0:00 you know what the you know what the funny thing is out of all this it's not funny but you know what the funniest thing is sure everyone knows he's gay [Music] now all right here's a little bit of a story time for you guys and um you can go ahead and guess the motive and if you get it right um I'll be pretty impressed okay why did 23-year-old kylin Pratt killed 20-year-old Nassir Johnson this happened in Philly jealousy the victim um Nasir he takes an Uber over to kylin's place but right when he gets there kylin shoots him in the neck wraps his body in plastic then uh drives his dead body to a nearby park sets it on fire and leaves a scene oh that
0:50 sounds like some yeah that's three days later oh my 3 days later some dog walkers find the body and the DNA confirmed it was nasier they looked up nasir's phone records and searched kylin as a person of interest because obviously they it's the first thing to I love these scenes cuz it shows where all the mistakes are made so uh looks up the phone records who's this guy that he's talking to texting so they search him they go to his house and they notice that the carpet's really clean in one spot which is always a dead giveway so some idiots don't realize that carpet has more carpet under it there's like padding so if you clean the top the bottom stays so they lift it up and they just see it's just blood all over it so um rookie move like you can lift it up think you could do that it's not an area rug I thought it was the Earth the coffee table's yeah so they they they
1:41 they find out that um yeah there's blood there so then they get cleared to do a search on his Google uh queries and stuff and they see the three F last phrases that he had searched was traits of a psychopath Killing In Cold Blood sex with a body oh sex with body why did he kill him cuz he wanted to have sex with the body what that's where' you I my question is why was he Googling sex with body what was the what was the it doesn't say that he actually did that there's no like evidence that he he's like what are the top five reasons why you have sex the only evidence is that he he Googled it they don't know if he did do you think he sidetracked he got sidetracked cuz he has ADHD three surprising truths about having sex with a body why you should at least try with once top 10 dead
2:32 okay maybe the other guy found out a secret about him that he didn't want to know that's closer if you type in Google sex the what pops up I mean next time Anthony's computer's out I'll do it I think if that's closer maybe JK's computer why not maybe he found out maybe he found out that uh Nas oh ████ I wrote boy boy I missed the D don't write oh my God that's like insane you're ████ dude paintings come up honestly sex with a dead yeah we oh man that's a yeah we got to throw this laptop away no just clear history I think they were going to hook up like a normal lovers relationship and then as soon as he comes inside he was like that's not the way I want to hook up and he did it and then
3:23 so he could play with them and then he's like okay I came I don't need it anymore oh so when what's the other guy not n what's the other guy's name kylin kylin kylin's the one who killed yeah all right kylin right it's a good name for it they were best friends right but then kin was actually gay and he finally crossed that line to confess his love to Nasir thinking that their chemistry was real nir was like oh I'm not like that and I only like you as a friend that's Haram brother so his heart was also broken but also this guy found out that's cute that's tragic and he's like welcome to the kylin room aka the Killin room it's my living room I mean his name is like that KY Ellen that reads like killing the me who's the closest so far Anthony's probably the closest we're
4:13 going to get wow basically these two guys were friends and uh they're not butt buddies tracking so far they were um they were secret gay lovers secret gay lovers I was the right one then and because I think he was coming over for a hookup kylin was um he was straight to every body else so he didn't want anybody to know so I guess like something had happened between the two of them where I think Naser wanted to like we got to tell everybody about our yeah so then kylin offed him as a way to avoid that getting out oh still did it with the dead body after cuz he missed them I don't know it doesn't say if he did or not they just know that he searched it I just want to know what he was like looking for though maybe it was just it's a she or gay one yeah hey spoiler alert guys he did it did what the dead body yeah you know what the you know what the funny thing is out of all this it's not funny but you know what
5:03 the funniest thing is sure everyone knows he's gay now and and he's a psychopath probably everyone everyone he's like no no no no no no don't don't don't don't don't tell everybody I'm gay he goes you told on yourself now you so gay imagine if the whole time he he when he goes to prison they're like oh is that gay dude he's like no man I'm a killer I'm a killer killer kill kill him first you didn't see that you didn't see the part that I killed him I'm a murder set him on fire I'm killing KY dude n you gay hey but you know it's so crazy you gay first and then you a killer you're a gay killer it seems like this happens a lot where guys are like you know I watched one documentary so in my head it happens a lot or Aaron Hernandez this guy he could have been a gay icon brother you know cuz he was a football player TI end he was so good that people probably would have forgot he was gay and been
