0:00 [Music] have you guys ever lost your phone yeah yeah yeah someone stole my phone how long was it lost for some guy ████ i i don't know if you really stole it but um i was shooting some content with justin out at this um like field and we're doing like these sprint shots and i just tossed my phone off to the side and then later when we're done i was like oh shoot the ████ where's my phone i have my phone cause i remember i brought my phone and then i'm like oh let's do that find my iphone theme so i went on his phone and it said it was at the park uh bathroom so i'm like what the ████ so we go to the park bathroom and then we reset it or refresh it again and now it's on the street moving away we're like what the ████ so we got in the car and we started following it and then when i finally got close enough it said it was like this
0:51 old man that was walking on the sidewalk and i was like excuse me sir uh did you find a cell phone he goes yup and i was like oh it's mine he was like oh okay and he gave it to me and then i was like where are you gonna go with it he goes i was gonna turn it in and i'm like what the ████ like there's two people like there's no one at this park there's two people and a ████ phone just on like five feet away he never thought to ask like hey is this is this your guy's phone he was just like oh he's like pretty much he went like this ████ lost what i hope happened is he found it and he's like god damn it all right how far away is is lost and found he's like 17 miles away exactly damn it to do the right thing it's gonna take 17 miles out of my life
1:41 poor guys fine walking there yeah he was walking i'm like what the ████ dude yeah but i thought it was stolen but it was just the guy that was trying to turn it in i guess that's the right thing obviously bart obviously obviously yeah don't criminalize again yeah come on so uh this woman becky beckman lost her iphone 10 years ago and miraculously found it after hearing some funny noises every time she would flush her toilet what it was in her toilet yeah it was inside the toilet how did it she flushed it yeah i guess she had dropped it in the toilet and then when flushing it it kind of got lodged where you couldn't see it but you could hear it i could never flush this bad boy how big a phone it was like iphone one or something right 10 years ago it's 10
2:31 years ago so it's not the so that means she dropped it in the toilet and she didn't even know she didn't even know yeah she lost it halloween night probably meant she was like drunk halloween night becky beckman becky beckman of course got a judgment for that huh yeah so she heads up they end up going like dude the toilet they just figured the toilet always made that noise when you flush it like the rattling and for 10 years it was just shaking around right inside of that bowl pipe i wonder what it looks like 10 years later with all that water oh oh can you put a further back on the scene yeah sorry i can't see that is it too pixelated oh that's better there's some dance moves in front of it to make sure that people can see it i like how there's a picture of an example of a phone being picked up like it's like out of the toilet that's crazy like it's not like all rusted or like
3:21 filled with ████ well yeah and then i mean i guess if you drop the phone like today's phone in there it'd probably get messed up but the old ones might have been a little bit better the first iphone was it's almost bulletproof heavy that's all metal that's a weight to it do you guys forget like so after um each phone cycle right like maybe like two or three years or whatever do you completely forget what your old phone looked like or how big yeah yeah i do once you see it again you're like is i was using that isn't that crazy when you see how big the screens have changed over the years right yeah that's what i won't forget is like the thumb thing so like like it takes a tick i have a big thumb anyway like the fact that it takes a while for my thumb to go from here to here is crazy because it used to be just like yeah you should be this little square yeah it's funny to even complain about that this is the actual actual phone
4:12 sorry that was the stock photo this is it so the screen's not even cracked wow let's see the let's see the other side warp though that's like iphone 4. i'm surprised it's not covered in cocka yeah well no it went to the top of the tank i guess wait the top of no it was stuck in the hole stuck on the s yeah yeah yeah it basically split it whoa split the dukes yeah yeah it was basically it forked it like a bitcoin this is the phone and this is the duke's that thing was getting hit by the dukes every time yeah man frank duke's straight through the thing whoa splitting down a terrible existence for that poor phone they're just sitting there just just just taking ████ everything that the camera was recording on in the toilet and then you just see 10 years of footage you think the phone had to get used to it at first so the phone's like oh what's this going to be in the phone
5:04 it's like a brave little toaster oh no it has a they should do a pixar film others the duke guys yeah it's like that one movie where they got where you got stuck in a canyon and you had to remove his 527 hours yeah but it's the time it's the toilet it just makes sense to me 10 years of splitting kaka yeah he's like oh it's another one oh that's pretty hard and he finds out a way to like make some sound or whatever his best friend's a dead goldfish have you guys ever lost something in like uh like something that is worth a lot to you in like some nasty situation you have to pull it out no no no mine i think was the only was just once uh my wedding ring fell in the toilet oh i see what you mean and then i picked it out and i think it would just pee you know so that's not bad not so
