0:00 [Music] what's up everybody welcome back to another exciting episode of the careful boys and today we have tim back in the season it's been so long dude last time i was here y'all still had girls here yup that's how long it's been and then we went straight gay there was no careful boys last time i was really there was no such thing so you were you're not a part of the attitude era then okay what was that this is the attitude this is the attitude ████ ████ yeah we're like top five top five gay podcast yeah we're pretty trending there in the in the community we're progressive yep okay which community we're pretty gay you you know okay that's tight
0:50 yeah i'm we're with the fresh and fit boys we're coming for their time speaking of gay how's life man life is like super gay super awesome yeah uh it's it's uh it's busy man you know what i'm saying blessed to be busy the the the child is running and babbling like saying a couple words here and there yo how does she know one and a half wow what's she saying what what her first three different words um all three of us on top of three words top 15 sentences she said uh okay well right off the bat the only turtle i mean the only animals he always recognizes is a turtle wow turtle all the time no matter what it is it's a turtle no no she knows it's oh yeah yeah yeah yeah where do you guys see that many turtles though uh you know what teenage mutants teenage mutant ninja turtles she has a little a toy turtle and i just random uh that's funny you
1:41 know randy so no dog no giraffe just turtle so dogs she sees and she does uh you know but she doesn't say dog and this is a turtle she's like turtle soup no she sees it she sees the turtle and screams she goes kabanga and i'm like whoa really [Laughter] do you do you play her um your favorite shows or the shows of today you mean like like toby maguire spiderman no like for me like i play i played him the 90s ninja turtles right i don't play him the ████ michael bay ████ where like all the turtles are all hood all of a sudden i i play them in the 90s what the ████ chickens they're all dudes not ████ urban rappers and ████ michelangelo was the only urban one
2:31 there dog rafael no raphael he doesn't watch movies i was a new yorker for some reason the only one all the turtles were from new york i think you guys are looking too much into this he's italian yeah raphael's italian duh but they have california accents though yeah cowabunga so maybe the cartoon maybe ours is the one that ████ it up then well which one do you play for her i don't play none of the turtles ████ yeah this it's inappropriate what about no just kidding i'm just kidding i'm talking um we play a lot of blues clues but the new one because he's asian so i ████ with filipino girl yeah yeah shout out to josh yeah the new the new host the new host bro five years ago yeah she loves ████ headlining it
3:22 he has a ████ meet and greet and everyone's like thank you for what you're doing to the asian company yeah dude i mean hey heavy real though because there's episodes where like he has his grandma on there and they're like making like filipino like uh snacks and ████ yeah yeah does he call her lola he calls her lola oh ████ yeah dog so that's tight man people but i watch i'm like yeah dude ryan's about to tear up right now it's just a good moment for us grandmother is a lot more syllables like lola's like easy for everybody it should just be like indoctrinated as like the word everybody says lola yeah lolo i think most people say granny i think no one's like i'm fine grandmother grandmother is here do you play any like traditional thai films for her no i couldn't even like protect her protector okay she's all like honey this one's okay there's no carnival
4:18 but i do play her a lot of my videos my music videos i just started playing her my ████ to just kind of show her like oh look daddy daddy does things yeah she's all commenting beat wasn't that hot yeah yeah yeah she goes she goes on youtube she's like mid wow orange i play your videos she's like sus like chill my fingers on the point what are you doing what is she picking up right now that that you're like sketch about like you're like wait where'd you get that um i wouldn't say there's anything that i'm like necessarily sketch about but she's very she's getting to the age where she likes to jump off of things you know what i'm saying so we need to kind of like always kind of be aware like i had to leave town for like two nights the other day to go shoot some ████ in new york and
5:09 and she is just so tired right now so i get a text at like 9am she's like hey vader fell off the couch but she's fine had a little cry it's okay she's fine i'm like oh god okay well all right cool and then around like 2 p.m she's like hey if it fell down a couple stairs i was like god damn i need to get home who who has the higher drop count right now in terms of like dropping the baby smells like cheetah look no [Laughter] no one's like officially dropped her but for sure like sometimes we'll be like where's veda and then we just hear like like oh god where is she she's just busy man um because i have the higher drop count well tag is crazy undefeated probably where she's like zero she got like the mom like
5:59 you know yeah and then i have the dad like okay that's supposed to be dad's youtube videos about that those are all those are all fake those are all oh man cgi or do you like you know have little accidents with uh veda and then not text chia oh yeah uh no i'll keep her posted you know what i'm saying uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um and then cheer comes home and just like a ████ big ass i don't know that happened right yeah what did you do but uh nah man a lot of blues clues a lot of ████ uh like youtube just has a playlist of like adorable songs um i try to like work in like i'll put on like some like the usher uh tiny desk just to kind of see us yeah just kind of like indoctrinate some ████ like og r b vibes into her
