0:00 [Music] people on social media are cringing after seeing a trailer for a new animated film upon hearing the new voice of pinocchio okay who's voice in pinocchio i hope it's gilbert godfrey he'd be good samuel l jackson oh he'd be great oh yeah so by the way let me tell you now it's it's not a joke this is like really the this is it chris cares about pratt i don't believe my eyes your name will be pinocchio father when can i leave to be on my own i've got the whole world to see you is
0:54 right no we gotta guess it father when can i leave to be on my own i've got the whole world to see you are jews is it because he's like gay it kind of sounds like polly's short huh it sounds like a gay straight polly my tongue it's a gay polly shore wow how did polly shore land pinocchio yeah how are you that's so that's so odd for an animated character that is so strange and it's crazy pinocchio's not made by disney it's a lion's gate pinocchio it can be made by anybody there's like so for context this year or the year that that's coming out that's only one of three pinocchio movies coming out made by different
1:44 companies no way there's a lion's gate dude the pinocchio craze this one's going it's just getting hot let's make a pinocchio why don't we make a ████ pie i mean this is going this one's going straight to streaming and dvd or whatever and then there's another one netflix is gonna have with guillermo del toro uh yeah it is and then disney's gonna have their own which is a live action one not animated but this animated one with all with poly short is poly shorts they should all have pog shore they should all have polish that would be really good you think they should all have fun i think you should play every character as well in all the movies i'm glad he's getting something the weird thing is i don't understand like who's is this for us is this for like our generation because like what i don't even know what kids want who's doing this lions gate are they like we need to have gay characters well i don't that's the thing is i don't think he's supposed to be gay that's just how polly short his character yeah it just sounds like a surfer pothead
2:35 but only we know that that's the weird thing it's like we know it because we know where that's coming from from paulie shore movies it kind of sounds like an exaggerated version of polly's shore is it isn't pinocchio a boy yeah yeah that's true interesting right is it a comedy though no it's though the whole trailer just seems like a normal pinocchio movie i mean it's probably comedy in the way that like maybe like you know is he a boy a real boy now because it didn't look like a wood boy he's a wood boy i believe oh he's definitely wood boy what are you talking about which one's geppetto i didn't see japan japan was the one who was talking to him the other one looks like i was dumb oh dumbledore oh that's not the same geppetto i know what about ████ jiminy cricket you guys see that
3:35 i don't understand how people like because like the comments on it are mostly people have never heard of polyshort and they're just like dude the voice actor sounds like he's not even trying it sounds like he doesn't want to be here it honestly does sound weird what he sounds like yeah exactly but like that's what i'm like he doesn't want to be anyone oh my god it's an interesting choice it's an interesting choice to have polly sure yeah it's like a that's what i don't get is like only a very select generation would understand the context of his voice and why i'm from that generation i don't understand why he's in this project what they should do you know what they should do they should take like triple a like like animated movies like like whatever the ████ what's the princess one frozen and just cast likes d-list actors and like you have all the footage already just ████ have them do their voices and let's see what the ████ happens so you think you think they're onto something with this because i think it's kind of cool like dubbing it are they on
4:26 to something with like having these like major franchise type character movies be played by the last person you expect i rather watch an animation where it's just voiced over by like nba basketball players people that aren't acting just the worst acting you've ever heard i'd rather watch that can be as i want to see uh the guys that dub kung fu movies man these guys again i want charles barkley to dub everything dude charles barkley is i don't want him to add that like like there's a bunch of big women around from georgia yeah just like dude every time he talks about big women i ████ lie i want i want them to do the girl voices too oh yes i'm in for that but the rock's got to be in there too somehow oh yeah and kevin hart kevin hart why because it's all about pride it's all about power do you think um you
5:18 know how like lately i mean i say lately but in the past few years whenever like animated films come out and like the response is so overwhelmingly bad yeah like they actually have the power to change a little bit of it like they did with sonic yes oh yeah do you think they'll change anything about that they just completely take polish are people pissed oh yeah they don't ████ understand did they change the voice actor for sonic they didn't change but but they changed all the art of sonic because they thought sonic looks so stupid they messed his teeth up right was that what it was they changed his whole face they reanimated the whole ████ thing that's the one with jim carrey right they pushed it back to i think so then maybe they could do a few more passes of ████ voice recording right oh man but even when you see the trailer it seems like a parody it doesn't seem like it belongs that's i agree that's what i think it does seem like a pretty s█████ straight to streaming version this one or the sonic the hedgehog this one yeah the even the animation doesn't look good who's playing uncle who
