0:00 [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys we have with us the lift gun alex acosta right before you came in this fool had dropped a bomb on us and told us that he's got some developments happening with his parents and to catch you up okay this is ████ crazy i'm so it's so surprising that he just kind of nonchalantly said it too because we're just like what the ████ okay so bart comes from a broken home all right so bro as you could tell by the so ████ broken that his mom had to get a re restraining order for the dad because he was beating his ass up so hard he got bruised up trying to take pictures take him to court or shouting order on him or his dad his dad when he was a jewish dude he was doing
0:50 wushu on me because he was practicing whatever he learned in kung fu yeah after watching a bruce lee movie he was ████ using bart as a punching bag but his mom did try to get a restraining order on bar because bart was just biting her all the time but that's besides the point okay so after that bart was living under his mom's roof and then one day you were being a trouble boy and you started living with your dad right after military school getting kicked out of too many schools or some ████ yeah then i moved in with my dad because my uh my other cousin was a fob which means he's a model citizen he was doing really good at mark keppel and my dad said you come live over here and you can learn from him and uh which is an interesting arrangement because somehow he convinced my cousin to move out of his house to live at our house like to literally like he might say my dad said move in with me
1:41 to learn from your cousin he meant it literally so he had two rooms uh both one was a sleeping room so i had a bed my cousin had a bed and then we had another room a study room and it would be two desks so instead of me having my own room where i have my desk in my bed and then he has his own room where he has a desk but he literally wanted me to like ████ chaperone his ass or shadow his ass the whole ████ you're his apprentice the one time that he uh pissed me off i told him that if he wasn't my cousin i would have whipped his ass how old were you during this this is probably when i was like 17 now 16. all right so 17 years old he's living with his dad right during this
2:32 whole time mom and dad never ████ talks fast forward i come around and i see this whole thing go down i meet both of his parents they never ████ talk they don't they're in the same room they don't even they talk through bart right he has a wedding they finally come together right i see his mom standing at the beach and mad dogging his dad like he is a disgusting piece of ████ and david could ████ vouch for this because he ████ was laughing right never talked fast forward to what we find out his bart moved in with him in vegas and he's like how about you and your uh me and your mom get back together and out that was the last thing he ████ told us a month ago and we're like whoa and this morning he goes they moved in together
3:22 yeah so my dad what the ████ right so we got my dad um a house but it's still being built and so it was actually jill's idea she was like why don't you get because he was gonna wait out like like the two years or whatever but you know like during the housing market was like was high um in la and it was still low in vegas yeah so she was like why don't we have him sell this house when it's still worth more and then just move in with us and then buy the house in vegas when it's still cheap so it was a really good idea i'm like cool like everyone was super happy he moves in and once he moved in and i think he liked the comfort of it only from his side because we find him annoying as ████ and we i didn't know there's a no inside of him he's like hey you know after the house gets built um how do you feel if like
4:13 i just keep living with you guys and i'm like nah that's not cool yeah i'm like that's it you gotta get the ████ out of here we had a trial and you failed the job interview i was like you need to get your ass out and then i guess he started like thinking all sad and ████ and then like i think what he imagined vegas to be is completely different he goes dude i go to the hospital and they don't even speak chinese i'm like because it's america ████ he goes but yeah but in like the 626 i'd go anywhere everyone understands what i'm saying so i guess it's so much easier for him to get around like at the dmv like there's no translators at the vegas dmv so he's just not used to it i'm like to move your ass back to ████ monterey park then and um yeah so he so he was like oh ████ am i gonna live by myself if i move back my son just want me to live with live with me i live with them what am i gonna do she had this wise idea you go oh you
5:03 know what i'm alone i know your mom's alone she's probably hella lonely like what what if i go and moving with her and on my dad that's the dumbest thing i've ever ████ heard because i was like in the last 30 years you guys been divorced i mean how many times has mom texted you he goes none i'm like that means she don't even care about you and then he goes oh no no you don't know you don't know what us people think like at our age i'm like yeah she would have told me you know my mom loves to vet and ████ talk ████ all day and i'm her first person to go to because i'm the only child so i hear everything from her and i'm like if she ain't telling me that kind of ████ then it ain't going down and then he was not i have to try whatever so i'm like all right go you go try and uh i guess lo and behold he pitched it to her and then my mom's like well if you want to move in you're not
