0:00 How does body count in the room right now? >> say? >> That's not No. >> Can I just say? >> It is true and you know it. >> Can I just say? >> No, I don't know that for sure. >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. So, this is a prompt from uh you know Discord from the community. >> Thank you for supporting us on Patreon. >> Thanks, Discord. >> Which one of the Careful Boys would Anthony Lee allow his daughter Lana to date? >> Oh my lord. To date? >> Well, like later. >> She was just born and you're already doing this? >> Later, but later later. >> If it was like age appropriate. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> You're a piece of ████ >> Wait, wait, why? Why? >> OH, OH, OH, YOU MEAN like if we were both adults? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like take the archetype and copy paste and like make it work. >> You look at us and you go, "Man, you're a stand-up guy. Like I want a I want a
0:50 guy a daughter of my daughter to marry one of somebody like you." >> First of all, you just exited from the ████ category with that statement with that English right now. >> How old is your daughter now? >> ████ 10 weeks. Jesus Christ. >> Listen, listen, listen. >> In this scenario, she's 28. >> In the abstract. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, Bart. Thank you, Bart. By the By the way, somebody who can understand concepts. Thank you. >> They do that in sports. They're like, "Which of your teammates is least likely to date your sister?" >> That's exactly where I got it from. Thank you. >> That's all we're doing. 28. >> My >> All right. >> He has a daughter. And in normal people, they go, "Hey dude, so how's it been? Like how's your daughter?" Right? And his response was, "Why you want to ████ her?" And I'm all like, "What the f███?" >> He said that? That's actually a pretty good way to shut it down. >> Yeah, he goes, "Why you want to ████ her?" Well, I have interesting friends, right? And I'm like, "What the f███?"
1:40 And he goes, "You got to wait till you're 18." That's what he told till she's 18. >> Joe's probably like, "F███ her. I hardly even know her." >> Is this one of the Love on the Spectrum guys? >> No. >> Oh. >> He might be on the spectrum, though. >> No. Yeah. >> God damn, dude. Hawaiians are wild. >> Jesus. Hey, this is a you video. Why aren't you talking? >> Shut the ████ >> Hey, you should be talking the most in this video. He alley-ooped it for you. >> Dude, he's burying you, dude. >> I'm going to ████ you all Stevie Day up tomorrow, so bad. >> you will. I don't think you will. I think you're going to be excited. >> I'll literally take laxatives just to ████ up all the Stevie Day tomorrow. >> How about archetype then? Is there an archetype you would like to have for a future son-in-law? >> Okay. >> Oh, yeah. What are your dreams for her? That's a nice one. >> You want me You want me to look around here? >> Yeah. >> And and >> Yeah. >> And hey, welcome here with Kamaka, by the way. >> I like that his brand is visible for
2:31 this prom. >> Honestly, I think Kamaka is the most stand-up guy in here. >> So far? >> I agree with that. By the way, I agree completely. >> No, so far you're in the lead, dude. You give Pokémon cards out. You're pretty good, dude. >> Yeah, you're good. We ripped it for the first time, bro. >> We ripped Pokémon cards together. Shared a special. >> Okay, entertaining this conversation is whack, which is why I will do it. >> Thank you. >> Because I'm an idiot. >> All right, I'll do it, Anthony. >> Good thing it's on Patreon. >> I'll marry your daughter. I knew it. You're going to pick me. >> Yeah, that's ████ nuts, bro. >> You'd be down for arranged marriage if you knew it was like a good guy? >> Like what? I was going to get a sick ass dowry? >> Isn't it the other way around? Doesn't the husband of the daughter I mean, does
3:22 the father of the daughter pay a dowry? >> Actual real talk, though. Let's say that No, ████ that ████ Like let's say there's a ████ sheik, an Arab sheik that's like, "I want to marry your daughter." And he's going to give you the sickest ████ uh >> I will give two camels. >> He'll give you shares in the oil company, the steel company, but he's like, "But I I want you to like Instagram model. No, no, no, no, no." >> I won't ████ ON HER. >> NO RAINCOAT. NO RAINCOAT. NO RAINCOAT. But it has to be arranged where like it's He's not going to marry her now, but the contract has to be signed now at 10 weeks. But he's not going to marry her now. It's just he needs to he needs to know. >> Yeah, cuz the legal age over there is like 15. >> I think you're more creative than that. I think that's too obvious to know at like at 10 weeks. It's impossible. >> Good point. >> No, no, no. He doesn't he doesn't even >> You know what I'm saying? I think you got to add random details like oh, it starts at age 12, but she randomly had an affinity to like hairy Eastern men or
