0:00 you know gay couples are the highest earning couples absolutely hands down we got to team up dude guess who's the least earning couples lesbian couples yeah wait they really are the they are they are I believe it 100% because the emotions too much emotions cuz they're both cooking all [Music] day welcome back to careful boys today we got subin sub hi subin Bo subin you're four weeks away from being a father oh y yeah this room is full of alpha males and alpha male energy and we're going to give you the fatherly advice that you need on this in this little tight window that you have before you're actually a dad okay so Bart he's the first dad piece of advice I can give subin
0:50 yeah buckle up baby it's pretty sick man as Alpha men we don't take care of kids yeah the wife does all that ████ like but the first 6 to 9 months is tough because the baby wakes up like every hour or two to feed and so I don't know how you're going to how much you're going to be involved if you're going to be waking up with her or you're going to help with the formula or help putting the my question is when can you start fing again that's I think right after but doesn't the ████ hurt it's not my problem I think it's up to yeah exactly I think it's up to her is it is it still my ████ doesn't hurt oh that's right cuz I don't have a ████ cuz I'm an alfha man I think it's up to you it's up to the chick it could be right after it could be at the whole hospital if you want wa is that how soon you went no she was wiping that witch hazel on her ████ witch hazel calms it
1:42 down oh ████ she was like she was like pretty like uh like inflamed inflamed probably for like 3 days it's like a cream yeah it's like this uh it's like this like imagine like a um remember Oxy pads it's a water wet thingy yeah it's like that and it's just like like la you ever see her on the couch totally chilling though and just stab her in the mouth no not yet you got to try it dude cuz well it's like hey it's like you didn't look like you're in pain just now what the ████ you don't do a sneaky snorkel sneaky snorkel these are the advices huh yeah yeah we're going in it's insane this is fatherhood advice my advice to you as someone who doesn't even have a kid is uh you better play all the games you can before the baby oh that's really good advice but I've be seeing people with babies strapped to their chest while
2:32 they're playing G don't be that guy no be that guy though if you can hack it cuz the baby's going to be all up in the mic we can't play with you like that here baby going no I'm just going to go [Laughter] is Kate no yeah first 6 to n months uh your sleep is going to be wrecked so you're going to be like a zombie can I be honest with you my sleep's already wrecked is it cuz of Ryan every two you wake up every 2 hours every time I play games with Ryan we're up to 3:00 a.m. yeah no but I'm talking about waking so you go to sleep at 3:00 and then now imagine waking up every 1 or two hours that's fine I'm already ████ ruined what you guys plan you're good then then you're good like out black out look look I got to be I sleep at 3:00 and I wake up at 8:00 no matter what I have to wake
3:22 up at 8: why what eight8 I don't know my body just says wake up oh I see yeah I can't go back to sleep sometimes hard it's good habit I just wake up me too I just lay and like look at the space and I go Instagram time well I put it this way put it this way what I'm thinking is if I'm up to three feeding him so she could just get full sleep yeah that's fine I'll do whatever I got to take and baby needs her titties not yours do but I got I'm going to buy the whole kit you ever bought the whole kit the titty kit titty kit that's what it's called or think you think they can start off with the the formula formula we try to go as natural as possible why don't you squeeze titty milk in the bottle yeah there's a pump we're buying a pump pump it up pump PP pump pump it up pump it up I do I do think when B when Kim
4:14 baby starts sucking on a uh like uh bottles like the formula bottle no the regular bottle like so there's two kinds of bottle there's like baby baby bottle then there's like the baby bottle and then there's uh like a toddler bottle no don't just do that what's the difference so the baby baby bottle is like the formula one that you have and it's like it's it's not the one that you see on the streets the one you see on the streets that's already like that's already like a full grown baby you can drop the ████ it's already 6 months old there's that kind of baby God damn you got like East the East yeah yeah you got the 3 months and younger baby baby like real baby like ████ worm yeah like Worm baby where you're like if you don't hold the head up it's going to just paralyze itself oh like infant yeah infant fragile infant bottle that's a ████ infant yeah you got