5:54 going to move in as my husband because you ████ that up so he goes i'll let you move in as my child's father so i have another room you stay in that room and here is a ████ contract that you gotta follow we're gonna go to the park and exercise an hour every day we gotta go ████ listen to these buddhist sermons and all this ████ right she said that too oh this whole ████ list of ████ and then my dad's like you see how crazy the crazy ass of a ████ your mom is i'm like i told you that's the person mom is i'm like that's why i don't want her to move in either i'm like i already know how crazy she is and you know how this is the reason why you divorced but then i think my dad's like he's just at that age where he just wants company you know so he'll settle yeah and then he was just like oh you think your your life is gonna be uh less busy am i honest yeah i don't think
6:45 so like once tiger gets older and older i'm just to be more invested in his life he has soccer games basketball games whatever i'm just going to be more and more involved like the the type of like fantasy that you want to live i'm like it's i think you're just making up in your own mind you know it's so funny and it's crazy because like now i don't even talk to him as an adult it almost seems like i'm talking to a child like he'll come to me like he like walks all slow and ████ he goes hey this is my vision imagine like christmas right we're eating dinner and it's me your mom like you jill tyka and we're having this nice christmas dinner isn't that nice and i'm like hey dad out of the seven billion people in this world i'm like you know how many people have that vision he goes how many i'm like one i'm like that ████ is not gonna fly and he goes
7:36 did you ever tell him like you know you cultivated this relationship like you're a ████ ████ that's what i told them i'm like why are you why are you trying to pluck fruits you never said like ████ planted the seeds for you know like if you wanted this beautiful vision of a family you need to pave the road for 30 years to get there you can't just come in and demand ████ and so like uh now like it feels bad because like every single time i feel like i'm setting my new boundary i'm like nah dude i'm not going to have this toxic relationship in my life with both of my parents and i got to keep things away so i have my good mental space but then that toxic term is such a like american concept because as soon as i set that boundary the asian boy instead of like i can't believe it was so disrespectful to my ████ whip myself in the back
8:34 [Laughter] it's really crazy to hear you talk like that like to your parents in general like because i would never imagine bart would ever be this mean to his dad so mean i'm so ████ mean and i think one billion people i'm only person out of billions that want that dude my mom will ████ text like she texts me paragraphs right like of ████ and i just go ah too long won't read damn that didn't look long i'm like too long won't read it's all okay all right yeah okay yeah like she'll write like cool watch she likes to write ████ like this boom boom boom boom boom boom i just go i wrote which is i don't know [Laughter] boom boom boom i'm like dude i gotta set boundaries i just feel like as a kid i got walked over too much and i never had
9:25 my own life that now i have my own life my own family and i like the way it's going then i'm not gonna let ████ ████ it up i think that's you and you're right too because like messed up they can't oh they can't cultivate this relationship with you and be tyrannical and expect you not to resent that yeah but that's not his mom right his mom's not doing that they're both like that in different ways but she's not like trying to tell you how you need to run your life or trying to get into your life right yeah now she's going so now i guess she my dad's on her like they're on ████ team whatever the ████ now so my mom's like hey you got ticket your father man you got only got one father today's video is brought to you by masterworks you think jeff bezos has an iced out ape jpeg hell no that guy's way smarter than that plus nft our old news racers is all about diversifying now makes sense the
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11:56 decisions and then the re the consequences of those decisions he wants me to bear with him yeah right like for like hit like now he goes man i made a big mistake i should have never sold that house and i'm like yeah cause now you got an empty ass house in vegas that ain't nobody gonna live in too you don't have to rent it out and do all this unnecessary things because he didn't think it through did you tell him not to even move to vegas originally originally i was like ████ one guy he said don't move today [Laughter] i care about you guys that's how you know i care about you guys i don't want my parents near me i'm conflicted i want my friends close i don't want those fools dude i'll try to get my mom to stay in taiwan i'm like what are you doing back here
