0:00 [Music] and welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys and today we have jason cheney in the back hey thank you dude i feel so hyped up you guys did the thing and drama yeah yeah i feel really welcome yeah i saw your arms come up dude are you a comedian or you're a lifter bro he's a power he look out he's a guy this guy's jack tried so hard ████ boys and girls you must be really special man really yeah oh my god anybody who's got ████ biceps and chin i'm ready ████ jason cheney everybody [Music]
0:52 you look at the guy in little tokyo oh arthur dude you feel even better now i do and it was such a short set too you pulled it out just for that i really appreciate it one more thing one more thing before we start with jason cheney can we just give a round of applause for anthony lee's haircut it's beautiful it looks great thank you thank you this guy's even higher level silk city now bro thank you for that back to jason wait we do stand up comedy and you lift yeah i try to um yeah i do i i don't lift but i do kettlebells recently and i do push-ups but i have kettlebells and push-ups so you got all that ████ it's genetics a lot of genetics well you know are you i'm stronger than you a thousand percent i know i could ████ live more than you but you look better than me thank you man that's all that matters to me i
1:42 just gotta look good so everyone in your family tree is just like mad buff and hilarious all of them like your mom's bluff my dad is fat but my mom it's on your mom's side said yeah lucky dad yeah what is it like because i uh to be a stand-up comedian but also good looking because i heard that they don't like that ████ no and it makes it much harder to be a guy because they're ugly ████ and no no no but um don't be modest you can't call people ugly ████ and then backtrack right a lot of comics are ugly dude that's ████ true funny though there's a lot of guys i have to say this but honestly i've been real this is really recent i i never thought that i was decent looking until recently until why you were doing shorts and then you're like you're giving me a ████ for why
2:32 and then you're like getting all these groupies and you're like why middle of the blow jobs when he ████ had that revelation i must be decent looking what gave you the thought that like oh corey i'm good looking is it good she came out did you know that a lot of asian kids they're like they place their own value on whatever ████ media is right that's true ████ after saying she came out everybody was like i'm slaying i have hope in this world i started wearing letterman jackets what does that have to do i thought you were going to go somewhere else with that yeah that was fire he's ugly that's ████ up anthony the fact that you thought that so quickly that movie just reinforces the idea that you need to know a s███████ of martial arts yeah what kind of kung fu do you know jason chan all of them no no no no what gave you that thought like oh cool i'm not ugly hey cool i i think uh what i i still i still think about it
3:23 sometimes but i think because of social media because before i i wasn't a social media guy and recently i started to do it and then um and then people will be like hey do i mean hey here's my boobies okay okay okay oh so people are sending you pics yeah some of them here's my book jason those are spam by the way i know but i'm married it tells us that yeah yeah they're like it's 50 an hour and i was like what i thought i thought you were a real person no but with like just mutual friends and stuff and they'll give me compliments but i would never like i never was around like i don't really hang out i don't really have friends who are women because i'm married for a while now how long how long have you been why are you laughing at me why is that not what are you laughing at
4:14 it's just the way you say it it just it just makes us laugh it's also because i really i'm really focused in my career because like you got time for ████ is what he's saying no but i never i was never i never i was never confident enough to yeah i was never accommodated but now that you get so many boobies do you ever do you ever reevaluate your marriage like i should have upgraded way higher you're like i gotta i gotta refinance refinance refinance your marriage yeah you ever refinance your marriage of course not oh really what [Laughter] no no um but i feel like so some sometimes people would ask us ask us when i say us i mean me um that when are you when did you know that you're you it's your wife is the one but i don't think that's a thing like there
5:05 isn't a moment that i'm like oh man she's the one so you can have many ones she's still under review really she's still an escrow that's what happened how long have you been married for for like five years but we've been together for like 15 years we known each other we broke up several times but because of oh it's on and off type thing it wasn't like that the way you said it but how is it that what is it like it's really got a dimmer switch yeah if you had this car of a marriage that didn't start so many times how did you know i'm gonna keep this car forever yeah cause you guys work through it right yeah yeah we broke up and it came back together several times but not on and off
5:55 no not like that not the way you said it you make it too real you guys both say you don't want to make it too real dude you give me like that yeah it's not like yeah don't say that dude it was like it was kind of on and kind of off but don't say it like that not like that 15 years is a long time do you have him beat who nah he got me beat we've only been together for 12 years and we've only been married for once he married so i'm a ████ loser it's always a competition everybody's love relationship is a conversation but when did you know you i feel like you have to constantly work on it is it 100 it's more of like as you go through things like he's still finding out he's still he's kind of like this right now my wife is still finding out she's like yo i don't know but this gun is a good deal anymore that's what she's saying yeah my conversation last night my journey was like uh i knew i i remember
