0:00 I'm actually an unlicensed psychologist with a bachelor's in psychology okay let's go close enough I think I think I think I should say that yeah I could talk about it I'm all right guys as an unlicensed psych let's just have a psychology Corner talk and I'll ████ tell I run circles around ████ psychologist [Music] dude all right there's 21 dude 21 year-old dude from Brazil he's guilty I bet you you got a juicy butt make it l you think you got a juicy butt everybody in Brazil it's a prerequisite to have a massive baduna dunk unfortunately there's no photos of his baduna dunk so we'll have to confirm that and fact check it later uh at the moment though we're going to go back to the article uh this dude Matias fum I don't know how to pronounce it age 21 he was shot in the
0:50 head oh my God right but didn't really know that he was shot in the head and partied on for 4 days no way before he finally realized he was shot in the head but what it what is it what did it get scraped or does it get like like lodged in didn't you have a homie like that he had a bullet in the back of his head in the back of his head with a 22 um what yeah he got into a fight at one of those you know like we all used to play Counter Strike right got into shot at a p bom yeah and then like some guys ████ got into an altercation he ran tried to get into his car as soon as he got into his car they ran out started ████ lighting up the car bullets were going in and thank God the bullet that hit him it first hit the corner you know the metal where the uh
1:40 in between the window the back windshield yeah yeah and it hit that went through wow went through the back uh headrest hit the back of his head and it was like a 22 so so it's a small bullet went past the other homies bangs yeah they ████ cut the Asian bangs went through some shell neckace I believe that I was like really went through the bang went through the ████ letter belt deflected off his pager the bullet got spent there's so much gel in the bang it warped the bullet save them the back headrest look save skull got hit and then um at the time the do was like oh we just better
2:31 to like Stitch it up and leave it in there cuz it cracked the skull and so if if if he pulled that bullet outb it would have been a big yeah crack so it just lodged in there like what they do with tires you know what was the what was the resolution though like so it's still there I mean yeah his name is bullet head that's ████ tight oh yeah get him on uh brother's son season two he should start rapping does he rap no I'm going to try that's a good career I think what you don't like speak the same anymore Bullet Head dude hey yo dude that's ████ CRA man anyway so this dude yeah um he was shot in the head but he was just partying out in New York's new during New Year's Eve and apparently a bullet ended up lodging himself into his head but he didn't know he just thought he got hit by a stone right so
3:22 he just ends up continuing to just like live his life and party and stuff like that um he literally went swimming in the sea he had had a couple parties he went to the beach made a 200 mile Journey uh before realizing he' been shot and the only re reason why he realized it is because he started having spasms in his right arm and then he was like why the ████ is my arm spasm out so he finally on this 200m trip that he was taking from like Rio dig know back to like his hometown uh they would have to stop the car every bit because his arm kept on spazzing out uncontrollably and he's like all right there's something wrong so he went to the doctor and it turned out the part of the bullet penetrated his brain which caused compression in that area area and led to his arms involuntary movements W and it's another one of those if it ended up a few millimeters from where it actually did land definitely could have caused much more serious damage and left him with either like one side of his arm or
4:13 body paralyzed I kind of like that every gunshot is like that they always say oh if it was an inch to the left yeah you would have di any direction man if it was a foot South you would have got your dick Cho off it's like yeah if it was two inches to the left you would have forgot the alphabet all right there's always like the fact about being shot before we treat this we can't take the bullet out or you'll turn Jewish oh dude you'll become highly successful but it's probably some Flex that doctors do you know they always tell you like yeah like I know this is how much I know this is how much I know if that would have went to I saved her life yeah or does kind of make you feel a lot better like oh my God like I narrowly escaped death you know what I mean what if that's a part of bedside training like you know how it's like this is how you break the news give them perspective of how bad it
5:05 could have been so they ain't sitting there sad like I got shot said there's always a choice too the doctor is either going to be like all right if it was a few millimeters to the right like you would have died or they could say it was a few millimeters to the left you'd be impotent for Life they're just like let's go with the dramatic one cuz going to make you feel better you know what I mean sh if they're just like man if it was 6 in to the left you wouldn't have gotten shot missed you and we would have never met I would have to charge your insurance i' just be some guy you wouldn't even know me we would have never met I want that doctor he's all like if it was just a cenim North you would have had a big dick reaction your ████ dick would have grown like a couple of inches happens all the time a freak positive thing yeah I like where right here can you shoot me