12:46 way better over there you can walk around and all that mom chyna's about to roll through any minute now just chill just stay there yeah but yeah so my dad is he's in this phase of like i make stupid decisions but then instead of accepting the consequences he wants me to endure them with him so that's that side of like pressure my mom is like what that confucius say like it's like so she has her horse to tell her stuff yeah rule said fortune teller that kind of looks like so i gotta follow and like you only got one father oh you're chinese chinese people need to do this i'm like ████ if you get 20 german shepherds they'll all behave differently you know like just because they're a german shepherd don't mean they're going to be german one opens a gym [Laughter] one because don't give me that chinese ████ man we don't have german
13:36 shepherd in the zodiac here do you see german shepherd what if she wants to move her fortune teller in oh i wouldn't be surprised she's tight with all of them wait so they're both moving to vegas or they're coming back here no they so they're staying here which is good because it's far away oh wait did he he moved in with her yeah you know how so we sold our house right yeah when we moved to the apartment my dad uh went to my mom's house yeah so he was already planning the exit and the funny thing is your mom accepted it she gave him options and said sure and the last day oh ████ killed me so the last day we're parting our ways my dad left in the morning he goes one day i'll see you again oh and i was like oh ████ [Laughter]
14:27 i'm being so bad boys [Laughter] oh yeah i mean you did a lot of ████ so you're saying now you just have two big old houses in vegas two people housing i live in an apartment right now but you're getting your house built and then now you have your dad's house yep that i gotta like rent it out for it's not even he just has to do the work and rent it out and his dad gets the money yeah so i'm gonna rent it out for him and then i'll get director positive so my dad could have access to whatever when the tenants have ████ they're gonna
15:18 ████ bother bart yeah pretty much when i'm like you shouldn't have moved in the first place so it just feels like he's just going and leaving a trail of ████ that i'm like oh ████ i gotta fix it that's called good boy good boy asian culture you're doing a good job and american is called toxic relationships oh you so ████ american now man with the white terms come here you you be you born here while one generation you learn so much ████ smash ████ boy what would james wang do yeah yeah i don't know i need to call the one have you seen them together i haven't i haven't yet that must be ████ weird dude they're making out dudes what if you go there and that extra room is not extra anymore and they're just in one bed oh [Music]
16:09 whatever they do i honestly like i'd be down because i told my parents too i was like if you guys are going to make this move i don't want to be in the middle right the last thing i want is to be in the middle so i'm like i just want i just want both of you guys to be happy and if that's alone awesome if it's together awesome i don't care what ████ happens but if you guys got beef um you guys gotta like handle it yourself the only other thing i the only time i would step in this is when i was telling my dad i'm like mom has a short fuse she's on menopause now she's got a mustache her ████ test levels are ████ high struggling just pulling 305 yeah i was like i saw a pull 315. crazy so i was like if she kicks your ass out um which is highly possible let me know i'll help you find the place um but just know that that is
16:59 the direction that it'll probably go into yeah like happily ever after i was like in my opinion i don't think this is what this whole thing was measurable yeah yeah but so far so good you gotta just believe in love again bart what's up what a cute story though they end up back together dude i hope they i hope they get married the cute story is this guy's like happily ever after i don't ████ see you going that way at all i believe in love not my parents if you've been around my parents dude they love them ████ energy is strong dude your parents relationship reminds me of my parents because i when i when i hear them together i'm like dude you guys have to move on opposite sides of the world dude you guys you guys cannot be near each other it's like oil and water wait so is your dad adhering to the contract now so far so because you've been working dude he's been going to the park bro he's been going my dad so my dad has a
17:49 uh you know my eye is older so his prostate's enlarged and stuff and so my mom also made a hard rule like the bathroom you can't use mine you have to use the other one right and then my dad's like dude but sometimes i have to wake up pee in the middle of the night or whatever and he goes no it's too bad either that or you bring a bucket in your room like these are the rules and then so my dad told me he was like man the ████ that ████ the other day we went to go work out at the park and i was about to ████ piss myself and then uh but the bathroom was closed cuz you know your mom likes to work like workout at six a.m so i have to go pee on a tree and i'm like that's mom life you know if you want to be a part of mom life that's what you have to do on a tree is pretty fun dude but an old asian mass imagine just like nothing to see here i gotta pee on a tree sometimes you gotta go you gotta go so i'm like i
