0:01 That's crazy. We We just do a crazy separate bet. Separate bet. Who wins the Stanley Cup? Who wins the World Series? Who wins NBA Finals and WNBA finals? Be lit. We bet on the Dodgers parlay. So, uh, we've been talking about this for a couple days now, but we haven't really, uh, decided anything. What is going to be our next biggest bet? Dude, what if we bet right now? Okay. Indiana Fever all the way. I'm in Indiana Fever. What do you think it is? WNBA. So, yeah. Is that Caitlyn Clark's team? Yeah. Oh, are they both? What you mean? Oh, just who knows? Who What are those odds? They must not be that odds to win championship for the fever. Sorry, I have an HBN V. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Plus 350. That's it. But wow,
0:51 they're favored pretty decent. They're favored hard cuz the season hasn't even started yet. But are they like the best team even though I don't So, no, they didn't win last year. No, they didn't. Yeah, the Liberty I think won and that and they're currently behind. Who's their star player? Liberty Clark. Liberty. Oh, Liberty. I don't know. I don't I don't know that much about WNBA to be completely honest cuz it's funny from the outside I like I don't watch that but I feel like Caitlin Clark's team probably won everything if I had to guess. So, the Liberty won last year, right? And right now the the it's gonna be the Liberty and then it's gonna be the Fever and then it's gonna be the Aces. The Vegas Aces who won the last the two years prior. We should go to an Aces game. Yeah, we should. We should when the Fever's in town. When the Fever is in town. It's a hot ticket though when the Fever's in town. Otherwise, like you could basically just like stretch out. It's a hot ticket. So at least like 30
1:42 bucks. Since Caitlyn Clark's been on that team, they haven't won any championships. No. No. She's been on for one year, for one season only, but and they've done better than they've ever done. Okay, so they're she's a big deal. They were the first pick. That's why I think Kayla Clark went there. And so now they're a hot commodity cuz she absolutely reserves the team. She makes everybody and like it's that was only her rookie year. So like now she's clearly going to be getting better. Yeah. And she's getting hella bullied in in the league a little bit. Everyone's beating her up. People throwing elbows at her and stuff. Yeah, I saw that. Damn. But hey, she took she took it like she's Is she leaving or No, she's a champion. Uh, no, she she's playing. Okay. Yeah. I thought she knew she was done. She's still in. But I mean, that's just like a random like it' be hilarious to take a kind of decent size bet, but like not think about it for another like 8 months until it gets kind of damn 8
2:32 months plus far away. So if we Is there any other teams with with like worse odds than that? Like where it's lower? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But but but you don't really want to bet. We got the top three. How much you guys betting? Like a 100 bucks? I don't know. What do we want? What at least like 100 bucks? I think so. And then with plus 350 means you make 350. Every 100 gets 350. Every 100. Okay. Yeah. Damn. That makes your Lakers bet look way cooler. Oh 2600. Why don't we do that? Who's plus 2600 on the WNBA? The odds are changed. I can't look it up here cuz I'm in I'm in LA. Damn. Oh, you can't even look it up. No, they they do packet sniffing ████ If you want to be real funny, pick the WNBA team with the odds that are like that. That would just be so plus 2,000. A lie that I'm not willing to take. Plus 350 is a good bet. Actually, that's kind of what I did when I bet the Pacers to
3:22 win because they're plus like ████ 10,000. Yeah. Yeah, that's like a long which now they're plus six or something. Holy lines are moving. You locked in a good price. Lines moving my way. Hey, come on, man. NBA futures odds right here again. Liberty 220 aces and this is for bet MGM. Aces is 300. Fever is 350. So they're like fourth. That's not bad. That's not bad. It's a good bet, I think. So like the sounds. So if we bet on the Valkyries, it's plus 20,000. So we can put like five bucks on them, but that's like a guaranteed loser $5. Yeah, you're just like I can't afford to lose five bucks or anything. I can't afford to lose five bucks, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I can't just burn it. Can't air fryer your money, dude. No, I can't do that. Damn, man. Okay, so WNBA is one. That's one. It's a big one, right? Okay. I like that bet. That feels good. You want a long-term bet or you want some You want to bet on some fights? Yeah, I do. Okay.