4:13 something. >> No, no, no. It's now, but you get everything he's offering now. >> I I can't I can't do it because I don't I don't know enough of >> There's not enough old Steve Day in there. There's not enough >> I I don't know anything about her or her preferences. I have no idea what her preferences are. >> They say saying regardless of that, like will you sell your daughter off? >> Like for example, if we went through if we went through like our terrible twos and she was like a ████ then I might be like oh, interesting. >> It's based on how you feel about her. >> It's it's a relation it's like paying the price on certain things. Right now we're at net zero. Right now we're at neutral, right? It's like she came I love her because I created her, but like I don't actually know anything about her. So if you're like, do you love her? You're like, yeah, I love the fact that she exists and I created her. >> This is like Joe Bart saying she she could die in a fire and it's like we'll we'll redo it. We'll refresh. >> But this is the reason why? >> Yeah. >> You don't know her yet. >> It's like but when Tyker's like one, you
5:03 go, are you going to send him to military school? I don't know yet. At 10 years old, I'll know if I like this ████ Get this guy out of my life. >> Well, but then it it kind of doesn't some dads just would never do that. It wouldn't be conditional. >> Well, duh, but those dads aren't ████ on JK News where they have to ████ >> Wait, do those dads live in a VIDEO SWEATSHOP? >> YEAH. THAT MUST BE NICE. THAT MUST BE REALLY NICE. THAT MUST BE REALLY NICE. >> DO THEY RELY on their patrons to survive? No, that's what I was asking. I was I wanted to know if it was conditional or unconditional. That's it. >> But what if the answer be yes cuz you want to set her up with a good life? >> Here, here. I'm going to throw out a serious analogy that you guys aren't going to give a ████ All right. Bart might understand. >> You guys are so blessed. You guys are both so blasted, man. >> Yeah, I know. We're ████ We're ████ >> You think? >> Okay. So So I recently I recently went
5:53 on a workshop. All right. I I went to Mexico City, which means I was gone for like 5 days in this developmental period of my daughter's life, right? And then Nina sends me this video and then she's like, "Oh my god, it's a 2 minute 26 second video of her uh learning how to kind of like eat her hands or some s███." >> She discovered her hands for the first time. >> Yeah. So So >> That's really cute. >> Which is Which is a thing. Nina's like, "Well, this is a major milestone, right? This is This is dope. It's a milestone." I'm like, "What the What the ████ do you mean eat her hands type ████ right?" I'm seeing the video. I understand that she's putting her But then But then you realize by by being educated by a smarter wife than you is that there's milestones include the moment that like a developing brain is like cognitively being like "This is a sensation that I'm choosing to do." Versus the like uh "I don't have control and I'm just kind of random family." And
6:43 it's like she'll hit herself cuz she's trying to like figure out stuff. And then when she succeeds, like it's self-soothing. >> It's like an elective. And like there's a relief there cuz she's not 25 years old doing that. >> Okay. So the point is it's like that is like considered a milestone, but like it's one of those things that like as an ignorant and naive new father, I'm kind of like "Oh, that's not That's cool. I'm I'm really glad that's happening." But it put in perspective, which got me emotional on my trip cuz I'm giant vagina, that I was like "Oh ████ This is a a taste of what it might be like if I'm on a workshop, what happens when I miss the first words or the first steps or the first whatever?" Right? And I'm like, "Holy ████ there's like that version of the development that is is yet to happen that you're going to be absolutely mind-blown." >> Like first baseball game, first whatever. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. >> Exactly. So So when I'm at like "Oh,
7:33 you're barely cognitively understanding what might be self-soothing It's recognize your limbs." And then you ask me whether or not I'm going to sell her to a sheik, it's it's a big jump is all I'm saying. I'm I'm a I'm I'm going to imagine going to imagine it's a person, but I just feel it's a big jump. You know what I'm saying? >> You had to illustrate all that to answer the ████ ridiculous sheik question? >> I guess I just don't get that, yeah. >> Remember, you're in the video sweatshop, brother. >> What if the sheik's like, "Your daughter, $2 billion, $1 billion now and $1 billion at 18." But if you say yes now, you get a billion right now. >> Honest answer. Honest to god, I'm immediately going objectively, I'm going to take this deal to Nina. I'm not going to I'm not going to have any emotional I'm just going to hear it. I'm going to have my personal feelings, but I won't
8:23 show anything cuz I'm a I'm a a good father. I'm going to objectively take all details of the information, and I'm going to portray exactly as it was portrayed to me. And then there might be a possibility when she says no that I go, "Are you sure?" >> Hey, turn Anthony's kind of fun. Here's an easier one to answer. $1 million to miss 1 year of your daughter's life starting now. No Nina consideration. You have to answer right away. >> Yes. >> Wow. >> This would be the best year of her life. >> That's what I'm saying. >> It's a good >> Right now, the ████ probably doesn't even know who I am. He It's just like the second person who doesn't give you milk tit, like >> Later on I'll kill you, but right now it's fine. >> Doesn't know you from ████ Tiger Lily, your cat. >> You know what I'm saying? Right now, ████ it. And I will be hated. I will be hated for a long time, and then guess what? I will be loved.
