0:00 it didn't feel like a three-hour movie like I it was good like the dialogue wasn't too nerdy like it was actually good ████ it's because they're they're speaking in such like a like a slightly older inflection of English that it's easier to understand because everybody yeah because you're not hearing like different regions you know what I mean yeah [Music] did anybody play Monopoly as a kid yes sir I love that game I still play it we should play yeah let's play that would actually be fun but also probably take like five hours and we probably break friendships here and it'll be hard to edit don't let me be Banker I will ████ cheat I will ████ ████ regardless I will ████ yell and scream and steal your money but what about Monopoly they are the the Monopoly movie live action movies back on the board after Lionsgate has acquired E1
0:50 from Hasbro so now they're trying again to make a monopoly movie can't wait there was already one no the script and the idea had already been put together but like you know until like there's so many Hollywood like rights and politics in terms of figuring out who gets well ownership and IP and stuff but yeah what's the premise I wonder well the thing is you know Ryan was saying this uh earlier before too it's like especially in the era of Barbie and like you know thinking about there's a market corner it opened the floodgates of like IP that's different though Barb did you guys see Barbie that's ████ good it was good technology Cardinals gonna crush it yeah Bart doesn't think so Bart thinks that this movie's gonna suck you think that Barbie's gonna suck that's what I thought but you said it's good we just said it's good you thought's gonna go walk and go bro he said it was going to be as good as ████ Green Lantern the original run rental I didn't even know if the movie was like a good movie I
1:41 just thought that it was gonna Crush in sales and it was gonna bring people back to the theater it did you know my ignorant ass thought that Oppenheimer was gonna help Barbie no no no no Barbie helped Oppenheimer I watched Oppenheimer Oppenheimer is a ████ amazing you guys see it in the 70 um I know but they're ████ even 6 a.m on Sunday was sold out one of my buddies yeah because 70 millimeter for IMAX like the the ████ Film LA and dude it's all La though because like that you know everybody's ████ film I like how you guys are gonna ████ buy IMAX to watch one scene hugely big and everything else is talking scenes yep my buddy watched Oppenheimer the theater the 70 millimeter they showed them the first hour in the third hour and they skipped the second wait what wait what they ████ up they ████ up the projectionists oh
2:32 because when they switched yeah so he's watching it he's like that's a weird he's like I don't know this is weird why did you see the video of them bringing the Oppenheimer IMAX thing it's like 55 miles long or some ████ in a big spool yeah these guys are like what the ████ man ████ you Christopher Nolan dude like for what didn't they do it in the format too that was so ████ up for theaters I forgot it was because even when people shoot things in like 70 millimeter like Dunkirk or random stuff like that they get digitized at 70 millimeter this one is film oh yeah so they're actually running if you're watching 70 millimeters you're actually running films or something I I actually thought there were gonna be more explosions and actions and things to make it justifiable but like it was literally two and a half hours of talking but here's here's the gangster part of Nolan though his contract on it was to make
3:23 sure that his film would take over all IMAX theaters which meant that it ████ up Mission Impossible dead reckoning because that came out a week before but this the second oppenhower comes out every IMAX theater has to cut Mission Impossible dude I heard it's like crazy sold out nobody can find a showing it's crazy sold out dude I we tried I think the third time is when we actually were able to find decent seats you just have to go to like a wack theater yeah that's different La is ████ snobby mcnabberson you know lamb uh ████ uh North Hollywood oh yeah totally empty IMAX no 70 millimeters available at uh the Chinese Theater and it was I think it was just regular it was just like regular thing but nobody saw it there dude I'm telling you Christopher Nolan just filmed a play
4:13 like what the ████ what was it good I didn't see it I saw barbie barbie was the ████ Barbie was good Barbie looks like the better viewings yeah I will like it but I don't want to see I don't need to see it I don't even see it ████ entire train you don't you know if I watch the standard I think it would I think I could see why it would help pay attention if you're not used to watching dialogue heavy movies can you finally hear what the ████ going on in the Nolan movie are you actually you like actually can in the beginning you feel like it's going to be really difficult but it got resolved afterwards but it it doesn't it didn't feel like a three-hour movie like I it was good like the dialogue wasn't too nerdy like it was actually good ████ it's because they're they're speaking in such like a like a slightly older inflection of English that it's easier to understand because everybody yeah because you're not hearing like different regions you know what I mean yeah
5:05 but if you're a history buff and the types of people that pull up like Albert Einstein and this and that and you're just like Albert it's like oh that's ████ dope like the homage and all that and the little yeah yeah yeah I heard they did some improving in a little bit which is unusual for a Nolan movie like when the bomb went off one of the one of the generals is like that was ████ fire but dramas typically just don't do as good as Blockbusters and branded ████ like it's just one is for the whole family and one is for like snobs yeah I will say my favorite meme from the barberheimer entire like Trilogy or concept yeah Barbara Ann is what they call it is that uh Barbie was uh made in Japan sold in America and then uh the atom bomb was made in America [Laughter]
6:03 it's honestly the best movie I've seen this year really really wow Bart doesn't believe me no dude wait first of all Spider-Man across the spiders I didn't see you okay never mind do you think that was better than Barbie yes yeah yes you're a Spider-Man guy though are you you saw you you saw barbie too yeah I also saw barbie yeah it was just very good very good very good I gotta watch that next but Spider-Man literally like even from just an art medium was just like Innovative and Revelation it's very hard to beat that is that a movie that you need to see in the theaters not necessarily I don't think there's any of those anymore their their writing is just so good did you watch the first one yeah the writing is just is too good writing is good our animation is good music's ████ good the whole way they set it up is just brilliant I'm a little superheroed out but I'll get to it if you recommend it I'll get I don't want
