0:00 you can buy on Amazon you can buy anything on Amazon bro no you can get on Amazon there's black face on the label dude check it out shut up this is wild oh there [Music] is welcome back to another episode of careful boys today we have Mr Tesh with us oh hello Tes hello Tes all right here's the question okay good I'll TR say some another Mojo B no later there's a top 10 Martial Arts of all time there's um my question is are there any cultural household differences that we have that are really deep Cuts Like for me I would say this is this is my example so in Filipino houses I don't know if they still do this but if you go to a Filipino house you go to the bathroom sometimes on top of the toilet you're going to see a cup cup yeah and
0:51 then sometimes it's like a big gulp cup from 7-Eleven sometimes it's like a pale with a hand is that a bedet cup yeah I love drinking out of it's a bedet cup we we call it a tble yeah I don't know if they still call it that or whatever but um that's what that cup is for it's for splashing your ass so what do they how do they do it what's the style you uh you fill it with water and then you literally just pour it down your crack do you do front por or back por I do how do front por I used to do back por I'm just I'm asking stupid question what do you mean show us you do a front I don't know what a front por do front por yeah just what do you what do you think a front por is down the chest more surface area gets cleaned so like for me that's a thing that like was so normal to me growing up and then I
1:41 realized like nobody does that and still to this day like it's kind of it's it's a very deep cut it's like most people wouldn't know what that is so if you go in there you might see a little cup in a Filipino house right on the toilet tank how did you know I have Filipino friends oh wow she got a she got a t TBL too it's the same I actually for the longest time until I got to basically kindergarten I thought it was normal or everyone did this like they washed their ass or they took a shower and then when I got to elementary school and the kids were like oh I have to take a ████ you know like you know we're five years old I'm like what are you talking about I'm like you can't shower like there's no Cup oh like it's like so nasty ████ it was like one of the most anxiety driven events of my life cuz I was like wait whoa whoa whoa whoa what are you going to do like what but there's no cup poop
2:31 at school you're going to take a ████ at school period like there's no there's no second activity I'm like 5 years old and I'm like I go home and I'm like Mom you'll never you'll never guess what what what would you do if you had to go you would just I didn't go I would wait till I dude this was this is like trauma for me I up until High School I would have my mom call in the school and be like he's got to come home he's sick and she would call in my middle school is walkable from my home just so a good ████ yeah I would walk home take a ████ i' be like forget this that's a dope that's a dope mom yeah that's a but I would go back to school I would go back to school oh I see she how did you hold it for so long I would have ████ my pants dude it's the fear the fear of of ████ in public overrides fear fear does does a lot of crazy things to people it's stronger than biology it puts it down for sure it is for me well
3:22 we just went to the nurses they always had the doors that you could close oh that's and toilet paper cuz when I'm driving and I feel bubble guts I am ready to just pull over and just spread my butt cheeks and just lay it on the asphalt and I don't even give a ████ so graphic it's a military trick and if someone saw me no if someone saw me I'll just be like dude I'm so sorry bro it just my biology is not as strong as these guys it's actually kind of nice in the forest yeah yeah cuz you feel the breeze under the booty when I but it also smells bad cuz there's no water to go into oh I didn't think about that okay did you have any Chinese weird things growing up in the house that most people Chinese weird things um the first one that comes to mind some little ████ dinks ████ dinks can we change the show
4:14 [Music] name these weird things uh the first thing that comes to mine I think that might be a deep cut and this is like if you're like Chinese Chinese yeah if if you have random little mirrors or reflective objects around your house oh so like if you don't like um cuz Chinese really big in fun and stuff so if there's like another person's rooftop or if there's something pointy they don't like that energy coming at your house so what they'll do is they'll either find little mirrors or like if you're like my mom who's just nuts she just takes things into her own hands she'll literally go to the store and buy a shiny walk and hang the walk the other way on the roof just to reflect maybe because she wants to do extra power cuz
