0:00 you could go there for the four elements you got the B boy sh you got the graffiti ████ you got the DJ ████ and then you got the MC Four Horsemen of Hip Hop those places are all gone now man you know there's officially five elements of hip-hop really what's the fifth one knowledge knowledge really I knew it was going to be a gay [Music] answer welcome to another episode of careful boys today we are going to figure out which one of us do you guys think is going to be the next person to be arrested for something oh ████ arrest it for something something and and for heavy right oh my God I think it's going to be Joe why do you think going be Joe just because dude he's going out there
0:50 in Hawaii he's doing all sorts of weird selling food to people doing weird stuff man I just think he's what you think he's going to be arrested for violating health code or something something's going to happen for sure when do we get a bro malibou Le dude that's malibou Le you got to participate give it to Walter he's got to parti I've never even smell like don't bring it too close to your nose no bring it close to your nose it'll wake you up dude you're Bart's going to get arrested for selling these take a good whiff bud you know what it smells like is like a bathroom was just clean yeah yeah ammonia like Windex yeah yeah yeah yeah tons of it a ton of you guys use this before that was not dramatic enough of a reaction and I didn't like that take can you cut that out well no I I I got like
1:40 a little like he did it safe yeah I I dip my toe in no you need to freaking and go I don't know what that looks like can you someone show me I already did it before I'm already awake I don't need it no no one wants to show I'll overdose at this point oh yeah so what do you guys think I think I'll second Joe I'll second Joe what do you think going to happen with I think I think it's something that Joe didn't know was illegal and he's just being Joe and just kind of doing his thing out in the wild and then you know I didn't know it was wrong that is true because you do spend more time in a place where maybe you know the laws like not as well could be he might be illegally fishing somewhere on accident illegally fishing sounds good you might be somewhere just being a wild boy or uh you know off hike at off the or you might your wires might cross
2:31 and you might think you're in Hawaii and you're really here and you like walk into like a nice restaurant with no shoes or something get that homeless man out of here you let people ride in your pickup truck on the back while going the highway wear your helmet that's legal in Hawaii though right yeah it's not legal here though somebody looks at Hannah weird and you just off them oh would you you have a samurai sword and people fist fight in Hawaii and they don't get in trouble do they still say you want body in Hawaii body like that yeah something like that well you try body have you heard of uh mutual combat yeah mutual hand but we can't do that here you can do it in Texas yeah it's like a thing where you Mo it's like a gentleman's agreement yeah if if a cop shows up and he's like oh we're going we agree to mutual combat then the cops will go okay you guys handle it but then they go against you they beat up the cop I be in
3:23 the back going I did I didn't yeah if I lose I didn't agree I I feel like Bart will be arrested for like indecent exposure for being by a school but like but it's like a caper it's like you're not you're not being malicious it's like a thing where you you know when's the last time you guys were stopped by the police or had an interaction with the police that wasn't a traffic um incident what a setup for this story you're about to tell us no no cuz I'm cuz that's what I'm trying to think I'm like okay who has the most run-ins with police in general I I jaywalked in front of three cops and then they're like hey hey hey hey hey you don't see the sign and I was like oh sorry I thought today was a special day but that's traffic still a special day TR like did anyone have like a like
4:14 a pet raccoon or some ████ or like wait what's what do you mean special day like okay short special it was an event so they blocked off the road and they were directing traffic and then there was so many ████ cars that no one was moving so I just started pulling my cart and weaving through the cars and then all three of them were like hey hey hey hey you don't see the sign and I'm all like oh sorry I thought it was a special day I won't do it again but I'm already like halfway meanwhile he's got a shirt that says I'm special yeah but they're cool though it's just I thought it was a special event you know like it's just different I can't remember them I think the last time that happened to me I was probably still in high school almost yeah the last time not tra like so you don't get pulled over but you're just interacting with the cop cuz he's like
5:04 correcting you yeah it's not a traffic violation mine was mine was actually in in on Valley Boulevard when I was in when it was like a senior in high school and then we were uh a bunch of people from high school were hanging out in the parking lot of like one of the ████ alhamra plazas and then I at the time would keep I had a a police baton that I bought from a martial arts store like the on like a real like issue like a real cop baton like the one that looks like a Tona yeah and then uh my friend was like waving it around like playing around and then a cop drove by and saw it and then he pulled in and then uh he made us sit and like put us in cuffs and he was asking like where we got it and I told him exactly where and then uh and then he searched my car the miracle is that he didn't find the two other like big ass knives that I had in there oh ████ and then uh he let me go because he
