0:00 how come girls when they take steroids their clits get all huge that's a viralization effect it's the masculine features that occur so is it turning into a penis no it's not turning to a penis oh [Music] everybody welcome back to another spicy episode of the hot seat today featuring Mr Jared feathers everybody [Applause] could we get a fun double bicep God damn holy ████ it's like the widest person you've ever had on this ████ Channel yeah for sure this chair is gonna break it really feels like it's going to God damn what the ████ his goal is to be a robbing boner finally broke no it's not going to break the real swords this Vin right here yeah is like the size of my whole boner
0:52 that's way bigger than mine that's a big vein when did you start getting into fitness oh god oh I was well you're about to get into some real deep ████ right oh wait wait we gotta do Bart's Cold quest wait this is a hot seat that's just like a bio question that's a good start we just talked about the whole like let's make this segment different than a regular if I can get to know you I don't know if Joe is listening the whole time no but I think it's a good beginning if this is the first video that someone clicks yeah let's do it okay we introduce him as a bodybuilder this can get hot back to the tradition of the hot seat we're supposed to start with a cold yeah let's do it with Bart then we'll Circle back to all right unless that's the coldest one we're gonna happen all right Bart feel free okay oh boy if you had to recolor a bumblebee what other colors would you choose the
1:44 brightest ones possible so I'm not getting ████ stung like neon green yeah well that'll probably blending with the sky a little too much like red as ████ right like red and white because there's two colors red because it's black and yellows what doesn't go with red at all green like crisp perfect Christmas but green is like they're in nature there's green things in nature oh you don't want it to be halfway blending you want to be like red and maybe purple or something bright and pink oh yeah that blends too much red and pink as long as if I saw a giant ass red thing though you know what I'm saying yeah so you make a cotton candy all right when did you first start at bodybuilding I promise you it's gonna get hot sure all right what is it gonna Fitness First into fitness yeah so I kind of played Sports as a kid and then my first time in the gym I was 16 maybe 17 my junior year High School I basically went to the gym because my
2:36 mom had just had surgery on a tumor that was growing near her brain she has a false tympanic membrane yeah part of your ear um and I just didn't want to see her die basically so she was at home basically it looked like she was gonna die and we were all just kind of like wow so you're just trying to like escape the situation Oh I thought you were trying to Get Swole to save her pick her up you're not gonna die mom just to shake her hard I was gonna stay alive she's already having seizures [Laughter] yeah no so I just like we all thought she was gonna die for quite some time and I was like I don't want to be around so Jim was your escape space yeah which I would literally this is not a joke I would train for 11 hours a day what the dumbest ████ 11 hours so you would you bench press that whole time yeah yeah like everything like full body I would basically go to the gym in the morning before school for like an hour and a
3:26 half then during lunch I would go as well instead of eating um and then I would come back and eat all my friends like leftovers Foods because we didn't have food at home we were poorest this high school and then I would train in my weight class and then I somehow managed to become a TA for a wage class too which was back to back oh ████ and we had that block scheduling so like red and black days those are our school colors so they were what does that make the classes like two hours instead of the traditional 30 minutes or something so both those times I would train and then after football practice or if we weren't in football season I would just go to the gym for three more hours after school the school gym yeah oh holy and so that's when you got into like you just a dick just basically fell in love with it and I like fell out of love with sports like I got recruited to the schools for football and ████ and I I loved it but I fell out of love with like the sports and way more with like
4:16 oh training is fun and helping other people train is fun okay let's start up a little bit when was the first time you ever took steroids what made you do it and what's going through your mind I like that that's how we that's how we keep it hot skip 10 years before he jerked off into a tin can or was it uh yeah if there's a drug off into cancer I'm gonna ask that question later yeah yeah what was going through your mind at the time were you like scared absolutely yeah I passed out um I learned about anabolic steroids for two years prior to actually taking them um I actually learned from one of my colleagues who does the NDA stuff uh one hour consultation every single week for a year and a half so you did it like with a person that was very very knowledgeable oh okay actually like it