5:04 the walk is like a she's burning hands ACR the street she's like I'm going to set these guys house on fire ████ yeah so my Mom will like take whatever's cultural and then she'll like Zoom it out yeah so our house this little mirror ain't going to do ████ she goes but this walk is like a halfpipe you ████ send it it's refracting the light it bounces 15 times and then one one time my mom we were at Like Home Depot or something and then you know you know how they have those like mirrors like if you're driving through like a parking garage to show you what's on the other side of the bend so both drivers can see each other she's like aha she equates that as she was like my secret weapon her house she's like I don't have to hang walks anymore this is way hang those ████ Ben mare things in the parking garage on the house that's hilarious yeah do you guys have that at your house no not like that we'd
5:55 have like small ones like it would be more yeah like it would be a little more subtle it wasn't like like you know there would be talks about how the house has to be a certain way cuz you know we don't want your like I would move my bed sometimes in my my room and they' be like no you can't sleep by the window and I'll be like what are you talking about they're like ████ no it's bad function and my dad does like I feel like my dad doesn't really believe it they just make ████ up to it but he just is like no you can't ████ sleep there you can't sleep by the ████ window he would just say things like that my mom would do that to me but it wasn't like anything too crazy like definitely the things about like sharp objects like if there was like a wooden board that was pointing to like my grandma's house they would have to put a mirror Grand's house yeah yeah he's like he's like usually there was a bow and arrow I remember that was like one one thing that they would argue about like I for like I forgot what it was but it's
6:45 just like little things like that but nothing too I feel like by the time my parents had me they were just like just trying to get through day to day they weren't life got ████ up well even like yeah I don't know do you have sing a porn in deep n that's the hard thing too is cuz my mom is so like Americanized well not even American she's definitely not Americanized but she's just uh she has no one to share that with out here so it kind of almost lives on an island like when she goes back home you start to see all the singapor we should bring all of our moms here and just have them argue with each other yeah but like out here it was just you know see my mom is coming with stands out she's going to be blinding everyone don't look at me are there Japanese things that you guys had I don't know I'm trying to think like what were things I was embarrassed about or stuff that you didn't notice were like when
7:35 you finally left the house you were like oh that's not in your house n it's pretty you guys are pretty American I think so like even in Japan they don't I think a lot of them quit doing the old ████ you know what about things that are used for something else you know like a lot of immigrants they'll use like the butter container now is now Tupperware is there like other yeah the ████ shortbread cookie thing there's never cookies in there dudee Jesus there's never cookies in that cookie T ever it's like a sewing cake it's like whatever like anything but that I think now it's normalized but a bedet like the Japanese style bedet those were you had that growing up no no but I've seen it at other people's homes all the time I didn't have one but you had to be like super rich that was like having a Mercedes waso yeah yeah do you want your Lexus or the bedet right yeah oh you
8:26 know it's another thing I didn't realize wasn't in a lot of houses um was the rice dispenser oh yeah did you have that R dispenser what do you mean but I've seen it you load it up and then some Asian houses like we had it was a a rice version of that but it wasn't it wasn't the rice cooker no it's not the cooker big rice cooker cuz we all have rice cookers you would move the rice from the rice cooker to the rice dispenser and it would keep it warm you grabb the pot from the rice cook it's uncooked you go yeah it's uncooked oh uncooked you go to the dispenser and you get one two or three for how much you want it'll come into the cooker put the C wow no mine was just we just kept it in the rice bag it came and and then just scoop it out wow yeah I remember having to empty those bags into the cooker as a chore not the cooker the dispenser dispens yeah it's so weird my
9:18 job was to go grab like the giant burlap stack of rice cuz it's like it wasn't it wasn't you know like the small bag of rice that you get from the grocery store it was like one of the let's go those things are heavy yeah they're heavy those are really heavy dude I just thought of what I used to do and I could I can't believe that I did that so you know at the supermarkets like let's say you go to 99 rat or maybe not like that anymore but like the more ghetto ones but they'll have like all the rice stacked in the front of the supermarket and it would be like maybe eye level and I remember while my mom's checking out I would just run on the rice going back and four and I just remembered I and that was so normal to me then that now I was thinking about like oh what the ████ imagine like a 7-year-old just jumping
