0:00 That's the only person that's the most foreign to me. Okay. Cuz I don't know. I How would you guys repopulate? Way of choosing. How would you guys repopulate? I don't want to. Haters will call this clickbait. Okay. Haters will call this clickbait, but it's not. It's not clickbait. This is a real discussion. If for some reason we had to repopulate the earth with one of our wives. Oh my god. But it can't be our wife. our current wife. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is clickbait. Wait, wait, wait. Haters are going to say this is clickbait. You mean we have to pick one of your wives with Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? Repopulate the earth. It's weird. Why you do a question like this? I would already pick Nina just so it's Filipinos take over world. See, that's a good answer. Done deal. It's a good answer. That's a safe answer. And I go,
0:51 this is literally my worst nightmare pro. Nikki is Filipino, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. True. She's not full, though. That's true. That's true. You want a pure bread? Yeah, I get it. We don't want We don't want to remember any of this. Oh, come on. I don't want remnants of what used to be. I get it. I'm going to try repopulating with cleans, man. Dude, that's mying answer. Don't choose him from me. I'm going to try. Don't do it. I'm going to try. I don't think you'll be successful. You're going to be like that. Nature finds a way. I'll be I'll prove Darwin right. Dude, I'm going to prove it right. Just start making eggs. Oh my god. Like, wow. I think I'm happening. That does that mean we also have to share our wives then? Cuz she's the only one left on Earth. She's the only one left. Yeah. You know, this doesn't make sense because it's like I knew you would. If it's one If it's one woman Yeah. and it's like
1:43 20,000 guys with one woman having to repopulate. It's going to take some time. No, I assumed it would be like a new Adam and Eve. That's what I'm saying. And so there's no one else left but you and your friend's wife. I'm committing suicide. No, you're not. No, you're not. Cuz the humanity wouldn't survive. I don't give a I don't like humanity. You don't have to do it, Joe. If it's just us, too. Humanity is over. I'm ████ donkeys before I ████ one of your wives. No, you're not. Hey, respect, Joe. That's why you're my guy, dude. Respect our sacrifices. And you better come in our W. Let's say you Let's say you had to or the channel will have no views. We're going no views, baby. No, that's brutal. That's brutal. That's brutal, man. I can't do this. Yo, man. Your your question sucks. Subie. Oh, really? Yeah. You think this sucks, huh? Tell them, Subie. What? Tell them what's
2:33 really Tell me what you really feel. Tell them what you really feel. No. No. I just said I said just that one. Just that. Cuz that's hard. That's weird. Why? What's weird? What do you mean? That's why you got to think of one. Weird. It's supposed to make you feel uncomfortable. What other channel is going to have an answer for this? It's a pro. Probably go away. Uh, you have to. Rogan's not talking about this, right? He doesn't have the ball. You won't touch it. He doesn't have to. He thinks it's clickbait. Probably go with uh Queens, man. Yeah. Yeah. N dude. Oh, come on. The whole East Coast. I already said it, dude. As if he would be interested in you, too. Okay. But it's the last man on Earth. He's He's committing suicide. He will like me before he'll like Subie. I'll tell you that. How about this? How about this? I'm I'm ████ I'm running off. I think so. I'm fighting an animal. And if he doesn't, then he wasn't my man to begin
3:24 with. I got I got a nicer butt than Subie. I know that. We all know that. You haven't seen mine yet, ████ If we repopulate the earth, that just means our kids are going to have to be ancestral. Why would you want to do that? By the third generation, our kids are going to be ████ up. You did that. It's not up to me. No, they didn't. It's not up to me. It's just There were other extra people. There was. Where were they? Who made them? God. Who? And they just didn't talk about them. They weren't as important because they're bee characters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're not main characters. That does make sense. They were just the first. Adam and Eve is the first humans. They're not the They're not the only humans. That makes sense. It's really makes a lot of sense. It's just It's a matter of It It feels so weird. It feels like I'm ████ a family member. That's what makes That's
4:15 what makes it hard to answer. In my culture, that's hot. In my culture, that's hot. No, it's not. You just need to chill out. No, it's not. Yeah, my my culture is. You're not that kind of white. Indiana. It is. You're not that kind of white. Can you imagine? Um, you're not that white. Being a royal back in the day and you actually had to marry your sibling or you get an arranged marriage and it was your first cousin. Oh, yeah. It's like Game of Thrones. So much of it. I'd rather marry my own cousin than marry one of you than Yeah. repopulate one of your guys' wives, dude. No. No. I don't know. Oh, out of respect to you, I'd pick Tiff. Why? Yeah, me too. I'd pick her. You want to see what his face would do if I said that? And I started biting my lip. You're like, "Yo, what the f███?" I'm like, "Oh, yeah." See, do I get to watch from heaven, brother? I'll be watching from up, dude. Yeah.