5:06 wasn't a guy in the gym like you want to get buffered bro he's like check this out uh so like yeah yeah if you guys are actually interested in this ████ like team evil GSP uh Broderick Chavez he's one of the smartest guys in the world about this stuff and then uh Joe Jeffrey also um physique Collective but I basically the guy I consulted with Broderick uh when it was finally time to like do it do it it was after my last natural bodybuilding competitive season I was like okay I'm gonna go in a natural Pro Show maybe I'll do the natural world championships and try to become the Natural World Champ I didn't get that far I was like ████ it it's time I had been 10 years natural so I was on a Skype call with him uh my mentor and my girlfriend at the time who was a nurse which thankfully she was a nurse um I was laying on the bed and we were Skyping those two and they were explaining like what we should do how to
5:57 go about the process and she she does it she's a nurse so it was fine she pushed it but I felt it and I passed out immediately I have the video and everything is it because it's the first time you ever got a needle in you or am I not in me but like the that ████ hurt it's oil-based oh yeah it flared up for like a week and it continued to oil base did you you get a shot in your ass that's where I did it first why the butt and not here well my ass is gigantic yeah it is yeah it is so wouldn't it take longer longer for what for it to hit because it's the because you got a big old butt I get your thinking but no it's intramuscular so it just it gets into the system when it gets into the system so look at any muscle so if you shoot at subcutaneous which is into the skin like that releases into your bloodstream slower but once you're in the muscle you're in the muscle in it yeah why don't you hit another muscle why does
6:47 that have to be the butt muscle yeah why don't you hit why don't you hit the vein like when we go to the you don't want to do that you don't put in the van it'll go straight to the lungs sure see I don't know no medicine yeah yeah good thing you do those consultations intravenous is for other stuff um but I did the glutes first because I was thinking okay big muscle like if there is some flaring up it'll be a little more distributed when you say flare it up is like inflamed or yeah like it's super red oh wow it's called pip post injection uh paint um I had a ████ load of it I still get it even now like is it just one butt cheek gets really inflated like you got a bee sting you can't it can't yeah if you especially if you do it properly like you see like drug addicts and ████ how they reuse the same needles and all that crap and you look at them on like like homeless people on the street and you're like God damn we're talking about person's neck it's like that's what's wrong with it they're using dirty ass needles so there's a whole process
7:37 behind all this ████ that's that's why like when we were like I just want to get off their eyes it's not like that it isn't like that at all you don't just get on them if you want to take like pop anavar like that ████ fighter did sure whatever you can pop some handlebar but getting on steroids is not just getting on steroids there are costs you have to take into consideration that you're not taking consideration as far as health goes as far as like hospital bills how much do you have to pay monthly for steroids that really just depends like they're honestly what's the range they're cheaper than supplements really oh damn damn more than ashwagandha is pretty expensive that stuff is expensive how long have you been on steroids uh this will be three three years four years let's ask the serious questions what did it do to your penis dick nothing balls like I said earlier it's like a Brazilian butt lift for your testicles which is good for a middle-aged white men why are you sack oh you guys sag that's your style yeah
8:27 that's your style and my ████ really shag so when I got that tuck the the nut tuck it was great what about your thing does it make your dick bigger uh it actually can increase blood flow to every area wow there's hope so I went from like a solid two and a half to like 2.75 wow take steroids their clits get all huge that's a viralization effect it's the masculine features that occur so is it turning into a penis no it's not turning to a penis oh sexual organs just get more blood flow to them and it can it can grow the clitoris I Wonder If They Come Harder oh they do oh wait so let me think about it if your dick was like extra stimulated come on when you say your ball sacks disappear does that mean the skin gets tighter or your balls actually get smaller is
9:19 smaller and they tuck up and that pulls the skin up and whenever skin is not like elastic for a long time then that also kind of shrinks the skin around so it's like a neutered dog I mean I wouldn't say exactly like that but it's close they're just gone yeah they're surgically cut off it's like they got a raisin on their right there what's the worst side effect you've ever had associated with steroids um last year I got an abscess and I had to pull out of my show I got an abscess during Peak Week what's abscess uh you can get them just from like ingrown hairs and ████ like a body pimple basically yeah they go you can't be going on the show with that thing well not only that but it causes like a systemic response where you're just like a watery ████ mess and you're trying to go on stage looking shredded and looking all big and lean and all that but uh yeah you I would not have gotten on stage with that like people that get on stage with lumps are