5:55 is it getting bigger can you try if it were just a little bit South you would have been a ████ Savant perfect math all the time that's what doctors just start saying I know and now this guy just kind of uncontrollably jerks off sometimes now he's got air jacked now he can justify he's on the bus I shot I have I have a doctor emotional support he has like he has like Shake Weight syndrome now and he never feels like it's him that's sick that's sick F kind of tie ohun high level Chad yeah I picture this guy as a big giant like buff ████ Brazilian cat yeah I feel like right he got high tea bro the big bu High te I feel like Brazilian dude's got high testosterone you think that's true do you wish you had more testosterone do you think like my life
6:46 would be different if I had a little bit more I've never got this guy does have testosterone though did did you get it checked see I've never got it checked but because Bart says he got it checked and he has low tea I'm like I probably got low tea too you have low tea I don't know how do you how do you you go get blood work done I feel like I'm a low tea kind of guy and then you got to ask him on the panel do you test for like tea or estrogen levels and all that yeah you got to make sure the panel has what does high tea feel like none of these guys would know I wish I knew dud what would I teach I probably got the lowest of low here dude I'm a ████ dancer dude I'm lower dude no I'm the lowest I don't think so I probably would have to go to gay Clinic to check how much I have that's how low mine is but they might have higher tea cuz they're around tea all the time right so it's like a tea booster it's like when girls have their periods together yeah they might have
7:36 the highest tea so they're all like super estrogen out wait that means all of us got low tea because we're hanging around barart no that's good that's a really good way of looking at it this doesn't feel like a room of men I'll tell you that wow what do we feel like what are you wait what do you mean no I'm just saying me man no like all right we're Unix we're Unix with our dicks like when you're in a locker room it smells like ████ men it's disgusting and you're just ████ God dang this is a man place right this is a comfortable clean nice creative friendly environment it's only been like that for like 3 weeks all right it's a very safe place so a safe space do you feel safe here or let me rephrase do you feel he looks like H hostage do you feel like we're like Unix with dicks precisely yeah that could be a
8:26 merch option maybe if you just like had to honestly just like close your eyes and point like who do you think is like the gayest person here yeah close your eyes we we all close our eyes okay we all close our eyes we're all going to point so they know only the audience knows we don't know yeah nobody look and then we'll look when the video comes out yeah yeah yeah okay guys are doing this to me right now yeah be be honest okay and then when you're done I can't wait to watch this video when you're done pointing just let us know so I'm open my eyes how are they how are people going to know who he's pointing at if he points that way just point and then you can explain it without describing what we look like or what we just your energy what's the question again he's going to arbitrarily point to me gayest person in the room or go are all we are all of us pointing or just Jun you could you could go around the room and do duck duck goose too like TCH everybody no head up up we need to
9:19 hear and then float like float the hands just do it all right I'll do my pals get the guy who gets pick nose and you can't talk about it okay okay everybody has to put their palms on their eyeballs my gosh should we do it wait are we doing that just let's do that and then we can talk about it okay all right go put your head down put your head down put your thumb up and I walk around the he's going to touch my thumb let talk ████ man I don't want to do this anymore he's walking over here I could see his shoes hey your eyes supposed to be closed my eyes are closed dude oh God damn it bar touched your thumb right
10:09 yeah the suspense dude all right heads up ████ wait so I don't remember the rules if he touches you you're gay if he does touch someone touched my thumb okay this is the rules the rules is someone gotou someone gotum gotou some got touched someone got touch we have to we have to decide who who it was because only they know right or but first he has to describe why he thinks they're gay I can't I'll do it after because there's a reason there's a very specific reason how come no one else is just a little sad right now how come I'm the one I'm the only one in the room that's a little sad all right all right all right everyone's all smiling I don't like this I think take that picture down dude what what are you talking about you oh this