9:13 >> Let's go with it. >> I know this. I know this. >> if you keep breaking ████ statues or whatever, dude. >> Relax, brother. >> What about this this scenario? You get five 10 mil from this guy to have your daughter's hand in marriage at 18 years old. He gives it to you right now. But at 18 years old when she has a she can make her decision she's if she doesn't say yes it's up to her. She can get 10 more mil or you have to pay back the 10 mil. >> I'll pay back 10 mil. >> But she gets to decide. >> That's fine. >> Wow, you'll pay back 10 mil? >> You're going to give me 18 years to invest 10 million dollars? >> Oh ████ okay. >> Not bad. >> Oh. What if you keep buying high and selling low? >> No, no, no, no, but she decides. She decides. >> She decides? >> I'm giving you 18 mil back right away.
10:03 She can >> I'll I'll coach I'll coach you >> Wait, wait, listen to that. Listen to that. >> At 18 say no. At 18 say no. >> There's pressure on her. >> He says she decides. >> Cuz you just put in the S&P or >> She's buying Miss Rachel stocks or some ████ I don't know. >> Oh, she's she's buying the stocks? >> Yeah, she decides. >> She decides. So the pressure is on her. >> What kind of infant baby knows how to ████ choose? >> She's buying blue clues. >> 18 when she's at 18 she can decide. >> So you're saying at 18 okay, I'm getting a million dollars getting 10 million dollars right now. Can I do anything with it for 18 years? >> No, I mean I guess you can I never I never thought about you investing it but but you but you have to pay back 10 mil. >> I'll give it back. I'll give it back. I hope she says no. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's That's an easy yes. >> Yeah, it's an easy yes. >> I didn't think about investing. >> For sure. >> Dude, that's pretty smart. >> Hey, cuz you ripped too much.
10:55 You ripped too much. Got to keep the keep the cards keep the cards in the closet. You ripped too much. >> All of you ████ there is an actual answer to the original question. I was going to say >> It's clearly Nick. >> You think it's Nick? >> It's absolutely clearly Nick. >> It's true. >> Wait, Nick is the Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah. >> High school sweetheart. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Of course, dude. That's like >> Safest bet. >> That's a no-brainer. >> Level-headed. >> Can you just tell us all individually why we don't deserve her? >> Do you want me to rank you guys in general? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Like where did we fall short? Where did we fall short? >> Roast them. >> I think Steven's at the bottom of the list. >> It's not that that. I don't like him. >> Yeah, yeah. I love you. >> His dick's too big. >> It's just Oh, Jesus. >> Dick's too big. >> Too much damage. >> Lord. >> He got that big hog. >> Considering there are no contextual
11:46 variables on the table, it's just a hardest sell to the grandparents. >> Mhm. >> For no reason. >> Yeah. >> It's like you're getting married to this person and with no context. And you just chose this. >> Wait, wait, wait. Wait, real quick. Like Jerry Maguire, I'm really good in the room. I'm really good in the room. >> And he already proved he can have a successful marriage to Filipino. >> Yeah, I'm really popular. >> married is what you're saying? >> Matt, and he has a big ████ >> Yeah, he's good. >> Not something you sell to the grandparents. >> I'm very loved in my Filipino family, by the way. Very, very loved. So. >> I'm just throwing it out there. >> You're blowing it. You're blowing it. >> I think Mhm, I think I'm not. >> Nah, you're blowing it. >> He's a good guy. >> a good choice, though. >> Nick's a great choice, but >> Nick's the one, yeah. >> Nah, I would choose Omicron, for sure. >> No, you don't want me, bro. >> Why would you choose Omicron? >> I would only choose Omicron if This is
12:36 even worse. >> If Omicron's PAST 40 >> THAT'S KIND OF WHERE I WAS AT. >> EARLY OMICRON'S NOT GOOD. >> Cuz he's a player and he's going to destroy her heart. >> And then all of them keep dying. >> There's There's no under 35 Omicron that I'm down with. There's no under 35. >> Cuz he's known me since my 20s, man. Early 20s. >> I would have picked Omicron. I think Omicron is more pure than Nick. I actually genuinely do. >> More pure than That's very kind of you. You're being really honest. Did you not listen to the stories that he's done to his exes? >> No, I know about them. >> Literally, it's the highest body count in the room right now. >> say >> That's not No. >> Can I just >> He's true and you know it. >> Can I just say >> No, I don't know that for sure. >> Can I just say why doesn't he use his Omicron powers anymore? It's because he's subdued.
