0:00 there's no cord on USB there is I mean you could do a USB drive which doesn't have a cord or you could do USB actual good pretty little pieces we don't know ████ about us B what is it for uh Universal Service Bureau [Music] welcome to a very special episode of the careful boys um we have a new face here oh [Applause] here we go yeah what's your last name Cummings David Cummings and uh we're not even gonna talk about you right now because unfortunately our friend got a carjacked today so it's kind of the most interesting thing in my room but we'll be we'll be back with you listen I did that because I knew you were coming and we really didn't want to focus on you no I I knew that
0:50 yeah we're all in on it should have steal the show again I didn't want to shake your hand when you clean so I said I know you already loading because you know we're talking about some insurance fraud here too oh what potentially potentially what do you mean she hasn't decided if she wants to commit it or not oh got it okay yeah it's probably gonna be uploaded in a couple of months months yeah or next month I just mean a Hot Topic if you want what's the deal dude what happened so what happened to your car all right so I go to my garage at 8 20 in the morning to come drive here wow yeah pretty early it is it is three in the afternoon right now that always shows up first well I'm also kind of further than most but um so I go to my spot and my car's not
1:40 there and so I'm clicking like my car alarm button thinking that it would just appear or maybe I parked in the wrong spot which I never do that um and so I'm like cool well there's two options either somebody towed my car and it's a mistake the wrong Philly toe wrongfully toad or my car got stolen oh you can't be that yeah no ████ way ████ way not me what's up there not not me is your area secure with Gates so it it is gated um and it's also on the lower level garage and is there security there is one security person oh they were sleeping on a job I stole your car dude their security
2:30 cameras at you know in 2023 now aren't in 4k so this is so so lovely um should have got a Google oh my God not good enough what kind of car it was good for sports oh we're gonna get there geez and you could give us the footage so we could show them this is the song It's a Bugatti it's it's not it's a Kia guys it's a Kia it's a good dance you know what though that's been a thing you know the Keo boys yeah yep yep they say all you need is a thumb drive it's a USB USB that's what I mean wait for real yep yeah just steal it the whole car but is a great company thanks to social media and Tick Tock everybody knows this now as of three months ago um cord yeah like the actual USB got you yeah there's no cord on USB there is I mean you could do a USB drive
3:20 which doesn't have a corridor you could do USB actual you get a ████ moded little piece of ████ we don't know ████ about usb what does USB stand for uh Universal Service Bureau Dunked On Me you ████ idiot so I go to my uh my manager she's in her office and um I tell her hey my car is missing pretty sure it got stolen and she was like why no way it never happens here yeah apparently it does happen here yeah um so we go to the security cameras and we're just scrubbing through from 2PM yesterday to 8 30 in the morning today
4:10 we find at 2 30 a.m um two guys I believe it's two guys in a silver or gray Toyota Camry so this is a 4k camera uh this is a like 320p camera security camera well you can still enhance it what time was that so they they came in at 2 30 in the morning witching hour yeah nothing good happens you should be asleep that's what my grandmother said yeah you should be asleep or committing sins so they get into the the P1 garage uh with their car and they searched the P1 garage for various things they go down and then they come right back up with my car in
5:01 first place there's in second and they just Escape right out so between 2 30 to 2 37 in the morning um damn man that sucks dude I'm sorry I wonder how they knew like your car or did they just decide to go in this thing that says key on it probably maybe that yeah but they'd have to go in there to know that there's a Kia in there let's say this is targeted towards you do you have any kind of enemies no not at all wow really do you have maybe what do you mean wow really I feel like everyone's got an enemy wow someone's that well giraffe doesn't have it editing what the ████ you have many enemies I should have showed up like super grungy this is like a rarity for me you are dressed I mean like you have enemies you do look really nice someone who's got her car stolen I don't I mean apparently but it doesn't
5:52 make sense for her to dress like this because you would need to take the Titanic if your car got stolen I love you trying to make a report and the cops like you don't look like your car got stolen you don't look stressed out you don't look like you drive a Kia right now that's what I was thinking in my head I was like you know what ████ it like like this is the situation damn dude so did you go into the police station looking like this yeah okay look at this because you were already ready to come to JK looking like this you think she was gonna come in like should I be wearing it like situation [Applause] looking like that so there's no footage of what the dudes actually look like or anything there's like minimal of him getting out of the
6:42 car but like his face is is there I mean did I zoom what was he wearing maybe it's a quick description maybe of that was joggers it was the same guy from the Jessie Smollett did I zoom at 323 video hats it looked like a jumpsuit or something yeah I couldn't even tell what race like it just it was shadowy in the Josie small hair video no I'll tell you what race goes to God spoiler alert spoiler alert you could tell the rice ████ there's a little party you feel like man like my car is pretty cool people want to steal it that is kind of kind of sick it's like they chose mine Nick it's a ████ Kia what's wrong with your well Nick drives a Hyundai Elantra that's like a biggest piece of ████ dude I drive a Mazda it's a Kia and apparently a video came out about how to
