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Off the Record: Rapping & Metal Screaming 🀣 (ft. David So, Geo, Alex Acosta)

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to another highly organized episode of careful boys we have with us davidso today and geo carefully mom and joe and joe and lift god and anthony and can we start off this episode real quick new hair with the elementary rap from lift god real quick my favorite oh my god i cannot believe hey but it's a beat for me though yo get that beat [Music] i put my black shoes on with an all white shirt people look at me look i look like they're forget them fools i ain't no fool i ride on 24's on my way to school no i ain't black but i ain't white ass snow i get a lot of stuff like i've lost a toe and now i got a lot of

0:50 friends but not a lot of money and i don't like sugar but i like honey now i'm in sixth grade i'm not that smart my favorite kind of food is a cherry pop tart no so i'm not that tall so in that bathroom i pee in the stall and i know how to sing the abc and i'm lactose intolerant so i don't eat cheese now imma end this song right about now i don't wanna answer i'm gonna end y'all with a bout all right now do it over in the river that β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ is β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ nuts tell the back story can you sing uh mary had a little lamb like that yeah it's crazy crazy huge right

1:44 hey there's a technique it's not the same vibe i know we're not supposed to use this word that was a little β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ hey man i tried my best dude he tried his best yo i can't do that to him hey nick your turn dude i'll teach you let me i'll show you the technique on how to do it did you just survive throat cancer that's the deepest i could go that doesn't even sound like a screen val kilmer over here dude all right that's not even a scream have you guys seen those moments yeah those mongolian throat singers there's a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ oh yeah mongolian band called the who it's β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ all you mean we're the arms wide open oh yeah

2:34 they're mongolian how'd you get into that β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ that's so random what's random his the throat yeah that's not random look at what he's it really was tony hawk pro skater i think it was like two or three because on one of the one of the songs is iron maiden a number of the beasts so like we like that song a lot and then we asked my dad like hey have you ever heard of the song and he's like yeah why he's like have i and we're like oh it's cool and then he literally like went to the garage and grabbed out all of his records and had like slayer iron maiden pantera all this because i've been [Laughter]

3:27 i think the first van was a band called job for a cowboy they were local to arizona and we listened to them and it was like that style of music and my brother was getting a guitar so like we were like oh this is sick how do you learn how to sing like that that's crazy so i watched a youtube video like a long time ago because i used to scream wrong so like i used to scream and i couldn't even talk were you first doing it like no japanese porno yeah and he goes it doesn't sound right dog my dad's like hey what the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ y'all watching down there i'm like oh my god um no like i used to do i forget how i did it but yeah i used to not be able to like talk when i watched a youtube video and it was like super simple and it like made sense and it was like there was i think it was like four steps so the breathing the breathing is the first part so it's like imagine you have a window right here and you're trying to fog it

4:17 so you use your dive almost like when you're lifting right you squeeze at your diaphragm or like right here right it's like so then the second step was it smells in here yeah the second step is like if you're taking a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ yeah and you're squeezing really hard you go i peed a little now you do the breathing technique when you do that noise it's like you change it so then you can try to the the smaller you make your mouth and then also like it depends on where you place your tongue so like it changes the tone and then the screen one i'm about to do my ass no the high one is like you open up your mouth wide and kind of have like your

5:07 tongue out so [Applause] so like when i just i just got back into it so i haven't done this that's not bad though honestly there's a right way to do it that you're not damaging yourself right i almost threw up though and i peed a little so i'm pretty sure i'm doing it wrong that's when i first started i was doing that too but like here we go but it takes a little bit there's like hardcore vocals with just like literally shouting and β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ but uh yeah i don't feel like i did it that was ricky martin my voice was like shot a little bit like the bro science way was

5:57 like basically what you're doing is you're cutting up your throat and then it heals and it kind of builds scar tissue that's very bro back when i was like 16 17 when we were in a band like they told you you need to do that yeah but i would scream like i'd be able to do set or we'd practice for like two hours and i'd walk out my voice is perfectly fine yeah so you know how like in singing people have like warm up and practicing they'll be like like that right yeah so is there some kind of thing like that when you do it the first lows that i did right here that i could tell that they weren't sounding good but right now when i was showing you i was like all right sounding better i just to warm up i just practice songs it's so different when he does it oh god god damn it dude it's very similar born a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ no that sounds like an emergency okay my bad

6:50 is very similar very similar that's an ambulance yeah that's great there's people that sound like that though in bands bro that just screech at the highest picture pterodactyl that's eagle β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ jurassic park cover man like they're just screaming like the lincoln park right summon your little powers hey that'd be sick like right before a heavy ass breakdown hell yeah dude hey just let me come in real quick but there's also pig squeals too and it's like inhaling what the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ you're good at that one yeah nice chorizo but i just got back into it starting up a band so hell yeah hey how are you gonna ask us any one of us you can ask anyone he asked me we all

7:41 played music you didn't tell me i so we had our first practice on wednesday so we haven't really like done anything so we're still kind of like testing it out yeah it was cool i haven't been to a band practice since i was like 17. how do you write music for the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ because it's just it's so scribble it like crazy it's just cursive [Applause] you take a dead sea scroll and you stab it the only way isn't there a lot of biblical β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ in there sometimes it depends on the type of band there's like christian death corps there's a christian death corps they write it on a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ lamb there's christian heavy banshee like pod is a christian like pod is christian

8:33 yeah they're they're a christian band and not creed i don't know but kriegle's hard bro everybody hates on creation i thought creed was christian band they were originally so when they when they went commercial they stopped being a christian you know who's also a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ christian band that i didn't know no gospel gangsters the killers oh really yeah mr bright side the best bright side of our god yes bro listen to the lyrics tick tock toes see i don't know any of this white people music β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ so who are they the killers oh mr broy sure [Music] [Laughter]

