0:00 the whole ship fills up with water drops to the bottom of theing ocean and he just finds his little pocket of air oh yeah and he's sitting there for like 3 days what the a diver came in and he like grabs the diver's hand and the diver was like cooties no definitely no survivors just some stabbed guy guy got stabbed [Music] zombie welcome back to careful boys Colleen's here's here yay today we're all talking about something wild that we all did that we will never ever do again wait what all right the other day um I went to this place called China walls in aahu y and if you know you know CH it's a it's a Beachside Cliff okay
0:51 it's crazy you have a lot of people smoking weed young people it just looks like a Hawaii movie where there's a lot a lot of teenagers going woo and they're jumping and stuff so I saw a major Cliff there and a lot of people just run and then they jump off right and for me I was like dang that's too dangerous so I went on the lowest part and then I jumped off and then I said I'm never doing that ever again how how how low is low like this much what is that like actually this much off the ground off the the water yeah so was that like a foot and a half that's like a can size can size drop what what's the top he stood on my head and jumped off no I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I'm not scared of that what I'm really scared of is timing the waves when I that part swim back because if you don't know like
1:42 there's these big ████ waves that come across the cliff and then um there were like these tourist girls and I think they were like Brazilian or something cuz they couldn't speak English yeah they were hot too and then this Surfer you know how like there's always Surfers on the side cuz they like hitting that wave on the side yeah yeah so they turned around and they're like hey get away from the wall mhm and then we're just like wait what's going on and they can see that a way is building up a lot of people couldn't see it so they're just looking and then the girls were like woo I'm trying to get back up I keep falling and then he was like get away get away from the wall and then everyone's like oh get away get away and then they're like what so then he grabbed one and then they all moved away and then right when they did a wave came and ████ wiped out the whole side of the cliff and I was like that came so
2:34 fast I don't know man yeah well that's the thing in Hawaii those those those cliff jumping and those wall stuffs it's all about timing like there's this one spot right next to China Wall I don't know the time it's pretty much just let the wave go past p and hit the wall and then you jump so you don't have to worry about the second wave or I mean the don't have to worry about it you're good in theory but what if a wave goes like boom boom Oh ████ I'll do it again I just got to watch longer this time you got to see how the way dude there's a scarier one though there's a cliff and you have to jump straight in the middle or else you're going to land on rocks where's that at uh right next to China Wall I forgot what it's called but it's like stairs but you jump in the middle and then there's rocks literally around it and then there's waves coming have you done that one hell no dude so you're saying if you're cross-eyed you can't do it you're you're done yeah cuz you're
3:24 gonna see the Rocks everywhere you're going to see rocks in the middle you're going to jump on the side dude that's what happened to brownie he he landed on his ribs on the rock and a wave just and I'm over here filming him like oh ████ did he break a rib or something no it got caught up though oh owie he got lucky as wait how how hard was the drop you know it doesn't seem tall but once you're you're like oh hold on hold on hold on this you know how you do like stunts and stuff you're like what 30 or no 28 still right yeah yeah okay so I'm I just turned 40 and I ████ loved doing stuff like that but for some reason I get scared now man okay like I was H that's what happened to me really yeah it's age dude are you an adrenaline junkie Steve Green
4:14 no what me yeah no not even when you were younger no no for me like that jump wouldn't be enough when I was 28 I would be like that wasn't stimulating enough I need to go higher now I'm just like it's almost like hey if I get a sports car and I can just drive it at the speed limit I'm having a blast but before I was like if I'm not racing somebody and then I'm going against traffic to beat them and get first place I'm not having a good time and I'm like what what happened why am I so scared dude check this out my buddy Chad and V my Budd Chad and V they just opened up this thing called spy ninjja dojo in yeah yeah yeah the kid fun zone right kid Fun Zone thing right so we went early just like check it out and stuff like that and like you know they wanted to show us what they built and stuff so they have me up on this like zipline thing where
5:06 you like connect they have like this zip line going around the whole complex oh I see those yeah and like you're buckled in and like it's you're buckled in you're not going anywhere so Nikki immediately explodes off the platform and just like it's flying through the air and ████ like that cuz you're going around and around and I walk up to the platform cuz you're just supposed to just go off the thing and I was like ████ I don't know about this ████ and I'm just you're like I'm 15 ft off the ground it's not that big a deal it's not but I was up there like a ████ the whole time just like slow walking the whole thing bro that's just scary it's scary dude are you afraid of heights I now I know that I'm afraid of heights I did not know that before I was at spy ninjas doas or no spy ninjas HQ better have figure that out now instead of going to like Cabo and doing the zip lines there cuz I did that those are intense like I um climbed a tree and