10:09 idiots I don't know why you would do that I've seen it so many times you get more you get points marked off oh ████ yeah somebody lost the Olympia because of that one time what about people that like uh I don't know which story they're taking but they get like either crazy night sweats uh nightmares maybe even the most insane panic attacks have you ever experienced any of that stuff night sweats sometimes uh that usually that's something like a 19 or like a trend that I was talking about um mental aspect of pharmacology I can feel it the best way I can describe when you're on a bunch of anabolics is there's like a a burden like you're constantly a little more anxious than you normally would be um but you're still like I said if you're level-headed and you've introspected enough and you like have done any form of meditation or you understand the way
10:59 the world ████ works you're not going to turn to this crazy ████ monster that's like out to get everybody and have panic attacks and ████ like that uh so I've I've hardly experienced that I don't have like high anxiety I don't have depression or anything like that but if you do things like 19 doors especially or something you might want to stay clear of um I I know people who have had really severe uh kind of like mood swings because of this stuff do more guys sit on you or girls that was my next question I'm gonna say this straight up the ████ old adage and joke about not getting ████ because your jacked is the stupidest ████ ever I've only gotten ████ because I'm Jack this is nothing yeah legit people would just slide into the DMS or something or like or in real life or how does it look yeah if you could like generalize the type of woman who hits on a bodybuilder
11:50 is it other bodybuilder women in that happens a lot yeah I don't know I think if you just like aren't an idiot know how to talk to people it's not that hard to the same women that would hit on anybody but any woman that says they don't like muscles is full of ████ and they all do I've had I've specifically tried to like pick up chicks who are like that's gross yeah it always works it's just like it's because they like the heart and you got a big one because of steroids 2.75 what's the worst side effect you've experienced with steroids then uh just the options is the abscess I think and smooth balls getting that cut out sucked oh was it massive it was huge her pictures cut out yeah or was it axis bad enough to where like they had to go in and like remove oil like that it was like draining yeah yeah they had to squeeze it out I've had a job yeah you
12:41 can get it from just like ████ ingrown hairs do they have to stick in the ████ little rubber drain thing too and then pull it out a week later how big was it terrible uh my entire right ass cheek was like two times the size of normal and my ass is already huge so that's oh my God it was crazy I can show you pictures okay if you had a kid and they wanted to jump on steroids later on would you uh recommend against it or would you support it man these are hard questions for me to answer because I'm a ████ nerd yeah I'm like really big into this technological singularity what the hell does that mean exactly like the moment of Singularity just like the eyes you're a part of the cyborg crew like you believe in like enhancing as hard as you can yeah dude yeah but uh no I think Western medicine is going to take care of a lot of these problems there's already drugs in um drugs and clinical trials that are like
13:32 shown to increase muscle mass decreased fat mass that aren't anabolic steroids that are like coming right now like ozympic is a fat loss agent can I buy these things yeah yes yeah how about Hydroxycut remember that absolutely that works yeah that was the first such ████ caffeine I would clearly tell them no because I know there's better ████ coming that won't affect your health so much oh wow yeah we might have like a super organ in the future that just talks to all your other organs it's like hey you're sick here even if you don't know you know like we'll just grow a new organ yeah there's all kinds of crazy ████ that's coming man like nanotech but yeah those types of questions are hard for me to answer and so I'm just a ████ nerd earlier you mentioned uh the you don't want kids or yeah so like uh my entire family is like white trash genetics like I have 15 siblings oh it's a genetic thing 15 siblings yeah and actually I have morphs
14:23 when I count like adopted and stuff but um they want to adopt as well my mom currently does damn she's a kid collect adoption like this like my sister's on meth my she has six kids let's say and then she goes to prison right and then now my mom is like well I don't want to go to this okay that's the best thing for them like don't make me know what to say my cousin had like uh her dad on a meth lab she was on meth and then she went to prison she adopted her two kids one of them's autistic because she did drugs while she was pregnant with him like a ████ idiot that's my family heritage so I'm just like being that I'm So Into biology and stuff like that I know these things so I'll give it 10 more years and I'll just have a ████ petri dish kit if I want to have a kid you know like make that thing in the ████ lab and let's cut out the bad stuff so you're like predisposed to addiction and math let's cut that out yeah like I'm not trying to put that
