0:00 [Music] okay for this one i want you guys to guess how they were able to accomplish this a newly married california couple goes viral after their entire wedding ceremony reportedly only cost them 500 bucks they did it at court they didn't over zoom it was a full like so it's a full ceremony um they stole everything a full ceremony a full one like you mean like at a church how many people did they say it wasn't in a church it was about about like 40 to 50 people okay so they bought 500 bucks worth of chipotle yeah about saying everything else about a bunch of tacos from del taco they're like 30 cents yeah for avenue 26. i think they stole everything they stole it did the whole enchilada you're committed to the theft
0:50 like photos videos all that stuff photos videos wedding dress um cake everyone hostage oh i like that too that's a good thing was it on ████ credit card points or some ████ [Laughter] so it was at someone's house they got their clothes from like goodwill it definitely wasn't someone's house it was it was on a it was on a had a mountain view is this ████ staking rewards from luna carter ████ luna baby did you have an expensive wedding no it was gonna be and then the pandemic happened oh oh you lucked out huh got lucky but we all we had a very small oh a small intimate wedding and it was a fraction of the cost of the original how much did you pay you know like under five thousand
1:41 dollars oh that's good oh no way congratulations yeah and we had deposits from the other spots that we just used to this spot because originally it would have been how much like it was probably like 20 30 maybe even 40. you know congratulations and your boy escaped that bill and it was fire it was it was actually kind of better too because you feel bad for not inviting other people you know and not having certain people yeah yeah that's what i'm talking about i actually got an invitation from you but i gave you guys an invitation i got it to the original one before the whole pandemic thing you know what you know what's funny recently i didn't realize that i didn't give out my like the the second invitational a lot of people and i were you in charge of that um no i just figured like that's what happens with low budget weddings my dad didn't even watch our wedding
2:31 wow i forgot to send him a link oh my god but he's like yeah don't worry about it yeah you know i gotta watch it damn actually he goes i know what happens at those things yeah whatever it's fine you guys do a dance it's fine it's all good pretty straightforward yeah it was but it was really cool it was really intimate and it was actually i i i personally liked it it was more our style i think that's dope could you see yourself um doing it downsizing to 40 people could you see yourself being able to plan a 500 wedding no ████ way as soon as they find out it's a wedding and you do it anywhere it's already like premium prices premium prices they ████ you over was it in ukraine [Laughter]
3:30 i just saw a ████ war zone i'd be like yeah it would be cheaper it's probably cheaper than those things we'll give you a discount on account of the whole you know yeah don't say anything the elephant in the room and what is it what happened i'll show you guys a video are any of us close um who's the closest bart oh my god here's here's the video of their wedding wow oh that picture alone is 500 bucks that's what i'm saying isn't that sick for like so yeah 500 is their whole like thing well yeah i was about to say this taking on the new iphone 11 good camera but ████ that itself is more than 500 bucks that was good lighting that dress and ████ suit is already 500 bucks the flowers get you too i don't get that oh they
4:20 they went to angel's crest or something yes yeah exactly so they held it at angela's crash on one of these turn like those little like turnarounds i don't know you could do that you could do it if you have less than 50 people that's genius dude dude not everyone's going to do this it's ruined that is absolutely genius shares were in the budget one dollar that really is genius how much is the rental chairs i don't know but they kept it pretty probably like 200 bucks so the 500 bucks was for the gas dude they just paid for that they filled up over by barbers dressed like less than 50 bucks or something like that oh she got it from shane she actually wait really yeah bro that's ████ right that's funny i'm so glad you got that you can rent the turnout well they didn't even have to rent it they just blocked it with all their cars
5:11 just pull it up oh i see that's honestly genius dude what about all the subaru's like where you just got to deal with it you know so they just did a quick ceremony that's ████ bad they fold up the chairs and then they had a party right there that's so good they had an actual after part like a reception at a different place oh where did they go at another turn corner there they went to the the more i look at it it is kind of cheap right yeah it is yeah they they large ████ what the ████ is that we need the fashion we need the fashion point of view but actually we know what it looks like dude because when you're there a lot of people go and do ████ donuts in those turtles so the whole ground is covered in tire tracks and ████ maybe it would be cool if they had a sign like a mile down the road that said hey wedding going on please do not
