0:00 [Music] Have you guys seen these? >> What is that? Oh no. >> Now we're getting demonetized. >> Is it that thing with the >> Is that a rabbit? >> What is that? >> We're going to get demonetized for this. >> Oh, it's the the tentacles that are growing on. >> It's like tentacles that are old. >> What is that? They're call They're call Yeah, they're calling zombie rabbits. >> I can't even tell what that is. >> It looks like Stranger Things animal. >> That's very sad. >> How do you know it's real? >> It's like an insect or a parasite or something. are creating what they're considering Frankenstein or zombie bunnies and zombie squirrels. >> Oh no, it's like this weird growth that's starting to happen. >> They live with it. Yeah, they live with it. >> But it it looks like claws and like it's >> like stagmites coming out. Are they Do they act normal? >> They're super chill. >> I don't think they're like they're not like like you mean like rabid kind of?
0:50 >> Yeah. >> No, they're I think they're just chilling. >> I think Is it something that grows on the bunny like a barnacle or is it something that makes the bunny grow it? So, they're infected with fairly common viruses that have no impact on people except I guess emotionally. I don't know. >> I just Oh, I just want to burn it off. >> It's going to be like monkey pox where he suddenly appears on the butts of random guys. >> I didn't do that. I didn't touch that thing. >> Like, did you ████ that rabbit? >> I had no sexual relations with that rabbit. What are you talking about? >> It's an epidemic. Are you sure? I didn't get it. >> Like, dude, you were ████ that rabbit. I know you were. >> You dirty. The Colorado rabbits is where it's being uh found mainly is that they're infected with a virus known as shop papilloma virus. Uh rabbits primarily cottontails picked up the infection from anthrop arthropods such
1:40 as ticks. >> From there the virus >> uh the virus caused a hornlike structure to grow from the rabbit's face, head or neck. Sometimes the horns interfere with the rabbit's ability to eat and they can die from starvation. No, that's that's the worst. >> There's the emotional part. >> That's the worst cuz they're not even like dying from the thing. They're dying from not being able to eat. That sucks. >> The horns are mostly made of keratin, the same material that makes up hair and fingernails. >> Uh Richard E. Schop is the researcher who first identified the illness. >> And it's the bunny's own. It's not like a barnacle. It's not like a separate organism growing on you. >> Stuck on them. >> So, what can we do? Can we give him an antivirus? >> Beus. >> Um maybe. I mean, that's hard to say. If it's a tick that's like spreading it, that then you're going to what? Create vaccines for this tick thing. And
2:30 >> how do you do? >> If you vaccinate the the the the bunny, then if they get bit by the tick, >> they don't get they don't get it. >> Yeah. How you going to vaccinate all bunnies? >> Yeah, cuz you know the term like we give benefits like a bunny. >> Well, at least you can repopulate pretty quickly if you vaccinate two of them. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Or you take two healthy ones, you hold on to them like Noah's Arc, and you kill the rest. Oh my gosh. >> And then they repopulate quickly. >> Oh yeah. >> We should ask Dr. Fouchy. He knows what to do. >> They say it's possible that the rabbit infected with the show papaloma virus may have inspired the legend of the jackaloupe, a mythical creature. >> Oh yeah, that's right. Duh. >> Often seen in many tourist shops in the >> You know, it's like saying it's like Chupacabra, you know, like it might have been based on a freaked out like a kind of like a weird genetic mutation. >> Yeah, but it actually existed, >> but they the guy really saw something. Yeah, it could be like that cuz like
3:20 there's a jackaloupe uh kind of like a fable where they think it's like a real type of rabbit, but it's like not. It could have just been this whole time stuff. >> I think it's just a dude in a >> What's a jackaloupe >> spirit Halloween outfit? >> I need to see what a jackaloupe looks like. >> It's a seal that gets stuck in a uh >> It becomes a jackaloupe. >> Is it a jack rabbit mixed with the antelope? Is that >> Oh, wow. AI is good these days. I didn't know that's what a jackaloupe was. >> Ooh, this ████ looks so ugly. >> Hope you guys are enjoying this. >> Here's Joe reacting to pictures >> from the Jerusalem Post. >> Yeah, it's pretty gross. >> The Jerusalem Post. >> It's pretty harsh. >> Oh, you have to buy that if you want to continue.
