0:00 call centers getting hacked oh I love those they did one where like want [Laughter] elaborate a man who was cheating on his wife is suing Apple good after the wife discovered deleted messages that he sent to hookers yeah dude yeah man if they're deleted they should be gone how did she find that that's interesting what is this archive ER dude that's he's from England he says that Apple's lack of transparency over the way that you delete messages has led to his wife filing for divorce it's just one of those things where because they get the uh they're both on the phone plan she can like check with the with this carrier cuz that's some amateur ████
0:50 didn't know that oh really he did not know that so he his complaint is that when you when you delete something and it says it has been deleted and then you find out your big wife yeah found recovered it snooping around yeah recovered it snooping around by the way that it was messed up that you were looking through my phone yeah cuz I think to him he was like apple violated the code it's supposed to be bros before H and then Apple didn't do that cook why you man why is she invading his privacy that's what I'm saying does she have no respect but she's like but I found you talking to hookers but it's not about that it's about how you were going through my it's the principle it's the principle you have no trusted me that's exactly right it's like baby I'm hiring a service what made her go through her phone he might be cheating on me what
1:41 made her was the last years of their marriage right he he says that he he eventually turned to Hooker because he wanted to have more uh companionship cuz it was her fault she wasn't giving him the attention so he had to go to a hooker so then she drove him to it she was being stingy honestly so then he tells the court he's like if you told a message is deleted you are entitled to believe it is in fact deleted what lawyer took this case what the he probably represented himself he says he says it's all it's all quite painful and raw still it was a very brutal way of finding out for my wife that's funny my thoughts are if I had been able to talk to her rationally and had she not been such a ████ and went through my phone I might still be married right now believe she said that I like that he blames everything like if Apple did their job I would not got caught yeah my wife didn't dig through it I wouldn't
2:31 have got C can't take accountability at all he's like man see if Apple told me from the first place I wouldn't even use these messages to talk to hookers that's my thing is how do you not how do you not know everyone knows that nothing's really deleted don't you read the news like every day there's people who are like it's like oh yeah they recovered this from like this hard drive even like you could break a ████ hard drive with a hammer and sometimes they can recover and there's so many stories of people like in a positive way being able to recover messages they needed so it's like yeah you could for you could straight up format a hard drive and empty it and then take it to a hard drive Recovery Center and they'll pull they'll find that ████ that's why they exist yeah right whatever happened in the good old days where guys got burner phones that's true I don't think people are doing that anymore you need a phone
3:21 where you watch I like how he's even twisting it on on Apple like man it it was so traumatic for her to read that like she had to find out the hard way you ████ her over and it's like shut the ████ up dude I know so so stupid well if you had a burner phone if nobody suing Boost Mobile tell you that that's why that's amateur ████ if it's like you're going to pull that stuff burner phone is like the oldest tried and true meth oh yeah how about those crickets company on the street free phone free data get a Cricket Mobile that's what it's for man here's the thing if you have a burner phone and an alibi for why you have a bur phone you're gold see now I think now if you really think about it if you really want to be not be lazy about it in overachiever about cheating you probably have to get a burner phone and put it in a separate location you can't keep it at the house put cuz that's the cliche is your wife finds your ████ burner phone put it in the
4:12 vent or putting your your like in a in a Ziploc bag and put Captain Crunch from the company it's a work phone yeah the company gave me this work phone yeah oh let me see it oh I can't show you my work phone so stupid the worst thing you can do is even mention it at all why are you even having a oh hey babe this is my work that's exactly are you putting it away put away expect to have that ████ Oscar level acting like oh yeah so babe um I know what you're thinking another meeting it's like you're not that good your phone like here take this one she's like you work at Ralphs dude that's the problem is that some some idiots just don't know how to keep their mouth shut about their own Secrets it's like just shut up just have a burd phone shut up yeah but Ralph has to be in the flower department now they need me on call babe I got to make
5:02 these bouquet bouquet man high turnover feed be with I'm a be like that's the most ████ sounding job I've ever heard I'm a professional beater hey babe I'm feeding the ma but I need a separate work phone that is pretty crazy that you could register like certain things to burner phones and there's nothing that can be done if you like commit digital crimes with that really wait really you can set up a burner phone and nobody knows who you are yeah you know how like you know how like when tell me more please you know like when stuff happens to you where like you get scammed or something and then you're like well I'm going to find that number and see where that goes and it's just a burner phone and then the Trail Ends there they paid cash the cops are like well sorry that's it damn that's all it takes yeah that's really all kind of like a a phone version of