5:54 said word for word he was like you're lucky that it's uh cuz I think it was like um late in the afternoon yeah he's all he goes you're lucky that I'm about to get off work and I just don't want to do all this paperwork or something yeah I didn't know that's a common thing so he let he like lets us go and he's he just takes the ████ baton or whatever he you're lucky I'm a lazy man yeah yeah you're look I needed one of these and then I got a call I got a call like a some like maybe like a month later I got a call and thank God I picked the phone up cuz I was still living at my parents house and then it was the da and he was like I'm looking at this file and I don't I can't make sense of it why this cop let you go and I was like oh ████ I don't know man maybe he was just a nice guy and then the da was like well I'm going to look into it because I don't
6:44 think that should have happened and then uh for the rest of that year every time the phone rang I was like hello I was so ████ fast cuz I felt like he was going to call back but he never did nothing never happened he got he just made me wanted to scare you yeah I he did yeah m let's see if he's a good boy still yeah yeah yeah psychological warfare that's legit yeah it is psychological warfare man because after that I was like so freaking scared P again dude yeah as a kid you don't know that he didn't report it no yeah you don't know as an adult you know you're like oh that guy didn't report it all of my interactions have been so positive as an adult so different yeah yeah me too yeah I met the chief of police in Honolulu oh really yeah cuz his like driver like another up there cop he was a JK fan oh oh then that would be cool if he arrested you yeah that would have been really cool then you you got to say
7:34 word for word what that white lady da said talk to Daryl you know like I feel like you would get in trouble for like excessive training where you'd hurt somebody exessive training yeah I think I think Nick would get into an accidental fight yeah maybe that's definitely not out the realm of possibility maybe somebody would complain and be like he injured me because I'm just a white belt said shut the ████ up dude and I pull him the side no I would never do that bro I'm a nice guy and then they would judge you the way they judge Nicholas Cage and Conair where it's like you're you're literally your body is a Lethal Weapon you know I mean I don't think you would do it but I I could see that there's an you're playing at an odds where like the wrong person could just come into the gym I'm I'm kind of worried now or if I'm sure your odds are low or if have Boba times ████ with you yeah yeah well one you're
8:25 walking your dogs I'm kind of a ████ though I'm a big ████ so that it'll I'm a big fat ████ so it'll stop me from uh it'll stop me from getting into altercations what do you think needs to happen for you to get into altercation on the streets do you guys probably somebody has to do something to like a family member or something like I think that'll probably be it or what if someone yeah someone's trying to steal your dogs someone trying to steal my dog I'll stab somebody like I'll stab you and I guess I'll go to jail for stabbing somebody cuz that guy probably won't go to jail for stealing my dog they'll probably get away with it only if they're white or black they won't nothing willon happen yeah they have to be the perfect combination of yeah two white two white guys three black guys I do feel mischievous I do feel like I have the urge sometimes to like like I'm going just steal that but I won't but I have like intrusive thoughts to steal things you've never stolen anything though oh you've never stolen I used to when I was a kid just steal stuff but
9:15 like it wasn't like a big thing like negligible stuff yeah it was like just just to see if I could ████ do it you know or you see like batteries like $12 for batteries I saw a $15 floss I was like I might as well just steal this where a one target Target Target why was it 15 bucks that's what I'm saying didn't you steal something from Target yeah I I used to steal a couple things from Target used to it like a year ago that's David so's ████ famous story any time he comes on a podcast he's like Nick to steal a Target cuz Tiff opened her mouth and was like you know Nick used to steal a Target like out of nowhere that's why you don't want Tiff to come on your own no she will set me on fire dude she doesn't want to come out here I tell her to come on all the time but she doesn't wants to cuz she has a professional career she can't oh yeah sense what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what
10:06 we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details feel like Walter would get arrested for uh saying a a joke that's too offensive at a comedy club you'll get cancelled yeah that's you taken off stage that's could you know what and the worst part is I wouldn't even know like I wouldn't even know that what I said was offensive maybe another country or something cuz that's probably that's when it get scary that's when it get scary CU also you did comedy for so long