4:10 >> Do you want lawn care? >> Do you want >> It was trying to get me to >> subscribe. >> Fund uh Tel Aiv looking at this. Yep. That's the one I saw. >> Are those eyes? >> No, there's just the eye right there. >> That's so sad. >> Eyes everywhere, too. >> Oh, that's rough. That boy look like he walked into thorns, >> too. >> What else does it look like? >> How does he sleep? >> That bunny looks like he's got dreads. >> Oh, yeah. Raafar. >> What else? What else? What else? >> He looks like a porcupine. >> What else? >> Ryan, what else does that bunny look like? >> Hey, let's roast the bunny. >> It's pretty sad. It looks like a >> eat it. >> Well, it's sad because I you think about how animals react. I don't know if if the wild rabbits are like this, but like >> you know when animals know something's wrong with them, they just like act so despondent. Like they just give up on life. So sad.
5:00 >> Yeah. It's really It's really hard. >> Yeah. But then like if a lion sees it and they were not they're not going to want to bite it cuz they'll be like, "Oh, >> yeah." It's like >> you look spiky. >> Like let's level one. >> Yeah. >> Or they're like they're like, "You're not giving me enough chase." >> Oh yeah. >> You're too easy. >> Yeah. You're too easy. Yeah. This is what's happening to the squirrels, too. >> Ooh, that looks gross. >> What the Is that the same? >> Like he got a ton of nut sacks on them or something. >> Oh, that looks bad. >> That's very sad. >> But doesn't it look like he's smiling? >> He's having a good time still. Good spirits. You can't You can't bring the squirrel down. >> He's smiling. >> Wait, I actually kind of see it. >> He is smiling. >> He's a cheerful squirrel. Yeah. >> Yeah. But it's more like how >> he's Maybe he has that smile that's like, "Kill me, please.
5:51 >> Don't worry about me. It looks bad. I'm totally fine." >> I think it's just the glass half full kind of guy. >> He's like, "Hey, it looks worse than it feels." >> Yeah, but they don't know what they look like, so you can see another day. >> Don't worry about it. Huh? >> I woke up this morning, right? >> What are you perfect? Oh, Mr. Perfect Skid wants to judge the squirrel in the wild. That could be worse. >> I could look like a jack alone. >> Oh, you think I can't mate? You think I can't mate? Like this? >> Good squirrel. >> New Jersey squirrels. >> It It's a little sad. The squirrels have an illness known as squirrel fibromyitosis or squirrel pox. >> So, it's so different. >> Oh, >> it's not the same virus. >> They contact uh or contract the virus through mosquito and flea bites as well as from close contact with another infected squirrel. So the infected
6:42 >> useless, man. Ticks, mosquitoes, useless. We don't need them. >> Vote. Vote no on mosquitoes. >> I've been trying to >> I want to sign a petition. >> They're annoying, but they're cute. >> What did you just say? >> Mosquitoes are cute. >> No, squirrels. >> Oh my god. I thought you said mosquitoes were cute. >> I hate mosquitoes. >> I was think about a fight, brother. >> Mosquitoes, dude. >> I'm like a hum I'm like a human mosquito repellent for people next to me cuz I get all the bites. >> Me, too. I get all the bites. No, I get all the bites. >> You know why? >> Why? >> Breathe heavy. >> What the hell? Can you hear me breathing right now, >> dude? The way you shake your head afterwards is ████ sick. >> I thought it was >> I thought it's cuz you had sweet blood. >> No, that's what they say. >> I think like O positive. Do you have Are you O positive? >> Oh, O positive tastes really good. >> I think O positive. >> I'm O positive. >> Then they might They should like you. >> They do like me.
7:32 >> Okay, then. >> Is because >> it's cuz you breathe loud though. >> You breathe hard. which they're attracted to CO2 and they're attracted to body heat. >> No, it's cuz I eat a bunch of bananas every time I go into the wild. >> What? >> Really? >> That's what they say too >> in the wild. >> I don't really eat bananas. >> Bananas. >> It's when you eat a banana, mosquitoes will like enjoy the potassium from your blood. But I don't even eat that many bananas. They bite the ████ out of me. >> Eat that many bananas. >> You just got a lot of real estate though. >> You got a lot of spots. >> But even when I was a baby, they used to ████ bite me. >> A buff ass baby. >> Too much body heat. Bump ass baby. >> Yeah, you're producing too much body. >> When I was a barbell baby boy >> when I was baby brigade. >> He's can't resist saying stuff. >> I just like the letter B.
