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Who's Been at JK Longer? Steve vs Anthony Episode

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0:00 and it just so happened that we were vibing with Steve so well and he kind of fit that role of David even though he's completely different but I think it was just David was a talker and Steve talks too we just didn't want another person that didn't fing talk you know that's fair so then like like for example y talk smell talk [Music] yeah welcome back to another uh highly controversial episode of care for boys is this OTR it may be it sounds like an OTR it feels like an OTR what a cool answer but if we don't make it to the length of an OTR then it's not an oh wow today we're finally going to settle once and for all who's been here longer

0:50 Anthony or Steve me no question about it why because I put in the hours the man work what does that mean but like who started here that means he didn't have a side job video after you do you know Anthony longer this I had a I had a side job I was writing movies Duncan all over Hollywood movies with Kevin Hart making movies with Josh making movies with whoever else was in that movie as well he's a plan longer hours or longer first of all let's let's sort this out and organize it who did you meet first yeah that's a good question and that doesn't matter we met Anthony first irrelevant to the when in the horse race it's a clear winner so far uh I want day we met maybe 2009 wait we met have we met before tick tick have we met before that or was that when we actually met I think that's when we met tic tick we met met at the TIC

1:41 tick tour Australia and then after that we would sporadically see each other when we did when we were booked for the same shows I remember Stanford with you I remember just like the poster hang in the bathroom there's a poster there I saw that yeah shout out to shout outs to Andrew Bina when I'm in the bathroom and there would be sprinkle of moments where back here by the way where where Anthony would be in some of our sketches back in the day I remember that so why doesn't that matter before JK news Okay so he took like I don't know seven years off um it's nice that you guys shook hands one time I was here in the muck crawling Army crawling fighting the ████ all I know is I'm not insecure about it cuz fighting the ████ Wars here dude we went to battle we fought we saw

2:31 things where were you where were you probably opening car dealerships in Dubai that's actually a nice place that sounds kind of sick actually better than Indonesia it's better than do you agree was Steve here during the trenches and all yeah for sure yeah yeah yeah War Steve I want to say what was it like trench trench is a conceptual concept right I mean before they even got all the money and open that giant ass office I was WR he was there at the giant office yeah at the office I was there too that's where I met Nikki before you I was filming at the office with Nikki all right I put in a good word for you with Nikki wait so during the big office when when Steve was there during the big office you never came to the big one I did oh said no he said no Anthony never really worked on like you guys were busy

3:22 building kindas at the time but he would like feature on JK news or like collaborate I remember that yeah if you asked me back then do you would I ever think that he would be here I'll be like no not like that no he's too big but then when we're talking about who's been here longer are we saying here as in here as in JK news here I don't know what they're arguing about we're not arguing I'm just here trying to make sure the facts are good he just needs more wins because he's I'm a JK historian he's insecure I'm not in there's nothing to be insecure about we've known Anthony longer I think we've known Anthony longer but I think Steve's put on put in longer hours thank you seriously I needed that thank you you know what the best part about is though considering he only comes here once a month now my catchup Ste oh you're going to catch up you're going to cat up it's not possible and I'm okay with that I like a good

4:12 Underdog Story you know what I mean a good Underdog Story you're not the underdog I feel like we've known and worked with Nikki for a good year or two before we even met Steve yeah oh you guys met you guys were working with Nikki like 2015 and 2014 and I met you guys in 2015 2016 w we met you at the Rose that's only 5 years after me and that's where you met Nikki is through JK what's that you met Nikki through JK no ████ no I met Nikki way earlier than that can't say like that no no no they made they met at the station I was already taking her doggy style by the time she was here at at the station doggy style at the station with Shay Carl yeah and Ray William Johnson these jokes are only funny cuz Nikki so sweet she doesn't deserve it yeah if she did these wouldn't be fun no no all

5:02 right so it sounds like we're getting closer to it okay he's put in more hours you bet Anthony first though see I never argued that I put in more hours uhhuh all I know is that Steve hates it when we talk about the Glorious Wolverine video that we all did together cuz he wasn't a part of that I'm just jealous wait do you have a special affinity for this Wolverine video like is it a symbol that was a fun one that was really fun actually that's when w it was just a True Legacy moment of JK news history making a t-shirt it was so good and so fun why where's the T-shirt where's the t-shirt that was my question it's worth making merch that's all I'm saying by the way you're bit steing all I'm saying you're Ste and you know it hey have some pizza you don't even know the inside joke you don't even know have some pizza you know it bit stealer you don't even know y you don't even know these things he do do you feel like Anthony's presence in the

