0:05 Welcome back to careful boys. This is our fifth year betting the Super Bowl boys. Let's go. Oh, no. Yeah, it's that time of year. And Suban's not here. We are two-time Super Bowl champions. We are two-time Super Bowl losses. With the bright lights up once again, we make our bet. So, today I brought this from Station Casino. This is like a goddamn bible of This is for one game. This is all bets. How many total bets can you make on that thing? >> Dude, it's like a thousand at least. Wow. >> It's crazy. These people are the most Degen amongst us. God bless them all. But, we are here to talk about Seahawks versus Patriots. What are we going to do? You start us off, Sosa. Uh I'm going to Seahawks. What's your feeling? Um Patriots beat my team, Houston. So, it's actually just more personal. I would rather I have a Seahawks. I didn't know. My boy My boy
0:56 is actually CJ Stroud is not good at football, I think. I know, man. What No, you know what? >> have a really great He had a Yeah, he gets spooked, bro. He gets spooked, man. And And you know, CJ, I root for you, bro. I know you got it, man, but you got to toughen up. >> Did you see him cut his dreads off? Did he really? He cut his dreads off. That'll probably do it. I understand that. I had a big ass afro. Yeah. Sometimes when you cut it, bro, it's like it's a switch up. I think he got mad at himself and he's like, I'm cutting these off. It's time for a new beginning. But, he had a rough game so just so you guys know, Texans quarterback CJ Stroud had a dog ████ game. Real bad game against the Patriots. Turned the ball over four times. I'm talking about throwing it to the Patriots, bro. Just right straight to them. Straight to them, bro. Here's the ball. And you guys at the time were talked about as like the scariest defense to play. Yeah. Yeah. >> Now, the number one defense in the NFL is is the Seattle Seahawks. But, he he threw the game so so they could win a bet. You think? That's why he threw it.
1:47 He threw the He literally threw the game. Bro, yo, for real, man. It felt that way. Yeah, dude. Like it's those ones where you know the quarterback like can't make the play and they're just going to like toss it. He would toss it to Patriots and be like, "Ah, I here. You run it." You know what I mean? Yeah, so. >> wild. >> Yeah. He like choked. They didn't need to intercept. It was direct. So, are are you So, you you feel this way out of respect? Uh yeah. >> you've seen what what um what they could do to you guys. Uh yeah, I I just, you know, I >> Cuz the Patriots like demoed you guys, but you think that that you can't possibly beat them because they demoed you guys? Yeah, yeah, no, I I don't want to. It's And also, yeah, like I said, like again, they beat the they beat Texas. I got I got a a good homie, my boy Stan Manuel. He's a very die-hard Patriots fan. So, just even even for the
2:37 even just for the troll, I'd rather just go against them, bro. And I love you, Stan, but I'm just going to go ahead and say Seahawks. >> I don't hate that. >> You know what I'm saying? And then, what's another thing? And then also, too, as far as like script like it's too uh uh Patriots need to win for America. You know what I mean? Like that's why I'm like No, the Native Americans need to win cuz the Seahawks. Exactly. >> talking about the Commanders, maybe. I think cuz the Seahawk logo looks like a totem pole. Oh, I get that now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's deep. There's levels. >> That's my thing. I'm like I think they're They're really trying to force that on like having Kid Rock be the you know, opposing Super Bowl. >> Wait, you're not going to watch the Turning Point USA Super Bowl halftime show? Absolutely not, bro. >> No, it's all it's America first. >> Bad Bunny, huh? It's the Bad Bunny >> know if anyone is going to do that. I'm watching Bad Bunny, for sure. I think it's going to be great. Yeah, I think it's going to be great.
3:27 >> Are they still doing the Turning Point thing? Yeah. >> Oh my god, wow. What's the Turning Point? So, they're doing a a Republican halftime show because Bad Bunny has said some anti-USA things, according to them. And so, they're going to do a Republican halftime. >> I thought they were just mad it was going to be in Spanish. >> Are they full-on saying it's a Republican They're they're saying it's going to be very lame. >> [laughter] >> They've confirmed it was going to be whack. They're saying it's going to be whack and lame. all-American halftime show for for the world who wanted me to get all American but I'm like the dumbest thing. Puerto Rico is an American territory. Give it to Bad Bunny, enjoy it and then hope for a different act next year. >> Promise it's going to be lame as ████ That's what they said. >> [laughter] >> Lame AF is what they said. Now who do they have for their halftime show? >> It's like Kid Rock. It's like like George Strait or something. I don't know. It's Do you know a Kid Rock song?