9:26 that was pretty good thank you thank you i just saw how your eyes get really small about that smile too i'm auditioning for ching chong man [Laughter] imagine trying to get signed well you're going to love us tonight which players do you guys have so far like which instruments do you guys have we have so i'm the vocalist he's trying to get in your band opening my homie alessandro he plays guitar and then uh his friend that i just met for the first time on wednesday he's named ricky he does a drum so we want we were like let's kind of like jam a couple times to see how it feels is he like a hot drummer because you always got to be careful of hot drummers in movies why because they always take all the girls is that true though drummers get the most β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ they β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ better they're hot really

10:17 so you find the drummer the most attractive yeah i don't know about that either but anyways [Laughter] what stroke had a hell of β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ hey bart's a drummer aren't you i don't know i'll tell you this though girl drummers are β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ hot as β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ yeah hey one of my old bands in arizona we had a girl drummer and she was a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ she was fine was she on beat though oh she was so good i remember we used to go record with our other band it used to take like three hours right especially for the drums because our old drummers were really good but they weren't like they didn't want to play on tempos and β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ right they were really good but didn't know how to play on tempo no like well it's like my brother he never actually he doesn't know chords or anything he learned off of tabs but when you see him play you're like oh my this kid's β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ amazing i could talk that metal is β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ crazy too but she was so good i remember

11:11 she gave the guy like all the tempos right she gave him like all right this tempo at this section this section this section she did her drums in one take wow and we were like holy β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ all right this is nice but and metal drumming is like you got the double β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ going the girl drummer got titties and they and then her left hip hits the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ stairs [Laughter] you guys are so stupid that would be that would be so tight oh yeah this is hot cause you don't have a name yet right we haven't officially like made it a

12:02 band yet but it's we had our first session on wednesday and it went really well so you made the name something that you had to say it like otherwise like you don't respond yeah yeah the name is bad you guys are missing a bass player huh yes i played basically we had we were supposed to have somebody still trying to edge himself in hey you guys raise the bass player huh i play i can play upright bass the kettlebells [Laughter] 30 minutes later hey you guys need like a neutral you guys don't have a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ keyboard i don't even know how to play metal with it we gotta do band auditions for alex what yeah what is going to a medal wait you guys don't have a choreographer uh you guys don't have a tambourine hey that just might be dope though dude like you know when i when i think of music like when β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ like this happens

12:53 i'm like that'd be cool you don't have aggressive tambourines you don't have will ferrell cowbell yeah yeah that's metal tambourine right for like death core like really you could do it with one guitarist one bassist a drummer and a vocalist back in the day we play we had two guitarists that played on seven streams so my brother so it's seven strings so it was already heavy so like at that point we didn't really care if we didn't have a basis or not so we were just like whatever but then at one point we had three guitars with seven strings and we were like when we got really good at towards the end before we broke up like our shows were really tight and β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ so we had three guitars our β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ was just heavy as β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ and this was just for this is for fun whatever you're doing now well back in the yeah now it's just for fun but back in the day we were like oh we're going to be a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ it'd be really dope if you guys got into arguments but you guys screamed at each other you were okay

13:45 i'm gonna hook you up right now with a new school like that that's metal right there that'd be sick right right now please pick a really really weird name i love those like have you ever seen that band where the name is just three exclamation marks what stuff like how do you even have you heard of the have you heard of the band just i guess you say it like that's like how you say it yeah it's three exclamation points this is how they're like very fast just point things out because that's that when you see it spelled out i've seen them on like set list and it's it's like chk chk chk how about comic comic official thing is

14:38 we'll see i don't know i i me personally i like like one word band names mom mom rover give it up for mom hey but see i think that would be dope though like you hire me manager she has a really big mom rolodex of like music she knows like the most countries she's already she knows so much β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ music is unreal like across genres she probably she's probably the biggest music library i know no how come i don't know no but like any any song she hears she could like just oh that's β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ francis kuglimovskis hey hey he go hard he go hard geo named this song 50s 60s 20s name this song i'm a wonderful singer

15:29 there's no words though you got this okay most of the people here will know the song ready it goes you killed my master this is β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ like she knows that β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ you're just giving too much love to her dude no they're playing in all the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ martial arts movies like literally all the martial arts movies but you know like when you see people they'll fake the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ like a song will come on and like oh i love that β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ she'll say it and she'll know the β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ lyrics it's unreal no no no oh come on what song is this [Laughter] is that the actual song yeah i'm sorry

16:19 my friends on the spectrum that's the [Laughter] that is the magic mountain song did [Laughter] fair that's a google movie story it's really hard you know β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ like like sammy davis junior's nephew song or

17:09 β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ like all kinds of crazy β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ wow testers sing some β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ wait did you do your parents listen to a lot of music too um so no they don't but they all had so many different genres of like so like my mom liked the beatles a lot my dad liked a lot of like soul mole top motown type β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ my brother liked 80s so like morrissey the smiths also just differentiated yeah yeah one last one last test to prove your value a real sound though finish the lyrics oh no ooh baby do you know what that's worth i don't know [Applause] helen is a place on earth

18:06 you have to sing the first part and then i'll come in with that ooh baby do you know what that's worth oh [Laughter] yeah yeah yeah all right one more baby time you know what that's worth oh baby it's a place that was good that was very good i said the wrong words you can't say happy to that voice you can't try that kook you β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ fraud

19:05 oh

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