0:00 are you are how is your stance on uh illegal immigration I'm gonna let zubie take this one for me you pass it to the black I'm just going to give it toie I think zuie look I want to use I want to use my whiteness to elevate his his voice yeah uplifting black vo is that not is that not work that's you're in the lead you're in the lead I'm using my platform I'm using my platform to give him a voice he's an [Music] ally welcome back to careful boys we are so careful kind of but today we're talking about what is the wokest thing about us like individually yeah okay what's some woke ████ about us that we're like wow I'm kind of woke I think I'm from the dance community so I have time out what's going on Ken you guys are filming we're filming right now yeah
0:50 I was just using the restroom I thought already what's the West thing about you huh what's the West thing about you come in tell us you woke woke wokest thing about me is I dance so that's his that's his that's so Fu can't have my owning identity here that's true yeah as dancers you do have to be woke on the as dancers you literally he acts like he's not one I always love that I'm so woke I was a early adopter woke what does that mean I think people are woke right now is because they're just waking up but it's still amateur so like they read something on BuzzFeed and they're like what the world has to know about this ████ and then they're like going out there did you know that this
1:40 happens in the world and I'm like I've been watching that ████ like zeist era I'm like before that you're like Spirit scientist I knew about Al-Qaeda before the world knew about Al-Qaeda that's not woke terrorist that's woke that's not woke yeah here's a good example of w I think joose is Jo say he's like early to financial investments I think I think um my wokest part about me is I make decisions with my wife like that what that's not woke is that some woke ass ████ it's pseudo intellectual activism is that what that is that's very long what the ████ is woke about what you said then cuz he knew cuz you knew about I knew about Al-Qaeda okay but you didn't do anything about him no I mean like sorry this room is very dumb sometimes it's okay it's okay
2:30 we're going to smarten up though we're just setting you up for Success trying to make you look good by being idiot yeah you go first you give an example then yeah you give an example then okay oh Jesus um you know I believe women no that's ████ I believe okay the thing that I really do think is that I think everyone should just lighten the ████ up about abortion stuff that's my thing like just let people do what that's not woke that's not woke that's woke no that's super woke wait the abortion thing that's people no let people do whatever they want with their own bodies is my thing Pro Choice well but then you're not aggressive about it okay you have to be mean to people that we not woke guys this is because they did that ████ with the vaccine stuff okay and that was all ████ woke is Hardcore activism but you're ████ stupid as ████ cuz you
3:21 can't even argue your points correctly oh because you break down but I thought we're talking about woke in the traditional sense where like you know there's certain there's C there's certain subjects attached to wokeness and what of that is do we embody ourselves what's the wokest thing about us that's what I thought he was trying to say that is what I said okay he's the only one who listen I think women should be allowed to vote you think who women should be allowed to vote that's the most wokest ████ you ever [Laughter] said that they should I would love if every election term that was up for bat like should they still or we guys how about now buddy that's pretty woke man that's woke as ████ that's where the that's you're an ally you're an ally you're definitely an ally oh and I'm in La that's pretty woke you're in LA and I was in be I was
4:11 in the I was in San Francisco yesterday dude that's woke oh yeah that's true oh oh how about this I let my son pick his gender no you don't you I don't I was like you didn't none of us boy boy boy boy everyone's like no you none of us bought that for a second hey what what if he asked if he could pick at this point he's not I'd make him play that ████ game with the bat and spin around a couple more times and then reply afterwards he has a better sound argument you haven't spun around enough dude what dang I got vaccinated that's pretty well I I was just going to say that's that's why I got back once I got boosters that's more that's yeah see I can't say that he's in charge he's in charge why'd you get
5:03 boosters anyone that got a booster is a woki wait why did you get boosters can you do your woke dance for us yeah W Dance I'm surprised you're not a Jabba W does don't most people get the vaccine they regret it right and they go okay no booster yes you got the you got the vaccine how did you end up getting boosters you regret it and you're like I had to get a booster for like a a travel in a TV thing but I'm also upset that I didn't Photoshop the original yes I'm pissed about because I have the capabilities of doing that and I didn't do that at a high level cuz I thought that it was a federal crime you guys are just honest citizens that's how bad it is well we were just booking but I didn't get the booster oh that's you you're so your VX though I axed no Boosty no Boosty I didn't get a booster now I don't have any vaccination what's a what's a common what's a common