8:22 >> As a baby part just like I don't know if he's getting bit by these mosquitoers. >> What was your PR as a baby? >> Shut the ████ up. Buff baby eating bananas. Not the BBB man. Puff baby eating bananas. Hey, let's sting that guy. >> Sting. I think they just suck your blood. >> Oh yeah, >> same thing. So Anthony, what other ████ cool animal diseases are there? >> Is there any more? >> Yeah. What What are What's a third so we can have a top three? >> Have you guys ever got bit by them in S tier? >> I think ticks are the worst, man. I remember picking them off my dog, man. They get stuck. Their mouth gets stuck into the skin. >> You got to like take them off a certain way, too, though. >> Huh? Don't you have to like pry them off a certain way? >> Pry them off >> cuz if you if you rip them in half sometimes like the upper body will stay. >> It stays in there and it gets infected. >> Yeah. It's like a whole thing. If you
9:12 get >> It's like these two claws that dig in and then they turn into hooks. So you got to like stick one here and then pinch it out. Cuz if you just take it from here, it just gets it goes like this and it sticks back in. There was a time where I I was watching those like I think there's like dogs in Africa or something where they they remove those like worms or those those giant bugs the fat larva looking ones. You know what I'm talking about? And like >> the dog just has like giant holes >> like the one that Timona and Pumba like to eat. >> It looks like though it's like worms in your skin. >> It's like the Yeah. But larva. Yeah. You >> seen those? >> Pull it up. >> I saw this guy. He had it in his like his head. Oh god. >> Ew. Ew. No. >> Mango worms. >> Ew. >> Mango worm removal. >> Not the puppy. >> Why is it mango worm? I didn't Do they
10:03 grow on mangoes? Never heard that. >> So it's like this. It's like these little puppies, right? >> But then why? He's such a cute puppy, man. >> All right, I'm good. Arms. >> Why is it on his belly, though? Oh my god. >> Poor puppy starts kicking. >> So cute, dude. >> What the ████ are those things? >> Pinch them out. You squeeze. And then look. Now there's just like these open holes in them. >> Oh, so it was only one worm each thing. >> No, they're like multiple. >> Oh, baby. >> We're not even looking at like a really intense Oh, >> god. >> God damn. that many >> those ████ out and then ████ fry them. >> Reminds me of Dr. Pimple Popper.
10:54 >> How do you have Tic Tacs in your body? >> Oh god. >> So many of them. >> And it's just an open flesh wound. >> No. >> How do they get in there? >> Hey, at least it can heal. At least it can heal after you after you kill those ████ >> Are you supposed to like >> take like a worm bath? Well, so the will the fur grow back on there? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. After >> So they Oh, that's good. Yeah. Cool. >> Do they get on human? >> You know, if they get sick, dude. >> Uh, let's let's try human mango worm. >> I just want to >> Dude, I want to do this to your computer. >> I want to break the screen. >> What if Hannah wants wants her kids to have that? >> What the hell? Why would she want that? >> Hannah's not that weird, >> dude. You can tell. Look how ████ up this dog is. Look at Look at all the
11:44 like the lumps and stuff on like the legs and everything. Oh no, dude. >> Why do they bring it in the house and ████ >> Such a girl dog. >> Oh, poor pup, man. >> Look. Oh my god. Squeezing all >> Look at the pup's eyes, dude. >> Oh, poor poor puppy. >> Yeah. So, they just like tranquilize that ████ and then they squeeze all these ████ out. >> Why don't they just do a worm bath? >> I don't know if that thing's strong enough to make those. >> They need to do a worm bath. >> Like squeeze it out. need to be physical. >> Like look look at that look at that tray. >> And they're moving around and stuff. >> ████ >> E. Poor dog. >> That's so ████ up. >> Would you rather have that or the ████ uh tentacle face? >> I think I'd rather have that >> tentacle face cuz this goes away. The tentacle face. I don't know if that >> Butle face is is you though.
12:34 >> Yeah. >> You just eventually fingernails. >> You just eventually die though. >> That's something feeding on your ass >> cuz it's a parasite. No. >> Have this removed. You can't remove the >> if you have nice humans that you come in contact with. >> Yeah, but if you have humans, you just take a antivirus. >> I don't think they can save those money.
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