5:53 like a prepaid phone card cuz you just spend like here's 200 bucks give me this phone that has a number I can call but it just stops here and there's like no other identity I just get that scammer payback guy he'll find everybody scammer payback finds everybody who's that was that the glitter bomb guy yeah the glitter bomb guy dude yeah but then he's going to use non-lethal things against them oh good plan have you guys been watching that Indian dude the theck call centers getting hacked oh I love those they did one where like want to elaborate yeah they did one where all of those guys came together did you see that yeah yeah yeah the squad they collabed there's like all of these different anti- scamming hackers is that what you're talking about yes they got like a building together and then they
6:45 created like a ████ hack team mhm or like a scammer anti- scammer team and they got fans to come through and dude that was high production I thought that was so sick I like how they talk about it in the video like a voice of and you're just so connected to it the whole time did you guys see the ring doorbell video of the mom no you stupid elaborate on itly exactly I fell for it dude I said a bit uh so yeah this guy is saying that his his divorce he blames on Apple it's all on Apple because Apple told me my messages were deleted when they weren't Android would have never done this to me if the message had said these messages are deleted on this device that would have been a clue or or or cuz it's on
7:35 this device not deleted you know from the cloud or whatever he says or it should say these messages are deleted on this device only brother you got to take your L man he's extending the pain right now have friends back in the day that had that used burner phones to cheat on their girl no no used burner phones I didn't have any cool friends I had a buddy who used Craigslist really cheat on his wife well looking were seeking Arrangements on Craigs he went yeah he went to I think it was that yeah or the the ████ one whatever the ████ one is he was on the ████ one yeah that's the one no casual encounters casual ENC casual encounters man people don't even know they don't even know about that era of Craigslist it was so messed up dude I remember most of misconnections were ████ losers that would just see a girl like at a festival or something and think they had a connection think they had a moment yeah but it's like man she
8:26 was probably on ecstasy looking like ha ah you know and then you're like oh my God she loves me we lock eyes and they'll write some long ████ like if you were ever at EDC or like if you were there at the ████ uh at the bar on Friday night on Sunset and you were the blonde and you saw me we locked eyes for a moment I'm like you simp ass ████ dude I did it once remember that we should read a bunch actually we should do that as a segment dude okay now it's called activity Partners no way hey it's called wa craigsl still has a thing for that it's called activity partner I remember for a minute I thought they scrubbed I thought they scrubbed shut down cuz of the hookers well let me let me ask you what this means then baned in urgent need of a female flutist take me to band camp shut up Woodland Hills I'm not
9:17 kidding yeah I read it what does that mean band an urgent need urgent need of a female flutist she does how play the flute that's take me to band camp Woodland Hills give me a ████ break it says it's cold in the recording studio bring some warm clothes what the what is that call call them call them oh yeah speaker like they have a number in there do you got a bur phone for thisone dude this is why we need a bur phone and you're like hi uh so I'm a flute teacher and I'm responding to your ad about needing a flutist here's another one looking to hang out Burbank young young 20s male here looking for that's who 420 420 friendly tonight nope not interested he's saying nope like it not
10:08 interested you know it's because all of that became um prostitution yeah instead of people just hooking up looking for the Asian guy I saw on the bus today downtown LA hi there looking for a goodlooking Asian guy that I saw on the 51 bus today in Downtown LA is that misconnections basically you know what's really sad when I was when I was going to uh buritos Community College I had like a a moment like that with a girl in the parking lot when I got to school and we like looked at each other and I was like damn but I had to go to class and then I came back to my car she left a note and was like Hey like like we caught eyes whatever like and she said that's very forward of her yeah and then it turns out she was just promoting a club A telling me to come to the club to see her she was the original she was the original like basically ba and switch
10:58 like the girls be doing that on Tinder they match with you and then they give you the only fans link MH yeah cuz I called her and she was like yeah you want to meet up I'll be at glass house on Friday night like I was like wait a minute you you trying to wait how do you already know that I would fall for it I would have gone to glass house with flowers yeah because that's because we're having dinner tonight what do you mean there's a $40 cover charge cuz that's all she that was like her like her priority I I was trying to talk to her about other ████ and she's like yeah we'll talk about it at Glass House let's go come glass house like oh ████ you saw through it you saw you saw through it right through the glass to you're cool actually I would you're cool you must really like glass house yeah
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