10:59 look like that anymore people the everyone in the comments you guys decide why you guys decide why I everyone decide why it's me I don't agree but I think June touched Bart you don't agree why don't you agree huh cuz he has a wife and kid you can't be gay so many gay people in history yeah the long game be like one of those I know Bart Bart watched gay porn and jacked off to it true and then um he said that his dick got limp so it's it can't after you bust the nut it always wait why is that true after the fourth night he's like I'm not into it it's because go back up he wanted to test his game so like in high school but
11:50 in high school so I went to high school a long time ago right this is like like ████ you had to buy a video yeah dude late 90s the way you got this late right late early to make sure where it was like this concept of like gay thing came out I didn't know what it was I was like oh growing up I never really heard of anybody that was gay and then I oh cool like there's people that are gay or whatever and that means you you're you like people of the same sex and I was like oh am I gay cuz I don't know so I was like better test it out so I watched the regular porn that I like I got a boner and then I Googled or uh yeah searched some gay for who asked jees and then I was I was trying to jack off to it and then my penis went soft and I was like oh I guess I'm not gay then try to jack off I wanted double you disappointed or what was your feel I
12:41 respect it I respect it I don't know I'm just C I'm a curious kind of guy that's cool you went to the belly of the Beast to figure it out I was like okay I guess I'm not gay all right so was Bart the choice oh I was wrong I thought you you because I thought I I thought I had a edge by he's the obvious answer right uh Ryan who you who do you think not supposed to no I thought we have to like wait till the ████ oh you want to really figure it out there's an explanation there's an explanation okay oh well I think it's definitely Nick Nick okay why like definitely Nick but what's the reason what's the reason why is Nick gay is it cuz I have small tiny wrist is that why I think cuz I wear women's watches is that why the men's ones don't fit my wrist because like you know like you could spend all day like thinking of all these reasons why people are gay but it's the guy that you can't like I have no re it's just a feeling gay yeah a good reasoning so then that's that's
13:31 when you know it's real cuz you're like I can't even make fun of this guy I I feel weird calling you gay cuz I think you might get hurt cuz it's true 's but in reality I'm probably the most I'm probably the most gay no in reality I'm probably the most gayest I would say the same for me but then all righton what's your pick huh what's your pick stop showing pictures of me man I'm just that's disrespectful it's just an example of like my gar like when I think about visually I'm like oh ████ the gay one no no not at all but I do think that you no there is brother I do think that like it is traditional in Los Angeles for a gay guy to one uh take care of their health and fitness very well two potentially wear women's shoes I don't wear women's shoes dog you have pink rainbow Crocs just yeah but that's you know my wife gave them to me you have like an assortment you have an assortment of
14:23 jibit and fanny packs and stuff um so I'm just saying like Fanny Pack's not gay bro I'm not saying you're gay I'm just saying if I was gay I think you'd be kind of fine hey that's fire bro I want to go on a date on the 26 I pictur Nick like making all these jokes about not being gay and then one day we're just like kicking it he goes hey I am gay though the big reveal the lot CAU me by surprise go for the reveal it was I but he did this ████ where he walked all the way around and I was like I know he's coming back to me dude you try to bury the lead early and I was like I know this game I know how this goes I've been here before I played this I don't know your background right no no okay I would love for you to try yeah like talk about it and I don't even know what form of martial arts you dive
15:14 into right but I do probably the gayest one I do think jiu jits is a little gay it's it's it's a little gay you're not wrong bro that's the only reason yeah I do feel I do feel nice and cuddly when I roll with Nick and friends yeah I've never done it but it seems nice it's a little gay just a little bit I don't there's move where it looks like it's 69 position it's called north south it is pretty that's a good one L yeah similarly with like toad bags it's 5% G you said toad back totes totes are 5% oh totes to I think at least five can I say totes I I would say to not 5% I think it's like 855 85 oh that's that's a good one computer B yeah that's a computer bag we talking if it's open top it's a tote bag
16:04 oh well luckily I got a zipper origin it's canvas it's almost 100% it's actually a really cool bag I I have a toe and it's kind of gay too it's gay it's a little gay I put my ghee in it mine is like a canvas one from Trader jok you know what I'm saying grocery shopping it's like you know pay for the plastic bag you know but hey you know what I I just think that you're if I was gay you're kind of hot yeah you're gay I appreciate it and I might have to switch my answer oh maybe it's you you're a dancer let me just remind you pull a picture of another guy yeah please come on dude was this candid you look not
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