6:02 race and then there's cars that are constantly driving by yeah that videographer did a great job though because they like hit all those things yeah but i like going on ████ dirty ass nissan the wedding dress is forty seven dollars what's she in sheen dude sheen is like the worst yeah it's fashion brand in the world is it like forever 21 or whatever dude it's literally the next worse it's like 10 times worse than the next worst what's the next worst fashion nova yes something like fashion fashion nova don't even hold a candle what makes fast fashion bad because the sheen will put i think it's a ridiculous output of like a hundred thousand new styles a month wow yeah and it's just like all these like pieces are like dirt
6:52 you know what i mean like it's just waste like a lot of it is she in a product of child labor definitely yeah it's all the it's all the worst things combined plus they're probably like racist plus they're probably like brothers are probably evil press they're probably like killing people did you hear that north korea some of the some of the high-end clothing that you you have might come from north korea did you did you know that really yeah because they did a deep dive and then they said that some of the companies in china it says it's made in china but what they do is they'll send materials to north korea north korea sends it back to china and then yeah and then they manufacture they did a ████ deep dive on it it was like some gene companies some high-end places and then it went to europe and i was like damn dude that's crazy it was made at a north korean slave camp holy yeah the ████ and ████ is crazy
7:43 though so i don't know man my bugle boy jeans they might be north korea you know i don't know i know they seem north korean-ish it's not worried about your bugle boy jeans it might be comfy not ethically sourced man yeah the ████ stuff is just scary because it's just how much output they have yeah and like how much is just being wasted like where does it go we wear for like a week and then we we donate it or whatever and it ends up pretty much in southeast asia or africa or whatever and also just how much they don't sell it's just there yeah you know getting tossed away like we don't know where it goes to the abyss the close abyss man i'm kind of glad that like our generation too we're not forced or pressured to like have these expensive weddings we're like imagine like everybody like the boomer
8:34 generation right you it was like a weird social stigma like you spent that you have to spend a lot of money like it was you have to invite percentage of your annual income yeah and then you have to go through all that ████ and blow all ████ kinds of money and i think it's still like that in a lot of communities but like i feel like it's way more accepted now especially during the pandemic especially for a reception right i understand like if you have a big party after your uh your wedding but like the actual ceremony like it doesn't need to be that expensive because you know it's something like that for 500 bucks it looks pretty great it looks pretty classy the pictures look good yeah the average cost of a wedding in california what do you think it is 40 grand that's what i'm thinking i'll say 30. people go to those ████ temecula wine countries and ████
9:24 those are so expensive too or that one farm with the giraffe god 30 grand for a wedding yeah yeah it is 33 grand the average cost of a california wedding that's a toyota camry sport fully loaded yeah that doesn't include that doesn't include the ring either yeah that's so true getting married probably cost like 50 grand all right so were the rings were the rings included in this 500 dollar budget i i don't believe the ring was gone bro they ain't got no freaks yeah they got they just got those like fitness bands from where they're good that's so dope though ████ eight dollars on amazon it tracks my steps buying a house together like down paying using 33 grand to down pay a house together that's way more romantic
10:17 they could ████ do foreign you know they're like we'll blow that on that or whatever i don't like less people getting married too in general yeah that's true it's so boring spoken like a true married man so at their uh oh you know those shirts to where it's like it's like the husband in like with like a ball and chain around his ankle game over that's an ironic tee right that's an ironic thing i have like two of them it's just like game over i'm like who's who's buying who's making this yeah who's at the airport like it's kind of a 50 year old dude it's a bunch of like married white guys going true oh this is hilarious the boys got to see this and then they wear it to the barbecue
11:07 am i right am i right yeah so in this wedding reception the uh the guests paid for their own food and stuff wow they just had it at a lot of ubereats they passed the phone around and put your order in put your order in i mean that makes sense because you could just do a deal with a restaurant or a bar and then just hit hit the uh hit the tab you know like that's true that's probably the best way to do it honestly i get happy for people who save money on weddings i'm just like dude good job i love a good deal yeah i love a good deal yeah it's pretty tight especially like i mean if dude like most normal people don't have that kind of money like who has 30 grand to drop on a normal even if you are kind of wealthy like 30 grand a drop on a day is ████ a lot of people going to debt just to do that yeah can you write that off if you're kim kardashian you can write it off if you're influenced you can write off your wedding yeah you can you film
11:58 it it's advertised no like if you just record it and post it on social media that's a write-off yeah see you missed your chance could it be no it's all greg you could have had your wedding be a nutritionist you should have did like five push-ups there should be your wedding in an mma cage i'm an idiot dude i don't get taxes bro [Music] you
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