn't like wash it wash it so like it could L see the little sticker I had right there it said it said I hope something good happens to you today oh okay that was your sticker and they robed me that's so funny for that situation that's good they had to look at that and be like ████ you like damn man you ain't living in the LA until someone something gets stolen from you that's the true welcome to La I got it back that's crazy that's actually that's actually God's good that's there was a uh when I had my Studios there was a model like who was doing a shoot and then she like frantically was like oh my God oh my God someone stole like stuff out of my car and we're like what' they take and she goes my purse and my gun oh what the heck I was like you left your purse and

9:18 your gut in the car in downtown things are supposed to be on you for protection and ID that's crazy oh my God and then that becomes a thing that you you probably don't want to report it right in the most truthful way right I mean you're allowed to have a gun in your car it needs to be it does sound like it sound like the doesn't seem yeah it doesn't seem like she had it in the proper yeah that just sound like like a dude lent it to her or something she sounded weird about it I was like oh have you ever been robbed no not like that I mean the most I've had was like my like all of my cars have been something's been taken from it broken into but the whole thing's never been stolen I've had like people get into they've taken my sound system somebody was when uh my car was parked at my parents house one night the neighbor caught someone trying to take like look

10:08 like they were trying to take my whole engine out what the heck oh my God cuz there were a string of Downey robberies where um these mechanics were robbing everybody and they were taking car parts like they know what's up yeah they were like the local actual mechanics were like stealing uh catalytics and other ████ and then I remember uh I didn't know that that happened and that morning I got into my car and I started driving and I was like yo why am I guest battle don't do nothing today it was like barely moving and I was like oh ████ I looked up my hood and my whole intake was like detached all the all the it looked like it was ready to come out and I was like what the hell and then my neighbor was like yo I saw the guy who to who was doing that and then he chased him off I guess and then that guy got caught at the next house that night oh my go idiot yeah what a very specific crime like I'm just going to take something that you need like but not like the

10:58 whole thing that's also very hard to steal it's like taking one shoe it's like yeah like earings or just the laces yeah let me take all your laces out all your laces it's like man very specific it's like I'm not going to take the whole car like that's too much and then when I had my DeLorean I had that parked in the in the inside of a gate and then uh I remember getting in and I was like I don't usually leave the glove compartment open I was like what the heck is that and then I looked at the cameras and then there's a guy randomly just like it looks like he's just walking by and he climbs over the gate and then opens the whole DeLorean door and it's just like going through it and doesn't find anything and leaves and he closes it and everything I was like he like hey it's like yeah I didn't lock it cuz I wasn't going to be there that long but I'm like damn that's crazy that he literally like the feeling it's like so

11:49 gross that a guy is like in there I feel like new car should have like those dash cams just like built into it where it's like as yeah that's kind of nice that video that happened to like the dash cam like which one it's like it's like an insurance fraud where like this car is behind yes that's everywhere right now crazy and then they backed up and like hit them like a trash bag and like they switched SE cover they covered the back windshield so they can change seats I know the dash cams sales probably went didn't they catch up to that car like some people found it parked outside and they ████ it up like the community at large was like they ████ up this car cuz they recognized the car from that video that went viral and they're like oh these are those scammers and then they smashed the window they wrote Rats on it like imagine that's a stolen car oh ████ wait was it the Honda video where they got stuck on the freeway I

12:40 don't know if it's acted it up yeah that one where it's like a gray car and then it like stops people come out like this yeah try to break check them yeah oh my God why did they switch why didn't they just start with maybe maybe he didn't trust that the girl could do it right or something and so he did it and then switched I don't know I don't get it seen a video and the dude was acting hurt and then he saw the camera he was like and then he acted more hurt yeah that's so weird what about did you ever get anything robbed like oh yeah I got so much ████ jacked you got your back your bike stolen right bike stolen I got my you know people broke into my car stole Jerell and my buddy's Nintendo and my whole barber clippers I got my ,000 worth of tool stolen I got so much stol but this is a weird one I bought like a motorcycle cage for

13:31 my bike I went to go sell my bike you know a couple months later and then uh the guy came up and and looked at the motorcycle and I was like yo aren't you going to buy the bike why don't you bring your truck he looked at my motorcycle and he's like dude that cage is M yeah so that's a different story right wait a minute I was like what somebody else sold it to you so some crackhead put it up for sale but didn't specify like what bike it was for but I knew what it was for I was yo that's from my bike bought it for 100 bucks those things go for 400 so I was just like dude this has to be something wrong with it but it was just from my bike anyways ████ the dude pulls up calls his buddies over calls the cops over and goes like this is my cage you stole my bike you stole my cage d d and I was like yo what the ████ I was like there's no way so the whole time he was about to beat me up and I was just like if you