4:13 Let's see. What are we talking about? Any big ones coming up? Exactly. Let's see here. I like that casuals always post their fight picks. We just started doing it recently and it makes us uh have to actually pick with with our brain because a lot of times we just ████ around and pick and we like, "Oh, we'll choose that guy cuz his hair looks cooler or whatever the f███." David has David has this thing for female MMA fighters. You'll always bet on the lady who looks more like a lesbian. That makes sense. And usually it's like 50/50. Oh ████ It's not that reliable, but it will be soon. Odds are coming up. I see some lesbians get smoked. Also, exactly. This is topical. I don't watch hockey, but the Stanley Cup is like right around the corner. Oh yeah, it's like next month. Well, then looks like we'll start watching hockey. Yeah. Do you guys watch sports because you do you start gambling on it or do you like are
5:03 you I feel like that's a true question and like the IRS is asking me. I I enjoy I enjoy almost any sport when it comes to like their playoffs or their finals. Me too. Oh, cuz you're like the best of the best. Yeah. Like like I don't watch soccer at all, but World Cup matches are really fun to watch. Yeah. And it's fun to watch it with a buddy. Like my buddy Mormon's really into that ████ so it's fun to watch it with him. Do you guys get the game? He gets them. Yeah. I go to his house. Okay, check this out. UFC 316. That's in June 7th. Okay, here we go. Um, we have a rematch from Morab Devashi vers Sha Ali. Sha Ali. Nikki just met him in Vegas. Really? What' you say? A picture with him. You said he's a nice guy. He played poker and stuff. He got smoked. Said he's a super good dude. And yeah, he he actually did okay. But then she said she smoked him. Yeah, she said everyone says
5:54 he's a really nice guy. Seems like a nice dude. He's a fan favorite. I'd like to put a bet on him cuz he's going to be an underdog. He lost this guy already. He's going into this fight. He uh he got his I think he had a torn labor or something like that in his hip. Okay. So, he had a surgery. He should be a lot better now. And he's like, "The last time I fought him, my hip was ████ up. I couldn't even do anything." And he was one of the only guys who lasted the longest against this guy who's been beating everybody. So, Shauna Ali might be a nice little How long ago was the surgery? um last year. Last year. So, he's like healed and he's like, "Dude, I'm so much better than I was the last time just because I could move my hip." So, it might be a really interesting fight. That's what that's what they all say. Yeah. But, you know, when you have a torn ████ hip and then you try to wrestle and you're trying to prepare for a wrestler and you can't do that, that's
6:45 really debilitating. What percentage do you think he might be a little hesitant on not ████ up again with his hips? You know, I think or training that injury is gone now. Like it's it's going to be a lot better now. Like when you prepared, I don't know yet. Actually, there's no odds yet. Let me see what's up. What's a silly ass thing we could bet a lot of money on? College volleyball sports. Oh, hell yeah. Okay, so Shaun Ali is plus 235. Not too bad. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's not bad. Bet 230. Morab is minus 275. Okay, so he's the fave the fave. So we get and I think the lines are going to move. They're going to go a little bit lower. When's the fight? In June 7th. We're going to do parlays. You can we can bet a straight up and then what? And then what how do we
7:36 how do we stack the parlay? You want to parlay with crazy odds for all three. Yeah, let's go with the odds. Guaranteed loss. We want to try to win. You want a long-term bet though? Do we go Sugar Sean and we go we go Indian Fever to win the WNBA? So, we get a week. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas. And also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. We do both. That's crazy. We might We just do a crazy thing where it's like