7:32 do this with the USB cable which everybody has on tick tock your car is really nice I love that like it's an SUV it's nice yeah well I'm pretty ████ right now so oh man they make cool Vans they make SUVs they make cool sedans I love Kia yeah dude I ████ hate Kia oh no yeah hey you know go my one bad example spoil your experience of Kia maybe you should switch to Toyota this guy is the face of Toyota he is what do you mean oh really because I'm an ambassador they were in a Toyota Camry where are they are you a house helping Honda helper an accomplice so they were in a Toyota because the Toyota you you did the crime in the Toyota and you escaped in the Toyota reliable exchange Toyota how
8:24 would you turn this into a happy holidays a happy holidays like a good story you look like I know like a happy holidays like your commercials oh I mean Toyota doesn't just get you to A to B it'll get you from A to B with something else and get you to see it it's the perfect assist car but that does suck though yeah that's terrible I'm sorry Colleen wanakia use a Toyota so then all that can the only good thing that can happen now is if they find it right that's it there's no other yeah that's that the only solution is that yeah they find it and like Parts aren't taken out are you pressing charges on the thieves are you kidding I'm gonna beat their ass myself one ringside and then get charged with like manslaughter because you know situations are just that much better yeah in
9:14 Minecraft though in mine yeah you know or I'm just gonna get a horse because at least it can fight back it's better than a Kia they'll bite yeah dude forces bite I think you can hack horses with USBS though yeah yeah but they might be easy to steal USB ports a good saddle yeah maybe a carrot kind of horse do you got don't stand behind them sorry Colleen that sucks ass man oh USB stands for you suck boobs you were close damn yeah that's that's pretty old brand so now that your name is officially Carlos um what do we do in are you are you saying that to him or me allegedly he's not he's saying it to the room car loss you just pronounced incorrect role play for a second a couple of
10:05 things that Colleen could do okay number one she says hey you know Mark she goes and gets full coverage and then next week she's like yeah my car got stolen okay but here's here's the problem okay the kicker is thanks for this this little pre-frame Steve you're so good at your job um the kicker is I filed a police a police report this morning which means that it's time stamped so the insurance company is gonna cross cross reference that and know that oh well your car was actually stolen here but that's not Carlos that's not Carl whatever's Lionheart Carlos Lionheart yeah that's the new idea I thought I came here first I'm like yeah really change your identity we got you no we got you Carlos Linhart yep Jiu Jitsu oh wait what about the tracker thing okay so
10:55 um I called Kia and they searched my VIN number and apparently the security system that I have is like inoperable and the low Jack doesn't work no it's always something like that though you think that's just a scam because they ████ they go would you like to upgrade a security we're like yeah they're like okay all of our cars have security and then when it comes time oh it's not working yeah oh you didn't pay the extra 8K it's because the F10 guards did it yeah it's like a police body cam dude what if they were employed by Ikea to steal your car okay that's obviously not the case but cool we can run with it I feel like that's not good for Kia you know what I think I feel like that's a really bad idea for kids I think the only thing you can do Colleen is go on Tick Tock watch the video of how to steal a Kia and just steal the kids just rotate that
11:47 ownership because honestly what you're telling me or I might as well just like do insurance fraud at this point yeah because it sounds like there's no way out of this besides being sick yeah it's a better content you got to be a little sketchy does Colleen Lionheart get out of insurance you're on you could start a limited seriously you can start a limited series on YouTube about insurance for us see how many episodes you can upload about it I'd help you but we're on camera yeah yeah I probably know the guys no so my building I guess two nights ago uh we think it's the same people uh cars are broken into guns were stolen out of somebody's cars um yeah she didn't leave your guns in the
12:38 car you really shouldn't just leave it on your body yeah yeah maybe it was a rifle just couldn't hold it he's like it's heavy he's got a nice shots put the passenger seat and then they're just like let's go back to that place we we got a good loot last time yeah anyways I think I want to move out of state I'm I think I'm done with California yeah no no where would you go Las Vegas please I think maybe Las Vegas why are you being serious do they steal cars over there I think they probably do more than California is that we're gone in 60 seconds happened in Vegas no that's Ocean's 11 bro wait no God says he's seconds that's in Italy you're stupid it was the Venetian That's Italian Job yeah yeah Italian Job the Mini Coopers and stuff have you guys ever been in a high stress situation where you start
13:29 calling people and you're trying to problem solve and everybody in that job position just doesn't know how to do their ████ job yeah like at all yep of course and I think that's most people though like yeah it's called the bank I think once you start it's called Society once you need real solutions you start to realize like nobody has a lot of solutions when you care about something you find out how much everyone else doesn't give a ████ I called the first person no the second person for Kia and the guy just sounded sleepy and instantly I was like you know what give me somebody else you sound too sleepy for this and then did he give you somebody else yes I absolutely said that what and when you talked to the other guy dude he sounds sleepy too he sounded too awake yeah yeah maybe they just stole a car I feel like I'm in a children's book like it's so hot so cold it's a lot going on here yeah I just got in office
