0:00 Who would get custody >> of Ta? >> Ta would never want to go with Bart. >> Really? >> You don't think so? >> He always says in front of Bart's face, he he'll be like, "Mom, you're my favorite." [Music] >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about are prenups in fact dope or are they not lit? >> It don't even work in California. >> What do you mean? >> You sign it, not valid. Hey, you can't be enforced. >> Mm-m. >> Wait, who's married here? >> I'm married. >> Married? >> Just not me. >> Are you married? >> I'm married. >> Me, too. >> Is that Is that dumb? We shouldn't have got married. >> Yeah, I think that's dumb. Not lit. Okay. >> And then prenups are dope. >> Sounds single. >> You sound single. >> You got
0:50 money chasing, cloud chasing h out there that we're trying to avoid. >> Have you Have you encountered some recently? >> All of them. Everywhere. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> What was it about? >> What kind of stories you got? >> Yeah. What you got? >> I don't have that many good stories. >> You ████ loser. >> Look at me, dude. I'm single for a reason. All right. >> Yeah, we know. >> Are you on some red pill stuff, dude? >> For your mic, by the way. >> Oh, dropped already. You made me scoot. >> Don't scoot then. >> I know. My big old My big donkey ass, dog. Big donkey. >> Um, no. I think prenups are lit, though. >> You do? >> Yeah. Now, nowadays. >> Nowadays. >> You think they're fire? >> Yeah, they're fire for sure. >> Yeah, nowadays. >> Okay. How do you bring it up to your girl? Well, I haven't talked to a woman in at least 15 years, but hypothetically, I would say, um, well, since we're now going into this legally binding marriage. >> Wow, that's so sexy. >> Yeah. No, no, no. Her panties dropped. Her panties dropped when we had this
1:40 conversation. I said, maybe we should also have a legally binding arrangement. >> So, you're going to be passive? >> No. I'm going to bring up the conversation and see what she says. And then a good woman would say, "Yes, puppy. Anything you say." >> And I'll say, "No." And then then then maybe we don't do the prenup. >> I'm going to call Ice on his wife. >> Yeah, if she talks like that, maybe we don't do the prenup. >> Oh, >> because then you know it's maybe a test. You know, you're feeling the waters. >> Oh, >> what about a postnup? >> What about a postnup? >> What how you feel about postnups? >> What is that again? >> There's a prenup and a postnup. >> A postnup is postnup. You get married, >> you do another you go, let's post. >> It's like renegotiating postnup. >> Postnub makes it seem like you're about to duce out of here. >> That's for sure. But you're setting her up. >> Well, >> I'm just saying like, you know, decide it. Who cares? Of >> course, we're going to stay together.
2:30 >> What if you know your your lady can't drive too nice and so you're like, "Hey, I'm about to get the car of my dreams. She's probably going to crash the ████ so maybe we should sign something >> so that you never get to touch it ever again." >> I don't think I like that. >> I don't think you can legally make your wife not touch your car. >> Yeah, you've never had that talk between you two. >> ████ no. We built ████ everything together. The ████ >> I think that matters. I think your bartups. >> Yeah, I'll go. >> I've been researching posting games together. What the ████ >> You That never came up one time. >> I think we talked about it. >> No, we didn't. >> Yeah, we did with lawyers. >> Where was I at? >> At at an office downtown and a recording was out. Yeah. >> No, I think >> it wasn't relevant. >> I think we talked about No, I feel like we talked about all the like major issues and steps of everything supposed to do >> Mexico. >> Uh, no. I think we're probably like in
3:21 the in the garage house like ████ laying on the floor. >> Oh, okay. That would make sense. >> And you're like, I'm not going to let you have all this. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> This is my garage. >> I'm not giving this away to you. You can have that square foot. >> That makes sense. That makes sense. >> But I think we talk about it cuz I think we we'll entertain anything almost like third party. Like we that's how we talk about a lot of our stuff so that you're not too like emotionally riled up. And I think we just came to the conclusion everything is we're going to build it together and everything is always going to be 50/50 no matter what. It's like a It was like easy done deal. Yeah. >> It's a warrior handshake though. No, no, no. It wasn't like this. It was ████ like this. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Battleorn battleorn. >> I think I think when you don't have anything to divvy up, a lot of broke like if we're just we just from broke families like you don't do these things. Rich people though, if you come from a rich family, you should have a prenup. >> Do you have a heir or something like that? >> Of course. And I think that's why I said it like that. Like we built it together.