13:26 You know what I mean? Cuz he found love. >> I did. I did find love. Yeah. >> I ride for Omicron. >> Second safe bet, I'll go with Kamaka cuz I don't know anything about him. >> So, it's a gamble. >> Wait, wait, wait. You'll take a guy who will wear a ████ jersey from any city he ever goes to. He's He will He literally has no loyalty. Zero loyalty. >> No, that's respect. >> No, ████ >> ████ It's respect cuz I want to learn the local culture. >> When he went to the Peace Corps, he didn't ████ the village ████ >> Wait, cuz he couldn't take a shower. >> ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION. >> RIDES GOING TO ASK YOU for their hand in marriage? >> And I'll ████ do it for LIKE 5 YEARS. >> WOULD YOU TAKE 10 mil to you have to act like you're actually your daughter's stepdad up until she's 18?
14:16 >> Woah. >> And you have to be like, "I don't know where your real dad went." >> Oh my god. Wait, by the way, half a mil, but it's investable. You can invest it. >> Yeah, you can do whatever you want with it, but >> Only half a mil? >> BUT IT'S INVESTABLE. >> HALF A MIL? >> YOU JUST LOWBALLED HIM. HE WENT FROM 10 MIL TO HALF a mil TO LIE TO THAT KID FOR 18 YEARS? YOU JUST GOT TO HOLD on to the 9.5. >> Half a mil? >> far. >> Dropped it so far. >> The 9.5 you could hold on to it and just look at it. Would you be able to finagle that or manage that kind of thing if like it was like, "Okay, you got to act like her real biological dad ████ off." >> You know what's ████ up? I'd do it. Cuz I'll tell you what, up until up until about nine >> or 10 years old, I don't think it matters to her. >> How sick. >> How much will you sell YOUR DAUGHTER FOR? >> THAT'S 50%. What could I do with 10 mil and 50% of her life for her?
15:06 >> Okay. >> Can I just get some quick notes about why I wouldn't be good for your daughter? Next video. >> Hey, for for 200,000 For 200,000, you have to convince your daughter that you and Nina are both Filipino for life. >> Easy. >> That's easy. >> Lie about like your ethnicity? >> What are you doing? >> for 20 grand. >> Exactly. Exactly. You don't know him. You don't know him like I know him. >> So she would think she's full Filipino her whole life. What? Okay. >> So she's like, I wish I would have known I was Chinese, Vietnamese. >> a ████ >> I got a buddy who grew up thinking he was Japanese and his mom was like, "You're stupid. You're Chinese." He goes, "But we speak Japanese." He goes, "Yeah, I'm Chinese that grew up in Japan." And the whole time he didn't know. He thought he was Japanese. >> Oh. >> That actually makes sense.
15:56 >> If my daughter thought she was 100% Filipino for a long time, you know what she would do? She'd be like, "I'm glad I'm one of the lighter skins." >> Sick. >> Oh, you're right. Dude, she actually would become a celebrity. >> And she's like, "Can we bet on the Lakers or what's going on? What are we What are we doing tonight?" >> That's all she wants to do? >> Should I be a nurse? >> What if you had to until 18? Until 18? You had to You had to pretend like you were your wife's GAY BEST FRIEND. >> I THINK IT WOULD BE LESS MONEY. >> YOU DIDN'T EVEN lead with the price. He's like, >> What if you're just the gay best friend? >> There's There's no win. There's no win. >> Is there any money involved? Or is it just for fun? >> He's like, "Hey, are you down? You're not man enough."
16:46 >> 1.8 mil. >> Oh, he'd do it. All in the video. He would do it. All in the video, he'll do it.
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