0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys today we have every single careful boy in the room it's a wonderful day ████ merch all right we're gonna settle we're gonna settle this once and for all wet Asian makes the hottest Asian guy I already know that we're actually doing this ████ I've been paid I've been playing paying a close attention what all right Indonesians is that because Yoshi or so so the seduction Brothers the dark soul brothers are pretty fine good job yeah they are fine but what I've noticed too is Asians if we if Asians are just as segregated as the whole world you know what I'm talking about yep like what do
0:50 you mean like Jeremy land ████ was crushing in NBA Koreans like ████ that ████ he ain't Korean like we're we're like to the outside world we're we're we're actually we look like the same but we're actually really segregated and we probably got even more beef internally that's so funny how we get grouped up we group we get grouped up into one group in America it's like but it's it's just so far I don't know how we made it work in America and then if a Korean guy crushes it right but if guy is like as egotistical the whole time then a lot of the other is like man this phone ain't even doing it for us he's only doing it for this one what's that have to do with the Indonesians being honest I'm getting there yeah we're trying to set the he's trying to set how divided we are the vibe yeah we're so divided right we got crazy a uh
1:41 East Asians really light-skinned looking and slender like they've never seen the sun then we got some dark ass ████ that you're like are you aborigine but you're still kind of Asian and what I noticed is Indonesians are right in the middle oh like Chinese passing but they got the sultriness of a Southeast Asian you know so they got so so like you're kind of right like you could like you take Yoshi sidarsa for example right he's a well-rounded he could be a K-pop Star yeah right yeah but he could also be a Cambodian Village man yeah and you kind of believe everything that's true he plays Japanese in movies exactly he does have a Japanese his name he cannot be a K-pop Star you're out of your ████ mind ████ out of here really K-Pop Stars need to look like they can kind of float a
2:32 little bit yes brother so so he has yeah there's like pixie interviews Western more western-like features or like that he has ones that blends at all he's handsome features and I've noticed a lot of Indonesians have handsome features this guy could have a rose in his mouth and not look gay yeah they have a lot of like you know just look like Vega yeah honestly Yoshi sadasa is the ideal Asian man but a lot of Indonesians got that look that they're like they could be Korean men are crushing it right now they are crushing it you know they're definitely crushing it but I would say I would argue that East Asian men are more cute and Southeast Asian men are more handsome that's what I would say all right who would you rather ████ a Southeast Asian man or East Asian man East Asian man all the way see Peter
3:22 could be a a porn star is not quite floating he's close though he's Peter Pan s yeah but but he needs to be lighter and younger yeah yeah he's just a little too he needs to be translucent ████ passionate video right now dude as six straight guys okay speak for yourself minus Nick when you look at a stereotypical Asian dude from whatever country right which one would you suck off the hardest yeah that's a good question which one do you look at and go oh he's throbbing I'm ready to go but I'm straight but if I was to suck then it would have to be it's a hypothetical yeah if I had to stop experience you would suck super well remember yes I would if I had but I I think I would
4:12 choose I don't really care about the skin color I care about the penis color oh the lighter skin the penis the cleaner it looks to me for some reason oh you're colorist man oh that's messing your racism just comes out like crazy maybe Korean or Japanese penis what color is your penis that's wrong dude because Korean a Japanese penis we got purple dicks our skin is translucent but our dick is dark yeah like your soul a Southeast Asian dick because it matches is yeah I'm pretty sure Ryan's dick is tan just like him imagine that's a TED Talk kind of dark too yeah yeah so good we should do this in front of an audience my dick doesn't even look like it belongs to me mine Singaporean guys you think are the hottest Asians no I'm kind
5:02 of I'm kind of Bart made a really good point I'm kind of on Indonesian well it's hard because if you're thinking of the sudarsos and yeah but you watch a lot of their movies a lot of them look like them like if you watch the Raid or whatever A lot of them have like a very like I do think oh they're like Melting Pot of Asian like those guys are Thai you know what I mean oh you like the Thai guys the one that looks like ladies I don't like them pale don't like them pale there's a lot of the hottest people in Thailand are pale though I like them a little darker the ones that work in the fields they got a dark undertone the ones that don't have soft hands like a gold skin you know you're talk you're thinking about that ████ kickboxer who bull cow bull cow he's dark dude you like him Thai guys see they all try to look like Chinese pop stars can I say something about this this look the Asian male look whether
5:53 they look like uh very pale and they're very like um feminine looking uh-huh I'm not a fan of no you don't like that okay I'll find you one then I don't like that you wanna you want a man to take control huh I want a man dude you want a man to dominate you huh when I watched Yoshi siddharsa on TV I'm like that's a leading man right there I'm like this guy needs to be a more leading what shows you know he's in bullet train yeah he was he has his own cowboy movie on Netflix I forgot the name I just I just want to let you know that I had the honor of rolling Jiu Jitsu with Yoshi and he's a very strong dominant man that's what I'm saying that's why I like that yeah you like this type of dude yup dude I don't like that pose this is honestly a really bad post no it's just a Filipino guy this is like yeah the camera guy was gay the camera guy's like hey give me this post what and and that