5:53 okay with it like that's how good he was but then he started killing dudes cuz they were finding out that he was gay and he didn't want to get it out wait so so he would have sex with them and then kill them no no he was just he was just gay he was on the down low but then when people found out he would like killed somebody he killed like he killed some guy he killed a guy about it yeah and then what' he do suck his dick first and then he's like you better not tell anybody he ate his butt oh at least at least at least one of the two damn and then he was ended up in prison and then he killed himself he got convicted and he killed himself damn dude that sucks that you just can't enjoy being gay yeah just like dude just could you enjoy being gay dude I was love it better yeah I know you don't have to we already know this the stats are in I'm got to deal with being called Gay all the time I know I's gay no one would call me gay it's weird how it works out that's
6:43 the worst part about being straight being called Gay not having to deal with PMS is probably like the maybe the greatest life hack of all time it's it's probably the sickest way to do it remember just watching gay festivals and how much fun they're all having they're they're all smiling but they're having too much fun that's what really enrages them yeah get pissed man that's why I get pissed off should be that happy why could it be me not in this country no that's true so but his grandma maintains that kylin is a lovable person that's her yeah cuz she's like he was always sweet to me she's pot committed oh and and also as a bonus this is crazy because he murdered him over this situation it gets processed as a hate crime cuz he hates himself well because if you you k for being that way yeah it's because of that so is isn't that crazy that he's gay but he gets the hate crime charge it's crazy
7:34 damn he got he basically got tried as a straight guy oh waa if this video gets monetized I will be shocked good luck Ken so it's a so if a whitewashed Asian guy did a mass shooting in Asia hate crime Joe made it even easier I guess it depends on what he what he's you know what's funny it all depends on what you say m right yeah so this basically is a rat too cuz he incriminated himself well like it's funny that if you just don't say anything it's probably not like if you just socked someone because you didn't like that they were I don't know Egyptian yeah then it doesn't matter because you didn't say anything but if you if you verbalize that's why you're hitting him it's a hate crime ████ the Sphinx ████ yeah that's a hell of a yeah
8:24 it's that it's like ████ Osiris ████ it's so weird it's like you're crime it by just attention yeah you could just quietly you know you could just slap somebody but why do you have to like make it about something yeah why did you kill him cuz he's gay oh you made it worse for yourself should have been like why' you kill [Music] him I don't know oh ████ this guy's bulletproof really thought about really thought about can't can't crack the case you throw your headphones off if you're in the FBI van ████ can't catch up he too good these Mist know we on a wire I really I really love when the article is that like when the situation is that far out cuz you get to see how they got caught and where they oop seed and the the carp so you can learn from them I love learning those things like like the carpet thing was something that like most people that I I don't know maybe in
9:15 your 30s you already know that because you either have to like repair carpet at some point and replace it you know there's exactly you know that if you spill you know that when you spill water like he's not truly gay cuz he's never remodeled home yeah exactly you got to live life a little longer that's the real tragedy honestly I had to get Abyssal because of the catp you know those like green things that are pop on Tik to or like a steam cleaner dude they're sick 100 bucks can I get deal the hey send me a link too dude the phone record too the phone records the phone records thing seems like the hardest hurdle like if you per that's why it's hard to to to off someone you personally know because the trail is too close he's at your ████ house too much connection how are you supposed to it's so hard to just got to have a good alibi that's what but also burning the body and leaving it apart that's amate yeah that's I was like I mean that'll
10:05 buy but then that will buy you time cuz that's the first lead is having a DNA out there you got to close it that's what you do about time take it take the body to a volcano yeah duh it's like the you should not commit murder unless you live in Florida dude yeah unless you live by where's the volcano in Florida no no you you dump it in I I there's active underwater volcanic activity no no Steve is a volcano guy I'm a crocodile guy I'm more just drop it in a fissure in the floor of the O but the crocodile situation always for some reason leaves a foot with the shoes still on but that's why you got to cut pieces you can't if you're going to kill someone you probably have to cut them up into pieces kill if you want to get rid of the body you probably have to do that kill the guy feed him to a crocodile kill the crocodile feed him to another crocodile an alligator yeah yeah yeah
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