4:17 No, nothing against Kid Rock. Kid Rock's cool. I'm just saying Bawitdaba >> [laughter] >> What is it? Bawitdaba Bawitdaba Bawitdaba da bang bang Okay, all right. >> [laughter] >> Wait, I think I heard that I think I heard that on Tony Why did you throw it away like that? Am I whack and white right now? Yeah, bro. >> [laughter] >> Okay. So okay, back to the big game. What are you What are your feeling Bart? I feel like because Suban's not here, Bart is the closest we have to Suban right now. The the anti Juju? Like who who would I feel is going to win? >> we don't have access to Suban. Suban's in boot camp. We all want to know what Suban thinks. We all wish we had our our line to Suban. We don't. I don't follow football at all. He's gone in a week. Dude, I follow it so much that I don't trust myself. Oh. I I think Seahawks. Are you just being copycat or No, that's what I feel. That's what I feel. Yeah, that's what I feel. Is Tyga out of school right now? I have no idea. No, he's in school. I would say call Tyga.
5:08 By the end of this video, you're going to put 50 bucks on a team. Put on Seahawks. All right, as long as you feel good about that. >> But like cuz okay, I have to say real quick. Do you remember during when we were at his house and I asked Tyga who do you think's going to win the finals and he said OKC and I went oh my god. Like I think it's over. Yeah, I remember that. I was like that's a gambler's sign. Does it Does it show any odds on that paper? I don't know. Yeah, Seahawks are the favorite. >> Seahawks are the heavy favorite right now. Minus 235. >> So it sounds like we're going to win. Are you going to anti sweat it? Are you going to Am I still doing that? >> Are you? Well, I wanted Seahawks. Okay, well then yeah, you're betting with the boys. You're betting with the boys. Yeah. You're betting with the boys. What do you What do you feel, Anthony? As a As a semi-baller yourself. Uh not enough. I don't know enough. How This is This is what I have to go on. Number one, uh like Tom Brady and unlike Tom Brady,
5:59 I got no dog in this fight. Uh they're none of my teams. Uh Seahawks whooped the LA Rams. Uh it was sad. I wouldn't have called that I wouldn't call that a whooping. Okay, it wasn't San Francisco-style whooping. All right, but point is we had we had made that early season bet on the Rams to win. So, I was very invested in that game. So, it hurt very much. We bet Context, we bet the Rams to win the whole thing. One game away. One game away. Uh so, naturally it makes me want to be like, "Uh Seahawks." But then they're the West Coast team. Uh and New England, you know, is the East Coast team. So, you're kind of like, "All right, look. I got more friends in Seattle that want Seattle to win. So, from a heart point of view, I'll just ride with Seattle. From a From a non-heart point of view, if you were to just look at stats, like numbers, odds, percentages, would you feel good
6:50 about those odds? Like Seattle is just Extremely. Because they're just a better team against the run against the run, which is what the Patriots have done well. But also, Drake Maye, he throws the ball deep better than almost any quarterback this year. And he got a chip on his shoulder. >> Got a chip on his shoulder. Also has had a very, very bad run in the playoffs. He turned the ball over a ████ ton against the Texans. So, maybe, you know, if he has the best game of his life, The thing is is the Seahawks are going to shut down the Patriots' ability to run the ball. That's what they're going to try to do. The Patriots, they really need to throw the ball, but that's going to be tough against that Seattle defense. But the Seattle um Seattle just lost their safety maybe to an ankle issue. So, is that going to be a Is that going to >> stiff on Diggs, you know what I'm saying? The Cardi B situation. They're going to like really build that. It's
7:40 like a uh like a like a Taylor >> Swift situation, how they always say cut to the camera to her, you know what I mean? So, it's all good for like ratings and stuff like that. Cardi B wins like a Patriots win, Cardi B wins, Stefon Diggs wins, Cardi B's Dominican, also Latino, also Bad Bunny world. You know what I mean? It's all >> But again, I'm just going against that script. That's all. Okay. Yeah. Last time Seattle won was what? 2014? Uh 2013. 13? Yeah. They beat the uh the Broncos big time, 42 to ████ six or something like that. So, but last more recently New England won. What's that? More recently New England won. >> 14 the next year Seattle faced New England and they won. So, and that was the last time they faced each other. That was the Malcolm Butler um interception versus yeah. Okay, so this is basically Seattle's major redemption.