10:09 and flying around on top you were just contaminating all the rice someone is going the most Asian thing I ever saw to bag to bag to bag that's ████ crazy Bart running ████ Jackie Chan over you did but he was 7 years old yeah your mom wasn't yelling at you to stop no one yelled at you I think so the worker mini Jackie Chan right I remember doing it like every time he got very agile running on backs he was really good at it the fact that she was never like don't do that next time yeah yeah yeah the one thing that I always got yelled at to go off the Beday thing and the the cup cuz I'm left-handed so in India especially when I'd go and visit I would just reach for stuff or we're eating with our hands I'm eating with my left hand everyone thinks that I'm ████ a psychopath because they think I've been
11:00 washing my ass and eating with the same hand and what was fascinating to me at that age was like do people forget that I have my second hand wait so explain that so yeah so like if we went to Temple right and they're giving us holy water or whatever it's tradition to keep your right hand on top of your left hand there might be some significant reason and I don't know but I was constantly always yelled at by everybody cuz I'd have my left hand on top of my right just to get the water they're like wrong hand they like switch hands switch hands and like the priest I remember the Hindu priest wouldn't give me the water and were you confused I was just like huh like what he doesn't want to give it to me and my mom would be like so what's the what's the story behind like most Indian guys use their left hand to wash their ass yeah to clean yourself but it's always your left hand yeah
11:50 basically probably it's cuz you eat with the right yeah you eat with your right and you wash with your left to keep it hygienic or what so even if you were to shake somebody's hand with your left they would just be like the ████ bro yeah but I mean even now I mean I never Shake anyone's hand with my left hand oh so you just like learn to well because almost everyone's right-handed like 99% of the time they're going to hand so no face touching with the left hand absolutely not just you that's your clean hand I want the other wow I want the right side you never do it like this when they come and reach you go like this that would be the worst impression they'd be like what thanks thanks for casting me on this film I'm going to try that next one I do that sometimes is that what you used to do at your rap battles you come in to your opponent yeah to wow I didn't I didn't know that that was uh that's
12:40 the thing that everyone's like oh Indian people use their left hand only I mean that was I would assume that's changed now for booty cleansing yeah another deep cut one I I don't know if this that deep but I feel like every like Chinese household had some sort of like mint oil thing in their medicine cabinet and it's like used for everything it's like oh yes yeah we got kind of Menthol it's kind of like a Tiger Bomb Tiger Bomb we've got one too or you put like your nose to clear your nose like a vix kind of deal in front of your chest you're like oh I could breathe better and I feel like there's always one that's there that's been there for like 20 years and then like the label's ████ about to melt off what's the brand called I don't even remember the label's gone cuz my mom to this day who's a doctor will be like it's called zindl Smith from her City yeah you guys can look it up I don't know how to spell it
13:30 zindl Smith but it's basically what what you're saying headache stomach a toothache whatever your toe hurts and she stands by this being she'll be like you need to use this WOW she'll be like just just use this what if that was the actual cure and then big farm was like dude we're not we're not making any money that thing cures too many things we need to diversify it's too po it's too we got to get some of this stuff yeah this thing solves everything is there any is there any oxy in that we need more oxy Adil zind Smith sponsor us zind Smith zind Smith I have no idea we got to get some see if you get some that is a crazy thing zind Smith did you guys grow up um eating charcoal balls when your stomach hurts it's like small BB siiz charcoals think Asian people that's not supposed to make you grow up is let's eat weird ████ no it's well I mean technically
14:21 Pepto is just charcoal isn't it yeah it's supposed to be good for your stomach right pepose called milk of magnesium what is it called how do you spells that's what I'm going to look up I'm I think that might be a thing you should just ask Siri what it's spelled like we used to have this bottle and it had like a trumpet on the on the tag and it's just a ton of balls black charcoal balls it's for cleaning trumpets I think I pronounced the whole ████ word I you're just like how do you spell it it's it's it's Zinda tilm I don't know I gotta ask my mom Z but when my mom says it it just sounds like zindl Smith but it was probably it's like that though spell it it's in the till SM the till SM you can buy on
