0:00 and the way they talk about him was like he was like this dude that grew up who just had a big old chip on his shoulder dude that f is the guy that's that sits at the park bench watching kids on a jungle gym he's dressed as the bench dude [Music] yeah so you guys hear about this Nickelodeon documentary I heard about that Qui on set I did hear about it it's it didn't it drop already I watched I watched the first episode of my wife they finished the whole thing watch news huh are they finally going to do a whole conspiracy on the whole Splat thing and then the go thingy the thingy and that's a separate episode for Joe specifically that is not what this is about no they actually do talk about that cuz I heard the Slime wasn't real well they were talking about how like every punchline and every TV show that this guy Dan Schneider was on was a jizz
0:52 shot like a shot so part of that right so real quick just to that's crazy he has green ████ no well like any like the punch line of a joke would be like uh-oh someone got ████ honey on their face and it looks like a ████ shot like and it's with kids and people are like we're going to get to that fuing weird real quick just just to so any if you don't know yeah it's basically about how in on the set at Nickelodeon there was all kinds of weird sexual harassments going on and like specifically with kids with kids and inappropriate commentary around inuendo as hell and there was like sex offenders HED right for the sex offenders were hired also Drake Bell who was from the show Drake and Josh yeah he was like graped by a guy who used to work for nich but did they massage him and go niod did they sing it though yes they
1:43 definitely did that yeah in whisper form but it didn't make it okay yeah which we so but they were doing it in front of everybody I used to be so jealous of people who had cable TV cuz they were able to watch Nickelodeon and I wasn't able to watch it so I had to go over to the house and pretend like we're friends so we can watch it I think that's in the documentary yeah yeah yeah they talk about that they talk about the kids who were using the other kids for cable so that was a lighter side of the do so I'm going to show you guys a little compil so what did they do to the Rugrats though did they touch them they didn't touch nobody touched the rugat no interviews R did you say that this stuff happened in front of other kind this stuff was happening in front of other adults producers everybody was around everybody was chill with it cuz everybody kind of want to get paid cuz this dude was like the the get their ████ names and canel them so there's one main perpetrator is there one main
2:34 perpetrator that's like committing all these uh like assaults a couple right so Dan Snider is the the producer who was he he was close with Amanda binds he actually discovered Amanda binds right he he picked her up at a ████ um one of the comedy clubs she was doing a set she was like I don't know I don't know how that how that I didn't get to watch the whole document they said they wanted to go check out this 12-year-old doing St and then he's like let me get in a Jacuzzi with her yeah he gets in a Jacuzzi with her at one point for the show right he just put himself in a lot of positions where he could um be close to her at all times and even members of the All That cast where which she joined initially right they talked about how when Amanda B came in all of a sudden all the attention was on her and when they're doing stuff as a cast like just doing regular things Dan Snider would be with Amanda bin writing in the back and
3:25 now nobody knows like exactly what was happening there Mana bin hasn't come out about any of this stuff yet so we'll see what happens cuz she's kind of had her own struggles which people are now asso rough life man and people are associating that with basically what Dan Sneider did and not knowing what we don't know so DN and she was like 12 you know yeah man she was 12 uh she she was first signed with them when she was 10 years old do you think these guys that get into these positions um they're so passionate about their perversion that they like have to climb to the top and like they have this dream of building like a playground where they're just like every day they could be around kids and ████ so you're saying there's a bright side to this yeah I mean he pursued his passion well it's like the people who who join the clergy because they want to get close to kids and have power CU they just can't wait to run
4:16 that choir you know and it's I believe that's it's such a weird kind of strategy to work so hard toward yeah but like they dedicate their lives to being in this position of like I can't wait to be a janitor at an elementary I think there's always a weirdness when someone's purely trying to be around kids as much as possible it's like going out of your way to like really be around kids is kind of weird so that's what Drake Bell's dad was saying too and again I have not watched all this yet but Drake Bell's dad was saying that he noticed this guy who was basically a dialogue coach he was he kept on getting close to Drake like rubbing on his arm and stuff like that like was very touchy feely with Drake and like he he also saw a video of Drake of the same guy doing the same thing to Leonardo DiCaprio who was as we all know was a kid actor and when he was very young so he's like
5:06 that's that same ████ he's doing to my son and then basically as the dad got more skeptical of this guy he started asking questions he's like why is this guy always around my kid and one of the people at Nickelodeon a bunch of people at Nickelodeon were shaming him for that they were saying like hey do you know he's gay and you're just probably homophobic oh no they pulled that on him and then they basically started to slowly Edge like bleed him out of Drake Bell's life like maneuvering him his own father his own father by by the guy who the dialogue coach was basically like hey your dad's really shouldn't be your manager anymore like this is like but that but that's that's the whole theme of this whole ████ documentary or people that like abuse kids and ████ it's like they come frontf facing like oh I'm ████ your friend yeah cuz people are like how would you let your kid you watch this too I only saw the first episode but it's like it's the
