0:01 okay you made it there you made it dude I was like what the ████ is going on [Laughter] come on hey I go too far dude that is bad
0:51 I sleep on that you making my stuff dirty man I got that at Ross [Music] oh my God [Music] a UK Medical Practice a little oofy doofy for Christmas so they mistakenly texted patients that they have aggressive lung cancer instead oh my God Merry Christmas oh my god dude I could see how the misspelling is very easy on those two yeah Merry Christmas aggressive lung cancer yeah hey mayor it's an aggressive lung cancer
1:42 but hey Merry Christmas that's true I'm in cancer and Christmas pretty close aggressive hey Mary yeah or he just accidentally whoever was writing the text message accidentally copy and pasted the wrong thing and just sent it right away when you get too cocky press pace and then not too real I think it makes more sense for somebody to be like hey you have aggressive lung cancer and happy New Year yeah oh that's nice at least it's a good ending Progressive lung kind sort of Happy New Year that's really good how solid [Laughter] right that's bad news you've got cancer
2:33 but it's a lung cancer a little aggressive Australian no no South African might not make it what are you talking about Australian New Zealand New Zealand no what are you guys talking about dude yeah that's not you that's English that's Austria that's England it's Brooklyn baby so the mass tax from from askern Medical Practice in Doncaster was on December 23rd this is like uh the day before Christmas Eve in it the practice says the doctor asked the recipient to fill out a form ds-1500 which according to another UK hospital system is meant for people who have terminal illness to apply for benefits the text also tells recipients they have been diagnosed with aggressive lung cancer with metastasis I wonder I
3:23 wonder if like if that went to the right scam-oriented person they would capitalize on that before the correction was made somehow oh yes there's my Sue opportunity me yeah right or like get benefits from being you know when you're terminally ill and you have a life insurance plan you can claim it two words for you one of them includes an apostrophe s Ryan's wife oh I've heard I've heard that Ryan is wild so life life insurance is policies hey Ryan if you did have a conscious I think you'll be a pretty good criminal that's what I was saying dude yeah really good you got the knowledge he's got the connections he's got the know-how and the execution he's got the look he's cool Under Pressure I'm just too flawlessly heterosexual flawlessly but he has morality a lot of gay criminals today we've been talking about by the way Morales you have morality that's the disease you have Morales yeah oh it makes you be a
4:14 stand-up human being you have Morales it makes you cut up reals instead you don't know what a Morales is use my bathroom but yeah you can't do that if you have if you have life insurance plan uh terminal illness is considered dying so you can you can cash it in before you die what I didn't know that how do you know this because I got life insurance hey but like if you but if you survived you have to give it back because you're like actually second life we're like Ryan how do you know this he's like because I read my policy plan because I have like I don't think I read it yo I got health insurance I never read it once do you think that Ryan's deep morality is what made him burn through ████ red lights yesterday was trying to come here because he's late five minutes risking the lives of thousands of motorized vehicle owners
5:04 I turned Google Maps into a family liar is that five minutes you're like okay check this out it's so tired too so later on in the day a second text was received by patients asking to accept the the centers sincere apologies because this has been sent in error our message to you should have read we wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year except for you Todd you actually do have you I haven't metastasized ████ it's all metastasized all over Twitter do you guys send Christmas cards like we got from one family it's a cute little couple they just had a little baby and then they're like hey can I get your address Joe and I was like why no one's asking me for my address I'm like all right ████ it oh I know who asked yeah yeah you're the nicest couple in the world yeah it's one of our lovely friends that lives in San Francisco Sacramento and then um yeah I
5:55 got a Christmas card does them is the cutest ████ with the baby and all that and I was like yo do people still do that ████ you put it on the fridge yeah I still got a couple my brother did it I got a buddy my fantasy football league he did it I get that from my high school friends there you go yeah I get that from people and stuff like that usually with people with family usually people who did it the right way yeah but also every year they'd look a little sadder interesting like in the end of the fresh new family with a baby what's this gonna be like and then like oh I know what this is like oh this is ████ intense yeah yeah I like to feel it and then stand in front of like a Christmas tree yard with an inflatable ████ Santa and like there's like something behind the eyes like I honestly think that's Chico I think that
6:45 when you build a snowman and you put two stones in the eyes those eyes are more Earnest ah as I see in these photos those ones but these fathers who don't know what the ████ they got themselves yeah yeah Three Little Tikes now right it's always the dudes it's the father in the phone and it's like he's on this kid one is on his lap one's on his shoulders like that and he's like and it's on account that I knew him before I'm like oh buddy I'm staring into the abyss that's why like as a photographer you really have to look out for that yes like if you're doing a family photo as a photographer you're like hey hey hey pretend like you like your life come on dad you gotta pull them aside and be like hey Richie pull it together for this one hey just one shot I don't know if I got it in me or else your wife's gonna email me
7:44 [Laughter] I was in my Corvette I was 21 years old I had a good you got to believe me why did I do it I didn't look like this we was gonna open the club we're gonna have the life you know you remember remember the life we're talking about Jimmy can you tell me it doesn't watch It's a Wonderful Life in the last two weeks it's Richie ████ four yeah so um failed lives yeah they apologized um to the roughly 8 000 patients eight thousand yeah and they recognized the excellent feedback that they are receiving from patients regarding telephone consultations afterwards the excellent you love how they ████ melt
