0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys what we're currently off the Record and by the way I like the amazing episodes they're always really good yeah amazing episodes they're amazing we try here I was recently this weekend celebrating uh my lady's birthday we were at a Big Bear cabin and stuff like that and then randomly uh one it's with her cohorts which are all all women and stuff like that randomly one of the ladies comes up and goes like women they're like hey if uh Anthony had the chance one night with Beyonce would you give him a hall pass Oh I thought she was gonna be like hey Nina can we all ████ Anthony right now since he's the only guy here and we need dick we need it now is that where you were going that's what it sounded like man that's the classic Anthony situation
0:52 wow that derailed me uh like I said yeah they asked her hey uh if it was Beyonce or not would you give him a hall pass and she was like Beyonce she's like yeah then I was like whoa did you ask her why yeah in Earnest she just said yeah she's ████ around I don't know why did it have to be it's a trap dude afterwards I was like hey you're about to have Jay-Z then if that's the case but the point is Daisy is not really an even trade that's not even hey even he's more Rich dude but that money's not gone to her it's just what about Chris Brown yeah yeah I don't think he's gonna beat her up he's gonna beat up her ████ though oh yeah yeah I hope not yeah we're taking this part but I like it so now what what did she did you ask her why like because it seems like it's like a reaction that was like oh ████ I never thought you would say something like that um well I mean I
1:42 think the idea of hall passes in general is a very curious thing and anytime you hypothetically think about it it's always kind of like at what level at what tier what person or in what situation would a hall pass even be warranted because that's I'm not the type of person it's like thinking about like dude who would I haul pass but yeah and I don't want us all sound like a bunch of dudes that are Degeneres and thinking about all these chicks we want to ████ and stuff so let's roll reverse this is a trap this is good let's roll reversal all I'm saying all I'm saying is if all right in what situation uh if your chick asks for a hall pass who would you say okay to okay who would you foreign what if it was Jackson Wang yeah too close to home oh you have to be a stranger because they know they know they're he's a kenja now what is that's a crewmate who he was Donnie what if it was like so questionable because you're
2:34 like wait wait wait you're attracted to that like what if it was something like Danny DeVito or something yeah would you be insulted yeah why don't you want Chris Pratt or something what if it was like it was like no Chevy oh if I'm gonna give you a hot pass then it's Jason Momoa you know or like something I want residual dick ████ sweat from that man I almost would rather have a Danny DeVito because then to me it's almost as if like oh like this is what you usually like like you're like a teriyaki chicken person every once in a while you want some Boombah away but you're gonna go back to teriyaki chicken can you tell we're hungry you know what I mean I might be like just for this today's conversation if it was like
3:24 hypothetically damned if you don't I think that would raise a lot more like why yes and then I might also after said let's say if I was rewarding her such Hall Pass afterward I would I would just constantly be like but why but is there any existing celebrity or someone that she actually does kind of like she always says this to annoy me but she's always a fan of Tom Holland and I'm like I'm a ████ kid he's a kid he's a little baby that's what I'm saying baby man I get it I get it you know what are you retaliate with yeah oh you want to go on a kid touring that's why I like yeah yeah that's a trap what I'm trying to say I'm gonna retaliate with you okay I'm gonna keep it at Beyonce but you would want to ████ Beyonce so what about you Steve who would you know why are you asking us this come on no no he's a trap this is a trap this is the prom okay so now I'm gonna say it's not okay to you now that you said Beyonce and that's who you're no no that was the hypothetical that
4:14 started this prompt which is why it's in the subject matter now we're going to move on to the next guests again let's give up our guests why did Beyonce come on all right so I got a question you're gonna say okay for Nikki um I would well you know here's the thing about me um I would never do such a thing thank you thank you are we doing that Anthony thing where he goes and then we don't we all don't go no no no no that's what I was intimating wait I I I'm curious about something because to me I'm unsatisfied with the answer where you asked you asked Nino why and then we didn't get an answer we're not there what this is a prompt it's not a story ████ follow the host once okay for two and a half minutes he's the one who brought up Danny DeVito hello all right thank you so Bart go ahead
