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Brooklyn Subway Event is Now Generating Ridiculous Conspiracies

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0:00 [Music] so this thing that happened it's already finished they caught the dude it's all done uh but there are some details that are kind of new that are coming out but also more importantly we got christian here today so we can hear from him the brooklyn subway shooting yeah we didn't get to cover that because uh that happened a couple of weeks ago and we weren't together but just a summary for those who don't know yeah you got to fill me in i don't know what happened so oh you know what why don't you talk about the brooklyn shooting from your perspective yeah well uh on like what day was it was it thursday at eight o'clock in the morning like there was a there was a guy that went to the subway that planted smoke bombs everywhere and shot like 13 people oh my gosh and the

0:51 only reason he didn't keep going because he's gun jammed but he like shot and injured like 13 people in the subway while the subway was moving whoa when they got to the stop everyone like ran out there was like smoke everywhere oh my god and the ████ up thing is the guy got away like he just walked out he just got out like yeah he escaped like he fled the scene holy ████ and the problem right now in new york is like uh the new mayor just put eric adams just put a bunch of cops in the subway there's like more cops than ever in the subway and this like still happened so everyone's fine so the cops there's more cops than ever and this still happens yeah yeah ████ that's crazy where were the cops at if there were more cops are they our flappy birds are they in the are they are laughing birds are good are they part of the like they're in the subway as it's going or they're oh no no there's no cops in the cars though oh so they don't look like

1:42 regular people and they're trying to act like civilians no no see like an air marshal they should have a train marshal that's what we need another day in the rat race am i right suitcases [Laughter] they're like you're an undercover kind of relate to people go to work the subway i got my sabaro with me all ready for the day like just are you a cop because i'm from new york what no imagine overselling being a civilian how do you oversell that man i sure missed those two towers this is your this is the character you've always been made to play with a new york accent never forget

2:33 don't you just what do you think about first responders personally not so bad i think they get a bad rap they're trying to like repair their rep while playing that civilian character anyways i'm just a normal [Laughter] there's a briefcase full of work of work the cops are ████ up they could have been doing that the whole time god walking around like real cops in the subway is a funny phrase dude i love i love a fake cop bro i love an overselling fake i love it undercover cop so ████ i was trying to find him in coachella i was trying to look because there's something everywhere you guys selling e you guys

3:23 selling e hey is that his actual gun yeah yeah yeah yeah hey what could i get her extra seats you guys got molly anyway i got some money there was this one picture of uh i think it was like maybe a few years ago but it was at a festival and there was like these three or four dudes with like cargo shorts and polo these on and a g-shock and [Laughter] short haircut with like like oakley and a cell phone holder yeah i wonder who they are sperry's on that's ████ funny did you see anybody that you were like doesn't i couldn't find any damn they're going to be they were told to dress casually and

4:13 blended they're getting better man they're just blending in yeah they just look like frat bros now yeah you know so what what was the brooklyn community's like thoughts and feelings about that little ████ dude like no one caught the subway the next day first or like like my friend that catches the subway to work was like he was like oh dude it was there were like two people in this car and everyone's like on edge like tripping yeah because like by the the next day they didn't catch the guy yet they caught the guy like two days ago two days later yeah so they thought they were going to hit again yeah cause like he wasn't done so everyone walked to work because there were bombs that were planted like unexploded bombs how many did they end up fighting a lot because he left green gas too i mean i saw like a video as like green gas yeah there were smoke bombs there were smoke bombs because people were coughing and ████ he dropped his credit card yeah on

5:03 the scene and they were able to find that he rented a u-haul that's how they got it how did he drop his credit card no this guy honestly i was thinking like bro you kind of suck yeah for real he got it he couldn't get his gun jam he didn't know how to unclog it what was he doing like searching for his ████ money while he was like in the middle of it all his credit card dropped out like that's such a weird thing you probably have all those wallets that you gotta spin around because of the rubber band or he's just one of those guys that just puts all these cards in his pocket oh i do that he loves yeah you matches put just put i know i've seen like even out of restaurants and stuff people just have cards and money and they're in their pockets that's why they need ridge wallet yeah thank you ridge he just throws it in his pocket and they found a bunch of other ████ in that u-haul didn't they they were yeah

5:53 there's a bunch of weird this guy like i honestly didn't look up after the fact like but like during um a lot of my friends that just started like that work at offices like they just started like going back to the office so after that it's funny because the office is like you know what you guys don't need to come in it's actually not that bad right now so people right now are like not digging the subway because you know wow it's weird so they're still traumatized from what happened oh yeah oh i bet you are guns legal or no new york has pretty strict gun laws gee i don't know when it's so illegal i don't know how this guy got a hand he bought it at an ohio pawn shop yeah the gun that he used they traced it back and then that's where he got it are bombs illegal now that they're smoked it's okay in the subway to a certain radius yeah

6:44 did you hear about it while it was happening yeah i heard like i woke up to it whoa oh my god yeah i woke up to like text from my girlfriend like oh my god there was a bombing at the station and i was saying this like she catches the subway that same line to work oh my god she works in manhattan and she lives in brooklyn yeah but like we kind of like live together now and i live like up like from i live closer to work from that stop but if she like was staying at home and caught the um the train to work she would have been at that station at that time whoa that's ████ damn that's so crazy what did she do sleep in that day so she was like no no she just ubered to work yeah just felt like ubering that day yeah just randomly mm-hmm well yeah she's just been ubering lately but yeah i would too yeah because it's like you