8:26 who wins the Stanley Cup, who wins the World Series, who wins the NBA finals and WNBA finals. Be lit. We can bet on the Dodgers. We bet on the Dodgers. We can't. They're plus like 135. That's not bad. We lock it in now. We won't know until like November. That's okay. There's still like 150 games to go. But I'm down. I'm still down. Dodgers. Dodgers are like They're up and up. That's for my team. It's a bet on bet. Dodgers, Indiana Fever, Sean Ali, not on the same bet. We do separate bets. Yeah, we'd have to separate them cuz if one of them loses, it's sucking just parlay today with the first bet from it. You guys can parlay cross sports. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some guys do it and they're real DJs and I love those guys. 100 bucks each parlay. Yeah, I'm in. But but we're talking about separating the bets now. Yeah. I don't
9:17 want to ████ Yeah. And then each parade, we got to raise money so we can We got to win. Buy raffles. I don't want to throw money away anymore. These are all win. We got to win. Also, if you're looking for like otter bets, we need like a bookie to like find the random things cuz like we're going on like the major betting app stuff that isn't sports. Yeah. Then it's like all sports. Yeah. But like, hey, Taylor Swift's going to wear pink tomorrow. Like stuff like that. It's like plus 6,000. I'm like, ████ sign. I've always dreamed also. I've never done this to just go to Sanita Racetrack and bet some horse stuff. I would love that. I don't know. Have you guys done it before? How about It's not just about betting which horse wins, right? There's a lot to it. I don't know. But that means we all have beginner's luck, so we probably win. Have you guys ever played on Vata? No. Yeah. Okay. So, I used to play poker. Last time we did this, we uh we
10:07 got a couple homies. We all put a couple I think we had like about $200, 25 bucks each. We were like, "Hey, ████ it. Let's have fun. Let's go." We put the uh phone up on the live stream because they have live dealers and you could like talk to them, be like, "Hey, say, "Hey, Nick." And they'll be like, "What's up, Nick?" And they'll say, "What up to you?" It's actually pretty tight. Sick. Um, and we just all kept running roulette. And I'm telling you, bro, it was so ████ fun. And I feel like And we eventually hit. What? We hit We hit on a very last minute. We had the last like $20. I assume you hit because you said it was so fun. It was so fun. But even when we lost, it was it was also kind of fun, too, because it's collective. And we could also put a live stream up. We could we could do a live with beer and alcohol. We could do a 20-minute video of us, Ben. That's on Pavana. You were able to do that in California. VPN. Yep.
10:58 We didn't need no VPN, bro. BPN. VPN. He's We don't need one. I was I was doing that in freaking Michigan. I was doing live roulette in Michigan. That was so fun. You got to get him prosecuted. so addicting cuz it's so easy. The the the difference is when you have to like place every single number every single time you feel that bet. But when you're like digital and you could just be like repeat bet. Yeah. Oh, it's so fast. Are you able to still stream gambling like that on normal platforms? I mean, is that is that is that is that not allowed? I see people do it all the time. I see people do on stream. Yeah. Right. Is that not allowed? I think you I think you could stream. Yeah. Like, but make a YouTube video. What's Vegas Matt do? He streams it, right? Maybe. But like what platform on tubers tubers scum stuff? Yeah, he probably records
11:49 it. YouTube lets you do that. Yeah, we could probably go to the casino and just play. You can do that. El Cortez. That's what Bluff does. The IG guy who gamles like crazy. Bluff. I'm in for that. But I want to watch you guys gamble. I want to g I mean I would like to gamble. I would like to play a little bit. I would like to gamble. My Asian side has I'm not going to play like how I used to. Why not? I ran out of money, bro. You haven't run out of season. You've been eating out. Hey, that's a that's a con that's a that's a ████ content itself. How can we make this $100 to $1,000 parlays ding thousand JK Gamble? Yeah. WNBA championship odds is for sure. I'm in LA Dodgers. Dodgers I think is good. I think feels Gucci. If you're feeling 35, if you're feeling sh now, I'm in.