5:06 You'll be like, I'll be watching from the bottom. You'll be like Ghost Dad. Freaking Cosby. Yeah. I picked Subin, dude. Good. Good. Oh, the wife. My wife. The wife. Yeah. It's like a family matter. Yeah. That's why it's that's what makes it. That's why I can't. Yeah. Sorry. Guys got to respect. This guy This guy's trying his best to make videos here. I know, but too much respect for you guys. He's trying to make videos here. This is what happens when you're a video sweat shop, you know? You just got to But this is sweat shop. Too much respect. Sorry. for Nikki. I've known her too damn long in here, which makes it grosser and gross. Got a nice ass ████ Trying to sell you a little bit. Oh my god. You're trying to smack is almost a lateral choice. That but that's what grosses me out is cuz it's too goddamn similar where we
5:58 have both red heads from British origins. Yeah, it's parallel. And I'm not trying to clone Hannah cuz there will be never another. Put Vaseline on your eyes. You could make a good comp. Just keep your shades on. Vaseline. Yeah, I cannot do that. Close enough. And what about the rest? There's also Gio to consider. No, I've known her even longer than freaking Nikki. She's in the mix. I've known her even longer. That's even crazier for Joe, huh? Yeah. Ty, the future of humanity be pretty tall. True. See, Suban's leaning Gio now. Whoa. first pick just went up. See, he's like, "Oh, I didn't even think about that." Yeah. He's like, "That's it. That's it." That's That's very true. I love for my kid to be a little bit taller. WNBA would be much more NBA. It would be definitely more chance, but yeah, they don't have to lower the rim
6:48 after all. Lower the rim. You and your other kids could play with each other in the league. Have your own Laker team right there. You got to pick somebody, Joe. I It's got to be the least people I know, but I I I feel like I just met I just met Sasha, but it's down to Sasha. It's so weird already seeing them as a family with her holding a baby and the baby looks like ████ I have never seen a clone baby. Like the baby doesn't just look like Subin. The baby is Subiniz. This looks like Subin zoomed out, right? So true. It's not baby Subin. It's just Subin carbon copy. Pinch the screen. Sounds like a healthy baby to me. Sounds like Sasha's got some good pipes in there. The whole time I was eating sounds like the operation's
7:39 working pretty good in there. What the ████ going on, dude? What the ████ going on? Yeah, dude. Yeah. The whole time I'm eating a hamburger, I'm just staring at Sububin holding mini subin. And I'm like, this is ████ crazy, dude. Like, you really recreated yourself. Yeah. This is honestly harder than your mom or your dad. It is. It's worse. It's up there. I thought I answered it pretty quickly. I think you did. That was a good one. That was a easy one. Yeah, but you didn't have a good answer. I had a I had a sneaky answer. It wasn't like It wasn't like, "Man, out of all your wives, she's the hottest." Listen, if we got to go there, we got to go there for the views. You know what I mean? Sick. Haters will say it's clickbait. It's not clickbait. This Don't This This video can be as long as you want until you answer. It's We're not going to cut it at 20. We can run it to the rest of the day after. No, we're not. We're waiting for you guys. Part one, part two, part
8:29 two. We're waiting for you. So different. We'll do a I'll do a five partner, brother. Dare me. Play chicken with me. No, please. Okay. The person I get with, I don't want to be even reminded that this life even happened. You know what I mean? So it's like when it's too familiar Yeah. then it's like going to forget. Yeah. So it's like got to be new memories. That's Yeah. New memories. New memories. I get it. It's got to be like, so the level of gross isn't there. Like when you know someone so much, it gets grosser and grosser. Yes, it does. But this is humanity we're talking about. Save it. Got to save them. ████ you, man. Just have another emotion. Save mankind. This is not okay. Yeah, there you go. This is not okay. Mhm. Um I think I found a loophole.