5:04 okay save the ████ video go I'm gonna go but also I'm in Joe's boat because I think as the audience I know we're supposed to follow the host I got your back but as the audience there's ████ hangings we're gonna let Geo Rail and you're like wait but there's ████ trumpets over here what what am I listening that's what I'm saying trumpets yeah yeah where's the real goals I'll follow you I got your back you know what ████ me up is because Anthony goes Anthony goes and then I asked her why and then and then he keeps going and I'm like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait exactly I never said and then I asked her what was the story you're literally writing ████ is and then I asked him give him a bone I'll go um me or Gio like which one again if everybody was paying attention not being an idiot sorry the concept is who would
5:57 you let them ████ allow your girl to hall pass so that we're not sitting here talking about chicks we want to ████ for me for me it's uh well let's do that let's do that for me it's honestly anybody anybody as long as it's Even Stevens so even Steven if she can do it then I can do it and it's more of uh I because to me I'm like I know people have multiple tastes right like you can I just it's like they're getting a different flavor so if you want a different flavor than me I understand I'm pretty realistic but I'm like as long as our relationship stays balanced then it's it's cool with me so if I had to guess yeah she would probably like Tom Hardy can you and I also agree he's a hot man Tom Hardy so what's the even to that uh that's probably what who she's gonna pick and who who what I like that what's
6:47 the even I like I like Rihanna okay oh really I got a question I like girls that have a Caribbean accent yes Barbados because I think she's super sexy if it's Even Stevens right yeah so if Daddy come to you is her choice does that mean that Roseanne would be the oh yeah I don't know for me Even Stevens is just um they're twins obviously for me it's just the the act of doing it you know what I mean like like Hall Pass has to go both ways just call pastors go both ways she can go Danny DeVito she can go Tom Hardy it's a blank uh I can go Roseanne I can go Roseanne I can go Rihanna it doesn't matter but to me the relationship has to be the same I
7:38 thought it was actually attractive no no no no no it's just the the rights I guess so she can go Tom Hardy and you can go Roseanne sure sure if that's what you're into if I'm that's what I'm into I'm more about the rights and the the limits of the relationship rather than like like that celebrities as trading cards you know like this is worth five Mana this is only four models I heard even I heard even yeah yeah I feel like you'd be pretty liberal with All Passes um I it's like giving them out she has a hall pass right now but it's who it's it's weird that's not a hall pass that's not the whole thing exactly that's your fantasy that's every guy's bad exactly that's why I don't care I'm like if you want to flirt with girls have a girlfriend I don't care then answer the question of a
8:29 dude who are you giving her not allowed absolutely at all ever yeah no other seamen can touch her it's a hypothetical so me and Nikki have this thing we've actually had this conversation many times but for for me it's like so you know I've done a bunch I did a bunch of movies and stuff like that so I was like man if I ever am in like the same room as Helen Mirren what was that again Helen Mirren interesting yeah big titty old Fox when she was young she was a falling Silver Fox she's a total Silver Fox milfy what movie is she she's in a lot of she's a ton she's in the red movies she's like um yeah the one with Bruce Willis Bruce Willis Morgan Freeman but you know what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna deflect here and if I had to do it because I want to make her happy more than my jealousy then um I'd have to cook the situation because one my curiosity will ████
9:21 kill me I have to know if they ████ better than me and two I want to watch I want her to see me cry while they ████ yeah yeah guilt her see how much you're hurting me a ████ selfish ████ it's hot you know what I mean and then afterwards we can dramatically talk about it and then ruin our relationship you got to get one with our titties do you think that for do you think uh or do you care about the events even to get a hall pass now and then now you guys are back on the same page or no maybe one day when we're not physically attracted to each other there would be a full hall pass on both sides and we can ████ whoever we want look we just gotta find a good one the problem is when she was younger it's all black and white wow really ████ wait what are you looking at Helen Mirren Helen mirror wait wait wait wait is that your is that your is that your hot pass