5:52 early days of JK films played a role in the sustainability of JK news in ████ no no they were way bigger than didn't you do gay stuff too every every single time we had them Bart loved booking them just him and Lauren specifically to do gay gay did you guys ever make Steve do gay stuff no cuz I didn't even write gay stuff they just started doing gay stuff Steve's naturally good I I'm I'm just riding to Friendly guys and then they would start like Lawrence would Mount his legs over Anthony's shoulders this way for no reason art is organic and natural oh so the treatment didn't originally say by the way this is also like I'm like what is JK films so I walk into a film Bobby Le Jack himself off on the ████ couch oh you saw that too yeah I was lowy traumatized yeah wait for real literal what you saw so we had

6:43 a scene of Bobby dud I'm sorry I missed that now we have a scene brok I'm broken up about it yeah there's a scene that we wrote for Bobby I forgot what what video this was for but he just needs to pantomim so he could have just gone like this okay and then we we called action and he goes he literally spits in his hand like for reals he starts going o ooh ooh ooh he starts touching himself for reals it's like method acting everyone's in like on set going like he doesn't have to do this and it's supposed to be like a 10-second shot he goes for like 5 minutes and then right after he goes don't ████ make me do that again none of us made you do that bro and this is like Bart's old house right this was Casey's house I remember that I remember that what the ████ yeah that was funny I remember you remember that yeah that was awesome all I'm saying is when you ask who was here longer I think it's

7:35 clear and that's okay you were here for longer hours I get it you were in the trenches was he here for more difficult hours Let's more difficult hours definitely yeah I was here for great glorious Legacy hours they're different of course they're categorized this different ways remember JK news at the end of the day was built off of the hard Sweat Equity of JK films okay okay so those of us that went in those trenches all right none of us see Glory we're just proud to be a part of the Legacy even the Free Labor of JK films yeah got it so that's it I'm I'm just a humble servant to that era okay all credit to you the trenches of JK news in 2015 5 years after me later stuff cool feel like you're mocking me and I don't like if you had to Value the hours who who

8:25 worked more high value hours stop saying hours I see you're playing died here you're saying hours cuz it's always clear that he had more hours I think that benefits my case thank you well per hour the value of it per hour even if you did less they could be higher valued you both kind of came in at perfect time cuz his is foundational right because uh David David wanted to go off and abandon us and and it just so happened that we were vibing with Steve so well and he kind of fit that role of David completely different but I think it was just d David was a talker and Steve talks too we just didn't want another person that didn't ████ talk you know that's fair so then like like for example y talk no talkers yeah non talkers or if they talk they talked about stupid ████ and you're just like

9:16 why like for example what like people that you don't see anymore have you ever talked about stupid ████ only with you no let us know in the comments that's let us know in the comments you let us know in the comments the com and I mean you came in you came in when we needed more hosts cuz we didn't have one Steve was struggling at that time by himself right yeah thing wa is that true did Anthony start hosting to help Steve no we we started hosting to help the show because we ran out of hosts oh cuz they fired all the host did I want to help Steve yeah I did I did you know did I ever need to take official credit with the cameras rolling with the red lights on no I just did it cuz cuz I was I wanted to help my buddy but also it was like why I was just like I I didn't think that Anthony would like want to be

10:06 here like that much and that long cuz I was like oh this is cool we always have him on and then I was surprised that he actually wanted to host I was like that's ████ sick yeah stay on keep stay and was that was that not a very unique trench at that time yep because the funny thing is the day the announcement video came out of you going I'm remember that ████ day it was the beaches of Normandy dude that thank you for Ping up my case so no no no honestly no honestly and just all jokes aside here mad props to you for that cuz that was brutal cuz on that was a slaughter house on the same day yeah on the same day that that that video comes out a video of why I left ████ JK comes out

10:56 right oh that was the same day the whole comment they don't even give a ████ about anthy they don't give a ████ about let me add drama it's Anthony's first day hosting it's it's an announcement video of we have Anthony now as a fullon host welcome to the team this other thing is happening and props to him cuz he showed up the next day too and like that's hard like when you're getting the ████ ████ kicked out of you and stuff and it really wasn't about you but like but they completely overshadowed whatever like his awesome news the best part of this is me being like a very excited and proud little boy being like Nina look this is my first video that I hosted and then this is and I'm looking at the comments and I'm like oh ████ what is this the audience does love you though

11:47 they do the actual audience loves you that was just like it would be nice if the group did too so well that's not good not everything could happen from the audience point of view who do you think they think has been here longer from the audience point of view put it in the comments it depends on how OG the fan is cuz if the fan is like super OG from the sketch days then probably Anthony they think Anthony has because cuz Anthony's in the OG category of JK I was never in the sketch days Steve's not in the OG category well even back then Anthony will mid but if they're like die hard JK news then probably Steve Steve has way more presence he's been way more involved JK party like big office days JK party JK news rer and I've always respected that Steve Anthony you know I love you ████ you can we do a zoom in we're going to

12:37 pull that frame just crop it right in I love this bit though I'll never get over this bit what bit I thought we were serious no the bit about how Anthony's [Music] gay [Music]

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