5:56 then someone placed a rope there and I was at the top of the tree and then I I swung and then I flew and I jumped and I said why why like it was fun but then the crash and then I go man that was a lot of work to go up there and then I'm like what happened like that used to really excite me and then I'm like do I need to go higher or is it too high now and then before I used to think about it I would just climb it and go and then I would do that 50 times and it would be just as exciting as the as the like the time that I did it before but then now I'm like I did it one time and I'm like that's enough yeah did you feel that too yeah yeah once I got out of there I was like I'll literally never do that again yeah I'm good yeah I was like love the arcade though what do you think happened I think we're just at the age where we're like we could die yeah the risk is not
6:47 worth it yeah you're in your 20s and you're going on Tatu on ████ Six Flags you're like I'm Invincible do you think our pre like our our our frontal lobe is actually developed now yeah I do finally at 40 you start having or I think you guys are just thinking too much and then it's getting to you like we be watching now these days we're so it's easy access to watch videos of people getting hurt and dying and that's somewhat stuck in our back of our brain right so I feel like d like danger like danger stuff like that but you're sometimes now you're like oh that could happen to me I feel like I was like that when I was a little kid bro also you guys got a lot to lose no I don't actually I'm broke I just look like I got a lot you know what I would never do I haven't done it but what what I would never do is skydiving oh I love it cuz I I
7:38 understand it and I know how I feel about those kind of things the closest thing I've done to that was like jumping off a cliff and into water like a really high one in like Northshore I don't know which if you know that one yeah yeah yeah it's super high up it's like at least like a story and a half maybe two oh oh yeah it's why yeah that one the one that does right after I did that I was like oh ████ this is what it feels like to ████ jump off something really high and then I imagine skydiving but it's just prolonged so I was like I'm not going to do it you don't get that like stomach feeling that you get when you're jumping off dude I got the stomach feeling I got the stomach feeling at the arcade yeah that's what I'm saying but because that's like the general feeling of like the rush right and I'm like okay I get why people do this cuz it's ████ scary right can can I tell you something homophobic yeah so um one of the biggest reasons why I
8:31 never Skydive which I really wanted to do is I didn't want a man behind me with his chin against my shoulder telling me it's going to be okay while you're screaming having so much he goes don't worry bro hands up and he's recording you while you do it cuz you can't do it he's recording that's balls to butt you got it hey when you do that do you pull the shoot or do they pull the shoot for you they they pull it um sometimes maybe they'll let you um my guy let me do the parisel on the way down wao oh there's a par it's a parel too yeah is that protocol or or maybe it's not a parisel it's it's just a shoot but you you control it with these handles so you were controlling it um on the way down yeah that's don't you have to he has your hand he has his hands
9:22 there as well just to make sure like oh so it's like a little kid it's like it's like a little kid with your hands on the steering wheel yeah one of those situations did he do it like this if you're if you're like Joel and did he do it like this and I'm like stop I just want to enjoy this just let me do it no the scarest part for me was okay so you're harnessed in right you're attached to him but there's these straps on the side of your harness that can like loosen you a little bit so you can kind of sit a little bit more comfortably oh ████ and we're already in the air the shoot's already deployed and he says hey I'm just going to loosen this a little bit so that way we're a little bit more comfortable and I'm like loosen nothing yeah the ████ are you talking about touch nothing but that's the belt that you are
10:12 attached to yeah it's like this harness so he's loosening the harness down here so I sit in the harness a little bit lower so I just feel myself drop in the harness a little bit and I'm like that's when you got the stomach feeling maybe did it on purpose what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for only our super duper exclusive lovers like yourselves you're going to be getting one never been released director's Cup every week but not only that you get another fresh too hot for YouTube video we say some crazy ████ on there two videos a week but not only that you get