5:53 woke thing like like shared bathrooms is that a common like a common you guys have an all gender bathroom you know that's pretty woke like we did that as a joke and it became no no we did that as a woke no dude what the ████ bro come on don't take away our ████ Street gr I saw a rainbow yesterday and I took a photo of it that's quite woke that's just beautiful did you take a photo of it in the regular camera app or on your IG app um was it a flag or was a part of the world and and did you point five it and turn it around no I didn't all right was it a picture of a rainbow on a wall no it was a real rainbow oh what about this I was making a sandwich in the kitchen and I felt kind of gender fluid what feel kind what kind of sandwich the kind that my imaginary husband would like okay roast beef so
6:44 you imagine you're making it for your husband I think you're just imaginary gay yeah I don't think that's woke that's not W that's just gay B singing in a ████ apron he thought he was woke he was just Kidd's not has any of you guys ever been asked about what your pronouns are and then from a serious person not in real life no not in real life no what really yes what was the situation because I was a part of a a Dance convention that was very woke the dancers will do that no the dance world is so so deep in that entertainment in general yeah yeah entertainment entertainment industry how do you do it like before you go up to the battle you'll be like hey yo my name is is B boy Joe he he
7:36 he no I mean in the there was a time where in ████ Zoom conferences you had to put your pronoun in the zoom cuz I would be the only guy guy without only gay you said that you said that you're gay he's gay he's gay people were fighting for their email too at the your signature your email signature had to have your pronouns and if you didn't do it then you weren't standing with them yeah you were you were ████ you were opposition man I would love for someone to try to get me to do that crap yeah I didn't cool email no I didn't okay good I give in what's your email no him him pronouns so yeah I guess that's pretty wokey yeah yeah that's pretty woke up like you can Photoshop it or it's I do have pronouns I me I'm he him that's that's
8:26 woke as ████ I've always been a he him that's Sooke Michael Jackson's he ke yeah yeah there's nothing wrong with it so to speak I think it's when people are like you have to do this otherwise you're in the opp that's the problem that's that's kind of woke you know what I mean it makes me want to join the opposition even though I'm not even about it her if you do that to me I'm going to join the alt-right by default anybody Joe's going to photoshop himself into January 6th moment I'm going have a raccoon hat and everything see you're just you're just a natural re like I was there how come the capital police don't want to talk to me that's yeah I know someone in jail for that c man sucks still they're still in jail still it just started they just got inis get the ████ out not jail how what's the sentence Oh gosh how many
9:16 years did couple years he got a few years that's crazy damn they got they got the shaman guy out yeah yeah I don't he was just he didn't even do anything man he was just but your friend was clearly a violent terrorist though it's goofy man it's it's you didn't hear about the person that got shot she was one of my followers really oh wow no way Ashley babbit Ashley Babb she was one my followers Jesus that's crazy that went dark but yeah Rip r um it was just weird like I did I I didn't I remember that day cuz I was in England I was just like whatever and then I was like what's going on every day I'm like what's going on in the US like there's just some crazy stuff going on and I was like I was like oh wow okay like thoughts connect I was like who see yeah jez dark stuff here's here's a segment we like to do on JK news with the new guest especially uh what we're going to do is we're going to all close our eyes for a second and then you're going to
10:07 point to who you believe is just the most woke person genuinely in this room true based on your impressions yeah the most wokest person here the most W honestly we're going to close our eyes nobody's going to know and we'll find out when we watch the video later who do who do I think wait wait wait give me give me give me a second I'm trying to I'm trying to Steve no peeking this is you can't close it like this Steve we don't trust you Steve with the hands over all right tell us when you're ready and we'll count to three and you can point and then after you're done pointing we'll open up our eyes point for a couple seconds so that the editor has room to edit all angles and three two one no peeking it's for sure me okay I'm done all right I hope the editor is going to know how to show that it was this way we'll see later we'll see you later
10:59 in three two one no peeking it's for sure me okay I'm done now it's time to talk ████ though how woke are they what then what sucks about them no now we have to guess now we have to gu yeah without giving it away describe why they're whack why are they so whack and they ████ suck and tell me to my face while you're at it I know you'd like me to but um I have a code of ethics and I don't I don't talk that about people that's so nice that's hell woke dude that's so woke that's the wokest ████ moose thing I ever heard n it's just I'm I'm a Christian man okay yeah all right so I love these I can't wait to see him later am I still wrong about what woke is yes I still am not sure this knowing who Al-Qaeda is before everyone felt woke no no I mean that that was a bad reference I just thought it was a funny time I actually know what he means though what does he mean what he means