4:12 But yes, in that situation, like if I came from a ████ ton of money, >> you own five castles or some ████ this guy's living in a garage, then for sure I'd be like, just in case. >> What about just later in life, right? Like I've spent 20 years grinding at work >> now. Prenup's a little bit more of a conversation. >> Sucking your dick and making you relax. >> Not for 20 years. If she sucked it for 20 years, no prenup, >> guys. They usually stop after year three, right? >> Yeah. If you're lucky, >> if we broke up and I married another chick, I for for sure would have a prenup. >> Yeah, that's what I mean. Well, cuz we know someone that actually got hit and then for so his second marriage he's doing a prenup. >> The first one he was like, "Oh, I didn't sign one and I got ████ wrecked." And then he's like, "Well, so for my second one, um, we're just going to go into it with the prenup." >> Some ████ at the mere suggestion of a
5:02 prenup flip out. What do you guys think about that? >> That's red flag. That means you break up. You think it really >> like let's say I uh we yeah we break up um and and you know the new relationship starts. I would for sure want that. >> Are you guys breaking up? Why you guys keep bringing this up? >> Can you tell them now? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Um but ████ I lost my thought. >> My bad. You both brought it up. You both brought it up. >> I thought you don't have ADHD. You have that ████ too, ████ >> It's contagious. >> Guilty ass charge. >> You were saying it's sexually transmitted. >> Guilty ass charge, dude. >> Oh yes, that I would want it. I would want it for sure. Um, and if it would if it were to be brought up, I'd be like, "Cool, we're having an adult conversation. I think it's a reality and I would love to discuss it for sure." >> I don't think it should be a red flag or like why do people look at it crazy? Because like marriage is my joke, but it was true. It's like legally binding. Like the only reason to get married is legal.
5:52 >> Exactly, >> right? It is a business relationship. So why would you have at least a business conversation? You're >> a romantic. >> So different. >> Wow. >> Yeah. There'll be a rose on the table. >> Like marriage is a it's a 360 thing, right? marriage. It's like this. >> So, like, why can't you talk about everything from every angle? >> Well, cuz we grew up with Disney and and Disney is supposed to live happily ever after and anything outside of that. >> They don't show you Cinderella sucking on ████ and ████ So, you already know they're they're leaving. >> Not yet. >> They're all arranged marriages, too. Maybe we just need to go back to that. >> Just pure business. X's and O's. You give me three cows, I give you my daughter. eat down to do your own prenup and then you do your own prenup and then see if they match. >> Yeah, that'd be interesting. >> Oh, like as a hypothetical that would be fun. See what we value. >> Yeah, >> dude. See what happens when you mention it. >> Red flag. Red flag.
6:45 >> Cloud chaser. >> See, the game is you get a prenup if you have more than her. You don't get one when she has more than you. Yeah, that's the ultimate goal. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That's what I'm hunting. Love that. >> Yeah. >> And you live in a state like California where you could be like, I sue you and then 50/50. >> Keep trying to break them up. >> Okay. >> But they're in Nevada. It doesn't It doesn't work that well. >> It's different. It's not Cal. They You need We need to move them back to California. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> This episode is brought to you by the RP Diet Coach app. Remember when I lost over 30 lbs and got ripped for a bodybuilding show? This is the exact app I used. You can adjust your macros your way. Shift your calories from day to day between meals and get instant guidance when your plans change. You tell it what goals you want and then it gives you the plan to follow. It's super easy to use
7:35 and it's built by my buddies over at RP. Jared from RP was my diet coach for my bodybuilding show where I won double first place so you know that it works. To get our special subscriber pricing, go to rpstrength.com/rpskinny. That's rpstrength.com/rpskny t i m e. RP skinny time. Link in the description below. >> Do you think numbers of prenups have gone up or down? They've probably gone up, right? >> Prenups. Marriage has gotten I thought it went down. It's been down. >> No, marriage is crazy down. >> I saw some stat like the amount of >> 30-year-old plus that are married and own a house used to be like 50% in the 70s and now it's like 10%. What if what if marriage is down because prenups are up? >> Maybe. >> Prenups up.