5:54 bad that's not bad at all i actually and i remember in high school i was uh pooping and then i was texting on my phone i dropped it in the toilet that's pretty bad how did do you poop like this is the dukey this is what i did i went yeah and then i went to the scene well yeah this is the faster you do it did you 10 seconds your phone still work after no it actually when i uh dropped it in there i heard it like vibrate so i think it was like getting like water in it and i'm a little disappointed at your manual dexterity failure though with all the ████ you do yeah still dropping phones in the cockpit yeah i forgot did you have enough time to wipe your ass too before you see watch did you show no i just i didn't even think i just went i got to get it out like i didn't think about it no i mean like and then rinse out the thing where did you run out of the bathroom with the pants around your ankles and then i think i did
6:44 but because nobody was there because it was during class time i i went her butt cheeks were were pressing the little dookie that was still left in her anus yeah i was waddling yeah that's a good detail good detail we covered that you're in a public bathroom right and then you're in the toilet and then you take a ████ and when you're done you're like oh i should have checked if there was toilet paper and there's no ████ toilet paper what do you do and then you just wait and wait and wait until there's nobody there and then you ████ open the door and you rush to the next one and close just to see that there's no toilet paper in a second you guys don't know about the pants shuffle the pack shuffle what's the picture you keep your boxers down you put your pants up and you just ████ did you say you keep your boxers down and yeah your pockets are down it's not touching your ass in your ass so
7:35 you're if you're actually oh this is caked with ████ ████ your box is down here pants are on my ankles ass ████ out so i don't get ████ anywhere and i was waddling to the next did you did you have a jacket though no i didn't have it if you had a jacket you could tie it around your waist yeah if only we all had a jacket it's not a perfect ████ situation where did you do this at school oh okay i've done this in many casinos across las vegas is that where you're banned yeah dude when i was in high school i would be taking i remember the it was like a freshman i was taking a ████ and i would go to the opposite bathroom where i knew nobody would be in there i go in there and i'm sitting in there and then i just hear a bunch of guys like rowdy as ████ come in and i'm like
8:25 ████ because that's the worst feeling yeah and they just started yelling like who's taking a ████ in here oh they didn't take pictures of you someone's taking this ████ and they didn't ████ with me but they just kept slamming the door and i'm like dude i was so ████ scared i was like oh ever since then i never ████ think of ████ in the bathroom why was that such a bit do they still do that today because that was such a ████ but if you're taking a ████ oh it's just crying today it shows weakness yeah you're vulnerable but i can't hear you oh you're [Music] bust your door open or take pictures of you or that's like if you're in the military and you used to be a model like you just don't admit it a child model is a friend who had that i forget that that's something you have to explain to girls like you know like guys are so used to going to the guy's bathroom and just anything can happen and bring ████ to each other yeah and it's like the worst place to be
9:16 sometimes but then i totally forget that women are like why you're all supportive like i want to take a pass oh you want to go i'll go with you you know what blows my mind is like i think all of us trained ourselves to not ████ at school during school hours and if you really had to go you went to the nurse's office yeah i had to go it was a medical emergency i'd rather ████ on my backpack for real you would have your systems dude because i would have some mad ibs dude smoking a cigarette in the morning before school and i'm in my first period like i am going to ████ myself i'd be like teach i go the bathroom you ████ rush over but there's no doors at the stalls man yeah so you got to go to this individual ones thank god we have bungalow ████ right with the individual glow ████ oh you see if like the one at the nurse's office
10:06 that's the one that we all went to yeah i get some privacy yeah you go there oh i didn't go oh my headaches just went away yeah because i used to ████ with everybody that was taking ████ yeah i would honestly because i always had a video camera around during all of high school all four years i will ████ come and you record vlogging before we shooting for the school like uh like a montage or something right no i'm just shooting for myself my own pleasure i uploaded this whole thing of like all four years of my high school and it's like it's like a it looks like a vintage movie and it's literally san gabriel academy 997 to 0-1 that's dope a lot of that ████ is really just me hitting people in the face with the camera because it was so heavy back then oh did they get bruises oh yeah they got ████ up oh man i wish i was at school with you during that time i would have got some good footage i got kicked out i'm also the reason people didn't share at school because i'll definitely be with you
10:56 thank you ████ [Music] you
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