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Off The Record: Who's Your Influencer Crush You Wanna Smash?

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0:00 yeah Jessica Pearson right now my good gosh take me home let's see yeah I'm pulling her up don't you worry about but you got to like understand her role in the show oh I know who this actress I want to see oh I want to see some sexy ladies just anybody in the comments who's seen this the show Suits her Jessica [Music] Pearson okay so we were just talking offline about how a lot of the boys when you guys are like on your Instagram thing on your search page thing Discovery page there's a hell of a lot of titties and it's getting worse it's getting worse it's not just girls in bikini anymore for me it's girls like in sexual positions yeah so you just keep

0:50 on clicking on all that stuff huh yeah it makes me so mad it just shows up yeah I get pissed off dud I get so mad I go I'm just trying to be a faithful boy that's what I say but my main anger is is the jealousy see that they could post all that stuff and not get taken down yeah cuz you're trying to post stuff like that too but you get if I drop a little trout dude my my account gets ████ yeah like one time like I had a I was like I had a let dietrix like Moon the camera once for like a split second and I got it like a like taken down for that like what what I got on probation for ████ him being shirtless in a photo yeah and my Ig stories how how do all these girls but the thest thoughts are thating all over and it's fine all over all over the net the thti thoughts are thating all over the place Ed gr and po man on your Discovery page so today we're talking about who is your favorite influencer Crush who'd eat the ████ and

1:42 ████ I like how you read it like somebody gave it to you like you didn't make that no no no no that's I pulled it off the internet influencer Crush I pulled it off of like what's up good prompt this guy smell ████ P you dollar sign dollar sign why who is that for that's for the editors they'll get a little laugh that's how you spell it though that's how you spell it so yeah who would you want to who's your favorite influencer You' want to eat the ████ and fit an influencer and what's the definition of an influence or whatever like you know can it be like a can it be like a fictional Persona in like a TV drama sure go ahead tell us who it is I have one right now that's like my current life yes go go go go go okay so I'm in I'm in a season of rewatching suits is anybody seen suits just started watching is good do you like it um I haven't gotten fully into it but I but I it's fun it's fun ████

2:32 love it is it about a suit store is it's it's a it's about a New York law firm you're thinking of Men's Warehouse series that's what I was thinking about all the drama so short synopsis like basically there a guy his name is Mike Ross he's like a delinquent if you will and he has photographic memory so he was able to ████ memorize like the entire law book but he never went to law school and he gets hired by like the top Law Firm by this like super machismo guy right and they are able to just sexily [Music]

3:29 swaggishhooligan47 is it different I want to see oh I want to see some sexy ladies just anybody in the comments who's seen this the show Suits her Jessica Pearson if you don't know then you don't know Joe oh it's probably because of the character huh it's kind of like like Cersei Lannister that looks better than that picture cuz like like who Cersei Lannister was in Game of Thrones yes exactly versus you see her in real life and Lena Haiti or whatever you're like what the ████ she's look I'm not necessarily like yo this is the typee of woman I'm attracted to but her character in the show I'm like ████ cuff me yeah her character I'm like you're in love with her constantly blown away yeah okay what do you like about her would she be like a she's so boss like she like the the main character Harvey Spectre he's obviously like this dude who just like he's the

4:20 best closer in the city and lawyer ████ is like you know you always like it's always oneliner and you walk out cuz you just shut the ████ down but he always ████ gets shut down by her and that makes you want to eat her ████ and ████ who the ████ is your influencer dude you're the last person that can judge all right I'm bad yeah yeah dude I I guarantee fans who watch the show and understand and respect it they're going to back me up fans don't think back them up in the comments there's not many ████ that fans think that Joe wouldn't by the way just cuz of your own stories Joe thinks ████ is ████ by the way I just I'm just saying that I don't I don't watch a TV show and go I bet her ████ smells like licorice let me eat it that's already a weird reference licorice that Mak I think it's like a charact he likes the characters ████ not black licorice but you told me yeah definitely Steve I'm answering the question Joe just pick somebody so that we can rag on tell you

