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What Your Instagram Explore Page Says About You

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0:00 I got I got Biden with Bitcoin cyber truck oh that's cool some black dudes running a [Music] sailor everybody take out youring phones right now I already have it open so good you're going to go to your Instagram and you're going to go to your explore page yeah and we are going to find out what the is going on look some chicks beating up Spider-Man chick beating up Spider-Man oh you have a hot chick right there hot chick hot chick hot chick hot chick anime I've got Erin Taylor Johnson reportedly offered deal to become new James Bond I got I heard about that uh directors with bad films I got get your ass on court basketball stuff ethereum spot ETFs could still be approved true

0:52 maybe not this year I got girls hiking I got who is this Nas and and some P Diddy and some girls mine's weird I got a girl that's I got people fighting in Hawaii I got I got Biden with Bitcoin cyber truck oh that's cool some black dudes running a sailor some black dude's running a teacher fighting a student or something okay Sydney Sweeney Sweeny Todd Sydney Sweeney I got a Chinese guy grinding a carp in a machine I get I get a lot of rabbits and then Las Vegas french fries guys dude I have a lot of I have a lot of pugs I have a lot of Jiu-Jitsu guys I have um Shannon sharp I love Shannon sharp content I love Shar sh I love sh sh is the best I love

1:43 him him and uh what's his name oo have you have you seen the podcast with him and ooo no it's one of the greatest podcasts I love oo they're so funny um obviously I have chicks with out cuz that happens um a lot of pugs I get a lot of pugs yeah you get pugs mostly dog stuff stuff that makes cry how come there's so many girls on your page I wonder why I got hella football I got Conor and I got football everywhere I got some standup stuff hey you got fun with Dum what's that dumbfounded uh podcast oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but why do you ask these questions what are you talking about I'm busting you guys live I'm getting you I'm taking you down okay okay okay why is there so many girls about dude I got this i got this cool dude oh my God what is that I don't know I got this one with this lady with a really long tongue let's see what else I got what are we

2:33 doing here why do I got distracted what are we talking about I got Chinese dancers show them all your ████ I got Chinese dancers there's girls through jokes fights Hawaii stuff I got a lot of workout stuff I got this Solana never stops is that baby uh we'll see I have a Russian fight where there's a short man with a really big guy fighting it's a big fat guy oh the free shows I like those B fat guy I got goodth Palos ████ all right phone's down okay what did you what did we learn about each other that he has girls yeah hella good I have like I'm surprised there's no cars and motorcycles cuz I do follow that do you think the algorithm is not representing your inner your inner self

3:24 very well I think it's pretty accurate okay there's a lot but I don't follow the butt cheeks but the explore page is showing me so it's pushing it yeah it's pushing it like crazy it's probably because you follow it a little bit and also I think what you interact with yeah it's what you it's what you zoom in on and I I've even heard it's not even like what you physically interact they can trace your eyes right so if you're like looking at ass cheeks well it's hard not to look part you're telling me they're looking at my eyes yeah they're tracking their eyes no ████ way so I'm in trouble it's also tracking your Tong is there a way I checking your tongue when you're going oh I'm looking my lips a lot the people I f look at this there's a lady with a condom 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who

4:14 she never slept with oh so can you read more it's more of a news story JK new thr that on the ████ this is in my explore page a girl lifting her butt cheeks yeah you sh outr what a problem outrage I love the outrage and then there's a big girl in front of a donut shop that's cool the funny thing is I'm not I'm surprised that my for you page doesn't have more wild stuff because if it's what you interact with i' be sending funny videos to people all the time maybe those pages are constantly getting taken down so they can't even that's the truth but look look at my look at what actually shows up Theo Von a guy doing podcast some aging things wait how are you scrolling you pick one and you're scrolling right that's only going to show you stuff related to the no but this is what I'm following and then things that so like there's no

5:04 girls there's no girls right like that's normally what I oh your actual feed yeah and then when you go that means when you're in your for you're not following them but you're still clicking on it yeah your explore is showing us who you really are Joe it's showing the true you it's it's mostly fight and women yeah yeah that's defitely isn't supposed to look like your feed I think your feed is hiding yourself yeah you're covering up for how your feed's fake yeah and you're fake yeah you fake ████ what is the point of this we're all sex perverts that's the point he's taking you down he says yeah take down it's expose it's expose on all this yeah no we're we're checking how the how the algorithm represents us do you guys think it's accurate to you guys I think it's pretty oh absolutely cuz I know sometimes late at night when I have too many girls in there and I'm afraid I'm going to get caught I start clicking all the other stuff got to cover Your Tracks bud you end up looking gay I think it's pretty accurate for

