0:00 foreign student who got signed as a Gatorade ambassador because of his awesome name what is that Gatorade Ambassador was it like power what do you think it is the power glitch power quench what's his last name hydration huh sport yeah that's a pretty good guess it's not sport what's his name you show me tell you his name's drink water shut up dude I swear to God what's his name and the Gatorade is like we're a sponsor him but then it's not it's not water yeah Nestle doesn't it promote Kirkland's Gatorade down yeah is it is that his last name or his full name his name is drinkwater Rivera
0:52 drinkwater yeah that's his name that's his name why did they choose that name because when his mom was pregnant uh she I think she would just drink a lot of water to in order to feel better like she couldn't get through the uh pregnancy unless she drank water is that that was like her story his name's drink water that's it so she goes huh honey you make me drink water so much your name's gonna be drink water so in the commercial that they have them signed to uh he goes the slogan that he says he goes I may be drink water but when it's time to exercise I drink Gatorade no sugar wow dude yeah his his name is a phrase
1:42 dude the marketing team's like right dude how much to get Bernie in a commercial to be like I love capitalism let's go forward buy a Ford car and I love capitalism is it isn't it Bernie kind of like a Real Estate Mogul anyway yeah you've got like three houses but dude I remember you know who uh who's that cat he's like kind of like part of the grunge Rock movement ████ Kurt Cobain no no no no no Dave Grohl no no no older than that I watched him and do a Ford commercial for the Super Bowl and I was like Oh Henry Rollins no it was that'd be ████ interesting someone nuts someone like Jack Kerouac doing like Captain Ozzy Osbourne it was like that GiGi Allen nah well I mean when dudes get older they got responsibilities so they can't be so punk rock anymore you know I mean this
2:34 this kid is definitely like in a good position to accept a Gatorade signing he's like he's like sure he's a Philippines kid what's his uh sport what sport does he do um none hang on please oh wait sorry oh ████ so he just he just I'm sorry bro I think he think that I was gonna stump him I don't think it's a signup I thought that was a layup he does I think he's just exercises so just he's a fitness dude I guess I don't know if he's in anything dude he's just a kid then that's his name wow Dylan Bob Dylan Bob Dylan did a ████ like grunge I was thinking 90s growing no it was like there's like crunch that is weird so like yeah he's like anti-established exactly but then he's like he's like yeah Toyota like it's ████ you got to get one they're pretty sick four-wheel drive
3:26 leather seats what do you think his siblings names are I don't know dude okay well wait pickles yeah pickles pickles eat pickles drink water eat pickles he has two siblings air conditioning and then something completely normal that's Filipino Eric damn you damn you maybe that's what she's saying to her husband when she's giving birth so then she named him damn you breathe there drink water and eat pickles eat pickles all right pickle sandwiches with the pregnant lady pickle thing because you two got an answer who doesn't like pickles his uh his siblings names are winner and rice why don't they have Filipino names do
4:16 they do English names out there a lot yeah oh my mom said that when she was pregnant she just wanted to drink Hennessy that's what he looks like if you want to see him ████ get rid of you yeah she just had like a craving for Hennessy I think you're kind of fine dude it's like a little boy yeah but I think it's funny that so in the commercial they made it it's like literally just about his name the whole thing are they running out of athletes to sponsor that's cool that they're hooking them up though they better hook them up they better not be using them yeah they better be ████ getting them because again it's it's like Gatorade exists in the Philippines so they have their own Philippines oh branch Philippine marketing yeah it's not like yeah yeah every you know every brand like Pepsi or whatever they're doing their own commercial that we don't always see so you think that because this guy is
5:06 now prominent because of this he will name his kid drinkwater junior or something like that like you know what I mean kind of keep that juice going a little bit that's probably these kids eat chicken do you think you can score a Jolly B one I wonder if he like has a feeling about his name or his whole family does you know some kids they just don't like their name or like why'd you name it naked passionate threshold of being made fun of like you could surprise school yeah when she had made fun of what do you think thank you I believe that no one thank you no one at all [Laughter] do you think there's places that still preserve that bullying and they're just like we're traditionalists I think okay I like Malta I like that so widespread piracy I heard Somali is pretty good for