5:56 same you see the same patterns over and over again right it's like it's like oh like oh yeah we're going to give you we're going to promise you all this Fame you're going to get all this work all this money that's crazy man imagine if you're like my kids got a talent they could tap dance and then you go I'mma bring them in Showbiz right and then you just like look at my adorable ass kid ████ tap dancing and ████ and you just want them to like crush it in their tap dance and art not knowing that you're surrounding them in a room full of ████ predators and they're always with adults Shirley Temple that's what happened to her Shirley Temple yeah I saw that interview she openly said it at Larry King or some ████ right yeah yeah and then like she was laughing about it but it what did she say she was she was definitely molested and all the she said that her and her mom well the one that I watched is she said her and her mom went to the uh uh a station and then they got
6:46 split up for some reason she went to one producer and then her mom went to another producer and when Shirley Temple was uh speaking to one he she's like oh he was a nudist or something like that so he got butt ass naked and she saw she thought his naked body was so funny she started cracking up and then he got embarrassed and he got mad and he kicked her out of the room and then so on the car ride home her and Mom bonded over something but I think her mom actually screwed the producer but she was laughing over that wow on on uh on I think it was Larry King I don't know but it was an old school interview and this was like in the ' 80s or '90s she was just saying it openly and laughing about what happened there's a lot of stuff on Shirley temp right lot yeah they they did some tough stuff they did but now we're and also
7:36 real quick to wrap up the Drake Bell stuff right so he says that as the guy got closer to him he basically became his manager and then his dad his his mom and dad were getting a divorce right so his dad was like dude this is like a ████ second divorce I'm going to lose my son in this whole thing and they were pitting um everyone Nickelodeon was pitted against the dad and then um eventually the manager takes over and then the dad is like telling the mom he's like whatever you do do not let him be alone with that guy whatever you do and that's what ended up happening like quick cuz her M his mom didn't know Mom got tricked right like got worked by the guy the guy was good he was he was nice and he he's done it before wanted to take you to Disneyland we're cool we're going with my friends it's all cool and then he would go a couple times and nothing would happen it was all chill but then eventually yeah Drake wakes up to being sexually assaulted by the by
8:27 the same guy by the same guy and he says he says the the interview this pretty crazy ████ but he basically says they're like do you want to talk about what happened he's like I'll put it like this he's like whatever you can think of as the most horrible things that could happen that's what happened oh my God I don't know cuz I could think of horrible things and he probably didn't do that crazy I don't think I don't think anybody had tentacles Joe okay okay okay yeah so no tentacles yeah no tentacles no one was using white out let's just get Revol the variable so so now we're going to now I'm going to show you now that we did some harsh really harsh stuff we're going to talk about some of the innuendo stuff that wasas out the ████ this is weird codon dude sentences that I bet not one person has ever said before in the history of mankind sentence number one oh man my UA
9:18 got stuck between that hamster's toes huh see that could never happen cuz your uula is that swingy thing in the back of your throat right here oh so there's no way you could get it stuck between a hamster's toes and she's like what 14 here something like that I'm soaking wet quick somebody bring me the ocean no one would ever say that why because if you were soaking wet and you were upset about it the last thing you'd want is for somebody to bring you the ocean cuz the ocean is even more wet than even the wetest person in the world have you ever tried to get one big toe in your mouth check this out oh yeah oh my God this Fool's ████ ████ weird man yeah cuz they would always talk about feet in saying like how would show fetish ████ oh my
10:08 [Music] God what the ████ does she have like a YouTube is that the premise she has like a YouTube show or something it's like a fake YouTube show how old is this I'm thiry what the ████ how is this this is ████ nuts dude this has been me in the video wait she's supposed to be a kid cuz like she's like a teenage girl supposed be a teenage girl give up the juice dude get the ████ out of here s███'s ████ crazy it reminds me of the Bobby Lee Like Green Room rent yeah the green screen that's crazy he's like you're taking on these dragons get these
10:58 dragons wow dude that's so like it's crazy because I see them respond to these things and they'll be like no but like it's it's your context and how you're watching it and it's like yeah I get that if a kid saw that it would be innocent and they would just laugh but if the intention was to hide your kink in it that's ████ up on top of who we know this guy is now cuz like you talk to other child actors and they're like oh we've always heard about Dan Schneider like that's that was something that was going to get popped eventually plus who's directing this you hold a potato next to your face and you're like I'm trying to juice the potato yeah you can juice a potato so many ways I've always wondered if I could get a juice out of a potato now hold it next to your face and hold it with both hands and scream a bunch are you kidding me dude yeah that's ████ crazy how about this yeah you can't do this you how about use like a a press machine the director's like put it close to your face