6:45 the exact moment where i knew she was the one because my parents were really s█████ and then i remember on one of our first dates she brought out her nephews and nieces there's three of them and we were at focus plaza over there i thought we were doing it with playing boba and i remember the exact moment where she was like how she handled each one of those kids was really fair got everyone above and sat him down and i'm like that's the mother of my child in the future but after we got together she became a ████ dirty ████ and so it's one of those where to get sold on the ████ sweepstakes right and then it goes and then you enter to win this car now and then now you gotta work on it ████ hard to ████ break up and all this ████ crazy ████ to get on and now he just has a time share with seven other people dude but but that doesn't just because
7:35 she is a um not a clean pull say it doesn't that doesn't mean she's not the best mother though the best partner is the thing so that's why i try to convince him that you're a great mother not a good wife i can still go looking for life yeah that's okay really okay age this is how we rock on this side of the table mexican we're a bunch of outfits over here brother trying to give all women a chance here this is a little uncomfortable you guys don't last the whole day usually during your like the problems that you would have with marriage did any of that ever have anything to do with your uh chosen profession as a comedian um that's a really good question that's a really good question man i'm not gonna answer that's such a good question i'm gonna
8:25 shut the ████ up big question bro okay can you repeat i think we got the answer can you repeat that i love the way you said that that's what people need to think they ask you again can you repeat that again [Laughter] no really i think he needs it yeah i think he needs it oh really yeah yeah yeah because uh the pause was let's hear joe try it joe can you try that question again uh jose i was thinking about potatoes basically did you and your wife ever fight like gold red potatoes rusty potatoes
9:16 dutch that's yellows he's still gaining his breath back from that piano did you and your wife ever fight about anything comedy related wait do you still uh do you still like the so oh so sorry i need more time to think do i uh so but you check out a lot no joe do you check out i'm there and i'm here occasionally i heard you guys but i'm just enjoying the ride that's the best answer he's an astral projector sometimes i'm in africa sometimes i'm in asia i haven't been traveling so you know that's the best thing is to have mental vacations what i call it because it's like it's a good time yeah because guys like walter mitty or whatever oh yeah sometimes sometimes do we guys fight yeah she's
10:06 like we're supposed to go on a date and you're like i got a ████ show to do at the laugh factory like has she ever has the source of the fight ever been your career career as a comedian yeah where she's like if you didn't if you hadn't been a comedian this ████ would have never happened why couldn't you like make fun of her in your like bits yeah like in yourself i don't want you to laugh at me like that with so many uh messages yes yeah and also i would answer to some of them you're a politician bro you are the worst politician just explaining what i'm going to answer what i'm not he likes you're good right good remember us when you're in office bro was she never like you should have been an engineer no i honestly she's so patient because she's a kindergarten teacher and
10:57 she's so patient with me and she's uh in the beginning there was some like fights and stuff but uh she's so understanding and she knows that um also if i can't make this a successful career is gonna be her too is the thing because i'm like if i do if i'm very successful uh financially i don't because i just want to do stand-up so it's gonna be yours anyways and but that's a great question but but because but of course i wanna i spend so much time in my career that i don't really see her and also we have different schedules because i'll either be on the road when i this is too serious somebody make a joke no no no that's what you got to talk about this is great people like it this is how you become mayor so yeah yeah yeah i didn't know i didn't know you were uh you only did stand up like that's all that's the only thing you're on the road and then you're like a traditional
11:47 strand stand-up dude that just ████ hits the road and just hits club sit-ups too apparently sit-ups and stand-ups yeah so you're mostly on the road yeah for the longest time but now um because of social social media you could do it on the road too but a lot of people is like hey you got to be in la and take some chances and take a risk even though if you're not making money um you know maybe you could do a tv something yeah like get an opportunity and um so i wanted a classic la dream yeah and then where are you originally from taiwan but i yeah i came here when i was 13 13. would you be offended if right when you said taiwan i went ah china he just walks out no yes he's like i look way different okay
12:40 he has really good bits about china and taiwan so i just do you have bits about taiwan china yeah but the thing i'm half chinese are you really yeah how do you feel why did you say it like that why do you keep hearing things like that [Laughter] he just says everything's sexy sorry there's a lot of too much taiwanese here today yeah too much time inside of the room you're you're you're happy i'm a halfer yeah yeah wait that's too much he's more like singaporean though what's the limit you know you know how like singaporeans different it's like the wakanda of asia you know what i mean they just like they understand things differently it's the silicon valley of southeast asia the wakanda very eco-friendly eco-friendly echo or eco which one is it you're talking about you should be both it's like if north korea and wakanda had
13:30 a baby because underneath it's like north korea i like the north korea part yeah that's my favorite part about singapore because if you chew gum they ████ you up they ████ you up they can you dude that's a north korean tradition ████ up people who chew gum but they're also like las vegas because you could ████ a hooker anywhere yeah you could go to the mall there's a hook yeah there's zing reporters hook is hooker friendly yeah they're hot singapore is hooker friendly my mom last time we're in singapore we stayed in this place that has a lot of you know prostitutes that live there and um or sex workers or whatever you call them and she was like hey you guys let's go on a night on the town and she took us around and she's like this is where all the sex workers are and this is where all the australian dudes come and take out money from the atm and purchase the women she showed them the atm specifically she was like this is