8:31 Completely. Potentially. >> a good underdog story. >> different team though, different coaches, different everything. It's it's a funner story to see Seattle win. >> Although same GM, same GM from that. Yeah. Hell yeah. So, I think we just do let's just call it what it is. >> Okay. You don't watch football? You didn't say somebody >> mean anything because I haven't followed any of it, but >> been saying he doesn't watch football and he was he killed us last year. I I like the Supersonics. Nice. Okay, that's good. So, that's big actually. I like the Supersonics too, Shawn Kemp. So, I think we make our legit bet for who wins, and then we because we have the whole book here, we make a funny ass bet. Okay. You guys want to win 1,800? >> I do. Off of 50 bucks? Yeah. $100 makes 1,800. Okay. For doing what? So, this is a prop bet, all right? So, Drake over 350 passing yards, plus Jackson has a
9:21 touchdown, plus it's a Seahawk win. Woo, I like that. >> All all those three things have to happen. What's the first thing? Drake over 350? Yeah, passing yards. >> Is that possible? He's had a tough go. Is there another fun bet like that? >> if it happened though. I'd There's a ton. It's all of Okay, so what if it's what if it's What if it's less like Drake over 300 half passing yard? How about that? And instead of people At the half? No, no, no, 300 and a half passing yard. >> Oh, oh, oh. Instead of people I like that way better. Right? What's the odds on that? Uh But it has We have to have a Rhamondre Stevenson touchdown. >> Rhamondre, yep. He has to have him having the touchdown and a Patriots win. Oh, see, I hate that. >> So, that's a 1,400. >> You made Rhamondre sound so white with Rhamondre. >> Rhamondre. Yeah, that I should have went with that. What's the highest odds one where it's like >> That's one of them. Yeah? There's 1,800 bets. We're going to do a silly amount on it. We're we're we're doing what? 50 each on
10:11 the on the money line? >> bet that like like a Bad Bunny situation or like a I wish. Did it just happen? No? Some of them have that, but this isn't as degen as those. Like some of Some of those is like what color will the Gatorade be when they throw it on the coach's head, you know? >> [laughter] >> Okay, so let's make let's What are we doing? 50 bucks on Seattle? >> 50 bucks on Seattle, money line. Okay, money line. Not points. Yep. And then we're just going to do some random other ████ right? >> doing this point per And we're not doing no parlays. We're going to do one bet out of One bet, one bet. Parlays is a guaranteed loss. Not guaranteed. I want a year year plus ago, but it's pretty close to one. You could do those bets individually separately Yeah. and still win some. No, let's use JK money. >> [laughter] >> Company company funds. I've done parlays where all of them hit except for one and I was ████ All right, your first one you said, let's just do it because that
11:02 was your first one. Gamblers. But we're not putting 50 bucks each on a We'll we'll just >> like 10 bucks. Yeah, sure. 10 bucks that means 180 bucks win if we get it. >> Yeah. That sucks kind of. So, let's do what? 20 bucks? Let's just do 50 bucks on that one, too. ████ it. Yeah. No, no, no, we're going to do more bets. I lost the bet. I forgot which one it was. No, it was JSN touchdown 350 Drake May and then Seattle win. How about we also do like like five bucks on like coin toss? Oh, I found it. Oh, that's one. Let's bet 50 bucks that Patriots win too then. Now we're getting ████ >> [laughter] >> I'd rather bet on the coin toss. You want to lose money for fun? >> No, you can't bet on both sides. >> We could just bet each other and do a coin toss right now. >> [laughter] >> Cuz it's not nationally televised. >> That's There's no action in that for me.
