0:00 [Music] anybody familiar with he who is known as russian popeye russian popeye who has this been debunked yet hey olive oil they're fried chicken it's russian popeye walking around oh oh this ████ guy you've seen him right i seen that guy he put synthol in his is he biceps joe rogan or what oil like it's it's like what girls use i think before they did the bbl they would do oil brazilian butt lift we talk about this here very often so it's not hard i don't think so so a man russian popeye for his artificially pumped up arms is being urged by fans
0:50 to reconsider his dangerous body mods he's gonna die in five years are they only doing this because he's russia now how convenient come on russian news we left them alone are they going to deploy that guy they should he should be sure sure how to pronounce this i apologize throw him out on the battlefield make him the captain of america carrillo let's go captain russia wait isn't there an actual what was his name the dude from uh scarlett's movie was it captain con skull red school no it's not captain comedy there was a dad it was the opposite of captain america it was scarlett johansson's uh quote-unquote father talked about red skull no no it's read something though yeah captain america the opposite of the olympic gotcha red shield russian guy kremlin you're sure it's not captain kami we'll call it i like that better actually so that sounds like the
1:40 opposite anyways this guy the russian comrade communist okay who goes by the name rookie bazooky on social media that's pretty cool it's still sporting bulging muscles despite having to undergo life-saving surgery on them two years ago life-saving what the ████ this is psa warning do not put olive oil inside don't put olive oil hey the rest of this episode you got to talk about an accent all right this dude who's 25 years old became a social media sensation for videos that show him flexing his giant biceps or wearing outlandish designer clothes he's 25 he's 25 why do we allow this why do we make these guys pop curls for the girls so he began his synthol injections in 2017 in an attempt to get bigger arms duh for curls and girls it is a product that bodybuilders use to enhance muscle mass and create larger
2:30 bulges but can also cause nerve and muscle tissue damage in muscles and even affect cardiovascular health oh no way dude it's way position isn't that crazy who would have thought it doesn't support it of 85 medium chain triglyceride oil and 7.5 lidocaine and 7.5 alcohol vodka and olive oil doctors have warned mr territion that he could face amputation or even death quote unquote i bolt up my arms when i was 20 due to my own stupidity oh he regrets it oh uh i'm not good at this i bulked up my arms when i i'm terrible that's so bad it just sounds like you have cerebral palsy yeah you got it you got to finish
3:26 we'll fix this with an edit hey do it like you have cerebral palsy maybe you'll sound russian there you go all right we fixed it cool why are you going after them man why are you going after them that's what he said i disagree with him but i see that nick the funny thing is that his words say due to my own stupidity i did not think about the consequences and i'm over here trying to ████ emulate that in terrible russian um in 2019 mr tereshin had to undergo corrective surgery to remove lumps of hardened petroleum jelly from his arms quote-unquote petroleum jelly is not designed for injection only external application his doctor said at the time what a lot of karil injected about three liters into is it irreversible i mean it looks like he just damaged the ████ out you know like can you go back to normal at all i don't think you should be allowed to after you do some ████ like that i mean should we see it
4:16 again because if he if he claims he regrets it why does he just ████ take it out oh my lordy can he eat a whole can of spinach yeah or anything like that he's got body dysmorphia a little bit yeah a little a little it's his job bro oh yeah i mean doesn't he does he go into the mirror and go full so it's completely non-functional yeah well like there's like silly ████ videos of him doing stuff like curling and like just doing it it doesn't like 10 pounds when you do that it doesn't make you stronger whatsoever no well the difference is just because he injects liters of this ████ in there it doesn't mean he's stronger it just means it's bigger and then he's the same strength because it's not it's not muscle it's just it's just
5:06 lipids you know what it is steroids steroids are different though right yeah yeah definitely alcohol and ████ jelly it's like it's filler it's filler yeah that's pretty much what it is he's a 1995 honda civic with a hot import night sticker on the back of his bumper which is sick it says type r type r that he stole from an integra that he put back he didn't change anything about it still a soccer mom's car i ████ that's pretty he's probably gonna lose his arm which is kind of ████ to say but it's probably gonna happen he ████ up already in 2019 when he put three liters of petroleum jelly in each arm that's so sad you guys could change anything about yourself physically what would that be and you can't have just a giant glorious golden penis smaller dick honestly it's
5:56 such a shut up she's a ████ thing to lug around should somebody get this guy out because here's the thing here's what you don't understand about having a huge ████ fat ████ you get hard guess what dude i swear to god you might get a brain injury or something you just pass out oh my god too much i feel so bad for you it's horrible let's start a gofundme for steve people got to donate blood to them so you can get hard on blood that's why i need the same type of overflow tank like a ████ how cars have that for coolant i'm telling you man you know what i have been working on my butt cheeks yeah let's see a lot of squats we've been squatting yeah hell yeah and doing uh me and my girlfriend workout with this trainer they they started doing this i mean not started hip thrust yeah yeah get on the ground and you put like a big ass ████ belt barbell and