5:11 told me okay who is the influencer you would eat the ████ of yeah so specifically I'm trying to look for one who looks the most eatable and two ████ when I watch TV shows unlike this horny Savage Anthony I don't think about having sex with the characters what what TV shows do you watch you probably watch Like You watches cartoons cartoons e he watches cartoons yeah well that guy is kind of sexy but you eat that scrum yeah I do cuz I'm thinking if we're the only last two remaining Souls on this Earth there's going to be some kind of ████ going on not that I want to but I don't know just answer the the question all right

6:02 hold on let me find this I I'll give you talk Talk Amongst yourselves yeah just ████ this has been this has been Joe's theme today yeah Bart we and we can't say our own wives obviously I don't want to eat a puss the last person you want to ████ suck [Music] on ew gross you got anybody who would let me see that's a hot kind of a really hard question actually you're welcome for going first then hey good for you way to go I would say the two hottest people that comes first to my mind right now is Rihanna and then Margot Robbie strong well done influencers Rihanna what I like is she

6:52 is boss in real life yeah is what I like about her even seeing her like pregnant pics like she carries herself like she's a ████ queen of some country or some ████ so it's pretty tight she did like get an honorable something in Barbados or whatever really yeah yeah like recognized by like their royalty or some ████ you remember that moment and this is the end when um Michael Sarah smacks her ass and she smacks the ████ out of smacks apparently that she let him do it as long as she she let him actually smack her ass as long as she actually got to hit him as hard as she wanted to yeah that's dope yeah she's a gangster okay this one this we're we're going to ████ play this game okay we're going to play we're going to play this game what's the game Joe's taking it too far I don't know where the names are I follow these girls but I don't know where the I don't know where the names

7:43 are are you on the right app of the girls you follow maybe this video is going to be over by the time you're I'm going to send you the accounts and you guys tell me if this is proper if this is proper Sweet Factory material okay d it's your preference Factory that candy shop air drop it to me what are you talking about air drop it are we even answering the same question anymore how do I air drop it Joe's never answering the same question dang Joe this is like a 14 GB file can I just text it to you how about Ry and a go first while the while we work on the technology we're so close and we're about to end we can't leave everyone hanging there waiting for this we won't okay here's the first one is it can you show it everybody yeah I'll show it to everybody hold on and yes Margot Robbie is chef's kiss okay he just texted to me

8:35 okay I got it I got it okay okay that's Tanya Harding Penny Lane is her name her name is Penny Lane Penny Lane Penny Lane who's Penny Lane dude sounds like a shopping store hold on it's loading Jus Penny Lane sounds like a woman's clothing oh wow Penny Lane what does she do is she a model or influencers we're looking for influencers we opened it up but it's okay we opened it up you guys character you do you do not have to yell at anybody you can no because you're breaking the rules okay Steve specifically laid out I specifically as if it could be a character thank you by the way thank you I specifically asked if it be he's sticking up the Integrity of the pr Joe's definition of integrity is really off I'm trying to play with the game and stay within the barometers of the rules that's the first time you ever

9:26 done that all day Anthony is a rule break rule B so you looked at her and you go I bet her vagina is tasty yep and not ruined ruined wa this is PNY Lane just walking around yep ruined by who she's a model by other penises she's a model no by AIDS or something oh okay suppos said oh my I didn't know you could tell if someone had AIDS from the face yeah I don't know personality mostly she doesn't looks like a she doesn't look like a AIDs carrier to me okay this P Lane I like Jo's answer strong qualifier e is he what do you do nothing I just pulled up Penny Lane that's her name show us freaking hatere that's you doing that to God's creature I'm not going to show I'm not showing it let me see I'm not I'll show

10:18 it to you guys I'll show it to you guys her name's Penny Lane this the first one that came up we're not going to clown on some lady named Penny Lane out there some Librarian from ████ Timbuktu Tim Buck two who's your influencer I I have another one we got to keep these short I have another one yeah yeah let's see what ones you got that that who's that just look at her ass what's her name what's her name's her name though always say it like that I can't pronounce Veri Kamas Veri Kamas spend the rest of the video saying I have another one and showing us another one I will not respect you as much yeah for Nick D you're up okay I got to check dude I don't know I don't have any just pull up your activity feed you ████ sick honestly all my activity Fe is like dud how about anyone on your mind just recently that like oh she's pretty smoking that I would eat her out this one just popped up on my feet a girl has