6:43 doesn't even look comfortable how do you how do you look cool and sexy if you're not comfortable you gotta think of it in motion that looks like a ████ scoliosis it's like the best seat in the house I want to know what Steve thinks and which one it's not about Asians yeah I thought you had an Asian preference what the feminine looking why only fetishize that yeah yeah I want the a uh the feminine looking uh ones you want the floaty ones you know what's funny is I've been typing different like things like Vietnamese hot guy Thai hot guy every time I do it it always has to darso see I'm telling you they're The Perfect Blend um all across do you guys did you do you remember that thing where uh they were like the hottest Asian guys right and then they would be in each culture modern like old school culture ████ like there'll be a guy in a ████ sandwich
7:33 yes that was great it was like a Cambodian jelly representing the yeah I was like dude it looked like some kind of Asian ancient superhero ████ yeah it was dope but a lot of the guys look gay you think you whisper dude we heard that he said it was saying it like this okay because here's the thing right like there is they're like they're the I get it like there's a beautiful look to it right but then like but but here's the thing okay as a straight guy that wants to be represented I'm saying that already by straight men I feel like I don't want some uh I don't want a gay guy to culturally appropriate straight culture [Laughter]
8:30 who is that the last Last Samurai yeah dude that guy who is that guy oh you know who that guy is you know who I have a man crush on you know that Japanese actor and Last Samurai knock him Watanabe but his right hand man I like that guy that was hot that guy's he's my man crush is that a traditional Japanese hot guy no that's the wrong guy look at his face not that guy I thought that was that one guy that's always in the Wong foosh movie Harry show that's a hat no not him that's a half guy about Ryan which guy the guy the right hand man to Kim Watanabe and last summer I like him talk about that guy and like Marvel's Avengers a lot of ████ everything everything yeah I like him he's my man show the world hiroyuki yeah yeah let me find a
9:20 thing when you think of the word ████ you think of him honestly yeah yeah we're all thinking of that word yeah yeah this guy yeah he's cool that guy's pretty badass he's a badass most of the guy in the Mortal Kombat movie who played scorpion that's it yeah that's him when he played scorpion he's a bat is a badass Mall because he's all right let me ask you guys a question all right that's the answer so so far Indonesia's still in the lead Anthony has an answer so like there's a little there's a lot there's a little bit of like clean cuteness and a lot of Asia Asia Asian uh uh guys right yeah right but like do you think out there they like rough masculine looks no probably not because I think that was my mom's era like their Stars their guys they look
10:10 more like like sexyama but they like facial hair they like bigger bodies um hard bodies I actually think that's the same across the world of that generation you're like even here like like who's hot right now like Harry Styles right he looks like a woman any dresses yeah exactly like like like in sync like our generation I thought they were all the words I can't use I thought they were all words I can't use Maybe maybe I'm thinking so like so so there's what teens find attractive right yeah and then there's what women find attractive there's what women finders and this is what dudes fly distracted too yeah that too what dude
11:01 why is he looking like that wow now I think women and gay and the whole world would like that you can all come together they can come together and come on him that's so true it was like a guy who just got here like just came to America and he's like trying to be cool but everyone's like yeah women and gay everybody this is inclusivity man yeah well because I can't picture like a 13 year old girl liking uh Jason Momoa because it's scary that's true yeah it's intimidating and it's too old too masculine I can see how she would like um a grown-ass woman who needs a ████ I could see like uh yeah like they would
11:51 like boyish looks because it's more age-appropriate it's closer to them whereas a guy I think they can be 12 and ████ thirst for you know Carmen Electra it's my arrow but you know what I mean like they want a a woman woman right yeah yeah true but I don't think it's the same for girls no it's not yeah that's why I don't think hip-hop stars are so big because it is 12 13 year old girls 13 exactly yeah for the Peter Pan ████ yeah Peter panel for sure but then also I'm like yeah so who are the guys that women like in Asia probably like the Scorpion dude yeah scorpion I see like who would be on the slightly older and nowadays though you know what I mean yeah then you might still want somebody that doesn't look overly like this hat looks like your father is like a couple children I just elbow like an old dude that's who's winning they just love him
12:41 who's that guy how dare you first of all oh wait was it one of our editors it's Justice what what Justice yeah it's Justice he does we do have editors who wear earrings yeah I I don't remember his name exactly but yeah Jay how dare do you feel it no I get it I see it but to me obviously floating he's floating 100 this guy's 100 yeah you could fire bullets at him you like it oh yeah I make out what I'm in a heartbeat if he's not difficult to kiss yeah yeah you smell this he's hello cases he's very pretty yeah those are f████████ yeah it looks like the hygiene is good and there's a lot of respectable things that you be down you know what I