15:13 burden on like whoever I decide to share my life with but you don't think so because you're so smart that you're you're the one breaking the cycle genetically it wouldn't matter like they're they're still predisposed to addiction yeah they're so predisposed to White Trash meth bingo is it I'm loving Walmart and smoking so much ████ like alcoholics and yeah poor decision making and low like just all kinds of stuff in my family that I'm just like let's just not put that on anybody else being being such a science dude um what do you think about epigenetics pretty ████ dope okay because then going back to if everything is predisposed but if epigenetics can you can change it by environmental and behavioral things is that even possible it's like 80 20. okay yeah which is very well studied it's like
16:03 most of the so that's why twin studies are ████ sweet I don't know if this is true but I did hear that Bruce Buffer and then uh Michael Buffer Michael Buffer the brothers right and they didn't know they didn't know and they got into announcing they were hard workers oh they didn't know each other no they were broken they both does the yeah right that's like those these things are so crazy it was it's been in their system wow they both were like ladies and gentlemen it's not crazy this is crazy let's get ready to rumble like was that them both do you think they did it independently independently let's get ready to rumble they have different catchphrases but their occupations one says Let's Get Right Rumble one says um what's the other one say it's time it's time yeah they say different things but they it's so this is how strong genetics are they didn't know their brothers and they independently arrived
16:54 pretty much at the same place wow 17 minute uh seven second portion of the video when we start to turn up the heat and stuff what is your real thing yeah absolutely what is your porn preference porn preference um legitimately I am only into Latinas and Asians wow yeah I do not tell you why it was a mariachi Samurai Mike tells Jerry's Jerry's what's a Jerry wait wait just say you only dated black girls in high school in high school but I was from a white trash town we didn't have ████ Latinas lived my first Latino was in college and I was like what the ████ is that how do I talk to that because uh so and then she was my girlfriend so Mike and him they work in the same company and then I was shooting a video with Mike
17:44 silent Mike no Mike is myself oh he's our head Sports scientist at RP yeah he does what I do except better and he was his former student in college so he has a PHD uh we're shooting a video at barbell and uh Mike was like oh man there's just so many Jerry's in here and I was like Jerry is that a derogatory term he goes no he's like it's Southeast Asians and Jared would love them ████ okay that should be more specific they got to be around like when I go to places and like Asians are trying to like wipe their skin and stuff I'm like where are your field workers [Laughter] Jerry's [Music] why is the term Jerry uh because they call me Jerry instead of Jared because
18:35 because if you're a Latina and you say Jared it's Kitty Oh Daddy [Laughter] yeah because they kept saying Jerry's the whole time I was like what is this Jerry thing I can introduce you to a lot of Jerry's yo ████ tell him I said what's up tell myself I know the demographic of these that's why this wasn't for you this was for me dog hey Jerry we do have a lot of Latinas and Asian girls watch I know oh man what's the uh percentage of the people that DM you the Jerry's that DM you for us and then you're like I'm gonna respond the follow through yeah it all it all goes that way right but it's not part of the market so you got a 100 chance to me this man dude is that crutches bro you kidding me if you
19:26 got a fantasy of being with somebody that's got muscles bigger than Bart he'll fly you out dude he'll fly you out to me it's like oh here's my technique and my squat like what can I do better I'm like she's trying to hit it clearly because then she sends you a video of her squatting and it's nothing but ass clearly said Jared your Technique videos that's interesting I didn't know that that was like a way in that's cool it's a way in wow can you give me some hell there's an algorithmic method to all this too like if I'm at the gym and I see like a chick who's checking me out I will tag myself in the gym I'll tag myself so then she could hit you up later it happens all the time yeah because you know she's searching new age dating I don't know these techniques tag yourself in the gym that's crazy wow that's a cool thing
20:16 makes a lot of sense He makes himself available you gotta start working out more you guys we gotta hop on this art wheel on the RP program I'm gonna tag myself in every Planet Fitness today you're just gonna get nothing but truck drivers in your DM foreign
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