6:50 system you know what's something what's something about like fatherhood that you were like oh ████ i didn't ████ expect this ████ like you thought man i got this and then like you get veda and you're like oh ████ what is this i'll tell you this i'll tell you this i didn't expect that like because i always make jokes whenever i got to go film or whatever i'd be like ah man finally an excuse to go out and turn up a little bit right and i'll go to new york and be like all right cool can't wait to get have a couple drinks with the homies and then i'll just be in the hotel looking at like pictures of my child how is she can we face time like a separation anxiety yeah yeah that's real huh no we had a pandemic baby right so it's like i'm used to being home every day with them so when ████ started picking up again i had to leave i was like oh is she gonna forget me
7:43 yeah so that's what i didn't really expect right um did you ever watch that one clip it was uh bert kreicher with another stand-up comedian and it was a heartfelt moment and uh i forgot who the other comedian was but he was pretty much saying like what sucks about being a stand-up comedian is that he's like he's checked into i think 300 plus hotels a year right and then so he's like talking about how he has never been there for his daughter's childhood and as he's bawling like talking about like my i wasn't there for like my daughter or whatever christian starts going [Music] like that right and then he's like looking at him like what the ████ he's like this that's not funny and then he goes i'm only laughing because it's true and he starts volunteering
8:35 yeah i was like two different ways yeah i was like that's ████ crazy like the stand-up comedian life yeah in terms of balancing family because you have to be on the road yeah yeah yeah that's like a crazy constant grind yeah yeah yeah thank god i you know i internet for a living for the most part because like you know that's kind of cool i did that's pretty sweet um there was a uh during towards the maybe like sometime last year i had auditioned for this movie that if i got it i would have been in thailand for like six months whoa and i was like oh ████ like what are we gonna do would you just bring them with you probably for that long yeah i would have like forced chia like let's bring the baby to thailand i got family out there they can help whatever right um it would have been difficult though uh but but luckily oh is it because it's like the location keeps moving everywhere yeah maybe just because you know um i i would i just i just like the baby to feel comfortable you know what i'm saying and she likes
9:25 to feel comfortable so it was definitely like ah and i got a call back for this ████ too like they they they told me like yo you're on the list of potential like they they're narrowing it down to you and some other people but i didn't get it and i was like low-key kind of like how did you not get a thai thing and it was a replacement bro here's what's crazy dog you got thai nikes dude it's that i do who's his tie equivalent yeah here's the thing it was that it was that ron howard movie that came out about the uh 13 uh soccer students oh yeah and my part that i auditioned for i didn't think i would even do well because it was such a ████ obscure part it was a soccer ball it was hot it was ty winston from uh from ████ uh ty wilson wilson yeah yeah just tim
10:15 tim's face they paddle shot the rest and they paint a ████ like the annoying orange and ████ well sound like it's from paramount i know right but the the character was a thai dude that grew up in america but he was from the south so i had to do a ████ southern accent and ████ and i did not think i was gonna listen nah man it was like so here was one of the lines it was like it was like general you can't drill here this is sedimentary rock some ████ like that right sedimentary rock but i'm like in my head i'm like i only do southern accents when i'm ████ around you know what i'm like goddammit get off my lawn that type of ████ so you're higher you shouldn't have it so i'm trying to like tone it down i didn't think i'll get i put on this is how ████ i didn't know what to do for this year right they're like yeah he grew up in the south so i'm like auditioning as what i see as a ████ southern person so i took one of my flannel shirts and
11:06 cut the sleeves off oh my god the hazard straw coming out of your mouth just way overboard just to help sell it right you're on a ████ horse i didn't rolls up with ████ just overalls in a straw hat like yeah that layer sedimentary rock can't be drilling air partner but uh what needless to say my agent was like hey they got you on the short list of like they narrowed it down but i didn't get it you know what i'm saying um which was kind of hilarious because i was like all right we don't have to worry about going to thailand i'm going to judge the guy who did get it by like you better be real hard on that guy ask for like a reimbursement for your flannel though yeah what the ████ reparations for the sleeves bro oh ████ i think i even put on a flannel
11:57 over like it might have been like a stone cold steve austin show oh man smash some beers what they were looking for is someone from southern thailand i misread it wait so there was something still talking like southern american thai guy in that group he was perfect like southern california that's all we need i know so this character apparently was a real character it was a guy that grew up in the south but he was thai and he would go to thailand for this in the summers to he was like a ████ rock brain expert whatever the ████ his character was i don't even know the geologist sure i liked him dude but yeah man that was it you know um and then that was your role and then you're gonna get it and i i i but i didn't get
12:48 it and i was and i was glad but do you know who replaced you i haven't watched it it's out though i heard it's good oh it's out yeah yeah i think it's on a streamer it could have been great i think i think tv johnny would have been a great replacement johnny ████ johnny daniels dude oh dude that guy's everywhere yeah she's very tight passing in that situation of that story yeah just tv johnny i don't know where with the grills that's really southern dude i know this still rocks like a middle part oh yeah it's coming back so it's ken that's true what about your uh mtv schedule like for deliciousness and all that deliciousness is lit because they they really worked around all our schedules and we knock out like three episodes a day oh yeah yeah oh but they were telling me ridiculous in the schedule they do six episodes a day whoa bang that ████ out bro