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11:53 gas for the plane you're not paying like the $400 to wow he it's pricey right yeah do you do you still do it or was it like a one time thing it was a one time thing but I would love to do it again my buddy does Wing suiting that's crazy he sends me those videos too where it's like they're almost clipping trees I'm like you're a ████ ████ dude like you're a man 500 jumps to do that ins that's like a high mortality rate SP oh yeah it's nuts have you seen those videos of them failing and like hitting trees and ████ bird comes he was there it was he was in he was at one of the sites when his buddy I guess like a friend loose friend and who was there yeah his shoe didn't open and they watched him like land and yeah he's just ████ bro imagine hearing that no he lived can he lived he actually got healthier is it is it possible to
12:43 livez you're hitting trees you know he hit a marsh thankfully but he he still died oh ████ you see the one with the guy landing on the bridge he miscalculated he's trying to show off going through the bridge but he just slammed on the bridge that was norly dude you know what it's another thing that I would never do the free climber ████ I would never so I lost my babysitter when I was a kid really my babysitter like one day my parents were like hey so Ben's dead he like died what the the first time I was like oh ████ just over BR have you ever climbed so high like and then you went ah ████ no I did that two years ago with my friend when we were going up NorCal we found this ████ Cliffside Thing by this uh by this beach we just pulled
13:33 over and we just started climbing and the funny thing about climbing is like going up is super easy going down is scary wait do you have all the gear all the no it's just climbing ████ free soloed it yeah what the ████ Joe but when you're climbing you don't know how much you're climbing like I don't know it just feels like you're just having fun yeah and then you're not like you're not looking down you're just looking at rocks like you're I don't know from my eyes it's like this that's all I'm looking at so we go up and I get to this place and I'm like oh ████ I look down I'm like that's kind of high and I didn't really plan on going back up there my car's down there so we have to climb down there's no other way back down no so what my friend did is he went down first and he was guiding my feet and I felt
14:23 like a kid I would have felt worried looking at my booty hole the whole time that's what he's worried about not falling hey man well he's like a monkey so he's fine damn but I remember one yeah I remember we were in Malibu and there's this Cliff where people um they strap on and they they they have this whole like gear right they got stra and this dude comes up with flipflops and he just starts going climbing right next to them and he starts twerking next to them and he goes up and he gets to the top of the freaking cliff and he walks over people are just like wait you just did that with without any gear and everyone was like what the ████ yeah he pretty much is that Point Doom is it that that dude that one's ████ huge yeah he he climbed it without without any yeah but he's also like 51 and like 90 lb so he's
15:15 like a spider monkey and also experienced yeah y Rock CL is white people sport okay like only white but he's Cambodian though yeah well he's he's he's a jungle asan jungle Asian he's meant for survival what I'm saying is man that a lot of these extreme sport white people are good at it that's so straight up white people are you do stop biking is that is that Multicultural got two white people here saying theor the spokes people for white say you're wrong I'm Caucasian yeah I checked that box no I I did um a couple years ago I did this me and N were in Bali and I did this like natural water slide where like we had to hike like 3 and 1/2 hours in the middle of the ████ forest and it's hot as ████ in B it's hotter than ████ yeah I was piss I was M the whole time I was angry and then we get there and and there's a natural water slide so these these two
16:05 guys who the tour gu guys are like oh yeah you just like go yeah go ahead go and so I'm like I'm not letting Nikki go first like I have to go first she but she's going to go so I'm like I have to ████ go then and this sucks and I I hated every second of it but it is a natural water size it's like slick it like feels like plastic basically it's like it's like a smooth edge well dude well also too these cats are like five foot ████ four yeah they've never hit that edge before as soon as I hit the water I feel my feet like touch the rocks for a second I ████ pulled them up yeah nobody said ████ to me about that jump in it's only waist high for you well what's with these Ts that they don't tell you everything cuz in Cabo we did the zip lines and the only way to get down was a 300t Repel down the side of the cliff to the cars that they take you back to your hotel they don't tell
16:56 you that they and then they're like all right well you're just going to learn here's a brief breakdown of how we're going to do it and you're just going to do it I'm like but you know what that means they've done it with so many other people that they're just totally casual about it it's scary it's scary we went to we went to um tum and we were looking for cotas and stuff and we were we asked that their cab driver to take us to different spots we went to one where this guy had like crazy gold teeth and a machete and he looked like a ████ the scariest guy ever and he was like yeah it's five bucks if you want to get back here to the so you have to pay to get into all these spots so he takes you down this spot all his his whole crew looks like a bunch of ████ like cartel guys I don't know if that's true or not but that's what I felt probably they're taking us to this giant like marsh land and it looks and like the son is supposed to be kind of very they're