7:35 know it's also just faster yeah yeah but yeah if she had caught the train it would have been at that stop which is like ████ weird to think about did you see the stuff where he was yelling like slurs and ████ yeah he looked up his old content oh dude i watch his content on youtube he's like a black nationalist like he hates like he's like totally radical like on youtube so he's like a skinhead but a black version but he also says ████ about black people too so it kind of threw everybody off a little bit they were like wait what but yeah he does hate on a lot of other races he's just like a like a radical hate person did he have a manifesto not really but he did um basically turn himself in he he called the tip line and tipped out himself why that's how they caught him people are because he couldn't go anywhere they just had a car on the floor they basically shrunk his world to like a dot because they were like everyone ████ knows what you look like and where like they were just

8:25 looking for him so hardcore that he just called in he was like hey i heard you're looking for me i'm gonna be at this i'll be at this mcdonald's or whatever like come get me yeah also apparently it's like dude the city's gonna use everyone's complaining that the city's gonna use this as a ploy to put even more cops in the so they're going to leverage that yeah is that a bad thing do they get in the way well the thing is like the cops don't really stop anything bad like this like they should have stopped this but they didn't but then the things that they're catching people for like people jump in the terms turn styles like who cares about that yeah i see so people get mad that the cops are like making unnecessary arrests for people that are already less fortunate like if you're jumping up coming tsa yeah like if you're jumping a one dollar 25 turn style you probably need it you know you probably can't afford it yeah like they're they're they're really hard on the harmless crimes but the violent

9:17 crimes nothing's happening yeah like people are still getting pushed into the yeah into the tray yeah but i see a new video every week yeah like the cops aren't able to stop that because it's like kind of hard how they man i want them to stop all the ████ asian hate ████ that's been going on in new york like the ████ are they doing yeah what about that guy that was ████ in that bucket remember that video that was hilarious who's stopping that guy bro he's been getting one arrest there has been a lot of like asian like hate crime happening a lot did you see that one video i don't know if it's like set up or not but it was these two dudes that look like they're gonna get down and they're ████ yelling at each other like this i was gonna ████ go down it looks like it's about to fight and you see these two like asian ladies oh ████ so they they walk away but then they start ████ battling each other and then they once they started battling each other this actual homeless man with no

10:07 shirt came out came came from the other car into that car and then the other two days were like oh ████ what the ████ i think they were trying to set something up but that that uninvited homeless man freaked everyone out that's what you get playing stupid ████ jokes that's what you get dude oh yeah so this is so this is the new so once they caught the guy and everything now there's this new thing going around which is really being debunked hardcore but people think it's a false flag everyone doesn't trust nothing no more dude because because conveniently none of the cameras worked that day yeah no that was weird yeah yeah what do you think about that i don't know like why the ████ does that always happen yeah i'm starting to think we don't even have cameras honestly i bet a lot of places just have cameras that don't even work yeah i think that's

10:57 i think that's what it is it's just like most uh old surveillance systems that are not working haven't been working it's just really s█████ maintenance yeah yeah and it's like last on the list because nobody wants to pay the ring membership a month i was gonna say like when like i mean that's right adt is pretty expensive was that like 36th street like when was the last time anyone needed a camera for that station you know what i mean and that station's been around for years so it's like they're probably like they'll start recording now yeah so two days before so there's not a fat dude that's like with a pathologist sitting here with a ████ big and he's eating a donut and he's watching watching american gladiators or another [Laughter] nah man that's what they said is two days before the attack they reported a fiber optic cable connection failure on the camera so none of them came out yeah what was the deep why did they

11:47 debunk that is because um there is footage from other cameras just not the ones right there like all the ones that are immediately right where it happened they weren't working but uh they still got camera footage of it they got like civilian camera footage though yeah there was a viral video of like when the train got there and all the smoke came out a bunch of people running out yeah that's what i saw yeah i saw the one in the car where they were shooting sounds and then there was a guy that was trying to get him from one door to the other and people were just like yeah i'm running out of time yeah so they they pretty much proved that it wasn't a a stage camera thing by showing how badly their maintenance normally is because they said in 2018 223 cameras in 10 stations 31 percent of them never got the maintenance done yeah i was gonna say wow it's just broken all yeah it's just like s█████ maintenance i know someone

12:37 that works at target and she was telling me that like half their cameras at target don't even work yeah that makes sense dude the only place where the cameras work are ████ right above the pit boss in vegas [Laughter] it is crazy though how like when the big events like that will like stop something because uh in arizona they had the the freeway shooter do you guys remember oh yeah yeah yeah and i had moved already at that time but my dad was there and so you're not a suspect we were saying no i wasn't a suspect but my dad and my brother both were taking videos the next couple days on the freeway not a like not a single car like on the freeways because everybody was scared because then there was a bunch of copycats people shooting people with bb guns on all exits of the freeways and stuff because i always think like right after a tragedy it's like the best time because no one's there and that's good the least likely to hit twice just probability like vegas

13:28 no dude i forget what it was there's a guy that's like known like i forget where i watched the video but there's this guy that like books travel to the place whenever there's a tragedy because it's like because it's so dirt cheap yeah and there's no one in the way he must be in ukraine right now he's probably been there for a minute he was like he was on a plane ukraine or shanghai delisha he's a guy that's buying all the murder houses and like ████ haunted places and ████ loki i went to hawaii during the pandemic it was the best time of my life i had waikiki all to myself you are problematic

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