5:57 bullying too yeah I think we have a couple people in Malta that watch JK too I've seen that before shout out to them I've seen I've seen a comment nice people the bullies someone here once said mentioned Malta in like an article and then there was a guy in the comments like ████ yes shout outs to Malta I was like that's so cool when I hear these obscure countries I forget that people speak English outside of America yeah and I'm like wow or you forget how much other countries just know lots of languages and we're just idiots yeah oh yeah yeah yeah there's a whole last Czech community that watches our ████ oh really yeah Czech Republic Czech Republic yeah around the globe or else
6:48 they're hot very nice Czech women are I wasn't very nice yeah and then there's like hella Vietnamese people there too they're like Vietnamese Community like a nice huge one like thousands of them but yeah and ████ Czech look but they're you know how like Slovakia there's a different country I almost said Czechoslovakia it's a Czech Republic you know how out here we got the Vietnamese refugees that are like South Vietnamese those are the commies because you know the Czech Republic used to be Soviet Union it used to be Communists right yeah so then um the North Vietnamese they used to have a work program so they went out there and then when they became a part of like the the other countries that are not Communists when Soviet unions fell they're just like we're gonna stay okay and then the Vietnamese folks just stayed rad yeah they're like
7:38 we're gonna open up fall restaurants and then so all those kids they they learn English at school and ████ right and then they would watch JK well oh very cool shaping Generations right they thought you would get two for a long time huh I don't know but they watched JK though and I was like damn that's crazy man dude when I was in seventh grade there was a chick from the Czech Republic and she was like the hottest chick I ever saw in my life they're really hot so because of that I think the Czech women are all hot don't you love that don't you love that it's basically just one bias yeah like the sample size of that is it could not be smaller yeah I don't know we're not English girls when I was there I saw all these hot grandmas working at the Christmas Market and I was like check women baby I love how quickly like that's your world like you just meet like I had one polish one beautiful girl that's all you
8:30 need I can't they all be like polish girls and you go to Poland I know yeah like I know now normal human beings and in seventh grade you're like where's all the hot ones we romanticize everything so I was like I'm gonna marry a ████ gym of all things a California Girl yeah definitely that's the funniest ████ what do you think about naming your kid something that could specifically help their career apprehensions about that I'll say this I never ever would have thought naming a kid drink water would get them a gay race Monster Ship so already I'm already at a disadvantage so I'm already like I'm not thinking big enough dude tubers I can't believe nobody's name because subscribe click the Bell oh I honestly because I just looked down on on us so
9:21 much yeah because we've really gotten in the mud like everyone gets their hands so ████ very dirty you know what's gonna happen they should have they should name a like and like for the algorithm like and like for the algorithm the moment a tuber uh names their kids subscribe and like they're gonna change the algorithm the whole model and it's not going to be anything with subscriptions or liking it's going to be a whole different thing would you name your kid hit the like button would you name your kid like undefeated or something no dude that's setting up oh my God bro imagine as soon as he gets defeated kids like every the first fight he's like oh like no you should have three games my kid is not gonna be a ████ this is what you do you have three kids name the first one could be undefeated lawyer so you have three kids right name the first one B second one b and then J BJJ
10:14 [Laughter] anything fight related bro that's crazy dude name your kid ████ and they will be the toughest ████ that ever lived oh you're talking my language yeah hacks man these are hacks yeah well because you know that song like by Johnny Cash like he's like my name is Sue and all this ████ he's like my dad name is Sue because I wanted him to not be a ████ or whatever and it's like dude if you you can't my kids soon name your kid Sue now and everyone's gonna give him a standing oh yeah yeah you got to go harder than that you wouldn't want to name your kid something that could pun very well with your last name like what well like done done well done well done what else done
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