6:54 to watch any superhero ████ right now bro that's the crazy thing I'm so all the all the ████ like the Blue Beetle or whatever from DC is is actually like uh predicted to be the biggest flop in super hero movies The Flash just was so far did you watch The Flash I did I liked it you know I kind of liked it I liked it even though some of it sucked and I'm okay with that because some some things that are tasty are so fun Keith Batman was worth it oh I could see that being worse cheating Batman I'm such a surprise yeah maybe such a ████ person for people that like want to grew up with that generation of Keaton Batman yeah because a lot of people didn't that's my Batman yeah that's why it's a ████ for Batman like him just being like you want to get nuts oh my God that's all of us are like yeah I'm I'm a ████ for ████ freeze every pun every pun yeah unfortunately
7:45 so good and uh news flash this isn't about Monopoly anymore oh so what other IP we know that they're gonna ████ IP everything now because Barbies they're gonna make mouse trap they're gonna make Don't Wake Daddy GI Joe they're gonna do GI Joe they did Battleship already remember that yeah they're gonna reboot it don't wake daddy as a horror film it's pretty ████ sick it's a good spooky song Imagine they do don't tweet you're just giving it to them imagine operation I feel like it has to be brands that survived and it's in the memories of uh like Millennial gen Z but also it's still around today for so it's like families can go and enjoy the brand yeah but Barbie was just a huge one because Barbie is synonymous in my opinion to like like Bart had mentioned like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but TMNT is
8:36 already in the Seth Rogen reboot which is like the eighth ████ variation yeah they're just reselling whereas Barbie is like the first of all kinds right like what other major I mean even even Glass Onion is essentially clue over and over wow yeah exactly even the most recent Batman movie right which I haven't completely watched but there were so many moments in it because I kept falling asleep you mean that reason you might read one that was just completely ripped off from when I had already seen in other Batman movies already and so it just it just doesn't have that same like like oh this is new I've never seen this on screen yeah so what's a what's something that survived like Barbie that's still relevant till this day that a whole family can go and oh dude the Jenga movie you're gonna watch the Jenga movie that'd be cool I'd watch wait there's a Jenga movie dude I would have ████ watched it I was like don't ████ with me right now ████
9:27 is the Jenga movie gonna be about Barbie just did so well though there's gonna be an everything movie now and what I can't wait for though is when they're like like Vox is like why the Hungry Hungry Hippos movie like promulgates the patriarchy you actually shouldn't be having a good time at the theater this weekend yeah exactly that's animal rights activists talking about hungry hungry you know I think they could do um Hot Wheels Hot Wheels I thought they did a yeah that's on the list oh they haven't done it yet no not yet not yet well I think in cars but it's on the list of uh of uh green lit films to come yeah yeah Hot Wheels seems like it could be that's a no-brainer they're doing Hot Wheels yeah is it Hasbro or Mattel Hot Wheels it's gonna be a Need for Speed movie are there toys that survived from our era that like taika plays with there's ones that have expanded like crazy like Nerf like oh my nerves Nerf
10:20 is now in pet stores too what like they shoot tennis balls out for dogs to go oh that's cool is there anything that's like IP like cartoon Lego that stuff oh Lego killing huge Lego movies but they have Lego movies yeah Lego movie is amazing Lego Batman was good like yeah yeah Lego Everything dude Lego Star Wars because I wish like some of the stuff that we grew up on stayed like Biker Mice from Mars gargoyles Street Sharks hiker mice no they are doing the Gargoyles the dude that was in tennis is directing it um that'll be so awesome that's a great story dude I remember um SWAT cats you ever watched yeah remember small cats with a K yeah yeah that was a sexual make them do Thundercats and we'll see DuckTales dude we need them back
11:12 but live a concept of live yeah live action Ducks is like they did live Alvin and the Chipmunks yeah that ████ kind of sucked out that sucks but Taiko watches seven thousand times yeah we're talking about like multi-generation yeah yeah when you watch when you watch like Barbie we're adults and we're like yo that was good but obviously even like little girls will still be like whoa how do you do a sequel to Barbie by the way they the Barbie movie is a deconstruction of like a lot of different things doing a sequel that's gonna be impossible because they they go out of the world right do you think they're going to is that what they're obviously they're because they smash well they probably have to know whether they want to or not Greta Gerwig already said she doesn't know how the ████ she's gonna do it yeah because they go out of that world right that's the best way to market the sequel but they completely just unless they already have the second script and she's like I have no idea how to do this
12:02 I mean even if it sucks it'll probably make its money back yeah yeah I mean if they could do it to Matrix but did they Nations for socked man ████ I just I mean I'm one of those fans that I'll watch anything Matrix because I'm just dying for that world I watched it too it doesn't mean it was good they did play with them with four ████ on Matrix Four I really hope they uh he broke the the the third wall too much huh the the last one oh dude the movie thought it was so much smarter than it was that's I hate that ████ yeah in fact after the second one with the mayor of vegina I was like you guys think you're so ████ smart you know what this ████ you know what Matrix Four was it was like uh it was like the Harry Potter reunion of the first movie that's all it was it felt like a parody movie yeah like it didn't feel like the trailer facial explorer was like
12:52 remember how amazing woman was sick like when I saw the trailer for Matrix Four I was like this can't be it yeah it looked like a music video it looked like like a like a student film yeah it was weird that is true I hope they start making movies out of ips that aren't even toys they like Sharpie the movie that'd be ████ funny or like Sharpies or like a movie about the ████ floss thing that you put like this okay the movie The Band-aid the movie Club the movie right yeah [Music]
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