14:21 want to beat me up you got to beat me up because there's a cop right there I was like do what you got to do but at the end of the day I can promise you I didn't steal your bike cuz if I did if if I did steal it I was say beat me up and if I stole your cage I would have changed the whole ████ cage so he thought you stole his whole bike and parted it out yeah but then the cage I left it the way I bought it if you I told him if you think I stole your bike I mean your cage wouldn't I have painted it wouldn't you be able to pull up the conversation with the buyer or seller oh so it was like a year after but I got so lucky that I ████ went to my email and I typed in cage and then that post pulled up wow so you showed it to him we show it to him we opened up his page again and his bike parts were on that dude's page D actually yeah so I was like thank you Jesus I was like this ████ is Big ain't no way I'm ding this guy I

15:13 swear but yeah so guess what we we worked together actually we We messaged them and then oh that account was still going pretend like you were yeah so I messaged him and then we got his number they met up crimes over here they met up and actually beat the ████ out of him and he sent me a video and said look what I did allegedly he sent you a video with the guy like going he said I got him damn I was like Dam it was a old ass white dude he was just filming him saying oh is this is this is this your part by any chance he's like no it's not DK just clocked himk and he was like just letting you know I did get this food and I was like thank you Lord wow that would have been me but yeah that's like a real life story though it's like straight up I'm I'm actually really cool with him to

16:03 this day that's so cool nice so yeah I bet he he feels bad that he almost clocked you over nothing he was more mad that I wasn't that dude oh because he has to do more work he really wanted to knock me knock someone out plus if he's bigger than you yeah you want Justice for yeah but he you know that's what he said he said you know what ████ this ████ the cage ████ the bike I just I felt so ████ violated I wanted to knock somebody out and and he was able to confirm for sure that that guy is the the same guy who stole it cuz what if that guy bought the bike the problem was he like uhoh the problem was he doesn't know what any of the parts go for oh so he has no story he has about five P five parts that that was his bike for his bike all the pieces came off it's too perfect it's two no alibi for why he's got all that ████ okay picture he showed me had everything

16:54 that's worth the dunk yeah that was definitely worth a dunk it was an old ass uh like a like a Hispanic Dude too oh he's changing in Van eyes so I was just like that sounds about right bro I like they get more specific with race hell yeah cuz when he pulled up no it's not but R come on man what are you doing you making me S my story bro he's old ass white guy he's the old ass man of dude but he pulled up to his garage there was so many bike parts oh this is this is his thing yeah he said there's no paper for any of them there's the vins were scratched he said this is definitely yeah the VIN scratching is a tell come on why would you do like yeah so he got he got his ass beat and ████ I felt good well you also got your other your friend's bike stolen from your garage remember that yeah so I had my bike in front my friend's bike in the back I went to go we went to go get an ultrasound Monday

17:45 morning doctor told us you know what uh it's not going to be an ultrasound today you're going to have to deliver today so I was like Yay we're happy I was ████ tired I come back from the garage I come back to the garage and my friend's bike is stolen and that's the one that's like wedged it's wedged it's wedged in the back between the wall and the truck what a mix of emotions one day it was like such a tornado of a feeling but I was like you know what today is going to be the day where I decide to choose how I feel which was being happy you know my kid's coming out today so I was just like I'm going to be happy for my kid I kind of felt more offended because they didn't take my bike I was just like damn man my bike D they went around his bike to steal the other one and it's harder to get the other one cuz they got to lift it up over the other one but the thing is his bike is

18:37 super small and slight so you could ████ carry that ████ around my bike I just put a full gas tank in it so it's super heavy so it could have been just one guy it it was a bum after we checked the camera crazy part is three strong three days later I get a call hey your kids get to go your kid get to go back home I was like tight I was like man I feel bad about the bike but I don't give a ████ at the same time anymore as soon as I'm going home I get a call from the sheriff hey uh we found your bike the next street over I was like what one street away it's crazy one street over because they're so scared of passing the sheriff department which we live right next to so he just stashed in someone else's property that property owner after 2 days called me I mean called the cops saying yo we have a bike here that someone just left yeah they found my car like 2 to 3 minutes away

19:28 from wild y get car pooed here yeah cuz you had to come here that day oh yeah but yeah that's I have a lot of ████ stolen but yeah coincidences I can't believe that all of our stuff was found like that feels that feels very fortunate and like they say eventually things will be found it just takes time it's just not in the way that you want it

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