15:12 Amazon you can buy anything on Amazon bro than no you can get on Amazon bro they got the OG one bro wait do you think all Indian people say asith there's black face on the label dude Che out shut up no this is wild oh is zind Zinda tilth is a unani herbal unani herbal medicine used for treating many common ailments like cold cough throat pain body pain stomach disorders ear pain tooth pain and many more prod Smith is that you you that's what you grew up on no no no but I feel like every culture probably has everyone their it's probably the same thing had a tiger on it now I know why it was it's based in the my mom's home City oh why hyd oh what an interesting thing
16:04 I've never seen this in my life herbal brand we got to try this out this is this is I'm very curious about rub it on your body it it feels honestly like TI like Tha oil kind of yeah everyone got their own version of tha oil bro yeah that's true the the heat makes you feel good what about you Colleen was there anything weird that you I mean aside from like the three peacocks living in my backyard I mean I think that's pretty pretty unique that the Pikachu are cultural thing yeah their cultural thing no I don't know about any cultural thing but uniqueness yeah I would say the peacocks I grew up in a my dad's Library I didn't have a normal bedroom it was his he just had a library of books your room was his library but was it like a Beauty and the Beast library or yeah like a a one by one there was three books in the library no there is Florida
16:55 ceiling every single wall filled with different types of books wow sick but did it had the wood cabinets or was it just like Ikea shelves no no no it was like old oh that's sick it was like growing up it wasn't sick looking back and I'm like yeah growing up I'm like this is not a cool bedroom at all you're ████ blocking me Dad sorry I can't bring my friend like I wanted a My Little Pony and I'm in this ████ boring Library she's like oh God how many times can I wreath Grapes of Wrath and then I had a a high powerered telescope in my room too so and the books were like anything from like science to martial arts to guns to you're like a nerd's ████ Paradise bedroom and you're like taking it for granted you're like I had a telescope all these books wood cabinets that was my bedroom have you ever tried like
17:47 moving one of the books to see if the book I did I would actually as a kid I would hide stuff in the books oh ████ nice but then I forgot which book what was your favorite book to hide stuff in did you have like a specific book or genre yeah it was mostly like anything to do with space Oh that's a good one any any astronomy space science books you know no one's opening that ████ all the gun books too no one's opening no one's opening the gun book you already saw the gun once why you got to see it again like on mechanics how to build them how to take them apart like wow your dad really was into everything huh really was into everything what about the telescope would he look through that daily to the neighbor's house the the library had a attached balcony to it and so we would take the telescope out onto the balcony and as kids he would show us different
18:37 planets and stuff that's pretty dope that's really cool your dad sounds like someone who had so many hobbies that it spilled into every room of the house it did what a fun guy yeah cuz didn't you say he used to collect a lot of stuff too collect stuff he used to be a cultural dancer travel he was like the first laser disc store owner and Creator laser dis store owner here yeah I like Michael so you have do you have a quite a collection of laser dis and DVDs my dad passed away we sold the house we pretty much sold bulk liquidated liquidated a ton of stuff yeah wow made somebody pretty happy people collect that one dude came by and took probably like thousands of them amazing good hands moly my dad was like one of the people who would like buy multiples so he would have like three sealed like
19:29 yeah amazing dude yeah I remember didn't he have like a Thunderbird yeah we we customized a Thunderbird we had two yeah he does like buying doubles huh yeah doubles of everything got two Thunder I wonder if that's an OCD thing when I really like something I get multiple yeah he did that with his truck dude I got two of the same truck I got two the same Pistols that I like two the same the I also do you have a rap song about that the same two ho he's got two hoes you saw that picture bring up that picture again you're like why is this track repeating oh wait never mind he's got two of them two is better than one yeah like they the same person it's better to buy multiple Chargers than to always forget them so I have a charger everywhere I'm at wait you have a you
20:19 have a charger because of what I always lose them so if you have them in every room of your house and your pockets Tess said he wanted to point out that here you have two two two yeah I was just like there was a trend there was it was he were consistent bro Two Is Better Than One it's in your blood that's how we were operat soon look at the memories they're flashing through his look at look at the just we keep putting him in the time machine like I don't want to travel
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