6:46 you just ████ the air yeah ████ it man your ass just like let's see let us see the progress stand up come on first of all bart's not here you've known me for a long time do you remember my my young butt it wasn't there i had no butt yeah this is this is a just a few months and that's ████ show hey let them know can you see it let them know let them know actually i got a little bit this way this way [Applause] that's why i joined this community it's a great book that's why we like it you know this is a good ass last remaining safe you want me to yeah is that cool all right this is mutual well if he gets to i think we should all yeah not bad right
7:36 this ████ right now oh god damn why thank you why are you afraid to touch it you know this is what i love about you guys it's the last remaining place on youtube where men can celebrate being men do masculine things like celebrate masculine body parts and no ████ here to take us down today if we want to be like yo i like your ass bro like there's no girls that are being like hey what about our asses yeah so can you thought about you okay it's about canal's butt yeah guess what yeah okay you're the best assassin shine on kunal's butt yeah hey thanks brother we could regret this later but just because for the sake of like really really deep and honest and vulnerable
8:26 conversation let's go around answer that question if you really could change something about yourself physically what would it be dude just you ████ white i'm just kidding it's very good that's way good i could really change i would myself man i would have longer this part i think this is cool i think this is cool but this part how much longer stretch it out a little bit longer that much that much more longer yeah what do you call that like an ankle girl yeah a girl growth i want to grow the ankles it's good i think everything else is pretty nice you get an ankle extension but then if i go if i grow the limbs a little longer i think i'm going to have to grow the wrist a little bit i'd be weird that'd
9:16 be weird because then i don't want to be like a dude that's like short like a penguin short top or no like a like a t-rex you know like it's like small yeah that would be pretty nice that has to be physical yeah yeah yeah yeah physical you already picked white though you're white i'm just kidding it's not all right i'm using it up already now he wants to share he's like come on let's give him the floor guys men support men here yeah i mean if it counts i mean i would i would like to uh take away my uh autoimmune diseases that cause dry skin shut up give me some vanity answers no it's truly vanity because my skin gets so dry i got all these like little like dry spots i don't want eczema nobody notices that's physical no he's being vulnerable guys it's supportive and say that he's attractive anyway
10:07 thanks for supporting me in my time of need well i don't want my dairy allergy i got a tube but on my scalp dry skin i want to see longer calves yeah what do you got anthony you want a new face why don't you suggest in your face i think we all agree a new face would be good you know new faces being a fresh start for you and i want more a danceable face a face for dancing hey how about a first place face how about that let's go and it kind of rhymes too that's a good start no that's not physical it's not physical but you're still in hell new physical friends no you can't have that you can't have that you know what's really like hurtful to do is like suggest stuff for other people like wouldn't you not like to
10:58 have nicer teeth oh yeah i could see that that was an issue but damn it's really good i wish all of you were dead so what's the answer anything all right um i think if i be honest uh i was always one of those dudes who grew up i was like oh man i don't like feet i don't like feet but it's probably because i was projecting this insecurity you don't like your own i don't like my own feet what was wrong with you yeah what's wrong you got an extra club hobbit feet you know what i'm saying look can we see what does that mean though you got like hairy feet when you're uh you're uh what's it called the uh the top part the middle toe is like longer than like the uh second toe yeah freaking it's like a name it's like the better for dancing it's not it's not longer it's like the same uh length if you will is it flipping us off is it like no it's not flipping you off it's just the same length as like the next toe yeah rather than like that's like so
11:49 like i like girl hair an interesting place so i got like hairy feet as well so it's like it makes me feel all weird but you're a man yeah you're a man dude lucky for you i'm you're just asking me something because i'm trying to tell you that you're ████ perfect the way you are you son of a ████ last chance to change your face [Laughter] lock you know what we'll do a part two and make sure that he knows that he wanted this decision most of you are going to hell you're 100 sure about the feet sting huh okay no more face it's been six months so anthony six months ago let's cut to what he said okay are you sure this long island cosmetic surgeon
12:42 you you come to me for feet you're sure let me say let me say i never feed my whole ████ life hey you walk in here with that face you come here by your feet people are not going to really see your feet they're going to see your face between between me and you guys you see this ████ you see this ████ you got to support each other and then it never happens wherever you go we got cracks now you can put cracks over are you kidding me i just love that character so much it's called slippers at 50 there's no being vulnerable here i just love that ████ character so anthony for so long that's why i like the character at the moment look at this look at the mirror man i'm done today i'm literally done today my face is cheaper too huh you got one
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