10:57 I feel like every decade like what was accepted in that decade probably doesn't work now too right it is different you got to keep changing yeah like the words that we use like you know we we can't say like I I don't mean to say this but just as an example you can't say yeah but it's so fitting for a lot of people say it all the time though coming back a little bit but on like on stage it's like you can you can it's just a little it's just a little you got to set it up first yeah you got to set it up you know what it's coming back in in the private sector I'll say that I it hasn't hit mainstream yet but in private sector I think people are using it with a better context now probably yeah like it's like sniper yeah like we're not calling you would never do that that's bad taste but like you talking about another country so in Malaysia I remember one time I was I was I was performing and they just having to say oh the morality police is here and I was
11:48 like I'm sorry what that's a joke right yeah I honestly thought they mesing yeah but it's a real it's a Muslim thing it's a real thing and then I was like huh and then they go um oh don't worry though like they're just is here to enjoy the show I'm like how do you know that what did they tell you that but I thought that they only regulate for Muslims yeah like they don't care about what your Chinese ass does yeah I don't I don't know yeah but when when you're there you don't we were at the club and then um the morality police came to make sure that there were no no one drinking during Ramadan and all that stuff or whatever and then my friends were like but don't worry we're Chinese They Don't Care About Us that's cool so they're only regulating malaise they don't care about the rest of yeah so I but when you're there like and you just hear the morality police here in my mind I'm thinking like the worst possible scenarios it sounds bad it sounds bad
12:39 yeah it sounds bad like I'm going to be in some like you know like one room Prison Room with like like actual like crazy criminals and they're like you know what are you here for I stabbed someone what are you here for I don't said a joke you know like and then I just didn't feel like I'd be safe when we were in Malaysia we were in a radio station there and then they're like so uh tell us what you think about college and then we're like I don't think everybody needs it and then they go oh actually um can you not say that and like can you say like cuz we have a lot of like parents listening and they all they all this is Malaysia you just got to say that everyone wants to go to college and I'm like then don't ████ ask me a question I'm American like I'm going to ████ answer it earnestly like I'm not going to say ████ you know like it was funny though it's such a different world right you know what I think you're going to get arrested for something else ooh pick it I think I
13:29 think all this all this jokes about you being a tagger is going to get to you and then you're going to be like I need to show these guys what I'm made of and I think you're going to go out there and do a piece or a painting yeah we'll we'll see about that Empire State Building I'm going to take I'm going to do the biggest hit ever known to La did you know that he's a tager graffiti artist dude what's your graffiti artist name tager tagger yeah it's Kami man Kami is is it is it E Joe no it's Kam short for kamazi oh Kam he say what are you going to say it's so faded I thought you were saying it's coming it's coming and I was like got a big reveal party yeah that's I was like is it E Joe dude I was a notorious player on the 91 freeway you guys don't even know the game like you guys don't even know maybe that's the thing too
14:19 maybe we talk about it too much on here that the detective that's been looking for you all these years they finally Crack the Case aha I found this ████ yeah then notorious he comes out of retirement and ████ he's like that one that was trying to like solve the murder case he's like on the ████ graffiti league and he's like finally that could happen do you buy spray paint here and then take it back with you a real graffiti artist steals they never buy spray things you're literally giving that detective so much ammo on you wait that's a rule for for tagers no artist cuz my my friend steal the paint steal you never buy paint Ste you know how expensive that is what's a good spot to steal from Home Depot and you Pi but now they cage it up yeah cuz it's all locked up it's hard to get because all the taggers do you what kind of spray
15:09 paint do you use do you use like a good metallic H my brand was kryon that was my favorite but also Rustoleum are good where do you get your tips you got to go to the hip-hop store what's the hip-hop store and then do you pay for those do you pay for those or do you steal those you pay for those cuz you support the culture yeah do you remember like at the flea market there would be like certain hip like you that's where you get your jenos you get your fat tips you get like they sometimes had like roll up lenium for the B boy they had scribes too remember scribes and then there was like you could go there for the four elements you got the B boy ████ you got the graffiti ████ you got the ████ DJ ████ and then you got the ████ MC rap microphone ████ mhm