17:46 supposed to be pretty right like this it just look like a swamp and he's and then there's like bug these giant bugs everywhere they're like yeah go ahead Jump On In no one's there we hang out for a little bit we're like all right let's ████ leave here we go to another one this it's a it's a tiny little cave entrance and the guys that are telling you like hey come on down like you said they're very casual and that makes me feel nervous so we're climbing into and I'm pretty claustrophobic and we're climbing into this little cave dark pitch black we have like these little flashlights and we're climbing through bats are flying right by us that's sick we're climbing through like these little tunnels like on our knees and I'm like dude I don't know if I could take this then he takes us to like this deep underground cave and you look at this water and you look down and it probably is like 300 400 ft all the way down just
18:38 casually spunking yeah no seriously no no tools no nothing bro just taking us through this thing and afterwards we we left there and it was amazing but I just realized I was like so much have could have gone wrong as we went down here just following this guy yeah that's Adventure that's real adventure for you dude bro I couldn't take it I don't know I'll do that again cuz caves are scary I've seen too many movies yeah what if you get stuck bro and then just I saw that meem it wasn't a meme it was like a real story but some some kid got like stuck in a cave and they just had to leave him there yeah dude imagine dying in a cave that's probably one of the worst ways the caves are really comfortable it's going to be by starvation yeah oxygen when you're in a hot place and then you go in a cave I'm just like I don't want to leave yeah it is cooler it is cooler in there so cool
19:28 you guys remember that story that cat who's he's in a he's in the ship I don't know he's a pirate or something I don't know what he is he's in a ship and all of a sudden he's in the middle of the night he wakes up he's a going the John and then all of a sudden the ship capsizes his whole the whole ship fills up with water drops to the bottom of the ████ ocean and he just finds his little pocket of air oh yeah yeah and he's sitting there for like 3 days in the dark cold eating ketchup eating ketchup and drinking out of a Coke can that he found the so he made it out well he thought he's going to die and he's slowly running out of air because his his air is being replaced by Co or what's it called carbon dioxide or whatever and then basically all of a sudden he heard swimmers and ████ and he's like holy ████ maybe I'm hallucinating I don't know and then yeah a diver came in and he like grabs the diver's hand he's like holy ████ and they're like and the diver was like
20:18 cooties coties a Haroon what the ████ no one's alive close it up no definitely no survivors just some stabbed guy guy got stabbed he zombie probably thr a sword a couple times on the way there yeah he's dead close it up woods look fresh but I don't know talking to your buddies about what you saw down there all the fishes and sharks and you got killed a guy D wow I really overreacted to that I just got spooked no but they had to get him out of there and slowly cuz I'm a scuba diver you have to depress the whole way up um you can't just go immediately imagine being that guy so apparently a couple years later he gets back in the water he's like a scuba diver now the guy who rescued him found him at like a scuba place and he's the guy's like oh yeah I'm conquering my
21:08 fear and I'm like loser that's crazy so he goes into doing the thing that scared him scared him the most after having said cuz when this all happened I remember he's like never going in the water again ever again yeah he's like I'm not going on a boat again I'm going in the middle of Nebraska I ████ moved to a desert yeah exactly I want to dehydrate years later de had to conquer his fear see these These are the type of people I don't trust yeah dude speaking of desert I don't think I would ever desert Camp again cuz I went car camping and it was so ████ cold dude it was like I deserts are really cold freezing I thought it would be like chill cuz it's a desert there's no bugs whatever and then next thing you know I'm in a tent and it's night time and I'm like ████ I'm freezing even with blankets desert suck that's why no one actually like lives their naturally dude yeah it was rough dude and I was like I can't
21:58 believe live out here you know Des people are weird if you're in a hotel in a desert though different they're doing something Shady bro if you're doing stuff in a desert you're you're doing something illegal maybe it's either a meth lab or like you're just super paranoid about the government desert people and Mountain trash yeah M TR appach yeah Mountain tra dude people who like familiar with mountain TR it's like oh well we're going to drive 4 hours into town so we can go get go to the Costco some bagels yeah I call them saern adans oh my good big barians dude Big barians Mountain garbage dude stink asses mhm
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