18:39 don't even know nothing that's still peanuts yeah having an enlarged prostate makes you pee more yeah because it pushes against your bladder i swear i'm not a mainlander i know that's all stinky people like god the chinese are here yeah that's crazy so now they're hanging out and so far so good he just texts random things like he's like i haven't watched tv in two weeks do you know my mom haven't watched a parade for two weeks well she just has like buddhist sermons playing on every single speaker tv in the house what is he is that a complaint or is it is he proud of himself i think that's a complaint probably you know what's funny though is you know how they say it's always good to get dogs in pairs because they ████ take care of themselves ever since my mom got um remarried barely get a phone call now so it's amazing so now bart's getting two times the text
19:30 messages of complaints because they're together well now my mom since my mom likes to yap a lot she's just channeling whatever my dad so now she texts for her and someone else oh damn see i guess it's different because you're an only child where before my mom was remarried it was me and my brother getting it and then like after she remarried nothing it's the best do you guys have any uh other stories from your parents in there well my parents are divorced but they're like cool they're homies so oh that's boring they got some cool tips for you know get in there and stir things up man yeah no yeah they've always my mom's remarried and my dad is my tech she's technically my half sister right because she's from my mom but my step-dad my actual dad is her godfather oh yeah so you guys worked that out real good
20:20 yeah they're they're still real cool like we were out just out in arizona this past weekend and we were all chilling the whole time so yeah it sounds like a dream it was cool yeah i mean it was nice i mean if they hated each other we never knew so they've always made it seem like they were super cool yeah i think like if we fast forward maybe five ten years and my parents are a little bit older and they're not in the feisty old person stage oh yeah it might be easier to deal with you mean when they're gonna just basically breathe and survive that's perfect yeah he's like oh man that's because babies yeah cause my mom's still in that feisty stage where she's dead or she's down to like argue like i could just feel in the text like i already ended it and she goes and another thing and then oh my ████ wow i'm like yeah you still want that ████ she wants to smoke yeah you want
21:10 some get in the ring dude bart's mom got the fire how old is your mom uh 70 something 71 something like that oh sure you said she's still going through menopause well she went through it she went through it so her testing levels are high now still yeah i was like i think even with my parents good relationship it would be weird if they were like together though like living in the same house for me i don't know if i could like comprehend that yeah i'd feel really weird nick are your parents together yeah yeah legally they're still together wow gosh what about you ryan yeah yeah you didn't ask me you said your mom remarried i just felt left out bro your parents are still together right how when did you guys parents like divorce like how old were you
22:00 all of you guys i was six oh you know what i told my parents too so my mom was like complimenting oh actually my dad so my dad was like oh man like i really like your and gio's relationship are you raising taika and then he passed that along to my mom you know so my mom was calling me and she was like hey you know your dad said that he really enjoyed living with you guys he really liked your guys the teamwork that you guys had and i'm like oh you know uh how i based my relationship and then she was like how i was like on the opposite dad dude costly just dunking dude wait what you you based your relationship on the opposite of what my parents fireworks you guys set the example of exactly what not to do so i just followed that that's ████ funny that's dope yeah doesn't feel good to say ████ like that and then afterwards bad asian boy bad boy boy
22:51 bad boy my mom ████ beats herself up so much that i it's not fun to me anymore i wish so if my parents had the phase of like oh man like realization i take responsibility for what happened instead of like oh my son did everything wrong a hundred percent you know like no room forever then i'm like if if they switched it i would probably back off but i never got any of that they still think they're the right one [Laughter] yeah that's tough man there's no growth with that but yes nick my parents are still together thank you for asking why did you answer that like 10 minutes later dude because everybody cut me off ████ you chased the subject dude you like looked around the room you just want to call me a ████ [Laughter]
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