5:04 infant bottle then you got baby bottle and then now you have the bottle that taica has which is not even a bottle she got so straight from the puss puss babies can start sucking on a infant bottle you can but but a lot of people prefer the natural how long out of the puss when they can have the bottle I right away 1 second how long one second till the baby got to stop sucking titties at least by two and then how long till they can start again I mean two and then about 13 13 14 yeah 13 14 but then you don't want to be sucking on your mom's at someone else's but as long as someone keeps sucking There's still milk really that's what they do to goats I just recently went to the goat farm and I was like how do you keep these ████ lactating if you're not pregnant
5:55 they're like once they start sucking it just keeps on going what's the cut off age for uh when you it's that's it you can't choose your gender no more oh yeah what CH your gender come ████ it came out it's a dick it's a dick it's a boy no you can choose your gender to you're like ████ me man dude you live in West LA hey you hey you give him the choice you give him the choice there's no choice it's he's born with it you're in West Hollywood no we better not do that ████ old ████ it's 2024 now you got in this home all kids in this home all kids are gay they can their gender whatever they want and we believe in science no I'm moving no you don't matter where you moving to Hawaii baby Hawaii's not homophobic it's super gay it was one of the first states to allow uh gay marriage fine but they're not you not
6:45 Hawaiian is not going to tolerate them protesting you think I'm saying I can see going around with your Trump flag on your truck it's not going to happen cuz you're going to have the uncles and aunties over there hey shut up ████ back in your room oh yes atie the room you know what that's that's a good example of a community that's been accepting gay and transgender and all that but they don't need to ████ March They Don't parade around with it yeah but there's hella gays everywhere and no one's like beating them up for being gay that's see that's what I'm saying in Hawaii they we if we know you look gay that's it we all know you're gay you know what I mean we not going to be like a big fuss about it and second of all there is some mowing gay dudes too and that we call Maho and those mahos are strong and Tall we don't
7:35 want to ████ strong Tyler you don't how to ████ with the m you're quite left lining already do you think he looks gay no that's wrong chill man he looks like he oh yo what' you do nothing watch the video back so what do you think of that ████ huh now you feel bad huh you just got got no that was kind of crazy but got kind crazy what I'm saying in Hawaii it's true right it don't there's no there's no like I am this way I you have to look at me this way we just know it's just been accepted they never respect yeah it's just respect culturally we get it we get it woohoo Brett rock look at him he hella cool he not over here trying the Tantrums and ████ saying got to do support you're ████ dumb dud come on man what's up with these Mah though dude that sounds cool but yes my kid would go
8:25 to Hawaii yeah where were we we're trying to choose gender of your child we're not choosing the gender it's coming like this it comes out like this and that's what it is oh here's another thing uh that that was different is once the kid comes out you do kind of view the the world through a different lens I think it's a better I think it's a better lens's the only person that can actually talk this ████ we just have useless no we're all giving father Le advice right now no I heard I heard that I heard that since you're going to have more experience before I have kids right if I don't ████ like them can I just give them to you why I'm going to be probably struggling taking care of this kid I heard I heard one kid can raise the other yeah once you get two of them it's like play plays play no you know what me I'll take care of your kid if you can't if you can't I'll take care of it if you
9:16 can't I'll take care of it no problem do you say play dates Bart do you say play dates sounds too gay do I stay there no do you say it do you say it out loud like are you like hey you going to have a play dat with my son is that a word you use yeah I guess I say it cuz we organize them we have them it's on the calendar Dam he's too tough to I can't make fun of I don't know if you and your wife discuss this I don't know if you and your wife discuss this we discuss this because I think um I think it's absolute ████ when people go I love all of my kids bu ████ ████ you don't like all F there's some ████ ████ ████ so we have exit plans just like every business you need to have an Exit Plan oh okay so as D if you don't like your kid what are you going to do auntie yeah what mama grandma who are you going to throw this kid away to see for example if we had
10:07 to it be up to the grandma and grandpa okay oh yeah what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here because we're gonna answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details her side or your side Grandma and Grandpa mom's side mom's side grandma grandpa but the UK amazing boarding schools really Harry Potter style from ████ from ████
