0:00 foreign welcome to the show a uh question of the day is what is something in the past that you really really wanted or needed but you couldn't afford it um oh my like an item it could be an item it could be a service it could be uh um a medical procedure like anything that you just any time that you ran into that moment where you're like ████ it's not feasible yeah ear reduction you know the Lego still can't you guys remember the the Legos pirate series yes yeah the pirate ship bro the big one well how much was it back then like 130 It Was Out Of Reach man my dad was like yo that
0:52 is you have expensive taste and he goes but I'll do something similar you can get the smaller you know there was a smaller one yeah the Schooner yeah you got a scooter ████ yeah I was like all right cool and then like I was able to save up and I got the the other you know how those the Pirates and then there was the castle the good guys oh like the different color Pirates no there was the pirate's side and then there was the the guys that were like the Royal Army oh with the Blue Hats like a royal Navy yeah those were the bad guys to me right the Pirates were the good guys to me right and then so that I got that so they could battle okay but then I never saved up enough myself to get the pirate ship and it just felt like so the fight was uneven yeah where my dad said it was too expensive my head was already unattainable ah yeah and then now I want
1:45 to go back on eBay and buy it and it's like thousands of dollars it's truly unattainable you know what it was the sidekick oh the side that was so cool yeah that was cool remember the guys had the holders and they pull it out yeah bro did your homies have Sidekicks all the homies had Sidekicks what were you rocking at the same time the dance like uh I think first the razor I had the razor the razor that was cool yeah it wasn't a sidekick no no yeah I am yeah and I had like other cool phones that did have like am but it still wasn't the sidekick because you had T9 dude yeah yeah yeah just seeing people go oh oh that was the best yeah that's feeling too like it was something about the momentum with it oh yeah do you remember how much it cost at the time because I don't even remember what no but you had
2:35 to have T-Mobile first off right yeah and a lot of cats would literally drop their servers just to go to T-Mobile to get the psychic my parents were like ████ no what the ████ we're on a family plan yeah exactly there's no way that was the standard too before like because what was it at the time it was sidekick Blackberry I got the Blackberry a little late but I got one when that was the thing those were pretty cool yeah Blackberry was cool dude says it was 249 back then which isn't anything compared to what an iPhone is now the back then that was a ████ now every iPhone 50 bucks yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's wild the sidekick LX type that in was that the black one that was like the sexy one yeah yeah the slim one right yeah yeah LX let me see oh is it this one is it yeah bro the LX I totally go back and get one uh did you get one now I feel like I might have got one
3:25 late because I had this thing there's this place called Airtech in the mall where I grew up and Airtech used to sell like used phones and you could just get in like put a SIM card in them and I would go there like nice a year after the phone like wasn't as cool anymore and if I want to use and use my DJ money to buy one so I think I have them for a short period of time I think it might have been the LX actually that is nice I had the Blackberry yeah see this one was sexy had the rollerball yeah that's pretty nice oh that's a Cadillac and you can play games on it oh bro you got everything on it I had that one I didn't know that actually oh I totally forgot about this circular like yeah anything like it was a game the rollerball it would light up different colors yeah that's how you let a company die how the ████ who the ████ makes sidekick how the ████ are y'all not still a thing yeah yeah come back to my guy come back I know damn and we had so much allegiance
4:16 to that too like everybody loved oh they're the best dude the fact that people were just aiming in class I just wasn't yeah you know what I wish I had when I was little that I never got was a tree house oh really good yeah the science about it because in my yard we would have like a bunch of trees what kid didn't want that yeah like damn I wish I had a ████ house so you already had the tree in place too yeah it was all there the tree house was like a kid's like ████ thing it's a dream man about having that and just like going up there ████ like doing whatever yeah same I did too we never had that I think I used to lie and say it [Laughter] if I ever have a son I feel like I would never build him a tree house just because like what else could he want after that point oh you might peek the