11:50 honey yeah like what the ████ dude yeah that's that's wild man or just put a straw in a potato and try to drink from it I maybe that would be ████ you're a good writer though that's so crazy you're betterer but no but you that's you know it's not just the person who wrote that it's the person who directed it it's it's it's a lot of people it's a bunch of people the script supervisor like everyone the show runner everybody's like signing off it editors like yep yep yep clip also too those guys were making so much money at that time so it was like it was such a machine where I was like we're not going to stop this ████ thing this is way bigger than you're a little dumbass like that's how they talk well that's true and if you did say something right you're getting by the machine is the guy still around the Dan Schneider guy like danne still yeah he actually just gave an interview he's addressing about this but he talked to a guy from I Carly who now works at The Hollywood Reporter yeah
12:40 so it's a weird interview yeah it's really weird it's really weird so it's like all they're all homies yeah he looks like he looks exactly he looks like them he looks like he fits the the profile he looks like yeah and the way they talk about him was like he was like this dude that grew up who just had a big old chip on his shoulder yo he looks like he touches kids not stop nonstop non nonstop well it's kind of true no damn man well not anymore dude that fo is the guy that's that sits at the park bench watching kids on a jungle gym like that's that ████ he's dressed as the bench dude that was trying to be a teeter totter 100% that guy that guy's like that guy paints himself red and he lays at the bottom of the slide I think that's the so the crazy thing is he's never he hasn't been accused of himself actually physically assaulting any of
13:31 the kids uh there's a lot that we don't know yet because Amanda B doesn't come out cuz it almost watch the whole documentary it almost seems like he found like a hack to not have to actually get his hands totally dirty yeah there's some other there was some other like first like female kid actor who was like picketing outside of Nickelodeon back then cuz she was saying it but nobody was like taking her serious I don't remember who it was though but but I feel like she was talking about Dan D there's a lot of people who been talking about Dan there's a lot of people who have been defending Dan too really weird yeah what does the defense say Joey Lawrence Joey Lawrence Joey Lawrence I believe and then and will freed Dell it they he he was the Big Brother on boy me's world oh oh damn I like that guy they both did letters in defense of
14:21 character witness stuff yeah character witness stuff and then now U during it actually during the Drake Bell um thing they actually did letters for the guy who was like touching on all over Drake Bell basically saying like this guy's a good guy like you got to give him a shot I mean that's a tough bet if they want to do that the same way that it happened to the dude from That 70s Show remember where like all these people came out and they did character things then he was guilty and then they're all like oh ████ didn't Ashton Kutcher and um yeah they all they got canceled for that for backing them up right but they didn't so the sad thing is is that when people do these character things they're not always fully backing them up they're just like like I'm just going to say what my experience is and they can use that quick correction is rer strong not Joey Lawrence oh wow yeah r or strong the guy who's also in boy me world yeah not Joey lawren in those instances
15:12 sometimes like you like with those character you know references and stuff they might not be privy to actually knowing or seeing those things you know people can have a very good Too Faced like that's what I'm say yeah you could have like a it's not like they'd be wrong for what they said but it is kind of weird that like these guys are proving that they're snakes yeah I don't understand why someone wants to go so far to touch a kid what do you mean like it's the value I don't get the Val it's like you want Nick to explain it to you it's like you worked good that you don't get the value to me it's like you're working so hard Joe it's quite simple let me tell for something that sucks like look it's like this dude think about the long game he played right he I mean took him to Disneyland all that he's like hanging out with them I'm like dude you're working so hard for
16:03 garbage like kids are they're ████ garbage this is why you'd have a tough time as an actor my friend because you have to put yourself in the mind space empathy Joe empathy yeah think walk a mile in Dan shneider shoes for a little bit okay all right think about you ever think about what he's going through well to me well you ever think about like what If Daniel J Lewis got got a part to be a child ler that's yeah he's like you guys I'm serious about acting so I'm going to do this well no he's got his little notebook though you know he'd be he'd be like how do I put myself in this ████ mindset what's the First Choice he does he just gets the glasses you know what the problem is this guy wants it too bad cuz like when you um you think he's being a I'm a kid magnet full I can't get him off me and I'm just like get the ████ away like you
16:53 don't want it when it's like if you're like a ████ handsome man and all these women want you just get the ████ away right so play hard again is what you're saying when I look at the kids get the ████ away you ████ thirsty ████ I gave you so much attention already this fool he's so thirsty it manifested into this weird I mean it it transformed into this weird OB so it's more on his execution that you don't like yes so stay tuned for more childing tips from Jo takwa the way he asked about the Disneyland [Music]
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