12:40 I'm kind of down to put like just for the 200 like plus 200. I think that's a good bet. Sh. He's a live dollar. I don't know if that's a good idea, guys. What do you What are you feeling? Wait, what does Subie think? Subie's the whisper. You're the one that messes it all up. I don't mess up anything. I just go against you guys' bets. That's it. No, you didn't mess anything up. You You were the right You were right this time. I can't. You guys got to pick. Tell Tell. But last time he had a strong feeling cuz he goes this time he's like nah. He immediately just he doesn't feel it cuz he says never in history has it gone four. True. So that's why we should have listened to him. A damn history repeats itself. Mhm. Just like the roulette wheel. Until it doesn't. Yeah. Until it doesn't. He just said that's all he had to say. We also We could bet on like League of Legends, Valerant, Dota NFL season. I'm not going to bet on
13:31 Valerant. I'm excited. This is prize picks because I'm in California. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited for JK now. Okay. You weren't excited before. No, because you guys were going to be gone. But hey, make sure you give me a heads up, man, so I can ████ just I'm ready. Bart does the scheduling. He'll let you know. Yeah. Yeah, I know. ████ Benny Os win Super Bowl in 2026. Oh, yeah. We should add this for sure. Do you guys play at home? Cuz it's like when you're in Vegas, right? You can play I can play from my phone easily. So easy mode. So, do I wonder how many people go to the casino anymore because of that? I know sports bet at the casino. People still do. Yeah, they do. Sure. We can bet on lacrosse, dude. Hell no. Wouldn't a good ridiculous bet. What about high lie? Can we do high lie? Uh wouldn't a good ridiculous one be like side bets like
14:21 the like for football like you know in the big book we could see all the funny ████ that we bet on. There's a lot of that but they usually wait till it's significant for the silly bets like a Super Bowl. Yeah, I see. Cuz then they have a whole booklet of dumb bets you can do. I'm so curious how people like do this professionally. I think what we really do is when we get into like live streaming in Vegas, it's about live bets because there's multiple bets. So you let's we could you could do like an NBA first quarter bet, lose it, and then everybody in the comments on live stream be, hey, if you want to donate to us so that we can make our second bet right now for the second half or something, you know, it's like we could do that. Live sports betting might be lit, bro. That it's so fun. We're reacting to the Laker game. We're watching it. That'd be really fun. It's fun without streaming anything. Just doing it. It's the real degeneracy. But you only do like two
15:11 bucks at a time. Yeah. Yeah. How do you do that live? Like you can watch the sport and then you run up to the counter and you give them the money. Like you can do it in app. Oh, I'm so old school. You can make you can make your like whole game bet like who's going to win, right? And then you can also make your smaller bet like who's going to be what's the spread for the first half. You can make your second uh second half bets like how much is this person going to score? M so there's like different tiers depending on like which game it is. Let me tell you this right now looking at this right here and I'm the guy who picked Eagles to win Super Bowl but I didn't bet it cuz I'm dumb. You are dumb. I think the Rams going to win the Super Bowl. Really? Why Rams? Should we bet on it now? You don't think the Rams laugh? No, I'm just saying they just can't. You don't think they can? I I mean, they
16:02 can eventually, but not right now. Not this team. Eventually. You don't think Matty Stafford and Puka Nakua and uh those guys are You know who those guys are? Doesn't matter. Damn. I'm telling you, I see something in here. What do you see? What do you see? Giants. I just see right now right now for sure. Rams Rams can't do it. Not right now though. What about the What about the Lions? I got to see it. See, I got to see the vision. Okay. Okay. What about the Eagles to repeat? The Eagles. Yeah. Eagles repeat. Eagles go like every year, right? I got to see them this year. That's all. I got to see stuff, man. You guys want to bet on darts? No. Darts. Absolutely. Cool. How do you do that? Shuffle board. A shuffle board in there, man. I'm trying to buy groceries, man. I can't be dumbing. I bet on bumper cars. Do you guys have a limit or you just go ham with the with
16:54 the gamut? I just go like one bet a week usually and I do it like a $25 bet. Is it something that a game that you're excited about to watch? Yeah. Yeah. I already know I'm going to watch the game so it just juices a little bit for me. I do really cheap throwaway bets and then I do like uh larger serious bets. But large for me is not the same as large for other people. Do you have a budget? What's your large play? Like like a large bet for me is like 50 to 100 bucks. Oh, okay. That's cool. But that's because if you're doing multiple bets a month and you lose all the time. Yeah. Like, damn, 500 bucks. Potential to turn that times three or four per game sometimes, right? Yeah. Usually when I'm betting, too, I'm splitting it with my my neighbor Ryan. So, like it's it's just moot. It doesn't matter. But we're having more fun. Just enjoy it together, huh? You just get more angry or like you you're down for random ████ We should let people bet on us, man. My me.
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