11:08 a butterfly on her ass tattooed don't this one popped up on it just and then they're they're they're trying to take it out Joe's respecting The Prompt he's now just ping like arbitrary ass he doesn't even know who I know I know who mine is now because this this uh woman is like insane she's crazy in the membrane I don't know who she is but she just popped up on my feet and it looks like she's ████ forward and he would already eat the ████ look at that yep look at that what am I looking at oh it's bottom up okay I respect his Integrity I do too see and this is my feed if you want to look at my feed you see it's just ████ everywhere no hotties dude I mean they're all ████ matcha yeah girl lot of butt cheeks bro mug shot no naughties mug shot

12:00 a girl with a CO a ████ Shadow on her face dude here I'll show you cuz you'll ████ agree with me she's Korean hey why didn't you let me see first you probably already have her saved she's Korean and like just this is her SK she plays piano oh wow is she playing piano with a ████ not just that like well no not that at all why the ████ I think Ryan is a person of talents type of guy but like look at this whole thing it's just so admirable oh wow of that dude look how high her skirt is she was playing drums with her ████ she was not playing drums she wasn't you guys just so you know I saw it she wasn't her name's like a yon a like a ye e o n she's Korean she does piano drums and different instruments and she can do jazz so Talent turn Talent turns you on

12:51 just let you guys know talent doesn't turn me on talent in that package is just like such an anomaly that it it just gets my attention I'm like wait why is that she's probably on some podcast somewhere else in the world saying this about you my God it's it's intriguing because like when you look at her you're like you could have just existed so untalented and been fine but yet she has a talent of like the ugliest person on Earth really I want to see how ugly she is I ████ with you Ron she's not ugly but she's just like so good yeah than I can't tell if her ████ would be tasty from here there's that integrity coming right back into this video but before you guys think I'm a pervert this is also on my we've thought you per we already you're this is also on my explor we already think you're per it's okay Joe

13:42 golden retrievers with backpacks all right okay real quick okay this is mine real quick this is they call this the hottest food truck lady she's like does Thai street food and she Jiggles all over the ████ place yep oh she knows what she's doing huh that's definit yeah she's really talented those like does she make good food though nobody cares the other cool thing okay but my meme my meme one she's always been my meme one oh is this girl from this meme everyone knows this meme you guys are perverted oh I love that meme explainer meme that's always like a crypto meme he's like hey let me tell you about this crypto just going on right now she's like oh my ████ god dude the way that he's got her neck is so crazy she is pretty hot though yeah I thought that was Paris Hilton and who knows what

14:33 she actually looks like sometimes you get people at the right angle whatever whatever but yeah this I wish we could know what he was really trying to tell her dude know so fine probably explaining the game of baseball to her okay Nick you want to share yours now real quick uh ████ dude I don't really you had all the time all this time we all have opened up and shared ████ I saw the Barbie movie I liked it and so I'll say Margot Robbie dude I'll say you can't say someone El good Lord the most under Welling well dude I don't I just ████ I that's the last thing that's fresh in my mind you're deflecting aren't you no I'll gave you an answer classic deflector where's where's your integrity like Joe how about this look at my your lady is like I for your birthday I want you to smash one of these celebrities you have to pick one you have to if you don't she bring it up with you who do you pick Hall Pass dude

15:24 I go back to my first my answer dude I go you can't pick someone else's I just ████ in her your turn but I love the saloy seconds um ████ I don't know dude who's a ████ celebrity let me think no this is going to be take too long dude we got this is all Steve day we got to get to the next one I gave you my answer dude let's do an episode about just Nick going who's a celebrity I'm trying I'm trying to think of what that's like that gets my rocks off I don't know f ████ what's her name Rose Nama Unis n dude figh way Le way Le D the Chinese MMA fighter Val chenko uh she'd probably I don't like girls that could kick my ass dude oh you don't no I'm not into that you don't like Ronda Rousy n I'm not I don't think she's that fine to me she's not she doesn't get she didn't get the Rocks off

16:14 how about this athlete yeah we'll go with that the high jumpers yeah I like high jumpers there's also that one is it Argentinian volleyball girl I don't know about that what about the pole vter chick yeah can't miss you can't miss with them I feel like their their ████ probably tastes like sand and that's the end of this video all right see you guys later you did it with class bye-bye

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