5:55 mine at least yeah yours was mostly what exactly dogs there's black ey is running Bitcoin you got to stop saying it like that Biden sucks Jiu-Jitsu occasional titties here and there cyber truck I go through Seasons cuz it's like what you're interested in right it's like for example the playoffs are happening half my s███'s going to be ████ basketball oh yeah if it's UFC time it's ████ UFC everywhere so so I I think it's like I have seasons and you know during summer titties I had three I had three hot girls hiking in Hawaii that's pretty that's hey you had a weird one oh yeah this let me try find there's like this two chicks one of them has the biggest tits I've ever seen in my whole life like a shelf of tits sh what is that that what the ████ hold it up hold it up that's ████ crazy

6:45 but it's like it's like a normal photo of people at a bar it's not even like they're not even like modeling see the thing about Instagram I do like is those deep cut like meme pages that the humor is like kind of dark and kind of ████ up but like I I'll go on deep Dives on those absolutely I the weight capacity of this fabric is insane Yeah that fabric is my photosho that's what they make parachutes out of dude military technology it might be AI maybe or a lot a lot of my stuff right now is like movie stuff because also like the Oscars just happened Dune 2 I was looking up a bunch of Dune ████ cuz the lore is really cool to me you see it so it's like yeah Dune sh it's good H do you guys think your ads listen to you I think it listens to hell yeah talk about some ████ and I get some ads for something oh it's confirmed that it does that right I'll think about something I'll think about buying a product of trash bags and I'll see trash bags on my ████ like it's feel free to say another

7:36 boring ass topic just no that's but that's my life anthon about paper towels I'm like oh paper towels I don't know actually but I mean what's wrong with that they just want to help you they just want to make life easier for you yeah some some little monster in the ████ machine is being like Joe we need to help you with some titties yep yep because I'll be all stressed out and then I see a bouncing booby and I'm like I forgot what I was mad about it's also going by what other people are like liking too and he just tries to see if like maybe you're one of those also sneak attacks you too cuz it's like okay I'm looking at I'm like looking up football whatever ████ and then all of a sudden refresh sneak attack oh there's a chick's titties bouncing around it's like I didn't ask for that yeah you know what I did like it I did it's push it's pushing I did an experiment one time where I was like okay how pure could my

8:26 explore page get so I was only clicking on Golden Retrievers and I got to a point after 10 minutes everything's golden retriever but one corner will still be titty I think it's titties is always Pop I think it's because it just knows like if you're a dude you're probably going to like some titties or maybe it's because it's tracking your eyes and you're like golden retriever golden retriever Golder I think I think it's also I think it's also just knows you're not even looking at your phone you're just go like this you know what you know what I bet would change everything on the explore page and I guarantee this is probably true what if you put pronouns in your bio no and it just gives you woke ████ I think it would change what do it to ni do it to ni I'll do mine right now ni right now he him he him how do I do that they them what if you start saying stuff like I'm going to bomb the White House oh

9:16 Jesus my phone's listening you said it in the come on you're going ████ up my ████ he said what if he was talking about in Minecraft I got di of my ads now what should my pronouns be sheim no she can I just go with mine those are yours come on sh make a sh sh pronounce as Shen Shen do L boo l l and boo does it change refresh it it's going to take some time global warming ████ now prove it now you have to prove it all of it's like you want I got this lab I usually don't get nothing like this what's that it's a little scary girl in the ████ oh ████ what the ████ is that oh it's like a ghost yeah bro yeah but that has nothing

10:06 to do with the LGBT oh that is scary but look I never get this though that's crazy that's scary content I have a time limit on my ████ Sor I don't like scary content like that you really don't are you being serious I look at this look at that okay but that's okay that's some he ████ but that's new though I I I don't look at this kind of gives me goosebumps dude it's a ghost e no that's ████ up isn't that scary that's a little scary don't put pronouns in your ████ you're going to get ████ up get up got to take them [Music]

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