5:06 kids who had tree houses like they wanted for nothing yeah and they've never used it no no they never use their ████ tree you know why it's because of ████ movies dude movies yeah the tree house yeah the Hey Arnold room is the best room that was the ████ but when they had like a tree house or a clubhouse it was always like your parents love you yeah yeah you did your parents are doing pretty good companies how to build tree houses like just reality what what they're dope damn are they made mainly for the dats yeah it's like for their dreams yeah now you need to have Wi-Fi in there dude cable don't do Wi-Fi you you force them to like just play with like analog stuff
5:57 inside so they have to kind of like get away from technology in the treehouse that's nice yeah a big way for them to never use the treehouse great way to turn them off from it give me a storage closet for them one thing that I I really remember doing I was like 18 19 and I used to walk into Urban Outfitters all the time and not be able to buy one thing and I would spend so much time just looking at everything oh yeah that was back when Urban was kind of new and like kind of fresh like during metrosexual era yeah good ERA I wanted that look so bad and I was just stared everything and look at tags and go oh it's so I'm like they must have noticed by now that I'm the same dude going in there just going screaming upstairs yeah so it was like
6:48 it was a sad thing man I just remembered like I would just imagine I would try on clothes and go Sunday I look in the mirror and go Sunday but not today remember when I was in high school I found out about um Crossroads and um yeah right and um I wanted to take this girl out who later became my long-term girlfriend and I had no money even though I had like jobs here and there I just had him at this point so I went into my closet and I literally cleared out half my closet um took it to Buffalo Exchange and took all money I had and took the rest of the clothes I didn't take the crossroads and like gave away I mean I sold almost all these clothes I had and got like 200 bucks because it's been on our first day wow after that but I always found a way to hustle so we probably wanted clothes and because we're like oh go sell some other ████ off yeah yeah yeah nice move keep it moving oh you know what was a
7:40 big thing for me that was like one day when I can pay for this on my own I'm gonna get it it was cable TV and it may be a black box or something because every time I went to my friends houses that had like Nickelodeon all that blurred boobs I was like this is the best yeah I was like what the ████ how come we don't get cable and my dad's like we don't need it it's free TV you just move the Asian response 14 channels why do you need 200 what are you gonna do do your homework and I was like I was so jealous of the kids they were talking about Nickelodeon and all that and then they're talking about Rugrats and I'm like pretending that I hated that feeling man I know are you being left out yeah we watched two episodes and you just try to remember every
8:30 character and everything so when they talk you could ████ about episodes that that's how we felt about X-Men the cartoon because that came on on Saturday it'll be Saturday and we couldn't watch TV on Saturday because Seventh Amendment so they'd be like you see X-Men the cartoon I'm like you guys are lying I went on this live I see that she doesn't exist you know what I used to do because I got cable pretty late and so I never got to watch all the shows I went out but I had a computer and I could see like what shows were on like what network like Cartoon Network Nickelodeon whatever so I would go to like Walmart or something buy the DVD and then watch that I like the whole cable thing oh it was too expensive back then yeah it was like what 80 90 bucks or almost like 100 for like the whole thing DirecTV or whatever yeah I remember joining band and in fifth grade
9:20 and then I think most dudes I think Mozart most dudes wanted to play the saxophone it just looks cool yeah and then I remember I don't want to play saxophone and then uh no no it was in the trumpet yeah saxophone's pretty cool yeah everybody wanted it by the side yeah no yeah it was really cool so I remember going to the music store with my mom who was like recently divorced at the time and she was complaining about price and stuff all the time oh I'm gonna play that one and then she go how much is that I think it was like eight or nine hundred bucks at the time yo that's a expensive size yeah so she was like oh they're like oh it's like 800 I could see my mom go 800. oh ████ I don't want to play that that's not what I want to play uh oh it's like go down yeah and then I went down to like how much is that it was like a drum pad you're like oh it's like 50 like that's what I always wanted to play