11:52 I need the juice. >> [laughter] >> We're in Vegas, it's legal. It is legal. What do you guys think it's going to be heads or tails? >> [laughter] >> What do you think it's going to be? Oh ████ there it is. >> He said it with such certainty. Look at that. How about we flip a coin right now? Whatever it is, that's what we bet on. I like Toronto's ████ way he handled it. >> He doesn't exist. He doesn't exist. That's Cam. Do you have a coin on you? Nobody does, right? Nobody Nobody can Give me a break. Anybody got a coin? Got a coin So this This has some scratches on it. This could be tails. And this is heads is cleaner. Mark Mark one side real quick. Wait, you got a pen over there? Here we Here's a pen right here. Spit on one side. Spit on it. >> Oh, that'll mark for sure. Mark one side. Draw a head on it. Draw Draw fellatio. Hey, uh All right, X is tails. Okay. Blank is heads. >> like the two-sided coin you have there. What do you mean? X is heads. >> heads or tails? X is heads. Blank is
12:44 tails. That's what he said. >> Heads is me. X is heads. No, whatever it lands on is what we're betting on. >> Yeah, yeah. All right, X is heads. Blank is tails. >> By the way, we're not DJing. If you have a gambling problem, see the number below. Thank you. All right, here we go. It just hit the floor. It just hit the floor. Heads. >> right. Uh we're We're betting on heads. We're betting on heads on the coin toss. No, no, no, no. JUST THE COIN TOSS. OH! >> SO WHOEVER CALLS IT, whatever it lands on, it doesn't matter who calls what. >> Now we're doing heads with an edge. >> [laughter] >> We have insider info now. >> to find the coin toss one. >> The coin toss there It's It's even. It's 50/50. It's the same bet. The odds are the same for either side. >> It's like the same ████ odds, yeah. Okay, that's pretty good. Okay, so we'll do the JSN, touchdown, Drake May, 350 yards and a half, I guess, and Patriots
13:34 uh and Patriots lose, yeah. I like that. Do we do the spread? No. No. Do we do who scores first first touchdown cuz those odds are crazy? Player to score first touchdown of the game. Um Inman. But it says those those odds aren't that crazy. We already did the craziest odds. Those are crazy odds. Like for who's going to score the first touchdown? Okay, 50 to 1. That's a big odd. Jake Bobo? Not Jake Bobo. Bobo was actually he did score that that huge Okay, hold on. Okay, no touchdown scored. That's 101. On on the first First Uh First touchdown of the game Oh, that that's saying it's a field goal, for example. The first score, right, is not a touchdown. And that's how much? 100 to 1. That can't be right. Yeah. It says no touchdown scored. No, but I'm just saying like
14:24 Yeah, first player to score first TD of game, no touchdown scored. So, nobody scores a touchdown and it's just field goals the whole time. Oh, that's what it is. That's what that must mean. It's not the first quarter. It's the whole game. The whole game? It says of game. Whole game. That's great. That's what 100 to 1 is. That's basically a field goal duel. Imagine we put 100 on that though. >> Safety, you get a safety and all that ████ Imagine we put like 100 on it. >> Imagine we put 100 on it and then then there's an immediate touchdown and WE'RE JUST LIKE >> [laughter] >> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S the first scoring play or the first touchdown? First touchdown of the game. First touchdown, the best odds is Sam Darnold, 25 to 1. But that means that he runs it in. It says player must be active for action. Has there ever been a Super Bowl where there's no touchdowns and it's all field goal? Oh, ████ That's a good question. I don't Not the one that I can
15:14 remember off top of my head. This is of the game. This is This is wilder. >> player to score first touchdown of the whole game. So, it's not by per team. So, this is like out of Seattle, who on Seattle scores first? Colts-Broncos couple years ago was the worst game I ever watched in my whole life, and it was just field goals the whole time. Let's just do a dollar. You could win $25. >> five bucks. Five bucks total on Jake Bubba. On Jake Okay, I like that. I like that. Cuz he's 50 to one for the whole game. For the whole game. There's never been a Super Bowl game where neither team scored a touchdown. That makes sense. Yeah. That's why it's 100 to one. 2019 was the lowest scoring in history. Ruben's law. If it can't happen, it can't happen. The opposite of Murphy's law. Yep. Yo, these These are pretty fun bets though. >> Aren't they fun? So, no We're not going to have an anti-better for any of this stuff? >> No, no anti-sweat. No more anti-good good boy juju.
16:05 All right, you guys know what the bet is. You can ride if you wish.
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