0:00 we both just put our balls on the trophy wow and took a picture of it you took a picture yeah I have the picture oh my god did oh my God that's pretty good damn well sometimes you know when your phone is like hey remember [Laughter] [Music] this welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys where we are going to clap again for Colleen hey y [Music] [Applause] might as well I mean she's here wild that you're here such a it's been such a long time okay uh this is another Patron submitted question thank you guys thank you so much please join our patreon we wouldn't survive without a buy our socks um was there a time oh I got to say
0:51 submitted by anur anur anur anus or anur anus or that sounds like a sore anus thank you um was there any time that you saw someone get their dose of Karma and was it glorious if so do tell I'm assuming Steve did this yeah but I talked about it a lot I'm trying to think of another one I have a fast one so this is also a military school time we were uh leaving the school and we're walking and we're just I think walking to like one of those um you know those mom and pop Burger shops I think was like Astro Burger or something like one of those kind of places right and we're just walking and then at military school you're dressed in like a military outfit but you can tell that we're kids this guy he pulls up in a crotch rocket and I think he wanted to act hard
1:43 so he goes he pops a wheelie and he's flying and then he he keeps flying he flies off the bike and then we see the bike go all over the place and they were like that's what you get damn you yelled at him you know that work might as well that's what we said vegan you called him a vegan yeah yeah vegan that's what that's what you get and he he was all right like we didn't like he got up he was all right he's all cuz his helmet was there and he was yeah he didn't tell him while he was dying and then so that was the best astr burger has ever tasted dude I'll watch videos to this day of people like in Lamborghinis and ████ doing like and then like they try to go peel around somebody and then they just wipe out
2:34 against a truck or something that's my favorite TR if you were just Karma if you did it for your own self-satisfaction right like you just wanted to pop your own wheelie we probably would have felt bad and would have ran to help you but he he was like looking at as like hey you Geeks like that's what you get vegan so good it's a great one instant K videos are they're the best dude felt so good yeah so satisfying especially cuz I have such rage I'm just like ████ you have you seen that one of the dude that's crossing the he's at a crosswalk and then um like I guess the car was a little bit in the crosswalk so he's like hey ████ ████ bro like walked through the pole while he mad yeah then he gets mad at the oh hell yeah the guy builing like ah and he goes what so stupid people getting mad after
3:26 Instant Karma is also satisfying oh cuz it looks even they me look even dumber and then people getting it on camera is just the win one time it happened to me where I was the ████ for sure cuz I remember it was like I'm in Vegas ████ yeah trying to do a U-turn count yep yep trying to do a U-turn and there's just one light that I actually I'm predisposed to hate this light already so I'm already ████ I'm in I at this light dude ████ everybody dude but there's this lady in front of me like three cars three cars ahead of me nobody's moving and I'm just assuming this lady in front of me isn't going and I'm like hello Hong Kong what the ████ you know what I mean I'm just giving her the full on like what are you doing you idiot all this ████ and then um finally the arrow you know goes again
4:17 and I I start seeing people going right next to me and I realize that the guy two cars ahead of her his car died or whatever so she just stuck with me she yeah I'm just taking I'm taking her the ████ Woodshed like you're such a dumb ████ you don't know how to drive your ████ car all this ████ and then yeah eventually I had to do that thing where like I'm driving around her cuz she's too close to him I'm driving around her going like that's my be a little bit you know had to eat a little bit of the crow you know on the way out should have just doubled down I know I should have like aha ████ you I got out of here before you did but no I have a conscience I was like damn I really ████ out one of pig time damn Instant Karma I love watching those compilations especially um there's a specific one that you got to check out
5:10 it's when shopkeepers fight back so like there'll be guys that'll come in and right before they draw like the guy in the register already Drew or like there'll be that did you see that one guy that old man that had a shotgun and then he saw on the camera these guys were kind of coming in and as soon as they came in they ████ blasted them and I'm like oh those are so fun the guy got getting stabbed remember that one oh yeah oh the Vegas one that was insane that was sad I think that was a JK fan the guy who got stabbed yeah I think he reached out to us the guy who got the stab he reached out to us in his last moments in his final the guy got stabbed that's one of save me Joel no yeah he the the guy that was dying too he was a fan too and he was like oh if only JK could be here to save
6:00 should have bonded over that we both like JK bring back JK party the guy who's uh ████ said that a JK fan yeah I think we're trying to do like a collab with them a stabbing collab and then nothing happened yeah yeah same with the the Asian dude that uh remember when there was the mass shooter here from at the dance studio oh yeah yeah and then he stopped them he's also a JK fan I have a really I saw him in person I have a really funny story of karma didn't happen but it's almost like I don't even know if you would call this Karma but it's just the way that it worked out was so ████ perfect and I can't name too many names cuz this person will probably off themselves knowing I told this but it's hilarious no way but it's hilarious I have to do it so we were on tour I think this we were in France for LMFO shows and then