10:12 you're a good kid practice I thought it really it's not even the actual snare drum it's just the practice that's that's what I always watch I want to play that one oh okay your sweet for working with her though sweet sweet boy and I would see the dudes like it just Saxon away [Laughter] he's like nobody wants to play saxophone anyway shoves them yeah yeah see how much ████ you like learn like just becomes a pattern from like not being able to force it as a kid yeah it becomes like who you like you know how you just do things you don't see any other way yeah that's true yeah he's got into drums and then my Yamaha drum set is like 3 500 later too that's what we did because we
11:02 couldn't afford it either but my mom was like we'll rent it and then if you are not good at it we can just give it back oh yeah no we didn't win we rented the trumpet that I played it played a lot of different things nice little burpees from it child herpes sucks bro everyone's sharing it I was making out I was making it I was totally kissing so many girls what's something that you couldn't afford okay so check this out all right my favorite thing because I grew up with uh mostly women in my household right so every time they would always go to the mall yeah and they'd always shop and I would have nothing to do so what store would I like to go to I go into the Brookstone store oh Brookstone okay when I would I would just you know I'm a young lad right and I would look at and in my head I'd always say this I
11:53 was like man if I ever become a millionaire like this is livid like this is like the way Mike Tyson has Tigers like this is my tiger right the Brookstone Store the Brookstone massage chair oh yeah the calf massager dog yeah bro the one that you put your whole foot in yeah and then you just sit in there and then your arms and then they're heated I would just sit in there and I'd be like man this is lit and you're a child doing I'm a child I do the same thing that was my first stop at the mall that's it yes you just touch everything in there before you see girls you go to the birthstone you sit there and you hit the whole thing yeah I'm ready to go they would have personal massagers which are like I think are for masturbation honestly yeah and I'm like this is I've seen these in internet movies okay but when I when I get in the chair I would
12:45 like anything like that it was like okay that's what I want but you look at the price tag and it's like oh yeah three thousand dollars there man I was like I can't even imagine anybody yeah and I was like I was like I'm never gonna get this I have to wait until like I'm 50 or 60 to buy one and I'm like so that's that's my level of living dude or like any kind of big giant beanbag chair oh like love songs bro I'll go on Amazon and I'll just like I'll get ads on my my Instagram of like these Moon pods have you seen those they're like these giant like bean bag chairs and I was like I don't know why I have such a thing about them beanbag chairs I want to be comfy I want to become I just want to sit in it and I Justified my head was like oh I could like do work in there I was like you're not good no they're actually like 300 bucks oh big beanbag chair giant bean bag chair but I'm like we have nowhere to put it
13:36 is the problem we had a love sack at uh David actually bought it for us oh yeah for a housewarming gift uh way back in the day and it's huge it's like as big as this table and uh one of my dogs got on top of it peed pissed so it just soaked the whole thing it's like we live kind of on a hill like this yeah so I'm like ████ it now it's all Heavy you gotta pull it out and I don't even know how to like how to throw it away yeah so I was just at the top of our house and I just pushed it down the hill all the way down to the street and now I have a giant silk piss-filled bean bag that's like literally like seven by seven just it's nasty dude no that happened to me too because I bought a huge like a six foot bean bag and when we were at the Whittier house and we had two huge dogs the the German shepherd
14:27 and a husky they both peed on it they both went into my room when I wasn't there and then they just like lift their leg pee on there and then I I would see it I'm like do I need to give this ████ away or something I need to like you need to give away they're expensive because I had like I had two of those I had one that was like it was like a thousand bucks all together and then I lent it to Dietrich for a video and then he kept it in his house for a long time and then his dog's pissed on it he ████ on it a few times I was like yeah let's just throw it away he bought me another one though I'm never getting a ████ love set this terrible last Horror Story yeah it's a bad investment yeah they look cool in the store they feel cool I like something but we had I had a small one that I bought for our house and it was like it was a it was pretty sweet it was pretty I don't want to brag but it was pretty sweet but we had to throw it all