11:50 is that he needs a translator we know this you you can correct me if I'm wrong what what he means is that for much of his life he's been aware of various things in the world whether these are injustices or inequalities or things that are just happening right and things people have experienced historical things or whatever and in the last few years perhaps the last decade in particular there's a bunch of people who have seemingly just sort of discovered that certain things exist in the world and certain things happened and they've massively overcorrected correct to jump like all the way they're like oh wait like racism exists so let me become like some super uber woke BLM protester with like my you know like they they've gone super insane with it all instead of just being like normal
12:40 and treating people normally and fairly you see what I mean nailed it the people who are like it's not good enough to not be racist you have to be actively anti-racist you have to believe that all white people are this and all black people and it's it's super goofy yeah it's a overcorrection of someone who's like suddenly shocked and now they you know they're not quite like well read or well studied but they take what they got and they run with it aggressively and I think that's kind of what we're seeing with the with the woke herd right is is it's like yo slow down like the rest of us that's been knowing and we're in the same fight but you're attacking you're you're preaching to the choir you're attacking yeah so it's like well then we're sick of you guys exactly I I love how massively different that sounded from I know Al-Qaeda you didn't let me talk ████ how come he understood what I'll say
13:30 the framing is a little different kind of I've been knowing I've been the worst part about Joe is he knows what he's doing it's the biggest scam he's that that that hum ever I know it's the biggest scam it's fine it's fine though we won't talk about I understood you they won't get it yeah but did you understand his um invisible gay thing though like was that we already went past that no we didn't invisibly gay we're back the making decisions with the wife invisibly gay no I said I let my kid pick his own gender is what I said no you were making a roast beef sandwich for your husband imagine with your eyes closed dude that's weird as ████ I pictured him wrapping his arms around me oh that's nice though and I feed him like this you like that I'm so woke that I don't think that
14:22 should be illegal see to me that's not woke it's just gay gay it's like don't feed the gay pigeons or whatever and then he's like ████ feeding them it's like that that's not woke that should be a shirt that's not woke that's just G for sure cleen what's woke about you dude I don't know man it's tough to woke about me it's tough to Peg that with you cuz you're not that woke she's a woman in La Oh Yeah Yeah by default I'm pretty woke right but that's what I'm saying was there a moment in time when you were woke did you require people on set to have vaccinations no to be onset with you no about because people needed to work but what about masks you didn't want to you didn't want to stop the spread no well also certain portions of my set aren't unionized so and there's
15:13 also a difference between complying because you believe it versus doing it because you don't want to get your ass handed to you later by somebody else on that's basically everybody yeah and then also during the time like people needed to work people needed to survive that's why I got vaccinations yeah that's honestly the reason why I got it yeah and that's why your abdomen is [Laughter] purple that's so messed up that's that's why I woke oh man what about um besides the abortion thing for you nothing yeah so uh I think I'm cool with people saying different languages around me that fair enough it's pretty W yeah man it's pretty w i don't go like hey that's some Chinese ████ or whatever I
16:03 don't do that I think that's W are you are how is your stance on uh illegal immigration deportation things like that I'm going to let zubie take this one for me you pass it to the black white I'm just going to give it to zuie I think zie look I want to use no I want to use my whiteness to elevate his his voice oh yeah he's uplifting black voices is that not work that's smoke you're in the lead you're in the lead I'm using my platform I'm using my platform to give him a voice he's an ally he's an ally he doesn't want to Center himself in the conversation that's right to even be a black white supremacist you're an ally you should just start hosting um what's the question what's my view on illegal immigration yeah should absolutely be halted like it's illegal
16:54 but what if we need guys to pick the strawberries how the strawberries going to get picked you ████ who's going to do my gardening you don't know ████ Berkeley University students going to do that ████ the Border thing is the Border thing is wild man the Border thing is wild like it it's yeah it's crazy what does that look like from your perspective like the whole it's not strawberries wall pardon it's not strawberries W like the jamb you ever been in J you're stupid oh you're you Tred to do a Jamba joke I don't get it it's stupider than you think it's really dumb it's a dumb bit all of you ████ anti-immigration people when you don't have enough strawberries at the Costco you go blame yourself that's right you go to Jambo and they got nothing for you but what about the immigration's dope illegal
