0:00 what's your name Nathaniel Sexton oh did they have sex sir I have no idea how they got you [Music] all right so this is one of my favorite videos of 2020. if there's a bear in it I'm deleting it no no no there's no bear why don't you like Bears dude but there may be a bear later on today but we'll find out it could be a surprise swim in a pool maybe what if this was all just bears just embarrassing me all different color Bears Brown Bear Grizzly polar bear sun bear so a guy shows up to court this is a zoom Court meeting okay are they still doing that's so ████ boring
0:51 funny dude this is a great trial great great Zoom meeting I love these things [Music] three thousand Nathaniel Saxon sir their name's not butt ████ 3000 log into my court with that the lady in the bottom left um idiot logs into court like that what's your name again Nathaniel section sir but I don't
1:41 believe that I typed anything like that I am waiting you shut up limbo for a while [Laughter] butt ████ 3 000. why did you know he didn't know why did he write that okay what's your name Nathaniel Saxton [Applause]
2:31 [Laughter] like it sounds like an infomercial product he's like the future of butt ████ hahaha I love those situations where like a buddy messes with your computer or some ████ and then you go try to do something serious it's like his high school son oh God ████ 3 000. yeah
3:22 he had that voice though where it's like I have no clue how that got there what me I believe him yeah I believe you believe him what do you think what do you think he's going to court for he's going to court for ████ cheating on his wife by like ████ some other dude in the butt so she's the one who logged in for him oh it's like a vindictive uh like wife crime that's so funny that's ████ epic dude that's honestly when you pulled up the zoom meetings I thought we're gonna see a guy jerk off or something yeah that's what I thought like someone's balls thank you I can't think of a better name that's the norm dude that is the norm like they didn't guy do that during covet like there was a meeting Jeffrey Tubidy he thought that yeah he exited and he just pulled out his ████ started jerking it Jeffrey tubing CNN CNN guy and he just starts whacking he
4:13 just starts beating it and beating it he's like barely off the zoom call too and he's like right away right out yeah and everybody's trying to ████ like tell him you did it or some ████ dude when technology means ████ dinosaurs bro but he was like he's taking it out like there's a guy in the room with a gun who's like take your ████ out you better come right now and then he had to continue yeah that could be probably I mean he was on his mind I mean he grabbed like the ████ Kleenex and the lotion it was like the full setup you know he wasn't messing the full regalia you gotta get those nuts off maybe you get really stressed out on on Zoom you're all stressed during coven man yeah you can't even fit an ad between when the zoom ended and the jacking started like it was so fast maybe he had another Zoom meeting like in 10 minutes and his buddy just sent
5:04 him a new link oh he's like hey check just check this up there's always an explanation that's totally practical oh ████ dude so yeah this is basically over um this is over a a drug paraphernal charge um during a traffic stop cops found a syringe with meth in it meth residue um in the guy's truck and he agreed to pay fine 200 um and yet he said that he was uh the judge said that he was lucky to have escaped the day's events without making attempt of Court charge for his screen name ████ 3000 really imagine that on your permit record like when you try to get a job he's kind of but he's kind of becoming a minor celebrity online because this video is so ████ funny it's so funny yeah I wonder what his next ████ bit's gonna be you know ████ too now he's now he won't be able to resist he triples up dude that's his name now
5:55 but ████ 3 000. he's gonna do ad reads for ████ dildos this judge by the way he like likes to broadcast a lot of his um Court proceedings like which include like some of the people's like worst moments like this moment right so that's why we're seeing this God the judge likes to broadcast he likes to do the best moment it's like that one Florida judge that female who's like always posting all of the clips of every one of her trials have you ever seen those no oh she and like she ran into her old uh oh that one yeah she ran into her old classmate when she was in grade school oh that one yeah yeah she always puts her stuff up it's pretty interesting when some judges want to do that what did she do with the great school she was like um like this dude was on trial for something and then she's like hey like I remember you like remember Miss something's class back and he just started sobbing wow it's like really
6:45 powerful I remember that yeah is it because they were like they were classmates together yeah she goes like whatever I was wondering whatever happened to you you're so good you were such a good kid and he just started like bawling it's like rough she's like you're such a good lady you're so good to me and my ████ and then he starts crying he's like he's choked up oh my ████ is so good where did I go wrong he falls through his knees dude how did these Zoom Court things have you ever done anything like this do judges need content baby but like okay I didn't know they were still doing to go to court like that that's so strange to me yeah why don't show up anyway I mean they're still they're still like ████ covet or whatever new variants so like maybe if uh you know somebody gets sick it's like okay we just have to do this one
7:35 online because it's available or maybe they just found out that like this is just way easier to do I guess it is possible that's true because you wait you wait less time too yeah maybe you could get more cases in during the day dude go into jury duty even like knowing that you have to do that is like insane dude ████ jury duty Bro ████ jury duty I'm out but they give you a sandwich in like 40 bucks yeah right they use 15 and then maybe serving your civic duty you're sitting there for like nine hours doing nothing but you don't like being American I do but not not for jury duty have you guys all done jury duty yeah I've never done Drake I've never done jury duty is unfair though man because like depending on what district you're from you could get a bad case yeah like remember I was telling you guys like like because my my ████ districts Compton courthouse all my cases are like ████ 18 Crips looking at me they know my name I'm the
8:25 one deciding the fate of their best friend and you were like the leader of like that's not fair other places you were the foreman yeah it was a four-person yeah of course other places are gonna get like oh Financial embezzlement yeah like I'll take that ████ in Irvine dang that's crazy it's super unfortunate you're a wild you have to park in the same lot as everybody who's going to watch the case by the way yeah so they know your license plate they know your car it's like they just follow you home it's super you acquitted the guy huh you're like ████ this yeah for your own personal safety you quit the guy you're crazy you're like not guilty not guilty I actually talked about the case in detail when we went to Vegas and then afterwards I was like actually can we take that out ████ these guys might be looking for me man yeah that's the reason why judges get ccw's like they can have a concealed carry already because they deal with crazy ass ████ but then the
9:15 jury does that I get to have one no we don't get ████ but how sick if every judge's robe just Chandelier [Laughter] dramatic that's trench coat ████ yeah jury duty it definitely like is is very based on like where your district is it sucks man I served technically but I wasn't chosen yeah I sure but I wasn't joking because I was sitting there or alternate does that mean they already chose the the the jury so they dismissed the rest of us so I served as you show up you did your duty I did that once well now that that part's on the that's not even a remember before back in the day you had to go in and sit there all day to not be chosen now you don't have to do that if you're just not chosen the first date you'll just you just have to check on the phone and then you also like go up to the judge and
10:05 tell them why you can't do it because you're like I'm racist that never that doesn't work anymore I don't speak English that that might work laughs
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