0:00 thank you [Music] all right there's a Belgian man love it already who faked his own death you've probably seen this somewhere but this guy faked his own death right ends up they they those whole funeral for the guy family friends they all go they got this funeral going they believe this man is dead even his like kids half believe it I think or something like that in the middle of the ceremony of the funeral procession a helicopter comes flying in and the dude comes out of the helicopter and is like I'm not dead and everyone comes and hugs him he did it to teach a lesson to his family about what he felt like they didn't pay enough attention to it dude this guy's the ████ wow right I love it he what is
0:51 he a 12 year old girl he complains that they were being ████ under appreciative of him and that he wanted to teach them a lesson that like oh like if someone leaves and then you start feeling sad like it's gonna be too late so is it like a father that has ungrateful children no no it was like I think the family was in a direct like her like the daughter actually posted on social media that stuff to play into them he says that he half told the kids but people also don't believe that it's true he must that's so crazy that he came in at a helicopter I know yeah all right all right I'm gonna defend him real quick if he is Rich this is probably he's he's looked upon as a bank account so his whole family just uses him for money and he doesn't really say no and all this stuff and then after a while
1:41 he's like you know what these ████ take me for granted imagine if your bank account just disappeared which is me I'm your bank account yeah but then they're they're leaving it there's a way they're like cousins and extended relatives they're not gonna get the will like they're like his own children so then like but they get the alive money when he's alive yeah so what if he feels like he's just being taken advantage of they don't really care about him they only come around when they need money so he says I'll show you ████ what's really important it's a good strategy yeah there should be a service that actually does this for other people you want you want to know the ironic thing so like his whole thing is that he feels like they're nobody's uh they're not inviting into things he's trying to talk to them they don't talk to him man I try to help man
2:32 the funny thing is is that only half the people that were invited even showed up to the funeral wow even as he died nobody can I hope you guys learned their lesson dude as he's repelling no one's here a guy that does something like that sounds obnoxious though yeah he had a film he hired a film crew to like do it dude dude as he's repelling down he sees half the seats are empty he's like what the ████ it's like did I come in an hour early I know who my date was ████ you guys that's like total narcissism to the highest degree right that's big budget narcissist because I feel like if you affected a lot of lives in a positive way and they love you they're gonna show up
3:22 yeah people go out of their way to ████ show up look at Michael Jackson's funeral you saw the whole world came and he did a lot of bad stuff no he didn't he did allegedly yeah I love that yeah you're a lot of ████ haters but did you see it on opposite sides of that argument but the whole world the whole world allegedly I'm sorry oh you mean bad isn't cool yeah yeah that isn't good yeah like because 1990s that's nice do you don't you feel like if somebody did that to you let's say you had a relative that pulled this stunt wouldn't you not like him more often yeah yeah I ████ hate their guts yeah but it depends how cool he repelled down and then he died
4:16 but like don't you realize that he can never truly be dead after this because no one will believe it now yeah you'd have to see yeah everyone would show up to the morgue and no one would go to the funeral or they get the guy from like like any martial arts movie that's a tournament and he checks his pulse and he's like he's like like holy ████ this is official dude and then everyone turns their backs it's a disgrace you have any gold teeth yeah at least fake your death using the Bloodsport plot but yeah it doesn't seem like maybe indulging things work differently and people actually regret under appreciating this man I have no idea he just sounds like a ████
5:07 narcissist yeah yeah you don't invite me to your party yeah you're gonna be sorry like if you didn't get invited people just don't like you he's like a runaway crying kind of vibe you know like when people you're not chasing me right you're not chasing me I'm here guys I'm it I was like no it's okay I'm doing some ████ like this you think your mom would do that my mom has weird antics like my mom uh when when I got kicked out of uh High School for the first time I was living with my dad my mom let me uh borrow her car and then one day I came out it was a Honda CRV I came out what the ████ where's the car and then I called my mom oh no my my car got stolen and she goes I stole it
5:59 what happened and so I found out she's been going to the house like on Sundays in the morning to look at the mileage and he said why are you driving a thousand miles a week huh and then so she just came like so she always is up to crazy Antics all the time so I could picture her doing like oh my son doesn't think he left me well I'm gonna die in front of him you know what's funny though to be fair to be fair your mom's Antics are counter Antics to your antics oh yeah that's true probably wouldn't need to do any of those yeah it's not driven by narcissism it's just defense dude he cracked the case and also does she really sound like that that's her actual voice [Laughter]
6:57 holy ████ do you think she would ever come on JK oh I wanted to so bad that's one of the most requested guests we gotta get around I'll bring her on she's gonna uh move back to Monterey Park and when she does when she does I'll bring her on ████ yeah and then we gotta have a dance segment a dance segment yeah she loves dancing like and you guys have a battle she smokes you guys if that's what it takes to bring her in that's what we're doing man but just starts having music and then she just starts going yeah she's got moves dude my mom is one of the craziest ladies I know though interesting she sounds like it she's really fun does she think you're pretty crazy I think she thinks I'm crazy and I think she's crazy balance each other out I feel like your
7:49 mom looks down upon the world like they just don't know yeah the stuff that she knows I feel like when you tell us stories like how you're at the massage place and you set fire that's my favorite story of course she thinks you're crazy you set fire to a massage table she can't predict though oh you know what though now I can't since you brought that up it was experimentation for sure but I can't wait for you to tell your story and then hear her rebuttal like herself if she remembers yeah oh yeah that's true because she doesn't remember a lot of ████ so we just had um uh we just had uh dinner at IHOP the other day and then we were talking about like birthdays and stuff and then um she was like she was bringing I was like oh man I can't believe like my son's almost 40 or whatever and then I started bringing up
8:39 like past memories and then I was like Hey Mama you remember um for all of my birthdays you wanted me to get on my knees and bow to you every morning and thank you for birthing me and my mom almost spit her ████ coffee out she's like what that's that's crazy I'm like no you did that you forgot an annual thing my birthday it was about how I can serve her but she forgot right and then I was like okay hold up forget these crazy things are you crazy ass ████ I'm gonna ████ remind you of this ████ did she do this all of them no and then I was like are you ████ crazy ████ you don't remember ████ I was like do you remember I got receipts I was like do you remember on my birthday you put your name on the birthday cake and she goes what that's ████ crazy and then you found a picture and then I was like okay
9:29 okay I'm so glad we're here right now the race three seats and I showed her this happy birthday and it says Langley and Barton on there and she's like I never saw her eyes open so big like she's like I know this Bakery yeah she was like what who made that cake I was like you got that cake because my birthday is about serving her so it would be cool don't even remember this philosophy no no can you just forget a philosophy that you've had for the last 10 ████ 15 years yeah so it would be cool to hear her perspective on the burning of the chiropractor place and she even remembers that's a great story I heard a chiropractor Place for
10:20 no reason I was like fine what kind of experience oh
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