6:51 uh Foo likes to have a couch in the dressing room and this one show there was no couch so he was flipping out and he was like super mad and he was like where's my ████ couch you know like artists when they don't have their thing on the rider they just get super pissed so then um all these like French uh production guys are like oh get find the couch find the couch so they were looking all over weish they're it's in a club and they're like going around trying to see what couch they can take into the dressing room from the club so they'd have to carry it across the club and ████ so the whole time this is happening um he he's just like freaking out he ends up going to some other room or whatever so then I'm in this room in the dressing room uh by myself self and then we noticed that one of the dudes has this kind of like Tor chick he's trying to hook up with like some kind of like bigger girl and then um tort yeah and so we kind of could sense that he
7:42 was going to try to like sneaky hook up with his chick in the dressing room oh right then and there yeah so so Foo being like he's like he tells his camera guy he's like hey hide in the corner and just like film the room while we're gone cuz I want to see what happens so like fu is like being like devious like that and so the guy just in the so so our camera guy is just sitting in the in the corner like this with the camera and then that dude that dude goes into like what's like a shower room in the dressing room it's just basically like a glazed shower door thing yeah so he takes that girl in there to that room and then um what happens so this whole thing happens I'll let you know exactly how it goes down but basically uh we go back to the room and the camera guy is like you will not ████ believe this and then he he follows everybody into the room other than the guy and the girl
8:33 right he goes we we have to wash this together so he we go into the room there's like 12 of us looking at this little camcorder screen and he's like watch this so so the video starts right it's literally just the room nothing's happening the dude brings the girl into the shower room so they're in there together doing whatever and then uh at that time the club guys brought the couch in so they they bring the couch into the room and then the dude is in the shower room can't get out they're like stuck in there together because these guys are like fixing the room up right they put the couch down and then um what happens is because the Dude doesn't want everyone to know that he hooked up with that kind of like bigger girl he makes the uh girl stay in the shower and he leaves first and he like in the video he's like you stay here I'm going to go first kind of thing so he goes first and walks out room's empty now the girl's still in the shower room
9:24 by herself and then like uh like after like a few minutes she finally gets out of the shower room she thinks she's in the room alone she doesn't know the camera guy's in the corner filming for some ████ reason she decides to stand up on the couch pulls her panties down and pisses all over the couch what what the ████ that's exactly what he said in the video you hear him go what the f she pisses all over the couch what maybe she was so she needed to go so bad but why did she just do it in the shower I don't know I think it she forgot and then she's like I don't want to get a UTI so the funny thing is foo's watching the video and F goes not the couch what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in
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11:05 patreon and click the link below to get all the details there's so many different tiers you can see it when you click that maybe it was one of those ████ you I don't know why it was ████ she's French I don't know she just for some reason and then she right after she covers the couch and piss she just walks out into the club wow what the ████ so we showed the video to that guy and he goes his response is if you're my friends you will delete this right [Laughter] now oh ████ based off that I feel like I know exactly who so now so now everyone knows that but it's just in the memory not in the real life yeah it was It's the funniest thing was like how upset he was about not having a couch and then seeing this video and he still doesn't have a couch yeah we didn't know that and we're like oh dude that's crazy we would have just sat in it that'd be the
11:55 funniest thing if she overheard him being frustrated without having a couch could have been and then that's what that was her move it could have been that too that could have been the reason she could have been like oh I'm going to piss on this thing that he's like making a big deal about or she just got the notion that the dude was embarrassed to be seen with her you know what I mean like she D down yeah ████ that's a weird double down that's the strangest double down I've ever heard about ever really weird well great video though the message is not received when you assume that you're not being filmed though that's funny as ████ what's the message we don't even know it's like ████ your couch dude ████ you who pissed on this couch that's the that's the next step I guess yeah like then what I I didn't understand that but it was so funny to see how it goes from like flipping out about not having this thing to now you're flipping out that
12:45 it's covered in bits dude this that reminds me of when I ████ stuck my dick in the dude's orange juice wait what you say it so like flippantly like we all I'm glad you completed that sentence in in that way cuz there's so many openings that I was okay I'll I'll tell the story of Jesus uh it's a very petty petty move for me um we had this roommate when we were studying abroad back in like 2007 in Spain and it was like me and three other dudes and me and two of those guys we were always cool chill we would share stuff you know what I mean it's like oh yeah don't worry about it like yeah whose eggs are these or whatever you know like you would just be cool roommates but there was one guy who was just always on our case about ████ who was being a ████ dick he was just super he was super in the closet about all the
13:36 ████ too um and then he would get mad at us when somebody would like take his orange juice and like no one ████ touched his ████ like we we knew that he would get mad about stuff so we always were like we're not going to touch his ████ because we're also just regular cool people and then this one one time it was like near the end of the two month uh summer that we were staying together and we just had it like this is this is one of those things where you complain about a person you bond with other people cuz you're just complaining about this guy all summer finally we just had it and then I remember being like like you ████ think we're touching orange juice like all right so he like he's not about to sexually assault your orange juice he's not in the apartment and then we go into his fridge and I'm like ████ this guy dude I take his orange juice I put my penis in it and I'm