17:44 immigration is terrible but isn't immigration especially that sort of mas good but but but but but isn't it all immigration right hear on the when I watch on when I watching on the news the the response the response is is uh cie used to be Mexico anyway that's a good one I've seen that that's hey that's that's that's the popular response punk rock and woke that's honestly my favorite response that that's one of the dumbest things I'm for illegal immigration because when I have illegal immigrants working at my store then I could just always threaten to call the Border Patrol on them wow I'll pay them I'll pay them like three bucks an hour and then they're like Lam Migra lra yeah you're like a real contractor and that's why I argue for illegal immigration I love that fa Joe
18:34 that's Walkers and hey you like you like cheap ████ boba drinks I love it all right if you don't want your drinks to be $20 where you get a cheap Boba drink I haven't seen one of those for a while not in my store but yeah June be they love illegal immigration all of our staff I got to $2 smoothie the other day $20 $20 and you paid that's woke that's woke that's woke someone bought it for me dang you're in the lead you're supporting capitalism at I'm not paying $20 was the Haley Bieber smoothie did the money go towards lesbian Arts yeah but do you think that the in the last couple years the millions of people that have crossed in Texas are trying to do strawberry picking yep yeah it's wild man they're either terrorists or strawberry how many people do you think are actually in this country they said millions dude they said 22 million no what do you think the actual population
19:24 of the US oh 300 million no no the the official count is 330 half a billion the official I think that wouldn't surprise me with all the undocumented that wouldn't surprise me the official number is about 330 million M I think it's they increased it by 200 million like this year dude I think it's way higher than 200 million in one year that's a crazy number I wouldn't be surprised if it's over 400 million well agreed they're not working at my shops you're only employing like what 300 400,000 yeah it's not like the UK where if the population goes up that much geez like there's a lot of people here but uh dude the US is it's just empty that's true there's a lot of places so much space here man by the way I don't think it really inreased by a lot of places to hide I do think it increased by a lot within the past four years for sure million what do you think the motivation is for our government to
20:15 not secure the Border I'm telling you cheap labor wow I'm an industrialist I know conspiracy theory shut the ████ well are they going to let them vote cuz if so then the answer is obvious yeah that's what that's what MIM was saying they're going to let them vote if they're going to try to get them vote we're going to pay for their healthare it's obvious they need B Biden supporters and strawberry Pickers Joe they don't need Biden supporters he won in 2020 oh Legit by a lot dude let it go we need hell strawberries While most votes in American history it's like it's it's history if that's not the situation what do you what other reasons do you think there could be if it's not that if it's not the voting it's not the labor what other reason could there be to not secure wow um um sperm rates bro like like the population control population
21:06 control well population's already sliding right so like the amount of people who are breeding it's like here in Japan and everywhere South Korea is actually the in the worst in the world is it really mhm they okay yeah I actually had the world I actually had um Steven Shaw who's pretty much the world's leading demographer on this exact subject on my podcast recently so the birth rate in South Korea is now the lowest in the world everyone knows it's low in Japan South Korea is actually significantly lower Japan's about 1.2 births per woman South Korea is down to 0.7 so what that means that's not even a whole Human UK is about one and a half us is about 1.6 so so so to put this in context if they stay on the current trajectory 0.7 means that for every 100 South Koreans right now there will be four great
21:57 grandchildren wow dang 96% wow they're on track for a 96 so that means to repopulate or like let's say repopulation level every couple needs two kids 2.1 did this guy have a like is there any like reasoning of about to why oh why that is yeah yeah we they're starting to Outsource for their K-pop now he lives in Japan what's some of the main like problems that they they're having relationship essentially the same thing that most that the whole W so all the uh developed countries wa yeah of all developed countries certainly all Western countries I think it's all developed the biggest there's only one there's only one developed country with a positive uh with an above replacement America cuz we get immigration no not the US US is below replacement all Israel Israel is the