14:19 if we end up finding the thieves would you want them as guests on the show you can ask them what the ████ they did that oh you totally should have them we should we should do that let's do that I would love to have them on a guest in this vicinity with me here present well we would love the platform though we'd love to give him a shout out dude I can't believe that dude I mean now they're armed if it's the same people so I mean there's they got ghost guns on them too well I got myself uh I could comb my hair bring it home to a gunfighter you know if you have a USB you can steal Kias oh that's right I got a USB I wonder how easy it is to steal Ikea it's got to be pretty easy if all these kids are doing it man how long did it take them it was from 2 30 to 237 and that's seven
15:09 minutes seven minutes of stealing my Pizza Quick math we probably also have to adjust it probably took them longer to adjust the seat because it's tiny yeah not true not true Steve I I like to lean back oh you're a leaner yeah she's all the way in there she drives hip-hop style yeah yeah yeah that's hip-hop the guy's stole the car and fell all the way back oh ████ yeah Colleen's this ████ on the motorcycle security cam footage monkey monkey ape hangers all right how'd you get here how'd you get here by the way uh my brother drops me off oh he's cool that's good to have up here that's good to have a family I'm sorry Joe it's wonderful damn dude I have people I pay that's good enough that's family that's cute it's better than family when I lived in downtown
15:59 um we had like a you know like a garage system where if you had a key fob to eat it just the roll the bay door just rolls up automatically it's pretty cool it just goes real quick right and then um the neighbor was like ████ my motorcycle's gone and then they shared it on the community Facebook page and basically you see these two guys just waiting in a truck and then when one car comes in they follow and then they just went up to where everyone parked their bikes and they just picked them up and like threw them in the truck and then drove off and that was it yeah so it's like even if you have camera security it doesn't matter there's always a way I feel like you could steal a car now and it's like all good kind of okay so I'm taking bets on what do you think is gonna happen to my car am I gonna find it is it gonna be wrecked um
16:49 is is are the police gonna find it and return it will I never find it you could scratch that last one I don't think the police are I think I think it'll be used in a smash and grab or something best case scenario they use it no they use it for a crime and they did and they just ditch it yeah once it's ditched and someone reports hey there's just been this car that's been parked here for for a month that's when they'll find or they'll just keep on using that car to steal a better car and and just trade off because then the police are looking for that license plate instead of the one that they're actually and then the dude's just in Ferrari by the end and he's like man I missed that Kia it's just a TLC up theft up that damn so if it was on the side of the road for a month would it be stripped do you think like
17:39 tires seats depends on what city well also like you're not gonna get much money for parts for a Kia you don't say that you don't know the keys are a fine Automotive Nick help me help my situation okay my feelings are hurt I mean dude Lucky Charms right now nine dollars for a box I think everything's ████ expensive you know eggs are like almost 10 bucks here some people need Kia parts I mean you need every part right now well that's true and also like oh nice dude rub it in her face do you want these two to get the death penalty I think say yes say yes so yeah don't
18:31 tell me hey edit yes edit yes yes and come out of her mouth just a different language yes yeah well hopefully they find it man I think they're gonna find it yeah I feel like they'll just use it for one more illegal thing and then just yeah I hope it's just like left I just hope there's no like piss in it or something gross hobo ████ session there or something yeah yeah yeah I didn't say that at least a bunch of hobos ████ in it you could still use it to get from A to B yeah that's true yeah and it's only the bad seat they're not doing nothing from A to B and smell like pee homos have respect for the front seat yeah how would you know damn they just don't cut the leg room in the front wait none of you guys have ever had a car stolen no this is my first well one time and hopefully my last so
19:22 when I I started having trust issues because one time my truck ran out of gas and then I had to buy a gas can and walk with the gas back to my truck and then the next morning I go and look at the back of my truck and the gas can is gone I was like son of a gun because I left it on the street yeah and then somebody ████ stole my gas can do you feel seen right now yeah do you see the look the same same thing same thing so I kind of know how it feels but except they didn't even need a USB for me it probably took much quicker but yeah I get it I get it is this like talking to your parents underneath the shoe yeah same thing yeah same same yeah same same it's like talking to your folks right um no I think my family is pretty understanding pretty supportive I'm
20:13 pretty intelligent apparently are we pretty sure I feel like that but you probably feel a little violated and little like oh wow no not at all I I feel like people should steal my car more often going [Laughter] [Music] foreign
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