0:00 excuse me drink the milk of the puppy it's got nose is poison cyanide in your goblets [Music] so you know how LA's going through this ongoing thing of uh I guess California as a whole how people leave because they're mad about this social crime policy although that's just happening in all the blue cities like it's happening in Hawaii it's happening like all kinds of places that's very very blue I love the criminals yeah so this example is a little bit different in another Direction because what what a lot of people say is like oh man you gotta let them out they're gonna do another crime and then let him out again another crime and then they always go back to the first time you're arrested and go why wasn't he still in jail because of this yeah you know but in this situation it's got a little bit of a difference and
0:51 it's interesting so back in August 2021 there was a viral video you guys may have seen it we didn't cover it here I don't think um but it was where this lady was pushing a baby on a stroller going down Venice uh in the city of Venice you know those like little Alleyways Yeah Yeah by the beach just pushing her baby on a stroller a car is driving through the alleyway and then turns to I saw this yeah it like turns to aim at her and then runs both of them like whoa both of them into the air stroller and the mom see the it's like a movie where she flies the stroller fly the baby flies the mom's a chi though after she got hit she got it back up immediately and went to this went straight to the baby baby was fine thank God oh my God that baby seat belts or something that's a good ad for the ████ stroller dude no so luckily no injuries for the baby I think she was she was banged up what they found out later that uh the person that
1:42 hit them was a 15 year old kid who had stolen that car and was already uh he was already on on probation for a bunch of ████ right yeah for some ████ and then and then so rather than go to jail the D.A like recommended uh seven months probation camp because he's a juvenile yeah this is a little bit different from a repetitive offending like meth head that's like 50 years old oh no he's yeah he it is different but it this very early age he's already under felony probation for poisoning some girls drink Jesus poison I was trying to kill somebody like a medieval politician like damn excuse me drink the milk of the puppy I've crushed these grapes this morning
2:32 for you my tire a little extra treat poisonous stupid uninvestigatingly what's going on so this kid's already tried to kill three people not only that but so he gets sentenced to that seven month Croatian camp and uh and of course the mom is like livid that that that's all he's getting plus they're like oh by the way his record will be cleaned by 18 but she was like that was attempted murder but that is what happens for juveniles oh yeah so the and adults right now so the family that uh the mother the the kid that family moved out of LA and said good screw this place whatever uh what do you think ever happened to this kid when did this happen he just killed somebody this happened two years ago so that's what I was thinking well you're
3:22 presenting it in a way where there's a happy ending I'm thinking he cleaned himself up went to college maybe maybe became a police officer that was only two years ago when he was 15 then right that kid grew up in two years and assassinated him for attacking his mom what's up oh the baby baby with milk of the puppy hey taste close next episode a very short season yeah but a very strong debut toddler assassin so this happened just the other day same kid so he's out um he happened to get into an argument with some random person outside of a fast food restaurant and got shot to death oh ████ by the baby
4:12 it was a baby in the hood but the crazy thing is that the mother who originally was hit by the car is like pissed at the D.A because they're like you could have saved his life by putting him in jail oh because you just let him back out if you're running the streets it goes both ways exact cause more harm or other harm incomes and that's what I didn't think about I'm like that's true because the climate of his life doesn't change he's into a bunch of bad ████ he doesn't go to jail it doesn't have no rehab yeah and his everything is still in the same exact places for him to do bad ████ Nothing's Gonna help him so he went right back out got into the same exact lifestyle some ████ just happened to him got shot to death and now like they're mad at the day for that wow he got shot outside of a fast food establishment yeah was it an Arby's wiener schnitzel they're not saying because they probably don't want to kill that business I was gonna say he's probably arguing
5:03 over which one's better a chalupa or Supreme Taco chalupa dude duh I'd have to disagree where's my God nobody ████ knows that the Doritos ████ Supreme Taco is the best when you get a Cool Ranch yeah but then the chalupas deep fried fluffy yeah and it's fluffy oh ████ we're gonna happen Supremes but the deep fried fluffy crunchiness and if you get the Steak Chalupa oh my God yeah they want a chalupa now dude but they don't have the outside Ranch layer dust on the edge that's how the gang uh watching Gaga forms yeah dude that's isn't that a crazy thing that likes yeah that's the other side that Mom is mad like because she's
5:53 like I told you to put him in jail for what he did there's got to be one percent of that Mom that's like riddance she's actually not that's it but you know what though she said even if they even if they uh like uh prosecute him to the full extent of the law this is still worse and she didn't want this uh death yeah they would have put it to death for what he did but she's like I just wanted him to get the full extended she's a really good person because if that was if I was the Mom I'd be like good that's how I think I was ████ celebrate what most people want ideally is someone goes to jail and then they get reformed and then they come back into society and become a functional member that's what everyone wants but realistically that's not what ████ happens dude no that's
6:43 that ████ does not happen it happens if you're streaming lucky it's such a weird situation because I feel like when I was younger I I just wanted people to be punished for the full extent of the lot right but as I've gotten older I know some of the worst people on Earth because they've had opportunities and chances to become a better person they're some of the most best people I've ever met like I specifically remember and I told the story on my podcast where my friend's older brother when I was younger you know I was a kid that used to joke around a lot right but when you're when you're when you're a goofy ass like stupid ass and you know you know jokes with all these people like you don't know that some people run with a different set of rules so I'm like four years younger and I'm making jokes or whatever right but his older brother didn't find it funny that I made him the butt of the joke and you know you can't make fun of somebody who's like an Affiliated gang member in front