13:31 mean well better than some women probably I bet the inside of his ████ smells like a perfume bottle he looks clean he's cleaned out like press his foot and something nice will come out [Laughter] you know who's also handsome Bruce Lee is very handsome very handsome very handsome guy he got some White in them too does he yeah yeah he does that's right yeah it looks dope yeah yeah yeah look at the job charismatic dude he's like man he's a Clooney he's a Clooney people like him dude he's awesome when he was younger guys like Tony lung all the hot the Hong Kong actually young bro I mean Aaron clocks
14:21 all those those ████ are pretty ass nice looking hot dudes you know um remember Lethal Weapon four with Jet Li uh well you know oh you're next to Randall Park though that's different yeah Randall Park for comparison he was so scared he was tired but Asian guys are confusing you know you look at their face and you're like it's so cute and you look at some of if they're all finished in you're like but you got a ████ man's man's body it feels like you can ████ be sweet to me but also nasty Daniel how did Kim get the Giga Chad jaw like how did that happen he's doing Facebook bro dude is that a Korean trait Korean like some dudes are so handsome this football probably got so many teachers hitting on him growing up as a kid sometimes you could do with weights on your face yeah dude that you just keep on going yeah I don't know but look how I had some now the shape of daily Kim's face is like of the world I
15:12 have a Daniel day camp kid pictures I bet you he was like turning so many teachers on and ████ that's true that's what I'm saying he doesn't have a weak jaw look how handsome that fool looks it looks like if a chick's trying to kiss him and she'll ████ her face up oh yeah I should cut her face dude let's find it duffel pie hit puberty was like four all the photos of him look like hella old still even his kid pictures four-year-old with a goatee I bet he doesn't have one person somebody doesn't even have a kid like these ████ ████ yeah dude I have at least three percent these people look like you why does it feels so good looking these guys complimenting himself this guy I mean that's what that's the most kid photo I could find of him so Indonesia and still in the
16:04 lead huh yep but I don't know man Korean has that freaking that she'll say this right now I think Koreans are top G's right now they're trending they're they're definitely yeah as far as like America like as a is a Korean which one I don't know he just saw the 100 men you like the boys oh hey physical 100s are great but you like the boyish looks are you like the more manly look no I don't like boyish looks bro the witch Korean you're talking about I'm just saying I'm just saying overall like people in America the fact that like they're crushing it they're crushing it yeah you know what I mean they're all over Netflix they're I think that's that's that says a lot there you see they're everywhere everything all I want I would say that pony that's very Chinese actually you don't like Tony jaw Tony jaw's good looking dude does he is he the type where you're just like I'll suck him off you know what he doesn't not uh yeah yeah
16:54 well but I I got a little nervous dude I got a little nervous because uh the answer is yes okay okay what about you you think Tony you would suck that guy off Tony ja uh NABA let him suck me off you know you know in physical 100 that's cool that old OG MMA fighter that everybody's like bowing down to yeah is sexy as ████ he's a model can you find out can you find us as uh like a Yoshi picture of him yeah you wanted me to say something Steve what is this ████ video bro the whole time he finally opens up and says this guy's sexy as ████ that's why I'm laughing I mean that's him now he's like older and he still looks good look at that dude wow that's a sexy guy
17:44 but his eyes are yeah you know I like darker skin rugged man's man like you know how like gay dudes are all fit yeah yeah I'm out I'm gonna say all but you know how they're all fit yeah yeah but there's like elements there's an element that you're like hold on wait a minute there's something gay about you yeah you need a man who's gonna hunt for your meat and then make you the Tomahawk Steak on your ████ table but then he's down to be a little spoon even though he's buff oh that's cool like the gay man you know what I mean maybe it's because it's a gay conversation but do you think but do you think the kind of guy that we're really into is this yeah can we look for him yo she's so dark so dude he's our guy Yoshi you know he's married okay I agree yo
18:34 all right I like the little boy ones though yeah yeah Yoshi's hot I agree but to me he doesn't have enough facial hair give me the BTS but he can grow it he can grow it toss those guys around serve them up Ryan has he just he just doesn't go because it doesn't it doesn't work for his role no no no he's too boyish for me and you know what the other part about it that I don't like he's my friend and that that taints it like that but also no I'm trying to ████ a friend also I like a little bit of a dirty man both of my ████ feet on their necks and I wear shoes on my hands and I put those ████ he can take the whole crew all of BTS at once I believe imagine Steve BTS member
19:24 a man should look like he smells like rum and cigarettes and it looks like he skips showers a day or two what about the guy from physical 100 that everyone kept saying was like Bart [Laughter] you're in the water right and you're about to eat the fish and the whale eats you like I got myself there's always bigger fish in the sea eat up on the BTS kid's head and I got my ████ hands up like this and then this guy comes in behind me there's one big shoe that's the dude on the left that feels big as ████ what is the shoulder on the right though like what is that is that not hot God yeah
20:15 yeah those guys are ████ buff I think we all been missing the actual hottest guy here kind of come on bro with that alien though I ████ that guy yeah I ████ that guy and I filed a police report immediately not myself dude for sure this guy's the most hottest [Laughter] [Music]
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