9:20 What? Yes. Turkey baster. Yeah, cuz we have technology. We have tools. No, they we they got obliterated in nuclear attack. No, no way. Plastic will survive anything. plastic will survive. There's no more new apparently there's no more no funnels, nothing. Fertilization doesn't work unless there's passion behind it. So, it has to be eye contact, love making. Yeah. Full eye contact, no blinking. And you have to cover all positions. No, cuz you don't know which one is going to be. My heart is beating out of my chest right now. I've never felt this nervous in my life. Yeah. Nervous, so conflicted. Just knowing that like Nick and Tiff have been together since high school. It's almost like makes Tiff a little more attractive. It's almost she ain't ran through, right? Yeah, it's true. It's like that's not bad. And Nick's dead in this. They're already like designated as uh Nick is also dead
10:12 in this story. I'm watching from hell. But I feel like they're already designated for each other. Like it's already out of bounds. Yeah, he's watching from hell. Nick went to hell cuz he had one gay thought. He's down there. It was from this video where I'm like, I think I'll ████ Subie instead. That's when your soul was taken. You're like, you're down there with Sabu. I'm try I'm going to try to see if I can get you pregnant first. What do you think? My man. Whoa. That's crazy. Poor Subie. That's crazy. That got to do it so much. You got to test it so much. Yeah, I got to test it. Hey, we're boys though, so we're cool, man. Whoever sits on this side is chill, man. Come on. You got to pick something. We We don't got that much time. Looks funny. We have 15 more minutes. It's like we don't want our wife to be picked, but then also if she doesn't, we're like, "Wait, why? Why
11:02 didn't you pick my wife?" My wife's ugly. Hey, Nick. Can I see you outside real quick? So, why didn't you pick my wife? I'll go back in there. I'll say her name. Why didn't you just say Nikki? Why did everyone bench my wife, dude? What took you so long to say Nikki? Huh? All right. No more sidebar. What if? Just say the name. I'll be gay. I'll be gay. Don't make more story lines. Just say. So these boys answered, so it's on us now. They did. He chose Tiff. I'm a Tiff guy. You guys play You can't You can't double pick anybody. I went Tiff. No, because I went all in. No, because everyone should get chosen or it's going to feel weird. Whoever doesn't get chosen, I'll pick. You guys go. I'll pick I'll take the last kid. I'll take the last one. Woo! Found my l. No offense, Sue, but I don't I barely I just met Sasha, so that's the only person that's the most foreign to
11:54 me. Okay. I don't know. I I don't repopulate way of choosing. How would you guys repopulate? I don't want to. How would you repopulate? I don't want to. How would you do it? And how often? How often? What is going on here? The way that I hate this show. I hate this show. Like, where does JK Gaming start? No more. I know her the least. Okay, he picked. So, your favorite position. What's your favorite position? That's sick. Doggy. I can't picture her. She I was I saw her holding the baby. Unrelated. What's your favorite position? Unrelated to this turkey baster. That's unrelated. That's unrelated. See, Dave, it's unrelated. The position's not the ████ prompt. Are not. That's the next video. Now that he went, that's a part two video. Joe, pick who answers
12:44 next. Spicy Nick. All right, dude. Let's hear it. Let's hear it, Nick. Oh, man. Get it out of your system, dude. What? Colleen doesn't have to pick anybody. Nobody. She does. Oh, she's down for anyone. She said, she has to reproduce with like with a woman. She said, "I don't care." Nope. I'm out. ████ you, Colleen. That's not fair. Yeah, that's not fair. I hate when girls are on the show. Oh my god. Come on. No more stalling. It's Nick. Go ahead, Nick. That's hard, dude. That's one of the hardest videos. Some of the best decisions are hard to make. Some of the most rewarding things are the hardest. You gross. You're gross. Nobody said it was easy. It's not. You're right. Life is not easy. And I will push through. I will push through no matter how long it takes. This is for humanity. It's not going to be hard, you know. My god. I
13:35 think I have to go with um I have to go with Joe's logic. Who do I know the least? Right. Yeah. Who do you know the least? Yep. The ones I know the least are Sasha and Smack. Sasha again. So So here we go. So you're going to go Sasha. Now we're talking. Hey, you know what? I just leaned forward. You've got everyone picks Sasha and then Suman's like, why? Why? Why? Why? You're dead. By the way, we should have talked about this earlier. Just all picked Sasha. I I mean I am dead. You should answer all that. I know. Yeah. Done. Argue. Every time he doesn't bring his wife around us cuz he thinks we're all hounded for her. I'm forced to answer. I pick Sasha. Sasha. Okay. Okay. Okay. I like that. That's cool. Oh, you like that? Okay. Lizzie s███'s cool.
14:26 You pick Smack over Sasha. I don't know, dude. I don't know. At this point, it's like population. Eeny meenie miny mo pick. Hey, you already know Sasha's fertile. She'll probably make a baby that looks just like you and and look nothing like I don't want a baby to look just like me and then look nothing like I don't want a baby with all the worst qualities. He already is a baby that looks just like him. If his baby comes out with cauliflower ear I'd be like, "Dude, credit to Sasha. She's just got a 3D printer in there. It's born with cauliflower." Yeah. How the ████ does Eli look nothing like Sasha and just 100% stupid ultrasound? He just bump Oh, I think that's called That's a callous tear. ████ We gave him cough over here. ████ idiot intern. Get out of here.