13:39 he's a ████ machine they knock it out make mad money deliciousness it was like it was like every other day for like two weeks and then we just knocked out and you shoot in l.a yeah so it's easy to balance your family life around it yeah it's super easy so you shot a whole season in like two weeks yeah like 20 episodes wow 30 hours yeah good i tricked out to see you just riffing with tiffany amber thiessen i know what is this dude that's crazy it was like man not gonna lie i was high key like fangirling on stage you know first day especially i'm like looking like oh my god she still looks bald can i look up she does yeah and then after the first day she was like she was really like she was really she found me funny you know what i'm saying so after we filmed she's like hey oh my god i'm a fan now you're so funny she's like you're so cute you're so funny i was like oh my god i was like i was like time out
14:31 so kelly kapowski but now she's dope she's super sweet did she know that you grew up watching her yeah of course oh did she know that you also grew up being knocked off um look i think she can assume that you know uh but it was just it was just really humbling to to be on the stage because it's like i feel like everyone on that stage i'm in that show with i like grew up watching in different just parts of my life you know what i'm saying like angela from the office and then kale so it was kind of like and i'm up there i'm like ah man what about the rubbing off thing though um yeah yeah yeah you think girls really like fully assumed that you think they could like walk into a room if they knew that they were a specific character at a certain era where there was like less access and you're just like they walk into this room they're like maybe not maybe definitely yes well when we had mia khalifa here she said she could be in the supermarket and she just can go oh okay he walked off to me
15:23 oh that way he looked at me he out he whacked off to me it's the eyebrows that go up she could just sense it yeah i mean she does a different genre of content people mostly seriously called it a genre she wasn't on must-see tv it depends on who you talk to it's a different kind of medium you know see tv okay back to less shallow water so who else was on this uh so speaking of super shallow just see um my favorite genre of porn is probably uh um no wait wait what were you asking no i wasn't sure if we're gonna joke no no i like it now oh sure ████ it uh well i don't really have a specific genre i kind of like i'm very uh my taste of porn is like everywhere you feel me like
16:13 one night it's like oh you know what uh maybe i'll watch some japanese ████ where everything's pixelated and then another night i'm like you like frustration huh you know what no here's the thing i am one of my favorite draws of the japanese porn and the reason why i overlook the pixelation is because i just like the uh the noise they make oh you actually like the noise i dig it it's like very crying huh i uh you know i look it depends on each culture it depends on my mood uh sometimes you can just play it and like listen to it in your headphones and jackoff i don't i don't mind ripped away files background while i'm washing dishes washing dishes and jerking off just listening like it's in a podcast sounds like cats ████ but sometimes japanese sometimes i'll go for some bbw action uh it all depends
17:05 yeah you don't watch is there any thai porn that you like tuck tuck patrol have you heard of tucked on patrol it's an up-and-coming one that's stevie weeby's top three favorite really it's a real thing patrol yeah [Laughter] no i think they pick up girls in the tuck tuck and then they go somewhere interesting oh yeah it's actual its own site tuxpatrol.com they got a dot com it's a sponsor for the show actually oh well that looks great yeah uh it says nobody rides for free [Laughter] no ty ████ left behind sign up now thai ████ left behind genuine thai porn since 2020 uh 2012 we've been cruising the world famous streets of thailand for hot thai ████ our talk talking control sail like that video
17:56 features real-time sex ████ getting ████ by real tourists dude i want to be a copywriter for ████ porn it's like this is so tantalizing that's like such a well-written intro no thai ████ left behind like damn dude on some of these they look great they got testimonial sections oh wow honest pornography five stars what does angela from new york say about it uh patrol continues to keep it real and is worth checking out rabbits reviews it's worth checking out real joined this site and haven't left in three years gilgamesh 1975. gilgamesh damn he's been around for millions of years of this stuff yeah have you guys ever read the comments on like porn sites like because you know how like a lot of those uh videos if you click boys in the comments there's actually comments like youtube on every
18:48 single one acting like you don't know yeah uh no i've seen the comments before i out of curio like right after you nut and you just gotta scroll yeah it's really weird it'll be like what's her who's her name what's her name or whatever or like they'll be like they'll be like oh my god if i could only just bust in her all the time i would lick her ████ after she pisses or like crazy ████ yeah what else do they say yeah give her something it is weird yeah only one time on that same on the same lane at a homie that like you know i hooked up with this girl and the homie was like man she's so bomb let me know next time you smash i'll suck your dick [Laughter] it was a joke dude don't tell him i said that's so long
19:43 i forgot who it was but i was watching this thing and then they're talking about beyonce and then someone said that i will ████ suck the fart out of her ass do you guys remember that ████ not like you could get one celebrity name in that yeah you know you could switch that out i've heard that said before about like different people yeah people probably said about you too yeah that's it that's a new one for me is it yeah it's insane you're just old bro that is that is a good bumper sticker it feels like the right place to have it on the on the bumper [Music] hmm [Music]
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