8:35 it all like they they gotta pivot it all because dude I'll say this maybe this is just my ignorance but if you are a hospital is that what is it or clinic do you really need to send Merry Christmas texts to your ████ yeah about and say happy holidays yeah yeah yeah yeah they double down but maybe when they do do that you feel like oh they like me they care about me no for sure and I understand that's why they do it but then it's like but then you say you guys all have lung cancer like that's rough someone typed the wrong ████ someone typed the wrong ████ I will say though on a very very large and unfortunate ████ up on something like that if all 8 000 patients like were able to kind of like forgive and like laugh it off that must be a really cool Community yeah that's a good point and then there's that one ████ that's yeah
9:25 well one guy was like At first I thought is this some kind of sick joke because I only went in there for leg X-rays and I'm like I got lung cancer how do they see that that's ████ Bonker balls somebody's like man I thought I just had an STD like what the ████ is going on so I was like man I knew I should have moved out of La another woman said who asked not to be named she's like yeah that was pretty ████ worried after this ████ um because because her and some of her family members went in for chest issues oh ████ so then they got that so yeah what is close to home versus confusing lung cancer but then this chicken's like oh I had chest issues so then she's like oh ████ I might be ████ but then they rang the doctors were put on hold as usual and then she's like I walked around I live around the corner and there were like a bunch of other people
10:16 who were already there who got the same test result she's like everyone got ████ lung cancer results showing up with the same outfit yeah mad exactly or it's like Aaron Brockovich where it's like something was in the water oh yeah yeah hey what's the what's something that you could have had that receiving a lung cancer aggressivo text would be a relief eight okay straight to AIDS so what else is on there they both seem like there's only one one road to go yeah dude Cancer's pretty fun thanks Joe for doing the tier three of The Herald before we finished I know but how you gonna hide it from that baby if it was terminal regardless I'd probably rather die of lung cancer than like testicular cancer really if it was terminal regardless oh but when testicular cancer is terminal is it this you just remove it yeah all
11:07 marrow cancers oh that's a sad that's okay then that something like that you know some terms are confusing because we're like trying to get health insurance for Tiger seizures and stuff and I was talking to ladies like oh so does your son have Ed and I was like erectile dysfunction but it stood for something else it's super something else for kids tell me my four-year-old can't get boner what the original dysfunction and you got to do this I'd be worried about what she said and I was like you're like you better not be talking about he is not a limp dick ████ but he can get it up all right have you ever had any doctors go hey and he's Faking It just take up making it you ever had a doctor go he could be faking it that's right jersey guy there's a context of
11:57 that bit that people don't know about because tyke is a little bit of a faker he's a ████ troll people dude because you know doctors will say they do that to women a lot like when women come in with something like they'll go ah it's fine hysteria I diagnosed it you know what this ████ so we're about to leave the house at like around six we always bring the medication because his medication's at 6 45 7 right yeah we we have some friends in town so we took him to go eat closer to this trip and then it was like 5 30 and then we didn't realize it was going to be like a long line and then we're like me and you look at each other like holy ████ it's six we haven't sat down yet he's gonna need his medication so I'm like we have to go back and get your medication so we drive back as we're driving back I was like oh ████ it's getting close taika's sitting next to me he's like this he goes death look
12:47 my hand it's going limp like a Cinderella he said look oh oh oh oh oh oh oh but he's not but he's not he's just pretending you know he's not really like like about to go in the full on seizure but the fact that he knows like what it is and he's like I can't control it I can't control it that's so funny dude that's so funny for example it was like Thanksgiving like 1996 or some ████ when I was a kid and I was like God damn it I ████ hate pumpkin pie and my mom's like you have to eat it we've got the pumpkin pie you gotta eat it and then I was like I'm not eating ████ ████ around ████ pumpkin pie so I go into the bathroom and then I'm like I'm like okay I'm leaning over the toilet I'm like I'm gonna think of ████ I'm gonna think of poop I'm like oh yeah I'm gonna keep thinking about poop I'm trying to make sure I'm loud
13:38 enough right I turn off the fan right because I was like oh that's too loud because like the kitchen's like right next to the bathroom poop I'm like oh what if poop head pumpkin pie I actually made myself throw up after eating the pumpkin pie no before so you don't have to eat more and I was like I'm not feeling gonna eat the pumpkin pie and my mom's like fine that's how much you hate pumpkin pie that's how messy you ate it's fine now that's ████ talented that you were just thinking about you are at least I'm telling you yeah I was waiting I was waiting for Tyga to be like oh no it's happening I'm like taika you see your ████ medication throwing it down the train
14:28 that's like that's the drawbacks of having a kid so Elite in his sense of humor yeah it's like ahead of its time you shouldn't be doing knowing how to do that yet no he's got the right Dad for it you know somebody else who also has the same level of intelligence you know by the way his age will catch up to his sense of humor and then it won't look that impressive yeah laugh it up while you can [Music]
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