10:11 it's a safe search is off Steve that's who he wants yeah yeah 100 facts not even a bit what era though any era I don't know why she's so ████ hot she's hot why is she still I wasn't expecting that so you know that could have happened right I'm doing major Motion Pictures I'm making the thinning I'm making the thinning too I'm making you know and then Nikki's like well you know I want my haul fast to be you know someone in the poker community and I'm like well of course Johnny Tran that's easy no so hers is Phil Hellmuth and mine is is Helen Mirren and uh now she's Phil Hellmuth constantly at parties with Phil Hellmuth I haven't made a movie in four years
11:01 oh and that's dangerous feeling good about it I'm feeling good about it yeah dude yeah real even Steven dude Phil helmet does not threaten me though I'm ████ kidding she's never that's not what it is no hers is obviously Eminem obviously oh right right right Nick would you give a hall pass to your girl for Bad Bunny you know what she says she goes I'm actually not attracted to him in any way I just really like his music right she attracted to those Oh I thought you meant the the girl back in the day she used to love Paul Walker oh okay she's still she's like he's the finest white boy yeah but that pass is pretty much not gonna happen well he's got a brother does he oh really or they used him for the the final shot they deep faked him for a little bit she loves Paul Walker but so let's say he's still alive would you let her if she gave you one nah dude no you wouldn't let her no I I
11:52 I absolutely not let's say enough let me let me ask you guys this right we're still young there's a lot of sexual jealousy imagine if you had multiple kids and we're out like in our 50s now and then he's just like man I just want to get some ████ like sex double talk talk even more juveniles can I get like yeah can you sex me like you used to and she's like man I'm ████ tired bro and it's like man I'm tired too you know like she's here well what's up we still horny what if that conversation comes and you're just like I want some young dick I want some young ass ████ let's go yeah how young age appropriate all trap State age appropriate that's a
12:42 trap card but I mean think about it when you're okay when you're 50 young p████'s like 30. dude for me it's about it's I am just too lame I think I just think I'm too emotional honestly I am too I love Nikki too much and um the idea of her actually ████ on Eminem and then actually happening I think I would be ████ crushed I would I'm on Steve's Court 100 what I couldn't handle it and and and you know she's voice to me many times and she doesn't actually want to ████ him but that makes me think she actually does want to ████ him and I'm watching her oh yeah yeah same thing oh she might totally be down dude you know what I mean do you want to hear something gay as ████ sure um I think I'd be down uh I was way more down for hall passes until tiger came into the picture lame a man what the ████ edit that out it's gonna ruin his career
13:32 even with like the whole Kazumi conversation about like you know like uh open relationships and I was just like whoa that was like a whole not even entertaining it but just that was a perspective I've never heard of before so when I went home I was talking to Geo about it and uh like going to a swingers or like not just sharing the story not having like an angle I'm secretly trying to do hey what do you think so what'd you think about that story should I throw these tickets away or uh sharing the story kind of liberating and empowering to women don't you think that's the best one I was like sure and I was having my own thoughts and I'm like if it's one of those things where like if you've never crossed the line you don't know what's on the other side right so if I'm with my woman if I ████ someone else or had feelings or even like text flirt with someone
14:23 else I don't know what that leads to and I'm in a different place and I don't know how I view my woman or even my family now and so to me that is so sacred right now that it's like as long as we have him I can't even Envision any other dude I feel the same way sometimes I get scared about that ████ too it's like I feel like once you start going on that path of like you know ████ all these other chicks or whatever if that's in your cards what a path like yeah like this guy over here you know or like gonna dominate your destiny yeah exactly I feel like that's a slippery slope and I know so many people that have gone down the slope of them like indulging in that like sexual fantasy all the time where they can't have necessarily like a normal life because all they want to do is like I gotta chase these ████ ████ everybody my father fixes Peters right for Pewters yeah Peters and he says that one of the