14:21 the atm it was like she it was late night and she was like hey what else are we gonna do let's go for a nice walk and then she showed us all around singapore that's a nice one that's my mom how much is it i don't know i didn't ask okay um but next time i'm there i'll inquire for probably thank you it's crazy how like uh what's acceptable and unacceptable in different countries because i was watching this video with tim and his dad and his dad was saying like he was like asking his dad when he loses lose his virginity and i think he said like 15 or 16. and then tim's like what the ████ is that young for your generation and goes no it's weird if you haven't there's hookers everywhere so if you haven't lost your virginity your friends will take you to go yeah that's tight i was like there's a tie that's tight bro honestly like just rip the band-aid off you you lose your virginity to a hooker that's not to a professional to a professional yeah yeah cause like when you
15:11 because then when you want to go to somebody that you care about look them in the eye you you want to be a little more experienced you know without them knowing yeah you don't want to be a creep you know you want to be a weirdo you want to wear them out like yeah i had sex with hooker you just want to be like is it my first time yeah but like can i work around this moment maybe yeah that's really true two different ways to think about it i guess yeah two different that's what i heard from my friends for me though it's just all love because i never did anything wrong yeah nina why you gotta make it so real like i make it so real you know you don't no no no because you seem like you're writing a open letter so i'll just always gotta throw in the ████ pronouns when you said nina i looked around like she was in the room for some reason i don't know who's he was citing an open letter hey back to jason over here just focus so taiwan huh yeah how do you feel about taiwan because i'm gonna ask a kind of personal question
16:01 okay um because you got like that asian don't raise them and kind of like are you a lot older than you look how old are you yeah it's ████ same age as ip yeah yeah yeah yeah you're donny yet like you can honestly be anywhere from like 26 to like 38. that's true that's very realistically yeah plus you're in good health and fitness so he's probably even older yeah 26 to 48 38. oh don't get mad at me he's like ████ potatoes you could do i feel like if you shave your um and make this about you again um but yeah i feel like most asians could do that so so are you not going to reveal it that's fine i don't care i'm 31. politicians that was your layup just to say your age you weirdo just say you're yeah my age 31. i i don't care about
16:52 that wait don't make it too real like tell me what he looks like okay yeah but what he looks like his age you want the real thing just say the number dude why are you getting this is frustrating i'm sorry you guys i ████ up now nick gets a taste of his own medicine no but how old are you now i don't believe you're 31. because you deflected so much i think you're a liar now yeah good for you though 31 man what did you look like give him the truth okay like 30 [Laughter] seconds thirty twenty thirty two that's a year dude thirty thirty three three thirty seven thirty seven dude you
17:42 could ████ thirty five he ████ looks 21 just saying 35 do you think he's four years older than you are like ████ 15 dude stop guessing stop guessing 32 okay i'm 29 no you're not all right i'm 38. are you 29 yeah okay it's because you're very experienced in what dude not in love making i'll tell you that all right i don't know why it happened yeah dude jason jason how old do you think this is how do you think how do you think mark is how do you think he looks it's around this around the same like 30 30 20 30 10 30 asians rule the world yeah how do you think how do you think bart is like 30 uh just one number just one number and just stick with it all right and that's what you stick with jesse company
18:33 all right i'll be confident right now 36 36 wow that's good how about right do right you're right i feel like ryan has a younger face but i think you're older oh i feel like you guys are all just saying the number dude all right 39 man 30 no 38 38 and a half 38 my turn my turn all right you look older like three centuries like he looks like he came from the 1700s and then dressed like he goes you look over there all right 30 30 what 30 41. you're like the keanu reeves of our generation yeah yeah all right well you don't care
19:23 though joe i don't ████ care no just tell me the number 45 45 let's go all right all right like like like 30 41. 30 41. 30 41. all right anthony [Laughter] anthony is um that's all we got for the video today guys [Music] you know what i love that he's really thinking about it to give us a good answer yeah i want to give you an accurate answer he only gets my good side but what's anthony though 30
20:13 30 30s late 30s 30s lately he looks older but you're giving me the same age 38 37 37 are you spelling out numbers it's like he's saying a code or something yeah because it's like usually it's like an anaconda right there [Laughter] as accurate as the thing bart i'm trying to be accurate i don't like trying to say that i'm trying to i'm trying to change the second note what's the gauge like what are you analyzing well okay look well he has a little fish here you know what i mean a fish like a fish um
21:04 like a crow's crow's feet crow's feet okay so that minus is maybe like six months he was really adding it i was trying to add it i didn't know i was gonna ████ in this feel like what the ████ dude no but no but you have you have nice skin i'm ████ crowing now he's gonna be all look like going like this i got 45 dude he said you look older he gave me the same age 45 is a joke that was a haha wait i think you got everyone's age right except for both yeah you did he's still 15. hey i'm 17 years old dude you're not even allowed to work here wait right are you yeah yeah yeah you got everybody's ready what was yours 39. i just turned 39 yeah yeah that was his birthday like a week ago see i would try to be accurate that's really good yeah if i
21:55 ████ said it he's all hella right like what the hell right yeah man that's my time everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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