7:33 of other people and that he's not gonna check your ass but I'm not and again I'm just the his younger brother's friend he's a court gesture exactly he didn't know he was dealing with a knight thought that it would be okay and I remember the s███'s most traumatized experience I was ████ 14 years old or 13. either way and he put a gun at my ████ dick in front of everybody and I just locked up right and I went back home I started crying I was bawling at my eyes this guy I met at a wedding last year he's a pharmacist now he's a ████ fart and this fool comes up to me right he goes what's up David and you know a little PTSD a little bit about what's up guys like no please oh he remembers of course he did he ████ scared he probably did that to everybody but how many dicks did I point my gun at yeah but that guy is a church leader now he's a pharmacist like he does so many
8:24 great things but he was allowed time to to change himself right so I had this weird perception in a correctional facility I don't know what happened I don't know his previous sir we didn't talk for that long because I was already crying but I have seen more often times than not for people that I grew up with that became better individuals for whatever happened in between right so I never want to take that opportunity for somebody to better themselves not to say that how you feel about these situations like I feel against because I just don't know but because I've seen people change over time to become better I like the opportunity so I understand her sentiment of like okay this person can change and be better because I've seen it multiple times I could name off a dozen people right now who've gotten some probably even us right when you guys talk about your past stories because when we when we start sentencing sentencing people you know if they're like oh this person should die well I guess all of us should die here then because how many bad things have we done
9:14 personally I'm a good boy [Laughter] I did steal a big rubber band yeah you go to hell bro how big was this rubber band wow how dare you you know how many ████ Vietnamese kids made that ████ rubber band for nothing for nothing [Music] like crochet rubber band It's Not sewing it is the cool thing she said was that it it sends the wrong message entirely when when you just fight so hard to keep people out of any type of likes of your punishment because it just makes them think oh I got away with it yeah like I did yeah what does it teach anybody yeah so it's not that she wanted this kid to die or she wanted him to like rot in prison she was like just don't give him the idea that that there's no concept
10:06 because it usually it escalates yeah exactly oh if I do this and nothing happens then I'll do this what happens oh nothing happens you just keep escalating it's like big herk if he didn't do 15 years he didn't for bank robbery first year second year third year he was in jail for 15 years yeah yeah it's just a it's such a weird thing to think about right because you know Lawson specifically like Joe was saying in blue states have become so ████ relaxed that people feel like they could do whatever the ████ they want because what are the real consequences and also makes you feel like someone could do that to you and get it yeah and if you you know like let's say for example somebody comes and robs your store and you try to put your hands on them they're like well they could sue you yeah but it's like trip them on the way out yeah shouldn't have done that see these ████ bananas guys I'm gonna sue you for this right here yeah we have friends that are cops and then they'll see people like get caught with drugs right and uh they get let out
10:56 because it's for some reason that's part of like the narrative that they're doing where they're like oh this is a better Rehabilitation form then you have like an old white guy that gets caught with like maybe under the table dick pills and they get 10 years in jail yeah like how does that work it's like well that guy knew better and then well it's like but what's the real crime though you know it's crazy because like a world without consequences is a very odd world to live in right because there's no checks and balances you know when we saw those videos out in the Bay Area people literally smashing Windows stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars and you see employees just I mean it's a good thing that they have to just watch it because right first place but they know that nothing is going to happen at most they'll get put into like a cell for two days and they'll just walk the ████ on out like it's just I don't know man that's what hurts me to see them watching it happen is that these people are at work like they're trying to make
11:47 an honest living and they're watching people make a dishonest living off of their honest living yet they can't do anything about it and they get to see them come back on Thursday and then Tuesday and then Friday and then imagine doing the report to the cop and telling them all ████ and just feeling like there's no point to this one of the most satisfying videos I've ever seen and also well I guess I'm a little sick but this guy put his hand into this guy's Doorway to steal it and he had the bat not today for the thank you I Was So Satisfied in my life I mean he didn't kill him which I don't want but he definitely he gonna learn the dirt it's so he remembers that it's like it is what was he trying to steal just mail like mail or package yeah
12:37 he's trying to open the door or some ████ yeah credit card or something it looked like a skit because both parties were ready yeah so that audio wasn't wasn't like oh ████ I thought that was like inputted no that was his actual scream that was his actual screen I thought that that was the Tom and Jerry sound so did I watching people defend themselves without the end being death is I enjoy very much yeah because somewhere in there there's a lesson at least yeah yeah I don't like watching people die life is very very valuable plus if a video gets viral of that person it's like an extra lesson like a residual lesson it was like that viral video of the of the bus driver who uppercut yeah I know it sounds really bad when I say it but
13:28 but what do you say he's like you go learn it no yeah you're gonna learn today it was some phrase but he just uppercuted the ████ out of her dude video game dude he loaded up too for me he was just down down Fierce yeah somebody had to call it ambulance go to Amber Lamps foreign [Music] thank you [Music]
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