16:00 Four Horsemen of Hip Hop you could go buy Kango hats yeah you could buy like you yeah you could buy like graffiti paraphernalia those places are all gone now man you know there's officially five elements of hip-hop really what's the fifth one knowledge really I knew it was going to be a gay answer you know it's the truth you know it's the truth I don't know because I don't have the Fifth Element do you think people still practice the four elements yeah they do do you think they're still like what was that one b boy Summit that was a that was a big hip hop still going really yeah yeah okay hey so Joe when you a graffiti artist do you do you use the trigger or do you push down on the so your finger gets tired so then after this one you go to the middle one and you go like that and then you got to do the thumb and then
16:50 the real artist know what I'm talking about so it's a solid know the trigger you don't ually the trigger cuz trigger is great Oh you mean that way when you go like this yeah you you attach it attach seems like more efficient you should probably switch over dude no but you can't you can't flick your wrist when you do that oh you you just got to and then do you wear gloves hell no real people get paint real artists get paint you see paint so they know exactly who did it okay I think I think you're going to be arrested eventually for somebody mistakenly believing that you really are unpatriotic in some way so it's you guys's fault yeah I know it's this place's fault I think I'm going to my entire life like all of my liability comes from this place are you sure about that so while anon's dancing at a new car shops grand opening the FBI is going
17:40 to come in and grab them maybe they already did and he's the he's the informant he's the inform I'm not a rat okay no wires all right wow now now they have it under the balls they got it under the balls now yeah they do it under the balls ████ show you ████ nuts hey whoa dude end this video already what about Ryan what about Ryan what do you think Ryan could go to jail there's so many things I could Ryan would genuinely go to jail because he like killed dark web stuff dark web like actual murder like Ryan like actually probably has killed 17 like white women or something like that deserved it though that deserved it cuz they were bad I don't think I can do that they wearing he's got acid barrels he's got like the whole oh I wouldn't do acid no no acid Barrel how would you do it you really want to know yeah well I told you before say it one more time say
18:32 it one more time for the for the record for the record yeah yeah say it into my then I'm going to give it away Ryan's literally getting hired by Boeing right now change a couple key Concepts just for fun I really think of like ways that would make it easy to get away with things how do you how hiding in plain sight do you guys not see this what would you do what would you do to get but then one of the I don't I can't say my whole thing cuz it's too long you have to leave some stuff out but then one one thing that I was saying before that would be was an interesting element was to try to uh leverage committing a crime if you had to do it try to locate or try to transport the location of that crime to whatever area of California that has the least success rate for prosecution where that you have the laziest police department and detectives so that they
19:23 they they're they're able to let the case go cold yeah but what if they call them the feds cuz that's what happens in these small towns they can't they don't have the re resources and they're like we got to call the feds I think I think you have a higher likelihood of just getting a documentary happening than them calling the feds for like for those of you there's a lot of cold cases in some of these counties man for for those of you that are thinking about like being a serial killer one of the best thing is is don't have an Mo so be random yeah be completely random how you kill and like yeah don't leave a quarter on the eye every single time cuz that's what got Ted Bundy in the end right cuz he was so Random he killed like probably hundreds but then the last couple ones he was biting them like a little weirdo that's why nobody looks up cold cases nobody looks up the amount of cold cases some departments have there's a s███████ of people that have never been caught for let's look some up right now as a fun game yeah it is a fun game I like that I like doing that too I
20:14 call it brainstorming yeah and then you don't want to say the Sixth Element of hip-hop blasphemy that's probably true though if you're a really hip-hop guy you know how to get rid of you know some bodies I I think I think it's like I would nominate myself for being likely to be arrested for being like hip hoppy yeah for being you know yeah to no just like pay a guy to kill another guy to for being a suspect I would think that people would think I did something but I don't think I would ever cuz you're dark skinned yeah yeah you you fit two demographics hey dude that sucks like you're guilty by your D yeah escape and evade I feel like I'm that's my specialty not being there in the first place is mine
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