14:27 swirling it around and then I put back in the fridge and that's right when he comes back oh he sees you no he doesn't see it that's right when he comes back so then I look at my boy will in there and I'm like I ████ can't be here right now so we we walk into the laundry room which has a window into the kitchen no you watch him drink it we're standing there and the first thing he goes for is the ████ orange juice and I start ████ crying this is the ████ funniest thing and it's it's same thing though like he'll never know there's no justice served to him in a way that's like you know what I mean like like I got you ████ yeah none of that but we're just dying in the laundry room together watch us people drink my molested orange juice there's no way that guy would see this ever in life well he's Spanish right no no no he we
15:17 were all exchange students he was from he's from it it was a UC program yeah so well I hope he does see it you ████ that's what you get you little anal ████ I would love it if he saw it and he's like must be some other guy who likes orange juice yeah or he's laughing at it he's like that guy drink dick juice what an idiot that guy's gay what an idiot that guy's so gay now dick I love that it makes him an idiot yeah that's my favorite thing about all that mentality not conscious of it that age of like of like thinking you it's like that guy like he should have known why did he know he didn't smell the ████ ████ on the orange so dumb dude that is nice though for someone who keeps getting mad at you for something you didn't do it's pretty good I I respect it damn yeah it's also funny that I definitely told this story here
16:08 but for me to be like yeah was like when I put my dig in the orang oh you guys are like what the cont I don't remember that I didn't I forgot you're capable of such devious ass chicer yeah this is probably why we're all friends yeah how did it did it sting when you put it in there no it was actually nice cuz it was cold it wasn't like a citrus sting no there was no Citrus s thing the temperature offset the Citrus but we're imagining a full full OJ I'm imagining a half bottle that you had to ████ really swing your bottle around press it against my ████ you ball like a pocket ████ wow I was in there why is he still a about orang and the timing too for him to come into the room just as you finish wanting orange juice dude Karma like that is scary when when the person will never know that's pretty
16:58 scary yeah how much dick orange juice do you think we all drank how much ████ do you think we've all ate because we went to Taco Bell or some ████ like that over the years during um restaurant p a lot during so you think there was a guy that people didn't like and and someone would take his toothbrush and swirl it in the toilet oh my god oh Jesus Christ he never knew either but this is why that's worse isn't that like dick orange juice is okay you know how they say like at night everyone swallows like a spider a year or some ████ like that like how many gallons of you think we've all drank on accident cuz fast food cuz people loading our fast food up yeah probably like six gallons in our lifetime some more than others do you honestly think you've actually had that happen to you I think I probably drink like ████ quarts of come quarts of come on a lifetime in a lifetime yeah cuz I think all the fast food we at I used to go to Subway like every day when I was working downtown LA Subway doesn't
17:50 seem like a c Factory though that's hard yeah but then but then they don't go to the back as much right true but you have a whole ████ story of saying cuz my friend used to do he used to do it so much I'm like for sure we've had some of that I think probably I think that happened to be at Denny's and Downey I feel like more the more sit down the restaurant the more the higher the Chan is Yeah the more like isolated the kitchen is the more sit down I I feel like if it's like like a ████ Maul joint you know what I mean like your hot dog on a s they're right in front of you though with funny kids working there yeah it's more about the age and like the you're ████ wearing a dinky hat like of course you hate your life you know what I mean you want to ████ around you want to comment some on some things you have that's why it's taking long yeah we were that age Colleen used to Squirtle over ████ salads before she came out I like I like how it's easy to be
18:40 like yeah we were all at that age but we're all like tripping about a girl peeing on a couch and like why would you do that I heard you want some extra dressing yeah oh my God I used to put when my in high school my friends you know when you forget your book so you're like oh dude can I borrow your book can I borrow your book for social studies can I borrow book for they always someone will always use your book for class whenever people would ask me I would put my pubes in the page that they have the why why it's incredible page 34 high school ████ dude it reminds me when I was I went to this soccer thing it was like a soccer World Star ████ thing in Seattle where like all the allst stars played for soccer or football for Europeans right uh and they had this trophy that was like the trophy for like the World Cup or whatever or what whatever that is and me and my buddy
19:31 Peter Gilroy we just don't care about soccer we think it's kind of sucks but we were there for like a brand deal thing and I remember when we were we we had a moment alone with the trophy and we were like wouldn't it be kind of funny if we if we teabag the trophy together at the same time yeah at the same time huh yeah we conquered the trophy we beat soccer how do you do it at the same time you put your balls on the ████ tr it's it's big trophy at the same time you didn't you didn't you didn't do it by touching yeah you hug and you wrap around no we both just put our ████ balls on the trophy wow and took a picture of it that's so funny you took a picture yeah I did Selfie Mod yeah I have the picture oh my God you did oh my God that's pretty good damn well sometimes you know when your phone is like hey remember [Laughter]
20:21 this it's a montage dude like 3 months ago it was like hey remember this you were in Seattle and I'm like oh God damn dude that's great
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