10:59 uh Elementary to like high school yeah but that doesn't you still financially no but I don't want my kid going up what's up mate it happens fast you say bang for bang I say bang you know like like that hipop my nephew has lived in the what upate my nephew lives in the aisle of me fact my my nephew lives in is man he he was a California born in California he was for 6 months and then I hear him I'm not kidding on the phone facetimeing Nikki he's like H oh hell all that ████ no he sounds like all I want a teas and Crumpet sounding kid you want that hell yeah dude because I I can't wait for the day cuz it's already confusing when me and Hannah are together right especially if we're like walking toward the
11:49 elevator in a separate way no one thinks we're together when we're at a store no one thinks we're together especially when she's like dressing like completely different from me like when she's wearing like a sundress and I'm out here looking like a ████ Hawaii bro which you know local just local it just looks like one I don't know like a conservative girl on a vacation with a with me it's just a weird it's like her Sherpa right I'm her ████ Sherpa yeah amazing she looks like the missionary that came to a like poor little island country and she's helping out like the locals right yeah she got you some clothes from the thrift store hey is she trying to figure out how to dress like a local B any chance no no but so what I'm getting at is the funny image I have is I'm taking care of these kids that don't ████ look like me has a British accent and I'm dressed the
12:40 same way and people are just like did you kidnap those ████ and I just want to I just want that odd like you walk around the city and they're like what the ████ is this group yeah like like Charlie ston and her kids yeah like Angelina Jolie and her adopted kids yeah she's like seven black kids yeah like what the ████ she has every kid except white you she sent a kid to Korea though remember yeah the Angelus uh son North or South Kore South okay sou what was I thinking but yo no they D I sent the kid to Korea I didn't know that yeah I didn't know that too you hear the kid change his name nope what but imagine if I had kids that sounded like ████ Harry Potter yeah and you guys would have a good time ████ with him oh man I would have blasted him Brad Pit kid so this is this is how you can mess up cool you can mess up as a dad pretty
13:31 bad cuz Brad Pit's kid changed her name so she no longer has pit in her name at all Wow that's scary I feel like sub's going to be a good dad you think so man look honestly at the end of the day I'm going let him do whatever he wants just culturally he un needs to understand the family style but whatever he turns out to be at the end of the day I'm just going to support it okay there's no but what if what if he wants to be oh come on what is this now what are you going to say Joe let me hear it I want to hear this okay you guys live in West Hollywood oh man okay oh yeah if he grows up there yeah people just want to they don't want to be different they want to do what's cool right right right right so like in West Hollywood like the coolest person is an activist they're anti-gun who whoa whoo wo they color
14:22 their hair blue take it easy pal ████ hat yeah vegan yeah take wo okay I'm just yo I'm just going down the list of the coolest person in West Hollywood they want to ban stoves yep electric car all right that's if that's the case you got to be a lawyer doctor and they shop aan yeah shops at aan no we'll be we'll be gone by then we're going to homeschool them if we have to they've seen no evidence of corruption from Hunter [Laughter] bite that's number eight dude that's a big one all I'm saying is like if if you're if you're if you like Trump in the country you're in the wrong City to grow your kids yeah but I do have a neighbor that's two dads and that has that has two kids and they're doing karate no it's not it's it's pretty normal but gay people like karate too gay people like karate hell
15:12 like karate I thought they' just be doing more uh resting or something you Bruce Lee was gay I'm playing what the I'm playing don't you have to be gay to do karate I think so or Jiu-Jitsu dude oh yeah what if what if if if if you want to give your son the freedom to be whoever he wants to be but what if it's everything you hate about people oh yeah I just respectfully distance myself would you K yourself would you go to would you respectfully just smack his ass up would you go to Korea I'll send him to Korea yeah to be with your dad to be with your dad you want to do whatever you want okay to be with your dad do you have any worries like what are what what is your advice