8:25 >> We're going to have to do it anyway. >> Hey, but divorce rates from millennials and Gen Z are low. >> That's cuz we're not getting married, I bet. >> Well, nobody's going outside. >> That too. >> Everyone's ████ online. >> Why'd you point it to me? >> No, the computer, you piece of ████ ████ >> I think I was judging. >> I think cuz our generation, if they're getting married, they're getting married. It's not like boomer boomers who had to or like Gen X who had to. I think one thing that left our gen is uh the social kind of stigma of divorce. >> Yeah. >> So like it's easier if it's easier to get a divorce then I do think prenup should be a thing because there's no consequence for divorce. Back then you would get shame like the church would like talk ████ about you. Like there were so many consequences for having a divorce. >> Women couldn't make money. >> That's a big one too. No bank account. >> You got to get married. Let's literally
9:15 like Yeah, I know. We need to go back to some some traditions. We're good. >> Did you and Hannah talk about the prenups? >> I wonder why you're single. >> Cuz women not for long. >> I don't go into things thinking that it's going to fail. >> So, I probably should have. But I was like, half of nothing is still nothing. >> So, it's half of debt is debt. And you want half of my debt. Go ahead. >> Good for you. >> Yeah, that's sick. >> That is sick. What about you guys? Did you guys talk about it? >> We never did cuz we kind of just built everything from the ground up together. like the whole time. So, it was never even something that came up even. We don't I don't think we like explore ideas like you guys do. >> Like we don't like sit around and go like let's talk about like everything like that. Like I don't think we ever brought it up. >> We didn't have ████ Like we we we started on YouTube together doing Totally Sketch like forever ago and we all had nothing. So
10:06 >> yeah. Yeah. >> Let's say you guys were to break up. How would you divide the stuff? Would you are you like a you just take everything type of person or we do it 50/50 or I >> I set half of my house on fire. That's what I would do. >> Does she actually know how much crypto you have? >> No. >> See, now the prenup's different. >> She couldn't get to it anyway, >> right? See phrase. >> What about the cats though? >> How would you split the cats up? >> Just cut it in half. >> She'd keep the cats. >> Keep the ████ cats. >> Yeah. I go get a dog like I've always wanted. >> A real animal. >> Who would get custody >> of Ta? Tao would never want to go with Bart. >> Really? >> You don't think so? >> He always says in front of Bart's face, he he'll be like, "Mom, you're my favorite >> while side eyeing." >> That's why he's like, "I need to spend more time with family. I'm losing in this game." >> I'm ████ losing so hard. >> I think it's a never non-win game. Non-
10:57 win. >> I guarantee though, if y'all had a daughter, this would have been a different thing. >> Yeah, but I would have wanted her then. I don't care about her. I'm like, "Hey, hey, Samantha, can you give this to >> Tika?" >> I thought you should do a postup. You should do a postnup and saying that you get custody. >> Ta. >> Are postups real? >> Yeah, he made it real moment ago. >> I've heard of it before, but I just forgot that such a silly thing exists. >> It's real. >> It's ████ real. I mean, it makes sense if you What if you didn't do a prenup like some of these situations and then, you know, things are getting rocky. You're like, "All right, let's arrange." >> ████ no. If things are getting rocky, I'd be like, "F███ you." and your post. >> But that's what like a will is kind of >> or a trust or you will like you're you're predicting the future like >> doesn't involve the other person and taking half of their ████ >> Yeah. It doesn't take half ████ But it doesn't have to >> them sign off on it.
11:47 >> You win the lotto. >> Well, so here's this story that I that I recently saw. Okay. This lady's been taking care of her husband. They've been in a miserable ████ marriage for like 30 years. Finally, they get a divorce and he goes to the ████ liquor store, gets a lotto ticket, and wins like $20 million. >> This ████ wants half. >> No, she doesn't even want it. >> Oh, good. >> But I actually thought >> she should take some. >> Yeah, I might throw her one a mill. >> I would say at least pay her back while you were being a lazy ████ >> Like you were doing ████ He He just had projects like I got I got dreams, man. I got these projects that's going to go down. One of those guys, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Nothing. Nothing. Just she's been taking care of his ass. >> But I'm like, "At least pay her back for that money." >> Yeah. But she didn't want any of it. She was just like, "F███ him. I'm I'm so tired of him." And then the news people
12:37 are like interviewing both of them. And then they're like, "What do you think she thinks of you?" I think uh she's so fed up with me. She doesn't want anything to do with me. >> And then they're asking her, "With all this money, would you want him back?" She goes, "No." >> I get it, man. >> Mike, you'd throw her a meal. >> I throw her a mill. >> What kind of red pill guy are you? >> That's true. Yeah, >> she would have to come and clean my house for it >> one time. One last time. >> Sick. He's back. >> No, I do. I uh I I I don't know like the prenup post cuz Yeah, you It's so heated. >> Yeah. Like I don't know if I want real. It is real. >> If I if I marry into money, I don't know if I want her money on a divorce either, though. Cuz I'm going to feel guilty as ████ like if I'm totally broke or vice versa. >> Dude, I know some guys that clean up real nice. >> Yeah, I'm sure. >> Clean up real nice. >> Oh, I'm waiting for I think Jennifer Aniston's single. Are you setting him up on a mandate? What are >> you saying, man? >> No, she's saying that the the boys go
13:27 chase like the sugar mamas. >> Yeah, this dude got a divorce. This guy was able to buy a new house in LA. >> Oh, wow. >> And he gets like he gets like freaking like 10 or 12 grand a month. >> What does he do? >> Nothing. >> That's not true. He's just ashamed to share it with you. >> No, he doesn't do anything. She She is the ████ like CEO. You know what I'm saying? >> He gets child support. He gets child support. >> I know, but he has to do something in return. >> What do you like sucking her dick. >> Does this guy go Does this guy like pick up the phone? He's like he's like, "Hey, where's my ████ child support? >> Where's my 10 G's?" >> That s███'s crazy, too, though, cuz like women mostly would just be trying to have some kids with some rich folk. >> NBA players, bro. >> Yeah. >> Popping condom holes. >> Just ████ rains on those guys. >> Now they got prenup or uh child support 12 different directions. >> I tried cream pie Serena Williams, but she didn't let me. Damn.
14:19 >> Unfortunate. She deserves to
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