22:47 only developed Nation cuz Jewish people be having babies dude they got double D's over there H they get like five kids no I heard they're so developed it's crazy yeah but it's it's actually um it I think this is the biggest the the crazy thing about this problem is that so many people actually think the problem is the opposite so people don't realize the only reason why the population of the world is growing right now is because people are living for so much longer than they used to um and that so in all developed countries the reason the population is going up whether in the US UK Germany whatever it's immigration and then people living longer than they used to it's not because people are having enough children so this is what uh this guy step Shaw he calls it the birth Gap he's actually done a whole documentary on it it's called The Birth Gap so it's essentially the if you if you look forward fast forward a couple decades
23:39 then this is going to cause massive massive problems because if you think think for all of us history or all of whatever the population everything's based on mhm everything's based on growth whether you're looking at the car industry you're looking at real estate you're looking at whatever everything's based on the idea that the population is going to keep growing and demand is it's it's all based on growth but if you get to a point where that starts inverting and you now have a collapsing population everything from Social Security to pensions to welfare schemes to you know the things that people invest in who's going to pay for it as an unaccredited environmentalist is that not better for Mother Earth though no not necessarily might be like painful for all of those Industries but over a period of if you believe that human beings are a sort of you know plague on Earth that are destroying and polluting and that stuff
24:29 then um yes then that will be your conclusion but well I watched Captain Planet so that's why I that hey man I used to watch Captain Planet too but yeah the whole overpopulation narrative is is total garbage it's the the opposite is the problem no no no Captain Planet said that's so what's is there is the problem in Korea is that something economically that's causing less birth multiple things it's it's all the things that are causing it in the whole developed world but they're for kind of it's cuz they don't have immigration and they don't have immigration to patch it up so yeah so they're they're like Japanese so that's why we should allow the illegal Ali come in so that we can breed better but what's interesting is even when people immigrate from countries that have much higher birth rates whether this is parts of um parts of Asia parts of the Middle East Africa and so on within like two generations they tend to drop down to whatever the sort
25:19 of Base rate you know what I think it so so in Nigeria the average woman in Nigeria has five kids Nigeria's birth rate five used to be around that high like here as well some decades ago um but then if a Nigerian you know moves to the US or moves to the UK or whatever then they conform to whatever that birth rate that's CU they just want to be influencers they can't be having kids so it's uh yeah it's a it's a tricky situation he he gave me some scary numbers um one thing that's actually genuinely concerning which is uh so firstly what's driving this is not that most people assume it's because people are just having fewer children that's not the primary driver it's that more more people than ever are having zero right so it's not that the people who
26:10 are having kids are like not having enough it's just that the amount of adults say over the age of 40 who um have zero children not so long ago that was like one in 10 people right it was rare to find someone over 40 over 50 true who had no kids whereas in many places now it's oneir 40% of people of that age now have none um and the one thing he told me which is crazy is that and and and man I've got I I feel like I'm reiterating like his point you should get you should get him on um the another thing he said that's super interesting is um of the people who were childless at these ages 90% of them did want to have kids so it's not like cuz some people will hear some of these stats and they'll go well if people are choosing not to have theity people who are ending up in those
27:03 let's say5 years old no kids 90% of them did want to was it fertility issues or something or financial whatever reason yeah whatever reasons it could be you know e economic but it wasn't on purpose that they my wife got poker she got you know some people fertility problems some people just you know I wanted to find a husband but I you know woman didn't find you know didn't match up in times prioritized education or work or whatever and you know the clock R out all these type of things and um of women who are by the age of 30 it's a 50/50 if a woman will ever become a mother now so if you take all the women right now who are 30 years old we got one in here yeah um half a coin half of them half of them will become mothers half of them that's just what the stat is now you got to find a mate worth having okay that's the
27:53 M it's yeah it's it's a it's a real interesting issue I think it's like the biggest under talked about global issue because you in the here and now you can't really like see it or feel it in fact it can seem like the opposite it can seem like oh my gosh there there's too many people to me the biggest issue in the world is that Mara Robbie did not get nominated for Barbie it's literally her ████ the name of the ████ movie is her ████ character terrible and instead so Greta gerwick she directs it she doesn't get nominated oh guess what Ryan gokin gets nominated knows patriarchy thank you that's the biggest issue that's very that's the biggest issue thank [Music]
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