16:02 to the rest of us who hasn't popped out a ████ kid there that's how it should be yeah no honestly My worry is making sure I can keep up with the bills with him that's like every guy no it is every guy but it's it it hits harder when you do have a kid coming of course and when when I'm just like doing whatever I want like right now I'm afraid that I might have to get a sustainable job you ever think about you're afraid you have to get a sustainable job you think about like a like a one job that I might not like but I need but I need not like and he keeps breaking stuff there you ever think if there was two dads that's not me bro that's two people worried about the bills that's that's kind of crazy that's probably it prob right know they're gay but I don't know they're different they're smart your neighbors probably rolling it a little bit dude my neighbors are all like they killing it wealthy they got a
16:53 nice car they got houses in that street you know gay couples are the highest earning couples absolutely hands down we got to team up dude guess who's the least earning couples lesbian couples wait they really are the least they are they are I believe it 100% because the emotions too much emotions cuz they're both cooking all day like the facts and the numbers are there but the emotion says it's not so they're not there bro huh what if they own a restaurant don't they have a ton of food but just no money for ingredients they usually don't ran they're going to call Gordon Ramsey and their ████ restaurant be featured in Hell's Kitchen kitchen nightmare you know there you go no that's true it doesn't even sound appetizing imagine there's two French restaurants side by side one is like Pierre and Pierre and
17:43 the other one's ████ Andy and Andy you want the the two gay guys making new food or the two lesbians making new food I'd rather have a gay guy making me food is Andy a common gay name man of the best shs in the world exactly I know some Les bows that could get down for real specifically are they sanitary I don't know I don't know any lesos that get down but look look I don't even know what the ████ you guys were talking about what does that even mean I don't know Les I can get down I want to hear that debate I want to hear that debate maybe we do an OTR topic can lesbs get down what what exactly does that mean like like cook oh okay like get down on some cooking they can dance and you don't
18:33 know any he got me so they can't what was I thinking we were wrong well he doesn't know any cuz he's eating the food and he doesn't see him cooking in the back I think the number one Uber Eats consumers lesbians cuz they don't cook just making up making up stats I think stats not there's always one right there's always one where cuz they don't shirt hat backwards just's be real in the lesbian couple there's always one with a OHA shirts hat back did you grow up with a lot of lesbians no I'm in West Hollywood I see it every day I heard lesbians can hella fix cars you know what I do see the most this is just from my anecdotal observation is uh lesbians love to be Barbers oh yeah at every barber shop there's always one there's always one there's some dope ass lesbian bar was a sick fade yeah always and cool earrings
19:23 always it's true I see that I could see that I cutting hair they a making food I didn't even know chicks could be Barbers I thought they're just haircut ladies no they killing us yeah they could fade they could do a sick fade dude there's this one girl that that sits on top of you it's just a regular chick and she's actually hella good at lineups and cutting hair but she's like doing that sexual thing at the same time straddles you whoopy W she's a b lesbian no oh I thought she's like just one of those uh whatever that's a real service is it is it in is it here or is it in I don't know where I was at I saw an IG saw an IG you saw in a PornHub no just IG a come on man I saw on por up yesterday what was that well cuz Anthony's showing us some ████ tantric whatever the ████ it was Nuru Massage Mass he clicked the wrong video white people didn't do it correctly it looked like you know
20:13 when white people ████ make sushi it's not the same not the same attack from the back California R is just the most popular Ro ████ all the time but yeah that's not Sushi it just makes hundreds of billions of dollars a year no their Sushi makes more money than California ████ I saw I saw this one guy he's like a real estate agent and he was talking about oh in Japan they just can't make sushi right and he's like oh really he goes yeah I went there and it just had the fish on top of the rice and I was like wait where's the ones with the sauce and the rolls and all that and yeah they're like they're like gross oh that Chris Crone fo that that fo's a dumbass dude he was being serious yeah he's being serious and then I have a really top comment is like oh this fool went to Japan and he was back that they didn't have Samurai rolls you want to get the legit he's like I want to get the real ████ with
21:04 theoc give me the real ████ give me the Ninja volcano like where's the ████ gisha roll where's the Philadelphia Hawaiian hot KN roll yeah there all that hey I like all that ████ ████ you guys like all of it and it's exactly what it's for guys hey guess what I also slurp a miso soup too that's authentic ████ look good luck with your baby thanks
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