15:16 The only thing he pumps in a wall ████ Only thing is it's the eyes, yo. My kid has my eyes. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? Everything else is Sasha. The face and the No, that baby looks like you ████ nutted in yourself and then you ████ produced it out of Sasha. That ████ look that baby looks 110% lit. You do you guys see I don't see any I see zero. It's one of those things where as your son grows up then he'll start looking like Sasha later. But right now dude that's one to one. 100% carbon copy for sure. It looks like God shrank you and gave you 70s hair and ████ put it in a baby. Look on the bright side. You know for a fact she never cheated on you. That is 100%. That is your baby. I know my DNA. That's 100% my DNA. I don't know how she produced a
16:08 little you. That's awesome, dude. Russian girls, baby. The baby don't even look white at all. Au look like a ████ 70s Korean pop singer. He's definitely going to look more mixed when he gets old. Yeah, when he gets older. Yeah, but his his freaking first form. Super Asian. Super Korean. I'm hyped. All right, then. You go up. We're running out of time. You go ahead, Subie. You did. You went already? Yeah, I picked. You picked back. No, he said Sasha. I can't look you in the eye and say, "Yeah, or look at him and say Sasha." No way. Don't look at look up the ceiling and say your answer. Yeah. Yeah. Just ████ is this smack. Just say smack, bro. Just say smack. Don't pick Sasha. Just say that's even harder to look at the ceiling. I have to just pick smack. Stupid has a knife near me, so I have to say smack, dude. He's like, "Just pick smack." And I was like, "Okay, I'll fix
16:58 it back." I don't like it, dude. This is not fun. Don't sit. This is not okay. You would impregnate his chick with dirt. That's Stop it. Shut up. Shut up. I get what you're saying. Shut up. I don't like this. I don't like this. Oh man. Hey, I I guess she dances and you do fitness, so you guys No, there's no there's no anything. Don't make it real. There's no bridge. She's cool. If there's no turkey basters in this world, we don't do dance or fitness. Okay. Is that the same? There's no turkey basters. Nothing. Exactly. All right. The old fashioned way. There's no fitness or dance or anything. Physically inclined. Stop saying that. Stop saying that, dude. That's crazy. Stop it. By the way, after she's like, "You made me feel like a woman." Oh my god. Stop. For
17:49 the first time ever. No. What if it was like that wasn't like that was nothing like with Ryan nothing like with Ryan. Nothing. Ryan's not like Ryan at times maybe like a burly man. Wake me up. Wake me up. Wake me up. Ryan never does the things you do. Wake me up. Ryan could never do what you so cringey. What am I doing? Hurry. You go. You go. You go. That's what it's like to be with a real man. Oh, it's nice to be the writer for once. Wow, man. All right, Suben. This is the worst topic ever. Obviously, if we're going with someone who don't know, you can't. That's already been done. No, no, that's what I'm saying. Who barely met. I never met yours. You can't do that. Why? You're going off of his same ████ Hey, you better look at me when you say
18:39 it. Yeah, I said yours. That's it. No. Say your name. Say her name. Neil, her name. Nikki. Nikki. Nikki. Neil. Nikki. Yo, your wife Neon. Lemo. Nikki. Nikki. There you go. I said I said it. Leave me the ████ alone. Anony's not even here. I think Nina just No, I said Nikki. Huh? I never met her. So that's it. You don't even know what she looks like. No, I don't. I think you never even met her. You would none. What if she's not your type? You never met her. You would none. That's what you're saying. That's crazy to me. Yeah, but I think that's crazy. We can't win, dude. We can't win. What if you What if she's not even your type? You would. Hey, I'm Sub last man in the world. Nice to meet you. I know those friends with Steve. This is a little weird. I think you play poker, right? Or stupid. Sen, how would you get her in the mood to like get this thing going? Oh, that's good. You play blackjack, right? Yeah. You watch reality television. What would you say to her to make her comfortable about it?
19:30 ████ What would you say to make her We have one more minute. So, she doesn't feel guilty. What would you say to her feel? Too bad. Are you vegan by any chance? She is. Good. That's good. You guys will You guys will get along with that. That leads straight to procreation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no. He'll soon start fighting. It's too bad the meteor took out all that reality TV. Hey, get sit down. What the hell? That's ████ 19 minutes. All right. All right.
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