15:14 weirdest things that he encounters all the time that makes him very thankful for family and like the bond of marriage and all that ████ is going to people's houses who would have got divorced and like just seeing how lonely they are oh God that's what it is the pictures on the walls and the like I'm alone in a big ████ fat house and my kids don't visit me anymore because I animosity yep and there's tribes and all this ████ and he just like his b always tells me how Wild that is and like yeah I think the grass is always greener right 100 just the feeling of knowing that your ex is trying to make your own kids hate you all the time damn that's crazy man that's God I was thinking of a damn Bilzerian single life and you guys ████ making it scary it's scary scary look dude it looks like it's covered in
16:05 cotton candy and rainbows dude but it tastes like ████ because a lot of people don't have the youth strength and money to live out that Playboy life after your divorce you're gonna throw your back out with some ████ 22 year old later give me a break that's why I really appreciate like people like Kazumi who are so blatantly surface level honest with what they want rather than guys that try to snake their way into getting that yeah and then you get an unsanctioned hall pass at the best of a woman's mentality oh yeah like that's weird although that's no way to do it in Kazumi situation it sounds like she's more comfortable than her man is he's pretty cool yeah he gets his he gets his treats she's like oh we need a dick who's got some dick around here I do well me and my porn star friends are gonna use your dick right now again I guess I have to can we hear the trumpets now so how did
16:56 you guys arrive at that conversation yeah we all shared your turn now dude no I don't know the girls are just talking about it for whatever reason and why Beyonce out of all the and why they talk why they clear you about it yeah why is it a sexy situation they were asking everybody in the group and then they eventually got to me no they asked they didn't ask me to ask Nina you know what I mean yeah and they named a random name just be honest no they're asking all everybody in that group it was just the topic of conversation you know when you're ████ randomly having a it's like why the ████ does Danny DeVito come up like that's just a conversation and Men worship Danny in a video they're having an all-girls JK news yeah you know other people have fun talking about random ████ and then did you like like start shaking in deflect like you did in this video I can't wait to see Nikki ████ Eminem you're not gonna see it because she'll never do it she wouldn't do it to me we'd have to watch through a deep fake you ████ weirdo
17:49 I got the link right here why would you want to see that come on disgusting is it to an Eminem song though listen to his own music while he's ████ that'd be a tough that'd be crazy I think the fantasy is probably just way more than the reality that's what I think because when I I was I I feel like the same way of like the Chase and like actually getting the girl is sometimes way more crazier than actually having sex with them for the first time because to me sex is better over time when you get like build rapport this is gonna sound super gay coming out of me all right it's all good but when there's love when there's a connection and when you have time to learn each other's bodies and Things become more sensual but that's less facts though I have the most
18:40 intense orgies or orgasms and I call them orgasms did you say orgies I heard that too I have the most intense orgies dude in love Joe is a ████ trippy thing to witness yeah I didn't I know I'm growing guys but I'm telling you I did it because I come way ████ harder when I'm in love that's tight that's right you know come in to make a baby is pretty ████ cool too really maybe I'll try it look at this little space zoom in on that because like when you and the guys know one of those turns and you're like whoa no because you know when you're when you're like okay we're trying to make one now yeah and then you like and you're in a good spot in a relationship you guys really love each other all that all that history you're talking about you know each other and you gotta have awesome sex and then a beautiful creature comes out of it it's the gayest thing trying to picture your future child
19:31 oh and you're like oh and you picture flowers coming out of like wet Earth wetter wet Earth that's tight that's a great visual well people should come less to on the chest and more inside the ████ then I've always said that yeah Joe's less ████ shots that are ineffective yeah more cream pies to get her pregnant proving why you're the ████ King if you guys are ready for it none of this applies though because you guys are just ████ dudes because you're both gay serving up those Empires too as you know he's going down there and getting him right back out [Laughter] sick ████ I'm not gonna be there for long
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