6:09 who's playing the the geppetto one uh gepetto john heater he does look like dumbledore uncle joey from full house isn't he a country music star or something that sounds like anybody's last name kenny yeah go back home no yo i worked with him kenny you probably wrote for them oh never seen him um no i don't know what he is talking oh he was oh dude rocco's modern life oh he's this guy you spongebob okay wow okay that's so weird that polly's sure it's been the whole thing it's so weird john hater dude the joke was good though when the horse was looking the other way and he
6:59 hits his head on the branch that was good oh he is it was even like off by the beat yeah it was good but so it goes back to that question that you were saying right like who who's this for that's the thing i can't understand children director dvd dude kids yeah but like but like spongebob stars the dude tom kenny he's spongebob's voice yeah so that's a total difference he should have been pinocchio there don't you think that parents nowadays just throw on netflix and ████ and pick something i play i feel like they just watch youtube it's not like a kid's gonna knock me into he's like is that polly sure like if you caught tycho watching that and you didn't know and you just ████ heard paulie shore would you be like give me that ████ delete that ████ no yeah he just watches whatever you want you watch the movies before to make sure it's okay for him so on youtube he has uh youtube kids so it's already pre-sensor but then on uh on what is it called like netflix or apple whatever apple tv we
7:51 pick it together what was that weird ████ that we were watching on on youtube and then all of a sudden it flipped to that ████ indian zombie thing where the kid was all bleeding and ████ and blurry yeah that's the bad thing jill was like holy ████ what the ████ so every once in a while we'll let them watch uh regular youtube and this kid likes ████ horror ████ it's weird like we'll watch spider-man right and then like let's say this starts to introduce like venom and goes who's that guy and then now he just only wants to watch venom and then now venom there's ████ carnage which is and he ████ likes carnage and ████ i'm like dude you're a ████ little freak aren't you dude i love connor if i was a kid i love you little freak arches but i like carnage in the comic yeah he's ████ four years old he like likes ████ guts and ████ oh it's weird man one day you're gonna be like
8:42 don't you want to see like spiderman ████ spiderman ████ that's carnage ████ carnage is sick though yeah carnegie that is weird because my friend's niece she likes horror movies and she wanted to be penny wise and she's like taika's age oh yeah yeah like like your parents let you ████ watch that ████ like sometimes crazy ████ will pop up and oh isn't that scary to you or whatever he goes no because he doesn't know the context yeah that's true maybe apparently it's ████ weird because it's just like how when you play call of duty and all of a sudden there's a bunch of six-year-olds on the server with you oh you're like how the ████ are you kids doing this in a ████ mic and they're killing you every time if there's a kid on a mic saying the ████ f word to you on call of duty he's for sure watching youtube adults sure especially if you guys if you hear oh oh ████ your mom shut up yeah that's true kids be ripping me on xbox live dude everyone's ████ my mom
9:33 on xbox live yeah you're like what and i get mad i fight with these kids dude they call me a ████ online you start talking ████ back to them i do i do the opposite i'm like please stop ████ my mom i feel like if any if anything should be a child services alarm it's that ████ i think that's a good child services but then we're all going away bro they don't have enough ████ centers for everybody though are you kidding me they even have sting operations on xbox live to catch some of these kids that are ████ saying profanities you guys beating every mom's cheeks in those days man every single one of them it's your heyday yep i was like have you seen that meme that's been going around with that girl gamer she was like saying how like a dude was like oh ████ your mom or whatever and she's like oh yeah i'll ████ your dad and give him and give him a son that he actually loves wow pro burn girl gamer's ████ doing their ████ now dude as long as the girl
10:23 gamers are sitting there talking about like yeah of course you get to talk about that but like if i bring something out then it's like everyone's just like please shut the ████ up rose back girl yeah just just it's it look you're never going to solve kids who are watching the ████ tubes saying whatever the ████ yeah you'll never solve it ever so what are you you're going to lecture your way out of this you're just feeding the trolls bro exactly bro [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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