15:17 out right because someone ripped it one of my friends sat in it and ripped yeah and then beads just kept coming out these like like foam beads oh yeah yeah the exactly good because they're not beads bro the anxiety of trying to throw this all out it took me like four weeks to be able to throw it out in batches in my tracks it was such a pain in the ass to get rid of so that's why I'm like I don't even want a ████ bean bag chair because if something rips for me to get rid of it it's just foam LoveSac they're foam blocks that you break up so it will never do that I feel like my dogs are gonna pee on me I still want a massage chair though yeah but the only thing is it's hard to make a massage chair look good you got to put it in your office any place you put in the house if you have any room that's slightly themed or designed it just throws it off it's like ████ yeah it looks like oh cool old Asian man lives here
16:08 it looks so horrendous you know the reality garages yeah [Laughter] oh my God the case while I went to they had a massage chair room uh it was a common land Salt Room soil room massage chair room that's I think it was heated and just go in there wow I think if you have a massage chair in your house you just have a tea set or something like this so it makes sense yeah yeah you gotta build out your room yeah karaoke room so yeah it's so wow it's like a grandpa room you theme it in that way so it's like oh it's part of the design yeah this is Zen room too yeah and I also heard that sometimes those things like there's a malfunction you'd have like a repair guy yeah and that guy costs a lot of money too oh I feel like
17:00 it's all a scam I think I feel good is there anything you guys are like uh I want to get now that's like a little bit more expensive than what you could afford but you're like as soon as I can I'm gonna get this now or soon happiness thank you uh I don't know I want um like like a big garage space that I can have all my auto toys in yeah and it's like I could get more it's like a workshop kind of right yeah and I want to Workshop area that I can yeah Workshop would be nice yeah because I think um it's like I need to I want I have ideas of what I want I have ideas of what I want I was gonna go
17:51 ████ you [Laughter] thanks for sharing yeah there's like but then the space and where I'm Gonna Keep it is a big word like I don't have any space yeah where would you have like in Hawaii or Vegas or here I'll have a Vegas storage space for um because Vegas is my hub for road trips like to Utah and Arizona and stuff like that so I would like uh to finish out my truck and then I would like get a um like a a like an adventure bike or something and in Hawaii yeah I'd get um a Land Cruiser shipped over from Japan I have my truck there I'm finishing that project up and then I just need space so I could bring stuff up yeah like a hanger basically pretty
18:43 much yeah yeah like a little hand like a like a kayak and all that and I'm starting to think about maybe I'll take um flight lessons in Hawaii too yeah you might need two hangers yeah you should just play Grand Theft Auto yeah just get Shark cards you'll be good I would love more counter space in my kitchen dude I would love it how do you think I need to get to I need I think I need to move on more kitchen um but yeah I would love more counter space I was thinking about buying a kit this is great YouTube content by the way I was thinking about getting one of those those make your own kitchen uh like those islands and I was like I think I'm just gonna do that yeah and have I have more cabinet space yeah
19:33 more storage you know do you have the space why are you rolling your eyes dude do you have the space in your kitchen for that I have good cabinets yeah I do I do okay I could have a little spot we have a little Nook yeah we have a little kitchen no big deal I want Rags we all got to save money for the deck when these robots come out that's what we're going to want like customized ████ oh that'll be cool or something yeah I'm gonna tell your robot build me a ████ hanger I can't wait till we get AI like vehicles or like I could imagine like surfboards that are just attached to your feet like snowboards and then you just roll like I don't know like it's not gonna be like a long learning curve but just you could get right on and start doing crazy ████ don't they have one that kind of looks like that where it looks like this and there's a thing here oh that's crazy yeah and it just zooms yeah I want to
20:24 try that one yeah yeah there's that thing where like you're on a ████ it's connected too and you're like the jet pack one yeah yeah I want to do those I've seen people go like 10 feet in the air and then they fall oh my God they just end up underwater yeah [Music]
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